*VoidStar rubs his head painfully* I-taaaaaiiii....Er, well, konnichi wa, Czarina-san! You haven't seen any blue-haired yousei around here by any chance, have you? ^^;;;;

Rei: *Comes up behind VoidStar with a slight scowl on her face* Hugh-san.  _Who_ is this?

Er, Ayanami Rei-san, meet Czarina-san.  ^^;;;;

Konnichiwa Rei-san! :) um.. Gomen Voidstar-san. I didn't mean to land on your head. Well... it's nice to meet you all. erm...

*POOF! a little lavender rabbit appears next to Czarina*

Fajii Usagi: Erm. Czarina-chan! i found you! *pause* erm... Czar-chan... who are these people?

Um... well that's Voidstar and that's Rei... and um... these are other people... ... ^_^' anno... anno... um... where are we exactly?

*A girl with long black hair pops up through some kind of portal. A slim man with white hair follows her*
Subito: *to the white-haired man* And I tell you, this time we _will_ get home! *notices all the people standing around staring at them* Whoa! What´s going on here?
Twostein: *scratches his chin* Don´t ask mee, dear. I am only a psycho-analyst. Seems like an assembly of some sort.
Subito: *bonks the prof on the head* I can see that, baka! *turns back to the group* Please, could you tell me where we are? Is this Shinhama City?

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Well, it looks like Twostein and Subito finally arrived...

OHAYO GOZAIMASU MINNA!^.^

oh,and,umm..welcome new vistours...I'm Jen-chan,the slightly crazed EVA-05 pilot,and asscoiate spy of Flying Monkey-sensei ^_^tho Subito probably already knows me....

Yumi:Konnichi Wa ^_^..oh damn..no cute guys..THIS IS A RIP OFF DAMMNIT!

*WHACK!*SHADDUP YUMI!>o<

Allow me to introduce my stupid-baka-useless-and-annoying-sidekick-who-raids-my-entire-refrigerator-and-destroyed-half-my-kitchen..-_-;;;;;

Yumi:I--taiiii.....0_0;;;;

Soo....what are you guys doing here?^_^;;

Czarina: nice to meet you Jen-chan... Yumi-chan.

Fajii Usagi: yes! hello!

Czarina: we'd like to know why were here ourselves. i kinda just dropped out of the sky- i'm looking for my home dimension... but could i crash here if you guys don't mind? I can fight somewhat. my friend taught me how to use katana so if you need me to help you defeat evil people than i would be honored. *Fajii pulls on Czarina's kimono* O! ^_^;; this is Fajii Usagi- he's my Daemon.

Fajii Usagi: No.. i'm not a satanic creatured spawned from hell... i'm her familiar. ^_^

Czarina: hehehe ^_^ *draws katana and leans on it* so... what's going on here?

ah,two swordswomen...welcome ^_^x

I prefer my good old katana too,but I usually use my trusty sakabatou *indicates it pratically chained onto her kimono* or at sometimes a zanbatou ('cause their kool!^_^)I don't think there's much of a threat here anymore since Mayur---MPH!MPH!

Yumi:-_-;;;*thwack!*

oops,gomen nasai there...*bowbowbow*^^;;;;

Yumi:Anyways,now since we have one sakabatou-katana-weilding Jen-chan,one katana-weilding..girl,and one very annoyed sidekick,now what do we do exactly?~_~;;;

We find a bad-guy-thingie!^_^x

Yumi:Oh brother ~_~;;;;*twhacks Jen-chan*

orooooooo!@_@;;;

Yumi:hehe...^_^

so......now what exactly Czarina-dono?^_^x

Yumi:...good question ^^;;;;

yareyareyare....

FM: *spins the barrel on his magnum* I'll tell you what we do.. we find the roaches that burned Chatty.. and go Orkin Man on their asses.. you with me?

Yuna: (*marching in*) Alright ... show me Miyu and I'll shoot a bunch of holes in her.

(*grins and pats laser cannon*)

Lina: Ne, she reminds me of the Puka ...

Phyria: Wouldn't a cat be a cat in any dimension?

Lina: But she's not an ordinary cat ... she's a Puka!

Jack: Big whoopy do.  What a difference!

(*Sephiroth runs up to the group at the corner of Makoto St. and Sutedja Ave*)

Sephiroth: Whew ... okay minna-san, I've got some good news and some bad news ...

Lina: Good news first, Jack-lookalike-san. ^_^

Sephiroth: (*looks at Jack and blinks*) Anno ... right ... anyway, the good news is that Miyu is dead.

Yuna: Nani? I don't get to avenge Chats?

Ailith: Dead? How?

Sephiroth: By her own hand.

