EGC Story Strings -- Take Two
Record 21
Name: "Cast List, Cast List, somebody get a Cast List!!"
Email:chatty@dardan.com
Date: 01-Oct-98 11:36 PM
Okay, 'bout time I mentioned what's going on so you can get an idea of how the heck this all came about while everybody was gallivanting off in subspace and the happy wonderful Dark Realms (yeah, that's sarcasm).  Anyway, to those of you familiar with Miyu, this'll clear up a little bit o'stuff, I think ... ^^;;


LINE OF INQUIRY / Oshikorosu


(*At first, it would seem that there is nothing anywhere abouts but total darkness and the sound of whispering.  It's enough to make you wonder why the heck the post is being based here, but turning around to face the other direction (duh) shows that there is, in fact a bright lamp in the middle of wherever this is.  Under the lamp is a chair with Chatty tied into it.  Mildly shadowy figures mill about.  They seem pretty bored.*)

(*Think "Sloppy X-Files".*)

(*Suddenly, one of the figures dumps a bucket of warm water on Chat's head ... and you ought to know what that does ... (dechibification or whatnot)*)

Chatty: (*tiredly*) Was that adding insult to injury or what?

????1: Actually, it's 'cause Zero-brain can't interrogate a chibi ...

????2: Well I'm soooooorry, but chibis are far too kute -- and stop calling me Zero-brain!!

????1: But that's what you are! A stupid, 16-bit, mentally shrunk bakemono ...

????2: Hey, you're just a minor boss from the same game, y'know!

????1: Yeah, but I'm cooler looking than you are.

????2: Oh really? Well ... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEDA!!

????3: Stop that!

(*Complete silence.  The tone is unmistakable, even if the voice is variable.  A particular shadowy figure walks up through the darkness, with others quickly moving out of the way.  The figure comes close enough to shed some light on his/her/its form, only to show that there is none.  Instead of a constant form, there is a constant shifting of form and shape depending on mood and expression.  There is, of course, only one person with this sort of habit ...*)

Miyu: (*shifts into Minmey form*) So ... he has not been affected by traditional forms of persuasion?

????1: No matter how many times we say "pretty pretty please with a cherry on top", he just won't agree to sign.

Miyu: (*impatient*) I meant traditional forms of persuasion.

????2: Err ... oh, you mean physical torture? Zero-baka wouldn't stand doing that to a chibi.  "Chibis are far too kute", he said ...

????1: Stop calling --

????2: Hey, I said "Zero-baka" instead of "Zero-brain" this time ...

Miyu: (*shifts into Cecil form*) Cut it out.  The both of you.

????1 and ????2: Eeep!

Miyu: (*shifts into Kaworu form*) Well, I suppose it's good you didn't waste resources.  After all, a former shapeshifter's bound to have an abnormally high pain threshold.  Did you try anything else?

????2: Well, we were going to try setting Yuna the Succubus at 'im ...

Chatty: (*disgusted*) Now that is just dementedly sick ...

Miyu: (*ignoring him*) And ...?

????2: And ... well ... we can't find her. ^^;;

Miyu: (*shifts into Vincent form and shrugs*) Well, that's to be expected.  She's a bit out of line, but she does her job and that's that.  Besides, it's not like she'd have much of an effect on her builder ...

Chatty: You got that right.

Miyu: (*thwap*) Shaddup. (*to the shadowy figures*) Is his spirit breaking any?

????3: No, not really.  But I think he's bored.

Miyu: (*nods, shifting to Shinji form*) I see.  We'll have to resort to Jusenkyo Water Torture, ne?

Chatty: Jusenkyo Water Torture? ^^;

Miyu: (*evil grin*) It's an idea we adapted from Joseph Sutedja.  Hmm ... I think we'll start with Yunfuniichuan ...

Chatty: (*eyes widening with horror*) NANI?

Miyu: Hai, that's right.  Water from the "Spring of Drowned Pregnant Woman". (*grin*) Shall we begin?

(*Meanwhile, back in the EGC*)

Good Yuna: Aaaa! (*clutches ears*) Geez, I didn't think it was possible to scream that loud ...

(*Suddenly, a portal opens up, and three women fall though.  One is the infamous Lina Inverse (dum da da dum dum!), one is a rather frail and blond woman wielding a rather large and heavy mace ... and she has a tail ...*)

(*Anyway, the third woman appears the leader of the group -- or would be, if she wasn't so clearly wacked out ...*)

Woman: (*grabbing Good Yuna by the collar and shaking her furiously -- think of the "dog" in MIB*) HAVE YOU SEEN ME?! AM I ANYWHERE AROUND HERE?!

Lina: (*sarcasm*) Oh yeah, that line of inquiry is going to get us far, Ailith-san!

Ailith: B-but ... Lina-san, Phyria-san ... (*"Micro Machine Man" speed*) if I'm already gone, then I am not I or I am a different I or the other Is may be in use as well through symbiosis in which case ... (*suddenly calm*) Okay, that did sound stupid.

