~Gasp! Jen-chan's hanging upside down, Chatty's been killed, and we have a Sigmund Freud wannabe here! What more could possibly happen?~

Skuld: C'mon, guys! Let's rescue Jen-chan!

A great idea, Skuld-chan, but we need a plan.

Skuld: Oh, yeah...  

Ruri: Baka.

Skuld: Is that ALL you can say, Ruri? I could just throw a Skuld bomb at you!!!

Ruri: Of course not.  I say other things.

Skuld: ...

Could you two please stop fighting so we can formulate a rescue plan?

Skuld and Ruri: Okay.

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Will anyone come up with a plan to rescue Jen-chan? And how many chatters will the psychologist attempt to help? More later!

Now, I can only hopes Ian-san doesn't take this as a copyright impeachment or wossname ... ^^;; [Editorial Note: Particularly since the EGC isn't really part of Genesis anymore ...]

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(*In the midst of DCD HQ, at nightfall, a dark figure sorts through DCD weaponry storage, pulling out various deadly items, examining them, and putting them back, until finally coming upon and settling on a large souped-up laser gun. [Think MIB again. ;p]*)

(*The figure finally backs up close enough to the light of a nearby hologram to show that it is, in fact, an Eva Lemon bio-mechanical body, armed from head to toe with the most lethal, awful, and darn cool Genesis offensive weaponry and equipment that one person could possibly carry at one time ...*)

(*In other words, an arsenal barely fit enough for Yuna.*)

Yuna: Okay, I think that's all I need.

Eva: (*quietly*) Are you certain you can do this?

Yuna: Of course I can.  And if not ... at least I tried, ne?

Eva: Hai.

(*Awkward pause.*)

Yuna: Erm ... sayonara, Eva-dono.

Eva: (*nods*) Ganbatte ne.

(*Yuna salutes, kinda, and heads off, in Search of Miyu ...*)

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I think that is indeed Eva Lemon kind of behavior, but if I am wrong on that, please don't sue me.  I'm an ignorant ... um ... webpage prototype maintainer.  Yeah, that's it ...

I'm CAPTURED?!

eeeeeeee!I am?!0_o

Chatty's...d..d...d..d..d..

DEAD?!

MIYU WILLPAY!>o<

*mumble*..

Cockroach:*crawling out of the army tank*Such a nice human vessel...hmm..at least we survived ne?

Another Cockroach:That was quite a fuss you made,humans,but we'll get you back!

!?!0_o

Another Cockroach:*pokes her with his semi-auto machine gun*Starting with YOU!

NO YOUDON'T!>o<

Cockroach:Hmm..I also see your AT field fried a lot of our roastedbuddies..>.>

WELL,SO WHAT?!THANKS TO YOU AND MIYU CHATTY IS DEAD!@#!$^!

cockroach:*pokepoke*

*chokes him on the neck with an AT field*DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!I"M PISSED!LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TOCHATTY!>o<

*the cockroach is slowly choking on the AT field pressure*

*as soon as he dies,Jen lets go of him,jumps out of the tanks,and heads straight for Miyu*

>.> *mumble*...

*No need to rescue me now Skuld and co.,now you can follow me and help destroy thisMiyu..>.>

*Flying Monkey leaps out of the Tank after Jen, smooshing an already dead roach on the way*

FM: Wait up! I want a piece of 'em, too!!

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Yeah.. wait up! I'm only a disembodied voice! I don't have legs!

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Cut back to the Prof (or Sigmund-Freud-Wannabe \^.~/)

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Twostein: So, se Flaing Monkee has an obvious Aversion against sertain Insects. Why is sis so? Could sis be a result of his Imprisonment? Hmm...
*puts a finger to his forehead and begins to think*
*speaks to himself*
Se Mind of se Flaing Monkee is se most interesting I have ever encountered in all my Life. I sink that I will continue to study him.

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So much for now. TWOSTEIN WILL RETURN! \^.^/

*Jen nimbly and idily walks around looking for Miyu,or at least a clue of where to find her!

AAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!0-0

*bumps into Flying Monkey and topples over*oro.....@^@;;;

*quickly gets to her feet*me-no-baka ^^;

*notices Twostein's "interesting" evaluation ^^;;

humm...tis true....Flying Monkee is ze interesting to learn about.*taps forehead*You must notice that I am making funz of yooo!^_^

Hey!I was kidding around!^_^;;

*shrugs*Well,forget that,we MUST FIND MIYU AND AVENGE CHATTY'S DEATH!

*so Flying Monkey and Jen-chan look for Miyu-san in search of KICKING HER ASS AND THROWING HER DOWN THE DRAINPIP----*ahem*^^;;;

*stops*Waitasec..do you have any "shape shifter detectors" or anything?!We'll never find her this way!^^;

*stops*WAIT!THERE'S REI-SAN!

*So Flying Moneky-san and Jen-chan run up to Rei to find anwsers..and follow her....duh..=P

(*And now, a status report on everybody's "favorite" captives ...*)

Aya: Man, this sucks dead bunnies. Gendou: I hate being a hosta-- (*sneeze*)

(*The cockroach guards immediately keel over and die, sneezing ...*)

Gendou: Nani?

Aya: Yay!! The tapeworm strikes again!!

Mayuri: Aya-san, tapeworms are located in the intestine, not the lung ...

Aya: Yeah, but ... this is a _special_ tapeworm!

Mayuri: (*sarcastically*) Oh, of course, any tapeworm Gendou has is _special_ ... ;p

(*Mr. Ikari clears his throat loudly, inadvertantly sending a few roaches into convulsions at the other end of the EGC ...*)

Aya: Oh! Right, Mr. Ikari ... we did come here for a reason, didn't we?

Gendou: Yes, we did. (*to Mayuri*) It has recently come to my attention that you were involved in the theft and duplication of biological materials legally belonging to NERV.

(*Mayuri manages to keep a straight face for about 5 seconds, and then she bursts into hysterical laughter ...*)

Aya: What's so funny?

Mayuri: Hahaha ... it took him 20 years to figure it out ...

Gendou: Hey, what can I say? NERV's been a little slow lately. ^^;;

Aya: So, does this mean that there's another organization capable of building an Evangelion?

Gendou: Probably.  Most of the materials stolen were essentials for the process of creating an EVA.  But then again ... some of it had nothing at all to do with creating EVAs ... (*wary sideways glance at Mayuri*)

Mayuri: Hee hee ...

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(*Meanwhile, the kidnapped barkeep and bouncer have discovered a new way of fighting roaches ...*)

Kii and Asuka: (*singing*)
"Fly me to the moon
And let me play among the stars
Let me see what spring is like
On Jupiter and Mars ..."

Roach: (*screaming in pain*) Aaaa!! Make it stop! Make it stop!!

Asuka and Kii: (*singing*)
"In other words, hold my hand
In other words, darling, kiss me ..."

Another Roach: Eeeeeaaaaaugh!! Stop the noise! Stop the awful racketing noise!!

Kii and Asuka: (*singing*)
"Fill my life with song
And let me sing forevermore
You are all I --"

(*Suddenly, Shinji bursts in and gleefully shoots all the roaches with a Semi-Automatic, effectively putting them out of their misery.*)

Asuka: SHINJI!! Why'd you have to go do that for?!

Shinji: Uh ... (*shrug*)

Kii: Well, good thing he did ... if we'd kept it up at that rate, you'd have lost your voice or something ...

Asuka: (*evil grin*) Yeah, but I like watching them suffer.

Shinji: Nani?

Kii: Um ...

Asuka: Evil Roaches can't stand good music.

Shinji: Oooookay ... um ... hey, did any of you guys see Kaworu?

Asuka: Kaworu? Why would you want to know --

Kii: He went

that-a-way.

(*nods toward one of the nearby streets*)

Shinji: Whee!! Arigato, Kii-san!!

(*runs off in the direction that Kii nodded, joyfully killing massive numbers of cockroaches on his way to Kaworu*)

Asuka: Baka! (*slaps Kii*) What the HELL didja do that for?!

Kii: Itai! Well, he has a right to know, even if you're too jealous to think so.

Asuka: (*fuming*) OKAY, Mr. Kii-san ... just for that little remark, I'm not going to take those handcuffs off your wrists!

