[Subito Sikaryan]

*RL-Subito sits on a chair and holds a bag of ice to his forehead* I~~tee.... x_X

Toma: Your fault. You just couldnīt keep your mouth shut. *sighs* Mentioning the PHEU in presence of Anne-chan... tsk.

Owowowow... X_x

Johnny: Yeah, what in Kami-samaīs name made you admitting that youīre a high member of the Perv--

SHUT UP!!! ^^;;; One 16-ton-mallet is enough for me, thank you so very much.

Johnny: Hey, the thruthīs the truth. You werenīt forced to join the ranks of the biggest association of H-loving people, right? Even if itīs only imaginary and doesnīt exist at all.

Willyoujustshutupyougoddammedsonofamotorbike!

Johnny: Oh, getting personal, arenīt we? Hmph! >^<

Look, I donīt see thereīs anything wrong with loving hent-- *stops* Err... thereīs no Anne here right now, right?

Vandal: Nope... ^_^

Phew. Good. Like I was saying, nothing wrong with hentai.

Vandal: ...but Dot and her anvils are around. ^_^

Argh... Xx;;

*A faint whistling that grows in volume, followed by a WHAM!*

Subito: Serves you right, pervert.

Why always me? ;_;

[Arisu-chan no Tamagodateki!!! (Eggbeaters forever!!!)]

Aw ... poor Su-kun!

*Anvil drops from sky, narrowly missing the RL-Chatty.*

Heeeeeey! I said nothing hentai! I didn't even mention Yuna-chan!

*THUDNK!*

Aa! A little too close, a little too close .... ne, this may be why Yuna's not back yet.  We never had a problem with censoring anvils falling from the sky before ...

Lyn: Hai, but you never had three -- err, no, FOUR Chattys in the EGC at once, either.

Four Chattys? ^^;;

Lyn: One girl pilot, one guy that's after my Aoi --

Makes for good conflict ... nothing more, nothing less.

Lyn: -- one RL-ish girl threatening that guy with the violin in the Café-Mieke --

OH SHOOT!! *slaps forehead*

Lyn: -- and, of course, you.

Chatty-chan and myself are quite taken care of (heh) ... but Chatty-kun and the me that's in the café haven't been written of in weeks! And I just can't fall off the face of the planet!!

Lyn: *rolls eyes*

Well, I got time for quick tabs on Chat-kun ... but the D'Épargner Threatener is just going to have to wait until tomorrow/next week/next month/something happens off-screen ...

*In the Train of Thought, Chatty-kun and Jo-chan have finally stopped running ...*

Chatty: *puff puff wheeze COLLAPSE* O-okay, I th-think we lost her ...

Jo-chan: About sixty cars back, yeah ... how many does this train have, anyway?

Chatty: Heck if I'd know.  It's your train ...

Jo-chan: My train? I thought we agreed it was your train.

Chatty: Well, y'see, I was thinking about that while we were running for our lives or some such back there ... I mean, I'm dead, right?

Jo-chan: So you've said.

Chatty: And I possessed you when you were in Eva A, right?

Jo-chan: Haaaaaaiiiii ...

Chatty: Then I'm in your head.  And if I'm in your head, then this is your train.

Jo-chan: *considers* But if we're in my head, then what was your mess doing here in the first place, hm?

Chatty: Err ... highly good point, that ...

*He sits down to ponder this -- no, wait, he's already down ... okay, so he gets up and sits back down on the floor again, head in hand.  Pointless, but ... anno ...*

*And now, quite suddenly, what nobody ever expected Chat-kun to say --*

Chatty: I wish Yuna was here.

Jo-chan: The hentai-baka android? ^^;

Chatty: Well, she had her good points.  Yuna-chan was very spunky ...

*From out of nowhere, an anvil comes crashing down through the roof of the train car directly onto Chatty-kun's head with a WHAM ...*

Chatty: Itaiiiiiiii ... *rubs head* Nani?

Jo-chan: Dot-chan's he~~~~~re ...

There.  'S a stinky one, but there ya go.

Lyn: Fuzzy pointed, but in continuity ... and he hasn't said a thing about Aoi yet ... so I'm okay with it! *thumbs up*

Oh joy, I got the Anouilh Seal of Approval ...

World: Yay.

[That hentai crackpot Subito again]

Subito: Oh... you...!

What? WHAT? What have I done now?

Subito: Oooh... >^< To think that a hentai-baka has created me!

Sheesh...

Johnny: Yeah. I was hired by a hentai... yuck!

Vandal: Horrid! ^_^

Johnny: Argh! Stop that ^_^-ing right now!

Vandal: Hey! ^_^ I canīt help it! ^_^ It just happens! ^_^

Johnny: Why, you...!

Toma: Hey hey hey! No blood before midnight!

Hey! Thatīs my catchphrase!

Toma: Sorry. ^^;

Oh well, go ahead.

Vandal: Itīs not my fault! ^_^ Honestly! ^_^

Johnny: Somebodyholdmeback! OrIīllthrottlethat^_^-ingrightouttahim!!!

(Thinks: Ye gawds... Whatīs happening? This is getting out of hand!)

Prophet: Indeed. There will be a severe fight if these hothead do not get the chance to let of some of their steam.

Eeep!!! You... can read my thoughts? Oo;;;;

Prophet: Affirmative. I am, after all, your philosophical subconsciousness.

oO;;

Prophet: Oh, do not worry. I will not tell anyone what you think. Especially these thoughts you get when--

SHATTAP!! X_X

Prophet: Now, now... calm down, my boy.

