[Shinobi BhauB - - "boy of the nameless one."}]

Damn... its dead here again...
     (*Crickets Chirp*)


Out Of Character:  Heh.  She is who she says she is, definate much.  (*Grin*)  i was there when she typed it, i swah.  oh, and as an amendment, for an insight into the collective neuroses, buy the vanessa mae classical album, and play the final track while staring at the "curves and colors" screen saver at 5 lines medium density.  its wiggy, i swear...  and POST!  come on people... POST!

Wow, eva r' is out?  and i'm still here?  Good gawd, i must be slow today... or it could be just work, i guess...  and the lack of food that goes along with work, of course.  soon my chinese food will arrive, and all will be good.

Yes, i'll go back in character in a bit... when everybody comes back...

(*Crickets chirp*)

Desolate, ain't it...

Sephiroth:  Yeah... i haven't sold a single hot dog in _weeks_...

Wow... that's bad...

Sephiroth:  You are telling me.

So, what's left to do?

Voodoo:  not much... just twiddle thumbs and keep Seph in bidness...

Clone:  Sounds good to me...

Bub:  Aaaarrrrgggghhhh...

Yeah... i wonder what happened to everybody.  but we get along, somehow...

Come on people...  what's up with the silence?  real lives?

[Subito Sikaryan]

Arrrr.... must... write... something...! Urge... too... strong...! But... I... caaaan´t... urrrr!!! *falls unconscious*

Johnny: That was too much for him.

Vandal: Too bad. ^_^

Johnny: Heh. You can´t turn that ^_^ off, can ya?

Vandal: Nope. ^_^

Subito: Hmm. Why did RL-sama fell unconscious?

Twostein: Sat´z zimpel. Se zubkonshius orrderr to vrrite zomsing enkounterrt a heawy Vrriterr´z Block. Sey bos interrferred viz eetch oserr and kaused his brrain too shut daun. Mozt interrezting, siz phenomenon, ja?

Subito: What´d he say? ^^;;

Johnny: Had to write, couldn´t, so he switched off.

Twostein: Sat´z a bit zimpelified, but rrite.

Subito: Poor RL-sama...

[Another silly one from Succhan ^.~]

Subito: Hey! Where´d RL-sama go? He was here a second ago!

Toma: Haven´t you noticed yet? Continuity is gone since I-don´t-know-when.

Subito: Oh...

(The door swings open and a white (!!) Chocobo enters. He looks very annoyed.)

Subito: Awww, cute!!! Come to me, little Chocobo! Here, Choco, Choco, Choco!!

"(¬>: *Holds up sign* Stop that!

Johnny: The Chocobo can talk??

Vandal: Cute! ^_^ A talking Chocobo!

"(¬>: I´m no Chocobo!!

Twostein: Se Tshokobo suffas vrrom deluzions! Vascinating!

"(¬>: I´M NO CHOCOBO!!! I´m RL-Subito!

Subito, Toma, Johnny, Vandal, Twostein: RL-SAMA!?!?

"(¬>: Yes.

Johnny: Wh-what happened to you?

"(¬>: What do you think happened to me? I turned into a chocobo, idiot! That´s what happened to me!

Toma: But how?

"(¬>: What´s the most common way to turn into something else in anime?

Subito: *gasps* You mean...

"(¬>: Yes. Jusenkyo.

Subito, Toma, Johnny, Vandal, Twostein: Oo;;;;;;

"(¬>: Stop staring at me like that and bring me some hot water!!

[Voidstar]

Kaworu: *Gets dragged over to Roisin by Reno* Anno, Reno-kun, what's all this about....?

Reno: Hai, the lady wants a word with ya.  ^_^

Roisin: *Starry-eyed, hands clasped* Kaworu-sama, would you be my bodyguard?! Please? *Sniffle* I've got nowhere else to turn....

Kaworu: Anno....^^;;

Roisin: You're the only one with the power and the right orientation for the job!

Kaworu: O_o What now?

Ginrei: Basically, she needs someone unaffected by me doing this.  *Strikes a pose which shows off her "attributes", as if the tight and short dress she wears didn't do a good enough job of that*

Tifa: O_O

Aerith: O_O

Kaworu: *Blinks, totally unaffected*

Kenji: ^_^;;; Gin-chan....

Ginrei: *Giggles*

Youshi: *Shakes her head* When did you start flaunting it like that, anyway?

Roisin: *Ahem*

Kaworu: So....basically....you need someone who isn't attracted to women? Why's that such a big deal?

Roisin: I'll explain later, I promise....but that barrier you used earlier is a perfect tool for a bodyguard.  I really need your help, Kaworu....

Kaworu: *Smiles warmly* I think I can help you.

Roisin: Hontou ni?! Arigatou, Kaworu!!

Kaworu: ^_^ Happy to be of help.



So now Kaworu's got a job.  What dangers will this lead him to? I mean, we can assume from Roisin's paranoia that it's gonna be dangerous, ne? And how will this affect his little competition with Asuka? Read on, m'friends!

Dominia: *Randomly walks by* Tolone likes Seraphita, Tolone likes Seraphita....

Tolone: >_<;;; Dammit! I do not!!

Seraphita: o.O;;;

Kelvena: ....

Taisou: O_o;; What an odd place we've come to.  *Takes a swig of sake*

Youshi: *Chuckles* ^_^ I think it's interesting.  Lots of interesting people.  *Sips her beer*

Taisou: ¬_¬ It would be better without this moron, though.

Alberto: *Sitting next to Taisou and Youshi at the bar* I will destroy you! *Sips a glass of wine* Victory will be mine, Taisou!!

Taisou: Can't fight, drinking.

*Don't ask where it came from, 'cause I don't know either.  ^_^;

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