*Hugh and Rei exchange grins as they see Eva A go in its little rampage*

Rei: ^_^ Excuse us.

*The two run off*

*Moments later, 3 Evas trample their way towards Alpha--a black one with a crimson "X" on its chest (EVA-X), a deep blue one (EVA-00, natch), and a third one whose color seems to be deep, burnt amber; this Eva's armor seems more organic, more like natural skin than the others; it also appears to have a large third eye in its forehead*

*Inside X's plug, VS grins* I may've been out for a while, but, uh, someone explain what's going on! ^^;;;

Rei: ^^;;; Hai! Something important?

*The third Eva remains silent....*

And now for some explanation.  ^^;;; Due to my grades (two C's) I've been cut off from Internet at home.  And due to the idiocy of the students over here at Montgomery Blair, the access is off 'till Monday (took a little effort to get it today).  So my posts'll be irregular, kay? ^_^

*stares at all the madness*....0_0;;;

Well,um so..*stares blankly*~_~;;;

Neko:MEOW!

----EEEEEPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@_@;;;;

Neko:MWWWRRROOORRRR!!!!!=^-^=

ACK!*micromachinespeed*amegumikitsune!ohmygod,Ithoughtmegumiwasn'tacatbutafoxybitchinakimonowhowasstillcool
andflirtedwithKenshinallthetime.Isn'tthistruecat-megumineko?

Neko:@^@;;;meow?

*stops*ah,nevermindme....

Neko:*smiles happily and returns to walking around*

*under her breath*A Megumi-kitsune-neko?....

*scrreeeechhh!!!*

Girl:EEEPPPPPP!!SOMEONE GET THIS NEKO-KISTUNE AWAY!YOU HORRID LITTLE THING!

ehhehe....^^;;;;*runs after kitsune*WAIT!YOU COME BACK HEEERERRREEE!!!!!!!!!!

so Jen-chan chases after a megumi-neko-kitsune and then will follow subito and Flying Monkey-sensei to..umm...kick some badass....uh...@_@;;

Czarina: Heyy! Johnny! *hands on hips* who are you calling a lowlife?

Fajii Usagi: O no... what have you done... -_-'

Czarina: now give me back my popcorn! *Johnny throws a kernal and hits Czarina between the eyes* @&^$%)! *proceeds to chase after johnny and the popcorn*

Fajii Usagi: -_-' sheesh... what's up with these Eva's... are they all going to itch?! ^_^ let's fight something. That plant lady was too easy. hmm... *looks around and spots something white and square coming down the street* what the?

Washing Machine: Vvvvvrrrr....

Fajii Usagi: Eek! A washing machine! Now you don't see that walking around every day.

Washing Machine: hey... you- lavender rabbit... what's with all the Eva's?

Fajii Usagi: They're itching. exciting eh?

Washing Machine: *as sarcastic as a washing machine can be* Damn... where's the popcorn. i wanna watch!

Czarina: Arrgg! Come back here! NOW!!!! *the chase proceeds* if i ever get my hands on you....

Washing Machine: Whose that?

Fajii Usagi: Czarina. eccentric at large. ~_~

Ž_Ž Great.  I think something important's going on, and all it is is an Eva scratching itself.

Rei: *Shrugs* Guess we'll just wait for something to happen....

Johnny: *stops suddenly, side-steps and trips Czari-chan*
Teeheehee, thatīs all ya get! Chasinī me īround, lowlife, huh?
*continues munching the popcorn*
I donīt think so!
*changes to motorbike-form*
Iīm the fastest, the fastet, you hear me? No-one can beat me!

Crono: *turns to Johnny*
I wouldnīt say that too loud, buddy...

Johnny: ~.~v Err... Uuh...

Subito: *stops running around screaming, but still in SD-form*
*Pant* Are... *Wheeze* Are they gone? No more roaches?
*truns beack into normal form*
No? Right then! Whereīs this red-haired fellow who wants to be beaten!
*notices Crono*
Hey! Redhair! CīMon, letīs fight! I wanna thrash you!

Glenn: Stop it! Save thy strength for a better goal. Thou dost not know what awaits us.

Subito: Uh, but... but I...

Glenn: No buts!

Subito: *sits down and starts grumbling*
Butiwannafightsomeone! Iwanna! Wannawannawanna!

Twostein: Herrlich! Now she even behaves childish! What a interesting person to study!!

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It seems madness is taking over! Johnny and Czari-chan chasing each other, Subito getting childish, my goodness, whatīs next?
Oh, BTW: what does ^^;;; mean anyway???

A Note on Smiley's and Their Meanings

*RL-Flying Monkey, appearing in what appears to be an SD Jason Voorhees wearing a white labcoat steps out and begins pointing at a screen*

^_^ - Average smiley.. "I'm happy!"