Yuna: Ah ... okay, that makes it worth it. (*grins*)

Jack: Now that's an ironic parallel ...

(*Ailith whacks him upside the head*)

Jack: Itai! Hey, I was being serious ...

Ailith: Better safe than sorry. ^.~

Lina: What's the bad news?

Phyria: I hope it isn't that she's resurrected herself ...

Sephiroth: No, yare! It's not that bad ...

Lina: Then what is it?

Sephiroth: EVA A has gone berserk.

Yuna: NANI?! Ailith: (*confused*) Mama-san's EVA?

Yuna: No, Chatty-kun's EVA!

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(*Meanwhile, down at Broadway, Primera-chan the Yousei and Yuna-neko the Puka are going along as they were, singing ... and despite the fact that they are both faerie creatures, they seem to prefer singing Star Wars parody songs for now ...*)

Primera and Yuna-puka: (*singing*)
"YOUNG MAN, you fell out of the sky, into
SOMETHIN' brown that smells like a sty, and this
TIN CAN started swimming and then, he got
*SPAT* *OUT* *LIKE* *SOME* *THROAT* *PHLEGM*
YOUNG MAN, Welcome to Dagobah. He is
COMIN', master Yoda not far. I'll be
HAVIN' this bright thing that ain't hot. It is
*MINE* *OR* *I'LL* *HELP* *YOU* *NOT*
(Doo doo doo doo!)
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
You must be here to see Y.O.D.A.
He's 900 years old!
He's so strong in the Force!
Do your Jedi Diploma course!
You must be here to see --"

(*A large shadow glides over and above the two singing faes, and they stop singing as they look up ...*)

Primera: What is _that_? A machin?

Yuna-puka: I don't know, but I think it's an "Evangelion".

(*Suddenly, the EVA pauses in the middle of Broadway and scratches the back of its head.*)

Primera: What's it doing that for?

Yuna-puka: (*shrugs*) Who knows? Maybe it's itchy ...

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(*Inside EVA A, there are three children floating about aimlessly in the LCL.  One's a uniformed fourteen-year-old girl with short auburn hair, one's a scruffy little eleven-year-old boy, and one is ...*)

Girl: KENSU~~~~KE!!

Kensuke: Hey, I didn't do it this time ...

Girl: Alright then ... he did it. (*points at the scruffy boy*)

Kensuke: MANA, he wasn't with us, and he says he fell down the trousers of time or something ... besides, you're the one who was setting the coordinates on that beamer thingamajig ...

Mana: Oopsy.

Kensuke: Oopsy? Mana, you beamed me into a Grateful Dead concert!

Mana: Is that why you're dressed like that?

(*In case you haven't guessed by now, Kensuke is indeed dressed like he just got yanked out of a Grateful Dead concert -- y'know, tie-dye shirt, rose-tinted Lennon glasses, bandana, etc.  Hippie Kensuke.*)

Kensuke: Well, I had to find a dimensional anomaly without being noticed ...

Boy: Is it just me, or does it itch in here? (*scratches back*)

(*Outside, the EVA scratches its back.*)

Mana: Whatever.  Where are we anyway?

Kensuke: I don't know.  Do you?

(*The boys shrugs.  Outside, the EVA mirrors the action ...*)

Mana: Didn't think so.

Kensuke: It's okay ... and what was your name again?

Boy: Joseph.  Joseph Sutedja.

Kensuke: Bond.  James Bond. (*WHACK*)

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If you were wondering about that parody song, it's sung to the tune of "Y.M.C.A." Oh, and sorry about the "Bond, James Bond" thing ... couldn't resist it.  Anyway, you got your entrance so that's your cue, Joseph-kun ... ^^

Subito: Ahem! Sorry, but what´s an "EVA A" ? I´m not from ´round here, you see, and...
Twostein: I sink sey are referring to a giantic robot of some sort, Subito-sama.
Subito: Hmmm... I see. *dramatic pause* ACTIVATE HARDSUIT! *short anime-typical transformation sequence begins, which ends with Subito wearing a blue and white hardsuit, á la Bill Wilcox from Seijushi Bismark* Well, I´m ready. Let´s tak´em apart!

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Seijushi Bismark! Wai! I love this series! Bil Wilcox, go, go, go! Wai! Wai!! WAAIII!!!
Twostein: Well, Jen-chan, are you _sure_ sat you did not have any problems when you were a child? ^.^

Ah,no Twostien-san,I didn't have any problems as a child (even though a lot of people deny that ^.~)Well,I'll keep you in mind when I go beserk and you can give me some guidance?Umm....what's your phone number again?0_o;;;

Yumi:^_^;;;;;;

Yeah,lets get crackin' Flying Monkey-sensei!*reveals a deadly-looking NoDachi*^____^