[Voidstar]

Shito no BODYGUARD!

'Kay, so I had no idea what to title this.  So sue me.  Anyway!



Kaworu: Okei, so....just to make sure.  You want my protection, because someone who saved your life wants to sleep with you and you don't want that to happen.  ^_^ Sounds like a fine mission to me.

Roisin: Good, 'cause I'm tired of repeating it!

Kaworu: Gomen, gomen.  So, this person who's pursuing you....what's he or she like?

Roisin: He.  He's....well, his power is unimagineable.  He's unlike any foe you've ever faced, I can promise you that....

Kaworu: Stronger than a big purple artifical God?

Roisin: Huh? *Pikupiku*

Kaworu: Never mind.  ^_^;;

Roisin: Please, Kaworu-dono, don't joke about this! Only your power can protect me! Only that barrier you make can stop him!

Kaworu: Hai hai! I shall do my best!



And now for Commentary by the Elementals! A new tradition in VoidStar posts!

Seraphita: O.o I'm confused.

Tolone: ¬¬;; What else is new?

Kelvena: What's the matter, Seraphita?

Seraphita: This guy who's after Roisin....o.O

Kelvena: Simple.  He hasn't actually appeared yet.  Be patient and you'll know more.

Dominia: I resent the implication I can't take this guy!

Miang: *Chuckles* Such confidence from such an incompetent warrior.

Dominia: >_<;; Silence!

Miang: ^_- Meh heh heh.



Until next time, y'all!

End communication.

[Dot Warner]

I think it's about time to get Chatty out of Joseph's head, ne? :)

Athena: If you're thinking what I think you're thinking, Joseph is going to kill you...

Well, he did say that he'd rather have somebody write him out of his coma than to use Author Magic... >:)

Train of Thought

Chatty: This is boring.  Aren't we done psychoanalyzing ourselves yet?

Jo-chan: I think so...except...I don't have a clue as to how to get out of here.

(soft elevator music begins to play)

Chatty: What now?

Jo-chan: Not a clue...say, haven't you ever gotten the feeling that we're being watched?

Chatty: Now that you mention it...nope.

Meanwhile, three people rise out of the shadow in the corner of the room where Jo-chan lays in a coma.

Elaine: Hey, what happened? Where are we?

Falora: I'm not sure...I was kinda panicking when we teleported... ^^;

Alex: This doesn't look like EGC City anymore...

(Elaine finally notices the comatose young lady in the room.)
Note: I'm assuming that the EGC Jo-chan didn't get de-aged when CAPOW Jo-chan got sent to Kodomo no Omocha...agh.  Very confusing, ne? :)

Elaine (shaking Jo-chan slightly): Onee-san? You okay?

(No response.)

Falora (looking up something in her little booklet): Letsee...Jo-chan Sutedja...(facefaults) Oh, my...she's got quite a record with the previous Goddess of Luck!

Note: Yes, folks, as part of her promotion to Third Class Goddess, Falora also took over the job of Goddess of Luck.  The previous one retired after a nervous breakdown. :)

Alex (in awe): There is a Goddess of Luck...(to the heavens) Oh, thank you! Thank you!

(Falora attempts to anvil Alex, but it doesn't seem to work.)

Falora: Hey! How come this isn't working anymore! (thinks for a minute) Oh, I get it, I think...

(Meanwhile, Alex is approaching Jo-chan's bed, drooling uncontrollably...)

Train of Thought

Jo-chan: There's got to be some way out of here...

Chatty: Well, I heard that it might be possible if you were suitably shocked.

Jo-chan: So what would be a 'suitable shock'?

*GLOMP*

(In RL, Jo-chan opens her eyes to find Alex firmly attatched to her waist.)

Jo-chan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

Chatty (mysteriously appearing next to Jo-chan): Well, that answers her question. ^^;

(Jo-chan pulls a mallet out of nowhere and flattens Alex.)

Jo-chan: HENTAI! >_<

(Falora takes this moment to summon a kettle of hot water.)

Falora (offering the water to Jo-chan): Here you go.

(Jo-chan immeadiatly takes the water and pours it over herself.)

Joseph: Finally! Thanks a lot! (studies Falora carefully) Do I know you?

Falora: Nope, but you will soon enough! ^_^

Joseph (thinking): Why do I suddenly have a very bad feeling about this?

Falora (giggling as she sees Joseph's reaction): Oh, don't worry! Anyway, I should be getting everybody back to EGC City...

Joseph: Oh, that's where you're from?

Falora: Yeah, all of us.  Though, currently, there's about a billion or so roaches running around...

Joseph (facefaulting): What, AGAIN?

Heh...now Joseph's awake, and Chatty-kun's back! Wonder what would happen should the two Chatty's ever meet... >:)

Oh, and Joseph, no offense meant, but that was the only way I could think of to wake you up. ^^;

[Subito]

grumblegrumblegrumblegrumble...

Vandal: *to Subito* ???

Subito: Oh, don´t mind RL-sama. He´s just in a bad mood.

Vandal: *frowns* ???

Subito: Why? CIH made junk outta his harddrive, the one with all the stuff on it.

Vandal: *with a clear look of shock on his face* !!!

Subito: Heh, that´s exactlywhat he said when he found out.

Shattap or I´ll mortalize the lot of you!!! >_<;;;;

Subito: Hoo boy...

grumblegrumbledisrespectfulgrumblegrumble...

Subito: RL-sama?

What? Can´t I have a day of perfectly bad mood without anyone of you disturbing me?

Subito: Sheesh, I just wanted to tell you that the roaches are back.

*jumps up* Roaches!? Oh goody goody joy, lemme squish some!

Subito: Sheesh...

Yes, I fell victim to a brutal virus attack! Everything´s gone! Alas, poor me! ;_;

[Jen-chan]

The return of a Missing Reg!
or...
Social Life? What's that?

(*somewhere out in the depths of a forest of some sort..*)

Elly: Where are we?

Fei: Who knows? Why did we let Chu-Chu use the map anyway?

Rico: There was a map?

(* the entire group of disgruntled wanderers stare at Chu-Chu with a look of impending doom on their faces..*)

Chu-Chu: *burp* ^_^;;

Elly: Chu-Chu! You IDIOT!

Billy: I would have shot you now Chu-Chu, but since I'm so tired from walking, I can't. ~_~;

Emeralda: Kim! Kim! Kim! Kim! Kim! Kim! Kim! Kim! Kim! Kim! Kim! Kim!^_^

Fei:*sighs* I'm afraid that we have to spend the night here in this dark, blackened forest. Whoever is the author directing us to do this stuff should be chained to a truck ready to explode and hit into a wall.

Anonymous Voice: Hey Don't talk that way about me!(sweatdrop)

(* A couple of hours later, all of the Xenogears group is asleep....*)

(* Many people know that there are pratically millions of bugs in a forest, and this one is no exception)

Elly: OH MY GOD!!! Fei, get it away from me!! It's a COCKROACH!!!

Fei: ==;;; what?*yawns*

Elly: *squish squish squish squish* Die you little impudent things! Hee hee! ^_^ DIE!

Fei: Scary..O_o;;

and so our heroes (and heroines) go on their gleeful stomping spree of cockroaches.. *squish squish squish* ^_^

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