^_- - Winking smiley.. "I'm happy, but I'm up to something!"

^_^; - Nervous smiley.. "I'm happy, but the conversation seems to be becoming strange."

^_^;; - Very nervous smiley.. "Erm.. of course! I'm.. happy!"

O_o;; - Extremely nervous and shocked smiley.. "Oh my, you seem to have dropped your pants."

^______^ - "Frog" smiley.. "I'm a frog, and I'm happy!"

:) - Basic sideways smiley.. "I'm happy, and sideways!"

8) - Bigeyed sideways smiley.. "Hehe.. the colors make me happy."

>:) - Evil smiley.. "I've got you this time, Mr. Bond.

;) - Winking sideways smiley.. (Refer to meaning of "Winking Smiley")

:P - Tongue-out smiley.. "I mock you and your value system. Nyah!"

>:P - Angry Tongue-out smiley.. "I have been embittered by a harsh world.. Nyah!"

8P - Bigeyed Tongue-out smiley.. "That.. wasn't a snowflake, was it?"

>8-(= =) - The great smiley of the apocalypse..  a smiley so powerful, that if it were truly unleashed, it would destroy the very fabric of the universe.

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*Shinobi and the newly returned Company glance about*

Shinobi: Ah insanity as usual!  EGC, how i have missed thee!

Voodoo: Are you SURE one of us didn't go insane in those catacombs...

Lyric: *In complete shock* ...boss, where'd you get the power?

Shinobi: Nowhere, really, it's been mine forever, and such... its just i am only now beginning to haness it...

Bodai: About the harnessing, we shall have to begin your training soon.

Shinobi: Ummm... i am not exactly a Shaolin monk, my alien teacher...

Reno: Yeah, we're back!  Lets go get WASTED!!

Voodoo: Honestly, i agree with the punk, mista bossman, lets go party!

Shinobi: Yeah, Boddy, you can come with... i am not sure how to get you schnockered, but we can try...

Bodai: Errr... sure, lets go... but you still have to learn how to use you power, k?

Shinobi: Sure, you got it

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Well... a random post to keep up with the ambient randomness... i'm still back and such, bet you were all worried too, yes?

Matt C.: Hey, you think YOU were lost... where the hell have WE been all this time...?

Bub: Grrrr...

Exactly... but that's a question for another day... *Grin*

*blinkblink*

ah,Flying-Monkey-Jason-Voorhees-like-SENSEI!I've been looking for you!^_^

*it isi apparent that Jen has a little mini-bomb stuck to her back*

Umm..Flying-Monkey-sensei?What does it say in the "official Flying Monkey Brigade (TM!) manuel" about denoating bombs stuck to your back?^_^;;;

o0(I'M GONNA BLOW UP!!!SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!!!!;_;)

*Jen sniffles unhappily and finally,with a now-sore back,prys the mini-bomb-off,bites off the top,and throws it aimlessly into the air as a truck blows up and careens into several cars,crushing them to several small pieces,as the traffic stops and all fast-moving cars careen into each other,resulting to a bunch of buildings being blown up*

.....whhhoooppppsss!^_^;

*all in a day's work for *dadadadaduuumm!* Asscoiate Baggy-Pants ^_-*

Holy Toast!

FM: Holy toast!

Floyd: Excuse me?

FM: Holy toast! I think that will be my catch phrase.

Floyd: Umm.. catch phrase?

FM: Yeah, every good hero needs a catch phrase.

Floyd: Yeah, but why.. "Holy toast!"?

FM: *shrugs* I dunno. I guess it just popped in my head after Jen caused all those explosions.. Holy toast! Explosions! See? It works!

Floyd: *muttering* Holy toast...

Matt: MAN! Where the hell have WE been?

Tamahome: I think we've been helping with that skit thing at school.

Matt: Oh yeah that's right. Man we missed all the fun stuff...

Chichiri: Don't worry about it na no da. We'll be here more often na no da.

Neal: Puh. Probably not. You seen how Matt is, he's always too tired after school.

Matt: So I've been tired! So sue me!

Kamakiri: Geez...boys, boys calm down.

Cloud: I don't see why we just don't go to the bar or something.

Ranma: Isn't it under the ownership of Tifa?

Cloud: *sweatdrops* Yeah and her girlfriend.....Aeris.....

Ki: Hey weren't you two an item at one....*gets hit over the head with a mallet*

Akane: Keep quiet you insensitive JERK!

All except Akane: *sweatdrop*

Matt: Man what a year this is turning out to be....Well the Ranma 1/2 cast is back....*sees Jen throwing what looks to be grenades* sweatdrops* Hoo boy....there's no place like home....

Tamahome: You said it.