Alrighty, on to the actual post! ^o^

Johnny: Oh goddammit, that German robot again...

Yugo: Huh? Did I miss something important?

Naa, not really. Johnny´s just jealous ´cause he couldn´t beat Plimsky in any card game.

Johnny: NOT TRUE!! I´d have beaten him, but you wouldn´t let me!

Yeah, right. Whatever. ¬¬;

Johnny: You don´t belive me?? >_<;;Oh just shut up.

Twostein: Sat´s a ferry intahresting pzykolojikal problem yoo have sere! Vazcinating! It needs to be studiet!

Ah, Greetings, Twostein... Well, that makes two of my old cameos.

Yugo: *yawn* Quit the introductionary stuff, okay? My feared Umbrella screams for action!

Johnny: Feared umbrella... uh-huh. ¬¬;; Don´t you think you should lay down on the couch too?

Yugo: You dare to mock my Umbrella? >_<;;

Quit it, both of you! If you´re in dire need to let of steam, go search the roaches and turn´em to an formless mass of organic material!

All: UH-oh...

Falora (hears the laughter): Oh, no! I think I'm too late!

Falora runs out towards the springs and sees Jo-chan.

Evil Jo-chan (noticing Falora): Oh, ho! Are you seeking to worship me at my feet or challenge me to your death?

Falora (gulping): Um, uh... (drawing herself up) I challenge you! (thrusting the "rice cooker" forward) In the name of Kami-Sama, be sealed!

Nothing happens.

Evil Jo-chan (amused): Was that all you can do? (advances menacingly) My turn!

As Falora inches backwards, she trips over an empty kettle.

Falora: Ow!

Evil Jo-chan (grinning): You can run, but you can't hide!

Watching the kettle fly through the air, Falora suddenly gets an idea.

Falora (clasping her hands together): Forces of Chaos, come to my aid! (aside) Sorry, Belldandy-san.  I tried.  Really, I did... (Falora is capable of using small amounts of Author Magic to the effect of warping the Yggsadril code around her.  For obvious reasons, she's generally discouraged from using it.)

The kettle is suddenly filled with hot, steaming water.  And it's heading straight for Jo-chan.

Joseph: IEEYOW! (angrily) Whatcha do that for?

Falora: A Plot Hole caused you to fall into the Spring of the Drowned Megalomanic Villaness.

Joseph (blinks): Oh.  (aside) Figures something like that would happen to me...

Falora: And for once, it's actually not my fault! ^^;

Joseph (confused): What in the world are you talking about?

Falora: Well, it's a long story, really...

Elaine: "How to Summon Objects Out of Subspace..." (pushes her glasses back up to her nose) "Imagine the object in your mind, concentrate, and reach for it.  The more intensely you want to have the object, the better your chances of success." (rolls up her sleeves) Okay, lets try it out... (squeezing her eyes shut) Okay...um...let's start with something easy... (holding her hand out) Pencil!

Trying to keep a clear picture of the size, shape, and color of a number two pencil, Elaine closes her hand and concentrates as hard as she can.

Elaine (under her breath, still concentrating): Pencil, pencil, pencil, pencil...

Time passes.

Elaine (sweating): Pencil pencil pencil pencil pencil...come on!

(This is going to take a while...)

Celeste: This place attracts more disasters than Tokyo, and Athena's not ready for even half of them! Maybe it was a mistake to come here... (sighs) And I can't even remember why I got so mad at Artemis in the first place! Then again, Athena probably would have insisted on striking out on her own even if he and I didn't part ways... (out loud) How do Artemis and Luna make it look so damn easy? =>_<=

Alex: "The Sandmeyer Reactions for Aromatic Amides..." (rubs his eyes) Gah.  Why can't they write textbooks the way they write comic books? This is so boring!

He sighs, then reaches for his pencil in order to keep taking notes, but comes up with nothing.

Alex: Eh? Where did my pencil go? I swear it was right here on my desk...

Elaine: Victory! (studying the pencil) Hey, this looks like it might belong to Alex... (seeing the bite marks on the eraser) Yuck! This is definitely his, all right...

Hey, you guys need to take a break, too.  Besides, I think Chatty's taking care of them quite nicely.

All: Which Chatty?

Good question. ^^;

Hmmm... Wasn't i doing something?

Lyric:  Lesse... posting, mayhaps?

Ya know, that would make sence... Hard rule and all that jazz...

Hmmm.... weren't we doing something?

Lyric:  Lesse... finding downtown, mayhaps?

(*All blink*)

Wow... dejah vu...

