[Subito Sikaryan]

[There´s a loud POOF! noise and a giant cloud of dust erupts. When it´s gone, Twostein´s back! As usually dressed in his white labcoat, with the ridiculously thick round glasses on his nose, and all in all looking like a bad copy of Einstein.]

Twostein: Hey, Aye am naw copih!

[Fare thee well, Forth Wall... *sigh* How often do I have to tell you, no response to the narrator!]

Twostein: Zorry, Aye forgot...

[*sigh* I´ll go rebuild the Forth Wall...]

Twostein: Ja, doo sat. *watches Narrator disappear* Why have yoo called mee? Ah, I zee! A deprezzet kat-like wing thingy! Oh joy! Pleeze, lay daun and tell mee of yoor problems...

[Meanwhile, somewhere else...]

Johnny: Whoa! Now that´s an explosion! O_o

Yugo: Talk about chi blasts... o_O

Huh? Oh, Chatty´s levelled the arena-thingy!? Sheesh... she´s just such a hothead... ^_^

Johnny: HNG!!! >_<;;;

Oh crap... I did that smiley... here we go yet again...

Johnny: N~~n~~n~~NNGH!!

Now I could need Chatty´s straitjacket...

Johnny: N~n~no, I... I´m a~al~alright... I think... x_x;;

Say what? You´re not about to go nuts? O_o

Johnny: N~no. I... don´t think so...

Phew.

[Chatty]

Yeah, you heard the man, insert!  Sit yourself down and free associate!

Chatty: Um ... there's nowhere to sit ...

Wöps.  Ah well, easily fixed! (*yanks a psychotherapy couch out of subspace*)

Chatty:  How did I know you where going to do that? ¬¬

'Cause it's the sort of thing you normally would do, silly!  Remember, "Lil' Mistress of Subspace"?

Chatty:  I'm a guy!

Exactly!  Now sit yourself down -- (*whaps him down onto the couch*) -- and start talking!

Chatty: Ow ... err ... 'bout what?

Start at the very beginning.  It's a very good place to start.

Chatty:  Har har.

Well...?  Talk!

Chatty:  Okay, sheesh ...  um ... lesse ... my mother is/was a mad lesbian biotechnologist with spiky green hair and an overly intense love for Evangelion mecha robots, I literally don't have a father, my entire childhood was spent in military facilities designed to build up arms and train soldiers for the supposed upcoming war with the Eva universe, my Magic Instructor was a clone that discovered her disposability, went mad, blew up the world, and later went on to force me to take over universes in her place because of her belief that she was God, and then I quit and got turned into a middle-aged guy, and then I fell in love with the most volatilely dangerous being in the universe, and roaches invaded twice, once with spiders, but I think that happened earlier back when I was a girl, and then my Magic Instructor brought herself to the front of everything and kidnapped me and killed me, and then I was dead, and then I was in Hell, and then I broke out with a full-blown army of the apocalyspe on mine trail, and then I possessed some boy in my Eva, and then I got split into male and female parts of the psyche, the female part is running around being holier-than-thou in a detached and deadly way, and I'm the male part and suddenly I'm not in the boy anymore, which is fine by me because I still have no idea how my mental garbage wound up in his head and now I'm a flying tabby cat!!   Argh!!

Hmm ... diagnosis will be difficult with this one, yes?

Chatty:  Would that I had an embittered, cynical comeback to that ...

(*Meanwhile, at the bar ...*)

Aerith and Tifa:  We're off to bash some roaches, and bash 'em and bash 'em again!!  Because, because, because, because, becaaaaaause--!  (*blink blink*) Uh ...

Roísin: I guess I shouldn't have taken a break from the kareoke after all ...

Jenova:  Hey, Proprietor Ladies!  Don't forget your pies!

Tifa:  Pies?

Jenova:  Yes, pies.  I went into baking overload.   Here ya go. (*dumps an armload of various pies into Tifa's arms*)

Tifa:  Hey!  Ack!  Too many ... ngh ... pies ...

