[Sikaryan - or, as some other people call him, Sicchan (Don't look at me like that! It wasn't _my_ idea!)]

No, I ain't dead!
Ruto: Yet. ;þ
Shush it, Rucchan! We've got work to do!
Ruto: Yeah yeah...
Hm... *thinks* She's changing attitude... I hope she didn't get too close to the Hentai Lobe... Oh, whatever. Computer, engage AuthorLink!
ENGAGED. ENTER POST AFTER THE LINE.


Thank the gods I installed all those Anti-Virus thingies... there's no way Knox is getting into this li'l baby! ^.^_V

*Scene: The Bar. Situation: Our boys are dead drunk. Cause: Several rounds of severely alcoholic drinks.*

Ouhuhuho Zazennnaaaa, duncha *hick* kway feh meeee...! *hick*

Hey: Inna tououououown were I's boown, da liveta maaan hoo luveta seeee...!

Simon: Mah Bonnie's ouvah da oshen, mah Bonnie's ouvah da seee...!

Y'no wha'?

Hey & Simon: Nah, *hick* wha'?

I *hick*, I luvya! *huggy*

Hey & Simon: Wee luvya two! *huggy*huggy*

C'mon n' lessave s'me mo' dwinks, kay?

Hey & Simon: Owkay!

*And so drink chases drink, until finally, Hey and Sime are down and out, and Sik is standing only because he's to drunk to manage falling over. It is just then that someone enters, someone familiar, someone with black skin, shades, a black mohawk, and most notably, tires on his back. Long story short, it's Johnny The Man.*

Johnny: Yo, Insert! Everything okay?

Dsh-dsh-dshonnnniieeeee!!! ^___________^ Wha' you doon heer? Was-was-wasn't dis saiber nindsha Wossname s'possed t'bee mah nyew cameo?

Johnny: Don't ask me. Ask them.

Hey! Don't look at me! And leave the poor Fourth Wall alone, okay?
Ruto: Yeah, get back into the damn story!
*thinks* Something has gone terribly wrong here... ¬¬;

Johnny: Yeah, whatever... Hey Insert, who're those two?

S-saimen da sourcerer n' Hey Ho.

Johnny: You know what you need?

Nah, tell me? *hick*

Johnny: Jenova! We Klatchian coffee, the special mixture!

Wai! ^________________^

[Jelynne]

somewhere, waaaay across the city...

*Jelynne's ears suddenly perk up* Did somebody mention Klatchian Coffee?

Anya: I know that look...

Special blend Klatchian coffee?

Anya: Here it comes. *braces herself*

Lela: ?

Get that coffee!!!!!!!

*Jelynne grabs both Anya and Lela, and runs off in the direction of the bar at something resembling light speed*

Anya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

on another street

*Cyan has finally finished untieing Verity (without the sword, thank you very much) when...*

*cool doppler effect* KLATCHIAN COFFEE!!!!!!!!

Cyan: That sounded like Jelynne. Let's head that way.

[Voidstar]

*You heard right, people! Your friendly neighborhood VoidStar will soon be moving into a dorm at Western Maryland College.  o.O Bizarre, isn't it? Well, hopefully it won't cut _too_ much into my online time....yeah, I've got great priorities, don't I? :P*

*Anyway, on with the post! I suppose this is as much test as anything....let's hope it doesn't multiply me.  o.O;;;*

*The other purpose of this post? Oh, nothing much....just a pleasant little scene to show how life is returning to (somewhat) normal for our happy little family....*

Rei: *Sits up in bed, yawning and stretching her arms*

*Hugh walks into their apartment, closing the door behind him quietly* Oh, you're up! ^_^

Rei: *Stifles another yawn* Hai....how long was I asleep?

A few days....that battle took a lot out of you.

Rei: Sou ne....

*Sits on the bed, grinning* Well, don't think much of it....hardly anything happened while you were out.  ^_^

Rei: Now, now, that's not true.  First of all, it prevented me from spending time with our son.  And second....*Trails off, smirking at Hugh*

Second? ^^;

Rei: *Glomps Hugh, tackling him down to the bed* It prevented me from spending time with you. ^_- I plan to rectify both.

Heh, well, Kyuu-chan's asleep....

Rei: Meaning we can work on the other problem.  ^_^ *Kisses Hugh*

*Kisses back* No objections here!

*Awww.  ^.^ Not much point to it, I admit, but I have yet to decide what to do with the more important plotlines.*



End communication.

[Atsuko]

OK, I'm going to take a stab at this.  Everybody tells me to just jump right in, forget continuity! Here I go!
Tifa is busy wiping the bar counter at the EGC Bar.  The door opens and a stranger walks in.  She has long dark blue hair with highlites of purple.  She wears a tight, short sleeve top with red stripes at the collar and sleeves.  Her shorts are white with black ends and she has offwhite ankle-boots.

Tifa: Hello, welcome to EGC Bar.

Girl: (*face is sullen*) Hello. (*plops herself onto a bar stool*)

Tifa: You don't look so good.  Can I get you something?

Girl: What do you have for broken hearts?

Tifa: (*gives a sympathetic look*) Oh, that bad? (*turns around*) I can give you "Tifa's Heartbreak Special".  Two glasses of sake, a box of tissues and chocolate mint.  No crying on the shoulder.  I just had this outfit washed.

Girl: Sounds good.  (*She unwraps the mint and pops it into her mouth.  Then, she proceeds to down the sake like water in a desert.*)

Tifa: (*sweatdrops*) That was fast.  Got a name to your problem?

Girl: Kenyo.  (*puts on dreamy look*) Handsome, rich, the perfect guy to marry and live the easy life. (*sighs*)

Tifa: What happened? No commitment? (*almost a tinge of bitterness in her voice*)

Girl: No.  He said he couldn't date a tomboy like me.

Tifa: (*wide-eyed*) Tomboy?! You look so feminine! (*gulps, hoping the girl doesn't take it the _WRONG_ way*)

Girl: Tell it to the guy whose nose I broke after the bar fight.

Tifa: My my... (*makes mental note not to serve any more alcohol to the girl*) So, what's your name? I forgot...

Girl: That's because I didn't mention it.  Call me Atsuko! (*offers a hand and shakes with Tifa*) Mind if I stay here for a while and see what pops up?

Tifa: (*gestures fancifully*) By all means.

There! How was that? I hope it was okay!

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