Voodoo:  (*Twich*)  Guys...if i don't blow something up soon... (*Twitch*)

Clone:  Well, downtown should be somewhereover there... (*Points*)  There'll be roaches there, youcan take those out...

Voodoo:  Goooood... (*Rubs handstogether*)

Lyric:  By the by, where are we, exactly...

I think somewhere uptown...

Clone:  There's an uptown EG City?  That_would_ explain the huge houses...

Muffy:  Look Buffy, some people are in our front yard.

Buffy:  Dear, shall i call the police?

Muffy:  What, is something in need of a good mopping up?  (*Bothlaugh*)

Buffy:  Seriously, i think they couldhelp us with our little spider problem!

Spider problem you say?  I've taken one of those down before.

Muffy:  Good good!  Come to the tennis courts...

Voodoo:  You guys have tennis courts?  Ofyour own?

Buffy:  But of course!  Don'tyou?

Clone:  Oh _yeah_! Sure!  Exactly,tennis courts, i have _two_ of 'em!

(*The goon squad circles the house, yes it takes the majority ofa day*)

Huh, well i'll be damned, there _is_ a spider in that net...  Doyou have a pool skimmer

Muffy:  Why, i have _three_!

Clone:  Oh, _only_ three?

Voodoo:  You really shouldn't be messingwith these people...

Clone:  And you should be blowing stuffup, what's your point?

Buffy:  Here...

Thank you... (*tentatively reaches out with skimmer... slightly prodding the spider*)

:  Waaaaaiiii!!  THE KUTE PEOPLE!!  (*Thespider leaps, narrowly missing Shinobi and landing right on Voodoo's head*)

Voodoo:  Aiiii!  (*Runningback and forth*)  Spider on my head!  Spider on myhead!

Muffy:  So, how much do we owe you?

Hmmm... directions to downtown, basically, we have enough cash to lastfor a while...

Clone:  And more pools than you canshake a stick at!

Buffy:  Just follow that road...

Scarlet:  We have _got_ to findRufus!

Reeve:  That would probably be a good idea... what with theroaches and all...

Heidigger:  Are you _sure_ Scarlett doesn't have him locked inher room?

Scarlet:  (*Growwwwwl*) Dothat once and i'm branded for life!  (*Snarl*)

Palmer:  Well, i definately agree thatRufus needs finding, he is gone and the City is in more chaos than usual.

Stephen:  I don't think he's in as much danger as youthink he is...

Scarlet:  What on earth makes you able to make that assumption...

Stephen:  Don't forget, i _am_ a Cetra...

Palmer:  So that was a prophesy?

Stephen:  (*Laugh*)  No no no... it was justa guess, but i _am_ a Cetra.

Scarlet:  (*Sigh*)  Well weare going to look for him...

Stephen:  (*Shakes Head*)

Skiboo:  THIS IS ALSO NOT THE REALITY FOR WHICH WE SEARCH.

Nicodemus:  (*Sigh*)  But that last one _was_ fun, wasn't it?

Skiboo:  I BELIEVE, BUT MY SEARCH MUST CONTINUE.  MY FIRST PILOT MUST BE FOUND...

Nicodemus:  How will you know him whenyou see him...

Skiboo:  HONESTLY, I HAVE NO IDEA...

(*Not so much suddenly, but almost suddenly, a man appears on camera...he's dressed in black pants, a white dress shirt with the collar unbuttoned,black suspenders and a loose black tie*)

Man:  Hi, my name's Johnny Yesterdayand i couldn't help overhearing that you were on a search...  I searchtoo, for things to Slay.  I am a slayer, you see.  I tendto slay vampires, but i want to diversify.

Nicodemus:  Huh, i don't see why not...The big robot's named Skiboo, i donno why.

Yesterday:  Pleased to meetcha.

Nicodemus:  And i'm... nicodemus.

Yesterday:  Nice name, shall we geton our way?

(*They climb aboard and Skiboo's Singularity Drve (one of the fewnon-magical methods of bridging realities) lights up... quasi-space isreached and the three find themselves somewhere else...*)

Well, i _am_ still alive... and i'm in noway certain where the Nicodemus thing is going... ya never know it couldbe the foundation of the Goon Squad: Second Legion, or mayhaps oneof those fanfictiony thingers in the sparse page...

Xelloss:  Keep trying, you'll get the character down eventually...

And how do you know that...

Xelloss:  Now, tha-

Don't say it, don't _even_ say it...

Bub:  Arrrrrgggghhhhhhh!

I promice i'll put you in the next one,and stop trying to eat my brain! Oh, and i'll prolly put something aboutthe bar in the next... ya know more Rufus, the exit of the strange womanand the Terminator, something like that...