Kii: Wha...? But I only said the --

Asuka: (*rolls her eyes*) Yeah, yeah.  You only said the truth, blah blah blah.  Whatever.  C'mon, we gotta find the others.

(*Asuka grabs him by the arm and runs off, full speed, with poor Kii in tow ...*)

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Hey, waitaminnit ... where did those handcuffs come from? If they're from the roaches, then why is Kii wearing them and not Asuka? ^^; As for the Miyu thing ... believe me, it all ties together.  Kind of.

*Hey! It's Twostein again! This time with a stern look on his face*
Twostein: Now, why are you mayking fun of mee? Sis is not funny at all! I am a zerious psycho-analyst! I have to be taken zerious, ja?
*cut to man sitting behind a desk*
And now for something completely different!
*cut to tap-dancing vikings*
*cut back to Twostein, this time with a puzzled expression on his face*
Twostein: Now, who was sis? Does he belong here? I do not sink so. Well anyway: where was I? Ah, ja, I know: *switches back to stern mode* ^.^ If anyone sinks he kann mock mee, I will start a nice experiment I always wanted to do: it involves a rack, handcuffs and several feathers. I warned you!

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*The Shinobi Gang Bust through one of the conveniently placed walls (convenient for busting, that is...)*

Shinobi: Wall go smash now! Everybody out of the tank!

*Everyone piles out of the Tank*

Voodoo: Here we are to save the daaaaaay! *Florishes Uzi*

Matt C.: Anything need slashing? *Waves Ashandarai*

Reno: Anything need Smashing? *Waves Tonfa*

Girl: Anything pervy need smashing? *makes slapping motion*

Bub: Aaaarrrghhh!

Plant: ... (*Thinks* I'm just along for the ride...)

Lyric: I think you need to take a look at that... *Laser pointed indicates chatty's prone form*

Shinobi: Oh my gawd... Is that... no way... is (s)he... *Prods body with the toe of a tabi boot* Damn that Miyu... this time... she has gone too far... the gloves are off... *Suiting word to deed, he removes the gloves* Voodoo, you have more of that TNT don't ya?

Voodoo: Always... anything you want blown up?

Shinobi: Anything living or not that stands between this villian and myself... Now remember where we parked... right next to the hole in the wall...

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*Another wall explodes and the Shinobi Gang busts through, again...*

Shinobi: Rei and the assebled Shito Sentai! You have faced this Evil before, haven't you? Then i and my squad are at you command, let us together attack and defeat this menace...

Lyric: Ummm... calm down ninja boy, you can't KILL this Miyu...

Shinobi: And why, pray tell not?

Lyric: Heros don't kill... it makes you weaker.

Shinobi: You killed all those roaches earlier.

Lyric: Good point... hmmm... i really don't know why not then... just kill her, this offing of Chat's Self-insert annoys me too...

Voodoo: You got it...

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Well, Void... you get to frame the plan now, have fun!

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As Shinobi and his group make their way to Miyu, 4 shadows follow them, undetected...

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*4 Shadows silently follow Shinobi´s group*

Well... Looks like they finally found where she is.... Shall we keep on following them?

Yeah... They´ll lead us to her... She´ll pay....

.....you think we could finish her off?...

....................

..I cant beleive (s)he´s dead.....

...You dont have to do this Suzuki.... You didnt even know Chatty...

...hey.... I do what I want...

*By now, you should all now who the 4 shadows are*

Ken: ....well, lets go....

Jay: *Looking down at Shinobi´s group in silent fury* ....yeah

Suzuki: You all take care ok?

Sou: Heh.... You too....

Suzuki: ^_^ Hai!

Jay: I wonder if--

*Suzuki and Sou jump out of the shadows, catching up with Shinobi´s team*

Ken: ¬´¬ Geez.... The could have at least waited for me...

*Ken follows them*

Jay: >.< Should I be mad at them? I think so.....

^^; well, might as well quit hiding... heheh

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Well, looks like we finally found the rest of you guys! And Ive been achin´ to kick someone´s butt.... >.< Erm... Well, anyway.... I think Ill wait for Void to come up with a plan or something... I guess I posted so you all knew I still lived... ^^;

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