(Thinks: Sheesh... now me own creations call me "boy"...)

Prophet: I think "boy" is perfectly acceptable even for a young adult like you are.

Johnny...

Johnny: Heh?

Would you mind lending me your Stun Gun?

Johnny: Here ya go, RL-hentai-baka.

*grumble* Thank you.

Prophet: What do you plan with this weapon?

Read my thoughts...

Prophet: Hmmm... Oh? Oh! Oh no!

Oh yes.

ZAPP!

No more mind-reading, mister!

Hey RL-sama-tachi, methinks we need some action!! ^_^

[Jen-chan]

(*Somewhere in the depths of a RL mind, somewhere in the RL world, in the RL universe out there, in this very RL solar system of the RL planet "Earth".*)

???: You must..post....you..must...post...

later..-_-;;

???:Noo.. you have slacked..off..you must poos~~tttt...

Who _are_ you?!

???: I'm..um.. the..um..I'm somebody, I think.^^;;;

Yumi?

???: Who ELSE?

I expected somebody scarier..actually.

SD-Yumi: Want me to turn into Bill Gates?*smirk*

NO!

SD-Yumi: Anyway.. you should post by now...take my word for it. ^_^x

Why?

SD-Yumi:*grabs a large halibut* BECAUSE IT IS YOUR DUTY!!!

Aiee~~!!!!!!!!!

*WHAM*

(*wide awake*) Yuck. The last thing I remember was getting wacked by a very large and slimy fish. *shudders* I think I should post now.

*CLICK*

[Dot Warner]

Hm...looks like my Anvils are in good working order! ^_^

(reads more posts)

Ooh...fun fun continuity stuff! The plot thickens! (The plot is now the consistency of Jell-O with bits of fruit in it. :)

*cracks knuckles*

My turn! Mweh, heh, heh... >:)

Athena has finally moved into her dorm as part of her civilian disguise as a college student.  (What do you mean, EGC doesn't have a college? Of course it does! Or, at least, it does now... :)

Athena: *huf* That's the last one.

Celeste (disdainfully): What a filthy hovel.

Athena: Hey, this was the only place in an affordable range that allowed pets!

Celeste (under her breath): But I'm not a pet...

*Athena is about to argue with Celeste when she cocks her ear as if listening to something.*

Athena: Shh.  Wait.

*Celeste's ears also perk up.*

Celeste (concentrating): Something awoke...beneath the city...(solemnly) I have a bad feeling about this.

Athena (clutching her wand): My first day in action already...(chuckles weakly) I'm getting butterflies in my stomach.

*Athena raises the wand to transform...*

Celeste (unexpectedly jumping at Athena): No!

*Celeste swipes the wand out of Athena's hand, scratching her accidentally.*

Athena (angrily): Ow! What was that for? Isn't it my job as a Sailor Senshi to fight evil and all that other stuff?

Celeste (shakes her head): It's not your job to barge into the middle of enemy territory and get yourself killed!

Athena (even angrier): So what am I supposed to do, just wait until some unfortunate guy gets his body possessed by a youma?!?

Celeste (sadly): You don't understand...

Athena (yelling): Damn right I don't understand! First you tell me I should go out and find a city of my own to protect, then you say I can't go off by myself!

Celeste (also yelling): Oh, I'm so sorry for thinking of your best interests!

*The two stare at each other.  From the looks on their faces, I think they'll be staying that way for a while...*

*Elsewhere...*

Elaine (shivering in an alleyway): I'm hungry...and cold...and tired...(and still lost!) ;_;

*By some Divine Conincidence (or Convenient Plot Point :), Alex and Falora happen by, with Falora chewing Alex's ear off about his less than gentlemanly behavior (makes for a strange image, doesn't it, a 13-year-old girl lecturing a young man almost twice her age... :)*

(Note: See bottom notes for why Falora is now 13 instead of 9.)

Falora (indignant): Really! You should be ashamed of yourself! And furthermore...

Alex (bored): Yadda, yadda, ya.

*Elaine takes this opportunity to jump in front of Falora, giving both Falora and Alex a good scare*

Elaine: Oh, Miss! Could you be my sensei?

Falora (confused): Huh?

(Note: Elaine is 12, but she thinks Falora is just in disguise as a younger person.)

Alex (to himself): Another kid...why don't I ever get any of the good-looking ones?

*An anvil falls on Alex.  Elaine, seeing this, gets the Starry Eyed Look of Adulation (tm)*

Elaine: Cool! (looks at Falora) Please! Please teach me how to become a great sorceress like you!

Falora: But...

*Elaine goes down on her knees.*

Elaine: I'm begging you! (gets all teary-eyed) I swear I'll do whatever it takes!

Falora: Er...okay, I guess... ^^;

Elaine: Yay! (jumps up and down) I have a sensei!

*Alex and Falora sweatdrop.*

Heh, that was an interesting turn of events...

Alex: This is cruel and unusual punishment! I am not a babysitter!

Live with it, pal.  What's done is done.

Athena (sarcastically): Great, my Guardian is turning out to be such a wonderful role model.

Celeste: =;_;=

Don't cry, Celeste.  The misunderstanding will be cleared later on.

Elaine: Authoress-Sama, are you sure I'm older than Falora? It feels like it's the other way around right now. ^^;

Well, you're supposed to be really pure of heart and all that stuff.  Actually, though, I think I should make Falora older...

*And (makes the appropriate changes in the post)...POOF! Falora is now 13.*

There.  That actually makes a lot more sense for both the EGC and my 'fic.

Falora: You never stop the shameless self-promotion, do you? ^^;

Nope. :)

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