Aerith:  Ooh!  Pies!  Look, a choggit one, a choggit pie! (*grabs the pie and begins to munch*)

Plimsky:  Piep, piep!  Vergiss mich nicht!!    [Note: Does not mine German suck royally? ^^;;]

Jenova:  Naw, I didn't forget you, little buddy!   Here's yours ... (*hands the oh so kute little German R2D2-type robot a pie or two or five*)

Plimsky:  PIEP!! (*flips open his round top "lid" and dumps the pies in.  The lid closes, and there are vaguely happy disgesting noises*)

Jenova:  Hehe ... see?  I don't forget anybody! (*turns to glance to the side.  A gust of wind blows her purple hair back dramatically ... which is odd, because this is inside the bar ...*)

Yuffie:   GoddamnitIlostJekknol-bokIcan'tbelievethathappenedandwhattheheckwherearethoserosepetalscomingfrom?!

Plimsky: Die Spezielle-Effekts Abteilung.

Yuffie: Ohisthatit! (*grabs a rose petal and chews on it*) Nothisisnotadisgustingthingtodothey'rerathersweetflowersandINEEDSUGAAAAAARR!!

Jenova:  Here, have a pie.

Hehe ... was that fun or what, dahlings?!

Reno:  Stop stealing my font color.

Oh, shush up you ... you ... doodyhead!

Reno:  Doodyhead?

Yes, doodyhead!  And your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

Reno: Um ... that's nice ... I'll be going over here now ...

[Chatty]

(*And, somewhere really ... uh ... high up ...*)

Roach: The clones are up and in the streets, sir!

Roach Leader: Good, good! Any troubles?

Roach: Well, yessir ...

Roach Leader: And those are..?

Roach: They're all overly attracted to sugar and Scottish swordsmen.

Roach Leader: Heh.  Oh well.  Do me a favor?

Roach: Yes, oh illustrious leader sir!

Roach Leader: (*points*) Go jump off that edge and fall plummetting to the ground many leagues below, will you?

Roach: YES SIR!! (*takes a running jump, leaps! and .....*)

(*SPLAT*)

Roach Leader: (*shouting down*) That's a good soldier ... you'll go far! No, wait, you already did! Heh ...

[Joseph Sutedja]

[In the EG City division of the Jusenkyo Springs, the Guide leads around the usual tourist group, armed with cameras and film...]

Jusenkyo Guide: Here, sirs, is legendary "Training Ground of Accursed Springs" --

Tourist: (points to what looks like a really big well dug out of the ground and surrounded by damn big fences) What's that one over there?

Jusenkyo Guide: Oh, sir, that most dangerous spring of all! Only four foot wide, but government put up fence and moat and alarm and big wall, so now no-one fall in Spring of --

[A large plothole a nothingth of an inch wide, a nothingth of an inch long, and a nothingth of an inch tall opens right over the circular wall.]

Jo-chan: Oh, explet --

[And the rest is lost, as the young redhead plunges into the pool below with an echoey splash...]

Jusenkyo Guide: Aiyaaah! This very bad! Girl fall into Spring of Drowned Young Megalomaniacal Supervillain! Very tragic story of young girl who become megalomaniacal supervillainess and drown in spring tree dace ago! Very terrible spring indeed!

[A figure rises into the air...]

Tourists: Ooooh! (snap, snap)

Uh, hmmm.  Someone said there was a decline in the number of evil characters.  ^_^ Well, your turn, I suppose, Arisu-chan...

[Jelynne]

*tired of waiting for Sikaryan, Jelynne wanders off*

Yeesh, you get out of contact for a couple days, and suddenly the people are back.

*whisper, whisper*

Well, cities, ARE better with lots of people in them, I guess.

*far away, there is the faint sound of a splash, followed by maniacal laughter*

Why do I have a feeling that I had something to do with that?

*shrug* Oh well.  Now, where are those roaches? And come to think of it, why can't I manifest my cameo as anything other than a whispering voice?

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