[Shinobi BhauB -- (Back, where everybody knows my name...)]Ahhh, the EGC, its been too long...
Lyric: You're telling me... get toposting, you lazy mother-
Watch your mouth!
(Superfluous "Shaft" theme song referances are _always_ welcome)
Scene: Barely in sight of the Bar...
Hey! Its the Bar!
Clone: We've found downtown!
Voodoo: I still have a spideron my head...
Lyric: But hey, you are dealing, aren'tyou?
Bodai: I've been hanging around hereall month! Where have you been?
Plant: ... (*Thinks* I've been _trying_to liven things up, but it just won't work!)
Bub: Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh!
What is it boy? Trouble by the old town square?
Bub: Grrrroooowwwwllll!
Jelynne's in trouble?! Alright team, let's roll!
Voodoo: Did he _really_ understandwhat the Zombie said?
Clone: Probably not, but you nevercan tell...
(*They pile into the tank, and drive toward the surrounded Jel...*)
Wait, one second!
(*Tank stops*)
Hey, VS! Welcome back, and thus and such! Itsgood to see the old-school people all back and in full swing (We gottashow the new regs what we can do, eh? (*Laugh*))
(*Tank starts back up, but from the shadows steps*)
Esper: Ummm...I think... I could be here tohelp... unless i'mnot, which couldbe the case...
Really? Who/what are you?
Esper: (*Dreamily*) Peoplecall me Shiva... do youever think about...ice?
Clone: Sometimes, when i'm thirsty...
Shiva: (*SuddenlyPerky*) Lookwhat i can do! (*Manifestsrandom shardsof ice*)
Now you, i can see being helpful, feel free to pile on in and lend ahand!
Shiva: Ok...
Ah, _now_ everything feels right... lets go give Jelyenne that backup!
In case you are wondering, i "lifted" the new Shiva from some FF9 pics on the GIA (lookie,ain't she kute?)... i figure why not? And yes, thiswas a quickie post, but i have to get up early in the morning tomorrow... Andfinally, it is kind of a pain to do that stripey text, but it fits theDelirium image i have on her for some reason... she'll get all Amelia later...
[Jen-chan](* Two disgruntled heroiness suddenly appear from a random subspace warp from the RL-world-esque-place.*)
Yumi: WAI! ^_^ Can we do that again?
Iie. I don't want to. -_-;;;
Yumi: Phooey. Your no fun. No fun at allll~~~llll. . .
Hmm... roach trouble? Again? (* Takes a large can of "ROACH-B-GONE" out of author-space and grabs it*)
Yumi: Your _evil_! O_o
Heh heh . . . No, I'm just doing my job. (*Starts cackling menacingly and spraying nearby roaches away from Jelynne*) Take that! And that! *spray* And that! *spray*
Yumi: Hey, if it gets the job done fast.. ^^;;;;
Insanely true. ^_^
[Jelynne]*Jelynne and Verity are still surrounded by roaches*
Umn... now what?
Verity: You could drop them into a plothole.
No way! I dropped in a minor annoyance, and I got these roaches. If I dropped them in, I'd probably get a giant roach-mecha o' doom or something!
Verity: Oh. That would be bad.
Besides, all these nice people are having so much fun with them... *waves a hand in the vague direction of the renforcements*
Verity: So what are we supposed to do?
Hold on, I'm thinking. *taps chin with one finger for a moment* Aha! I've got it! Verity, stomp the roaches!
Verity: Are you out of your mind? What can I do to them?
Don't ask questions! Just stomp 'em!
Verity: If you say so... *stomps a nearby roach. Bz-ZAP!! Instant charred insect* Hey, cool! *goes on a stomping frenzy*
Head towards the fringes!
Verity: You gotcha! *stomp-dances off in the right direction*
*Jelynne follows Verity, occasionally batting away a roach with her staff*
Verity: Oh, look how cute those roaches are when they're laying plastique.
Wha-at? *turns to look. The roaches are laying massive amounts of plastique around one of the nearby buildings* Who's arming these guys, anyway?
Verity: What's so important about that building? It's the only one they're trying to blow up.
Who cares? We have to get out of the blast zone!
Verity: Good idea. I've got the perfect sound clip. *grins* You just gotta love Monty Python. *pulls out a little recorder-thingy, and presses the 'Play' button*
Sound Clip: Run away! Run away! Run away! (J: yes it is that one :)
*Jelynne and Verity follow suit*
I have just got to get some better powers.
[Jen-chan](* During the spraying of roaches, and great glee, and all that other stuff...*)
Yumi: *coughing and hacking* Okay. . . The "ROACH-B-GONE" idea sounded like a good one at first, but the purpose was to ELEMINATE the roaches. It seems that your 'method' has positively no affect on them.
(*extended pause*)
Um... I guess your right. ^^;
Yumi: Then what exactly do you presume we do, oh wise leader? *smirk*
Uh.. head in that dark and ominous building over there? ^_^;
Yumi: *piku* .... is this another one of your foretellings that this place holds a dark, mysterious, and somewhat important purpose?
I think you hit the cabbit on the head, Yumi--- (*stops to smash a nearby piece of wood on an approaching roache's head.*).
Yumi: Mmm-hm.. Now, why don't we enter that building?
I would if I could, but as you notice, we are completely surrounded by killer roaches. -_-
Yumi: With Uzis and various killing weapons, I might add.^^;
hmm... Hey, I know! *starts to gleefully incinerate roaches with random blasts of energy*
Yumi: What is with you and your passion for killing small insects?! *shouts, and hides behind a nearby brick wall.*
*looks at the piles of ashes which were once roaches* I think I've taken care of our problem!
Yumi: So if you excuse me, I'll enter this building now.
*grabs her by the arm* uh-uh. Not so fast. Your going to go IN that place unsupervised and without any light, guidance, or even trustworthy companions? I DON'T think so.
Yumi: Does that mean we're not going inside yet? *sweatdrop*
Hai.
Yumi: Phooey. This sucks. ~_~
Hey, WAIT!! Remember, who's the sidekick here?!
Yumi: *mumbles* No more appreciation for sidekicks, I tell ya. We're getting these pesky heroines out of trouble, and they don't even give us credit. I'm calling my lawyer. I'm filing a complaint for ' sidekick abuse'. This has gone too far...
Sheesh. You can never keep sidekicks happy....
(* TO BE CONTINUED . . .*)
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