[Jen-chan]

Narrator:Hmmm.. well.. It seems that our freaking heroes were last left off taking rollcall, but suddenly disappearing off. Then they took their friggin' little asses out, and disobeyed Yumi's orders. Whoop de doo. How special. I can't wait to find out what happens next.

Narrator 2: *looks at some cue cards* Anyway, then Rika's little old happy funny team split up into seperate groups. Currently, Izlude Tingel got scraped, and Kyra put a cute little pink dinosaur bandaid on him. ^-^ Awww.. how kawaii.. theen... the Azura-chan team, which includes Melia, Azura (of course!^o^), and Hyde, which my RL seems to like a lot *wink wink* ordered some ice cream, but saw Mango, Batman, and Fox Mulder running past them, and the ice cream man supposedly stole their ice cream! That doo-doo head! O.o

Narrator 3: That so concludes our beginning. But now, the beginning of Jen's trial with Yen.  I guarantee it's *killer* folks.  ^_^


And so begins the trial.....


Lady: Do you sware by your favorite anime tapes to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me goddess?

Hai hai.. ^_^;;

Big Judge Dude: Good, good, the court has started! Everybody, silence!

Um.. so....... ^_^;; Can I go now?

BJD: *ignores her* Will the first witness come foward?

(* And by Jen's bad luck, a beaten up and bandaged pissed off ice cream man enters and sits down in the chair to the left*)

(*Suddenly, Yen rises*)

Yen: Kind sir, may I ask how you got those bandages?

Ice Cream Man: THAT GIRL! She.. she.. threw me out of my ice cream truck!

Jury: *GASP*

Yen: *looking astonished* Is this true? Did she really throw you out of the ice cream truck? Why did she do it?

Ice Cream Man: I *SWARE* she threw me out! Why did she do it? She was trying to eat all of my ice cream! MY ICE CREAM!!!!!!!

Yen: *walks over to Jen* Why did you do this? ^_^

I WANTED SOME ICE CREAM, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!

Yen: You could have politely stopped the car, and asked, couldn't you?

*sighs* I was in a bad mood... -_-;;

Yen: That's no excuse for your behavior!

- . -;; Still, I saved your life..

Yen: _But_ you could have ended it, also!

BJD: That's enough talking, all.. *hushes the astonished audience* Jen's witness, will you please stand?

Yumi: *rises* Jen didn't mean to.. she was just in a bad mood, and she wanted some ice cream! ; _ ;

Yen: But obviously, she got the ice cream by THEFT.

Jury: *GASP* O_O

Yumi: There's also the fact that the ice cream man *was* in a bad mood.. and ice cream men are not supposed to be in a bad mood! It's not in their job description! ><

Yen: But Jen broke the law! She _jumped_ into the ice cream truck and tried to kill the ice cream man!

Yumi: ARGHHHH!! SHUT UP, YOU STUPID RAT!!!!!!

Yen: Make me! *grins*

*bangs her head on the table* This is hopeless..

BJD: SILENCE! *pounds gavel* Jury.. now you must come to a quick decision... guilty or not guilty...?

Jury: (*in unusion*) GUILTY!!!

Yen: *grins evilly* I suggest the eletric chair, sir!

Yumi: WHAT?! This is _stupid_! It's just ice cream....! *pleading*

Judge: Very well. The electric chair it is. She is to be fried in 3 days. Court is adjourned. *pounds gavel again*

Meep. O_O;; *squeaks*
So, what will happen to Jen? Will someone try a daring rescue? Will she be fried into small miniscule RL barbecue bits? Will Mango hop in and use his special powers to free her from the evilness of prison! Stay tuned. ^^

[Dearest Rika-chan!]

As the hapless protagonist Jen-chan laments in her jail cell, a group has apprehended the Good Humor Man, stuffed themselves like hamsters with his ice cream, and is coming valiantly to her rescue!

Hyde: Coming to whose rescue?

Azura: Jen-chan, else known as Agent J. *Shows him a picture*

Hyde: *^_^* She's kinda cute...

Melia: *Pouts*

Hyde: But anyhow... we have to save her! After all, it's my duty as a Really Cute Guy (tm). *Poses*

Azura: -_-; *Whacks him*

Hyde: OW! Anyhow, here's the penitentiary...

Melia: There's no way to get through this wall....

Azura: Yes there is! *Pulls a rocket launcher out of pocketspace* BWAHAHA! DOWN WITH THE MAN! *Pulls the trigger*

Hyde: OO;;; *Pulls Melia down*

Melia: *OO*;;;

BOOOOOOM!

Azura: *Looks at the smoking hole in the wall* C'mon, guys! Let's go! *Runs through*

Hyde: *Runs after her*

Melia: Oh, come on, these are brand new Gucci platforms... *Stumbles over the rubble in her high heels*

Azura: *Listens through the wall of the "pen" to hear Jen-chan anywhere* She's in this one. *Blasts through the wall*

Melia: O.O; *Ducks*

Hyde: *Looks through the smoking hole* Miss Jen-chan? ^_^; We're here to save you....

[Rika-chan]

After listening to a load of Globe, Glay, and L'Arc~En~Ciel, Reiya becomes inspired enough to write another post. ^.^v Victory!

*Ahem* After valiantly saving Jen-chan from the confining stone walls of the penitentiary, Trio Clueless decides to try and find the Good Humor Man again. After stuffing themselves like hamsters on ice cream once more, they set out...

Hyde: Hey, RL! Stop talking and let us go already!

...>< Fine, fine, fine, be that way... *Grumblegrumble*

*The young heroes (rather, hero and heroines) are walking towards the bar.*

Melia: Ne, Azura, where are we?

Azura: We're not in Kansas anymore... *Chuckles faintly*

Melia: Be serious... I'm scared. ;_;

Hyde: Then you won't like what I'm gonna say...

Melia: H-Huh? Hyde, what is it?

Hyde: I hear... big bugs. Possibly roaches.

Azura: OH GROSS! @_@

Melia: o.o;;;;;;;;

Trio Clueless: *RUN* OO;;

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