[Subito]
[RL-sama slams open the door to his apartment (which happens to be just above the one of Dot-chanīs characters), and runs around enthusiastically, obviously searching something...]
Hooboy, hooboy, hooboy, roaches!!
[He comes to a stop in front of a large wardrobe; it has a sign on it that says, "Gateway to PersonalSpace -- DO NOT OPEN!!!". Despite that warning, RL-sama opens it and starts rummaging in it. The oddest things fly by, including a living two-ton gorilla who looks, to say the least, confused.]
AHA! <drags out a chest of sorts and opens it> Here you are! I was searching all over for you! <pulls out a torn bag and heads for the bathroom, the bag trailing behind him> Heheh. Roaches! Heheh!
[RL-sama closes the bathroom door. Wierd noises can be heared; then finally, RL-sama steps out again, with a mad, boyish grin on his face.]
Hah! Time to get roachbusting again!
[RL-sama is wearing an overall that looks remarkably like the one of the Ghostbusters, with the ghost in the sign replaced by a grinning humanoid roach. His weapon is tied to his back. itīs a giant frying pan labelled "ExRoachinator 3000".]
I am ready for you, Roaches! Come get some! Hehehehahahaharrharrharr!!
And Suddenly, A Silence ...
[Jelynne]
*Jelynne is now wandering aimlessly through the city...*
Hello? Is there anybody here? Hello?
Hmm... I begin to wonder what could cause an entire city to empty like this. *there is a vague whispering noise, and Jelynne's head snaps up* What?! Roaches?
[Sikaryan]
AT LAST! Other living beings! ^_^ *draws some popcorn from CandySpace* Here, have some. I guess itīll be a _loooong_ time until the city is revived again...
Finals + Roaches = Death of EG City?
[Jelynne]
Hey, somebody else is here! And they have popcorn! *takes some*
^_^ Thank you!
Maybe we should wander towards that incredibly large building there. *points* I think I heard some funny noises coming from there.
[Chatty]
(*Meanwhile, somewhere else ... I think it's a giant Pokémon arena, but y'never know ...*)
Chatty: Why I am I always in this position? ^^;
Because you make a good prisoner, that's why.
Chatty: But, uh ... they have you too ...
Well, not exactly. I managed to loosen the ropes enough to make another pos--
Roach: (*perking up*) Hey! You! Cut that out!
Yessir, rightawaysir ...
Roach Leader: Oh damn ... don't tell me you loosened the ropes again ...
(*dramatically*) I was inspired by a vision of the Albino Squirrel.
Roach Leader: FFV is more like it ... alright, you leave us no choice but to make you put on this straight jacket.
Haven't got a problem with it, so long as it's not tie-dyed or something stupid ...
Roach Leader: It's white. (*hands over straight jacket*) And pull any funny bizness while you're putting it on and we --
(*putting it on*) ... ne, shoot cha with da machine-a guns-a ... speaking of which, I can't tie this little thing back here ...
Roach Leader: Oh, fine, I'll tie it! (*furiously fiddles with the ends of the straight jacket sleeves .......*)
Awwww ... how ki-yoot! It's a BOW!
Roach Leader: Well, I ain't tying it again, missy.
It's a kiyooty bow bow!! (*squeal*)
Roach Leader: (*wincing*) I thought that octave was only for calling dogs ...
Chatty: (*blink blink*)
Booooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwyyyyyyyy~~!!
Chatty: Ladies and Gentlemen, I think the hostage situation has finally gone to her head.
Roach Leader: Agreed.
(*So ... Chatty and RL-Chatty are the hostages of the Roaches! No wonder we haven't heard anything from them! And what will happen now?!*)
Ayla BOOGIE DOWN!!
(*Anno ...*)
(*sings*) Na nana nana!! Nanana na na!! Na nana na na na NA na NANA!!
(*If this means the Huitzils are coming back, I think I'm gonna scream ...*)
[Sikaryan]
Hey, do itashimashite! ^_-
*looks to the building Jelynne-chan pointed at and cocks ears* Hmm. *shrugs* Thatīs just Chatty. Donīt bother.
Johnny: *pops up from Nowhere* Hiya people! The Man is back! I ... *doubletake* WAIT A SEC! SIKA~~~~ARYA~~~~AN!!
Holy Moly, whatīs it now? Oh, and welcome back, Johnny.
Johnny: Where the goddammed heck is my color!?!
Huh, calm down, I just have to look it up...
Johnny: Then DO SO! >_<;
*draws laptop from portal to RL-Space* That can take a while...
Johnny: *menacing glare*
H-hey, Iīm already searching! ^^; And you better start searching to! The others are still gone!
Johnny: As if Iīd care about that. That Vandal guy was racking my nerves, even after you muted him.
Okay... if you want it that way... then Iīll get myself new cameos... you were warned...
[Jelynne]
*rocks back and forth on her heels*
Soo... now what?
I know! Maybe if we find the roach headquarters and trash them, everybody will come back!
*there is a vague whispering sound*
Huh? Logic? Who said it had to be logical?
*whisper, whisper*
What do you mean, they may want to trash it themselves?
[Sikaryan]
Uhm... Okay! ^_^ Letīs go thrash roaches!
Johnny: Hold it, pal. Youīre not going anywhere until I get my color back.
Sheesh... uhm... erh... hmmm...
Johnny: Huh?
Nothing, just searching that stupid.... now where did I put it... must be somewhere... A-HA!
Johnny: You gone completely gaga?
Here it is! The Remote Control!
Johnny: That thing again...
Now... lessee... hereīs the manual... index... here it is... "How To Color Your Cameos", p 10.995ff...
Johnny: *twiddles thumbs*
*reads aloud* "To Color Your Cameos, Simply Put A <font color=xxxxxx> Tag In Front Of What They Say." Well, thatīs easy. Wait, Iīll take this tag and... voila!
Johnny: Hey! You donīt believe it! My color! Itīs back!
Can I now go and thrash roaches?
Johnny: īCourse! Mind if I come along, too?
Not at all. After you.
[Jelynne]
Yeah! Let's go mash some bugs! *starts rooting around in her shoulder bag*
Umn... let's see... cards, coffee thermos, lightsaber... *rumage, rummage...* ... sandwich, cheesy novel, book... huh? *pulls a rather massive book out of the bag*
Thee Bigge Booke of Uselesse Magicke? How'd that get in there? *shrugs and stuffs the book back into the bag, then continues rummaging* ... healing potion, cursed ring... gotta return that someday...
Aha! There it is! *pulls a wizards staff (with a knob on the end! ^_^)out of the bag*
Okay, let's go make some bug juice!
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