Since when did Palmer suddenly get so smartypants, anyway ...

Xelloss:  I thought you said you were going to try to be inconspicuous ...

Na ... oh, damn!

Xelloss:  (*smirk*)

The Two More Neglected Areasof my Recent Posts
     Or -- The (eternal) ShinRaMeeting and Rufus in the Bar!

Wow... two jobs in one day...  And i survived!

Lyric:  Goodie for you, weren't yougoing to actually post something?

Let's see... I think perhaps... yes, that sounds like a plan.

Lyric:  Shall you say it, or shall i?

I will.  Aight shoshanna, let's roll!

[ SCENE:  The Bar... Holding Down the Fort... ]

Rufus:  So Tifa and Aerith just leftto?

Woman:  Stop the roach invasion.  I hearthe roaches sing this time.

Man:  Daat is just too vierd!

Woman:  I can agree with that,but still, it seems entertaining...

Rufus:  Entertaining?  Youknow, i think you may be right...

Man:  Chu don't feel bad that the women are out zere fightingto zave dee city, and chu are sitting here?

Rufus:  (*Incredulous look*) Honestly,are you blind?  Those are _Tifa_ and _Aerith_ youknow how powerful they are, right?

Man:  No.

Rufus:  Fair enough.  Wheredid everyone go, exactly, on this Quixotic quest to free the city of roaches?

Woman:  You might as well ask her...  (*Points*)

(*Suddenly, from the back of the Bar*)

Yuffie:  GimmegimmegimmeMORESUGAR!!!

Rufus:  Personally, i think that's Jenova'scall...

Yuffie:  C'monMs.Jenova-samacanIpleasepleasehavesomemoresugarplease?

Jenova:  Well, i suppose so, seeingas i have quite a few extra baked goods sitting around...

[ SCENE:  Back in the boardroom... ]

Scarlet:  Order!  Order!  Everybodycalm down, and try to stop acting strangely!

Reeve:  Try to stop acting strangely?  I thinkthat's about 3 SD sequences to late...

Heidigger:  SD sequences?

Reeve:  You really don't want to know...

Scarlet:  Well, ok, stranger than usual...like Palmer there...

Palmer:  Who, me?  (*Belch*)

Heidigger:  Looks normal to me... Gya-hahahahahah!

Palmer:  (*Mutters*) That'swhat you think, i won't slip up again!

Reeve:  Huh?

Palmer:  Oh nothing at all!  Arethose chips?  (*frantic grab for bag of chips*)

Scarlet:  That certainly seems normal...

Suibne:  It certainly seems to be, doesn't it?

Reeve:  What are you saying?

Suibne:  Right now?  Nothing at all!  ^_^

Scarlet:  (*Suspiciously*)  Sothat means that there may be something that you can tell us you just willsightly allude to it until it becomes absolutely needed?

Suibne:  Hmmm... when you put it like that... (*Shrugs*)  I _guess_.But not exactly, of course.

Scarlet:  In other words you could just be stringing us along?

Suibne:  No, not quite that either...  but don'tworry, you'll know when you need to...

Honestly, Gotta start paring down the plotlines...*laugh* i mean as i said, i've been watching Slayers: Next, so i wantto bring the Slayers cast (live in fear...)  And before i forget...

RL-Shinobi:  Ya know, it _has_ been bothering me how yousuddenly seem so incredibly OOC, Palmer...

Palmer:  Ah, well, i shall tellyou, and set the record straight, once and for all!

RL-Shinobi:  Yay...

Palmer:  Its quite simple really,i am actually _not_Palmer_!  (*Yanks off mask, revealing apebbly green skinned face with large red eyes*)

RL-Shinobi:  How odd...  Of all the people toreplace with an operative, why Palmer?

"Palmer":  Elementary,actually.  Who would suspect this fat tub of lard as being replacedwith an alien in a suit?

RL:  For one, Chats, and quickly following her lead afew others, and me...

"Palmer":  Huh, i supposeyou are right, oh well, as long as we have established dramatic irony betweenthe RLs and the ShinRa Execs, and you aren't telling...

RL:  Aight, well.  Its not in my best intrests,so sure.

Where am i going with this?  I haveno idea... probably a quick jaunt to an orbiting alien ship after the roachthing is over... or something, you never know...

Oh, and so the Skiboo thing, if continued,will be in an OVA thing.  Again, just a wee little warning...  Soas to prepare you for the inevitable.  And also, i plan to reopenthe eva secion of the page soon.  Hmmm...i wonder what's on this Slayers CD i just won over ebay...

And is it just me, or when typing a hyperyuffie, does anyone else have to avoid the temptation to type "Poing"...