Phyria: Anno ... (*pulling Ailith aside*) Chances are that even if you resemble yourself here, asking in that line of inquiry is going to confuse people.

Lina: Duh.

Phyria: Ah, shaddup already.

Lina: Beeeeeeda!!

(*Before anything like a fight has time to erupt, a battalion of Semi-Automatic wielding Cockroaches run in and begin firing immediately.  Lina and Phyria duck, but the remaining woman crosses her forearms in front of her face, fists clenched.*)

Roaches: DIE!! SHI'NE!!

(*The bullets rebound harmlessly off an invisible barrier, sparking green as they do so.*)

Roaches: Hn? What? How did she ...? Is this a joke? (*firing in all directions*)

(*She unclenches her fists, and the glints of green from the rebounding bullets begin to straighten out into more of a wall.  Sliding her arms into an uncrossed position, it curves into a cylinder.*)

A Roach: Hey!! What gives?!

(*She lowers her forearms, bending at the elbow, palms up level to her ribs, and the roaches stop firing, since they're being lifted up and arranged into something like a very tight sphere.*)

Phyria: (*covering her eyes*) Oh, I can never bear to watch this part ...

(*The fists clench again, and the roaches have hardly enough time to scream.  In a matter of seconds, the sphere shrinks to the size of a baseball with a a sickening crunch.*)

Lina: (*whistles*) Impressive.  You gotta show me how to do that sometime.

Ailith: Indeed, Dora-Mata.

Phyria: Is it over?

Ailith: Hai. (*unclenches her fists and lets the ball of compacted metal and goo fall to the ground*)

Phyria: (*uncovering her eyes*) That spell always disgusts me. ;p

Lina: Hey, they're just bugs.  Besides, it's weird to see somebody cast a spell without saying a word ...

Ailith: The magic of Silence is among the most powerful ever known.

Phyria: Shouldn't we be getting around to our mission?

Lina: Yeah, yeah ... (*to Good Yuna*) You ever seen any girl named Ailith Sencha? Or Sencha Ailith?

Good Yuna: Err ... no, not as I recall ...

Phyria: Maybe it's the wrong dimension.

Ailith: No, this has to be the right dimension.  Not once in 23 years have those portals gone wrong ...

Lina: Hey, there's a first for everything. ^^

Good Yuna: Who the heck are you, anyway?

Ailith: Watakushi wa Silverlance Ailith, ne้ Sencha, of the Nyuueijishikangakkou. (*Academy Salute*)

(Note: For ye olde English leftovers, that's "I am Ailith Silverlance, maiden name Sencha, of the Neo-Academy." Much subtlety is lost in the translation.  Tough noogies. ;p)

Lina: Atashi wa Inverse Lina, beautiful genius sorceress of the Slayers Dimensions! (*SD salute*)

Phyria: (*nods*) Watashi wa Phyria, of the Gold Dragons, also of the Slayers Dimensions.

Lina: And that idiot with us is -- (*piku*) Gourry? GOURRY?

Phyria: Great.  Gourry, Zelgadis, and Amelia somehow aren't here, and they went in first ...

Lina: Where the hell is Gourry?!

(*At the EGC bar/sanctuary ...*)

Gourry: My sword is better than yours is.

Cloud: Mine's bigger.

Gourry: So?

Sephiroth: This argument is stupid ...

Zelgadis: Agreed.

Sephiroth: ... besides, mine's the biggest. ^_^

(*WHAP*)

Sephiroth: Ow! Geez Zel, I was kidding ...

Amelia: (*standing on the counter*) Truth, Justice, and the American Way!

Edge: What's America? *hic*

Ranma: What exactly has she been drinking, anyway?

Zelgadis: Root beer.

Ranma: Ah ...


There ... thorough uselessness ... hehehe ... now I can go to bed and start recovering.  Hai, that's right! I'm sick again!! Isn't that just peachy keen joyous?! (*smirk*)

Err ... but where'd this thing about the Roaches being ecchis and having a Centralized Base that everyone seems to know the location of come from? So far as I can tell, the point was to spread the whole organization out so that it couldn't be destroyed with one big whammo attack.

(Hey, that Roach Leader ain't stupid, just evil and arrogant ... ^_-)


Record 22
Name: VS & Armies
Email:voidstar15@hotmail.com
Date: 01-Oct-98 11:38 PM

*As the Forsaken turn their attention towards the roaches attacking Kamakiri, Rei seems to have something on her mind....*

Rei: That's odd....I could swear I sense.... *Her eyes widen* Shimatta na! Hugh-san! Request permission to go on the hunt!

Hmmm....sure, go ahead.  I'll stay here to keep an eye on things.  Er, including these newcomers.  Take the other Shito, ne?

Rei: Hai! Yuke yo, Shito Sentai!

*The Angels rise into the air*

Rei: I'm coming for you, Miyu..... *In a flash of orange, she is gone, and the Shito Sentai quickly follow*


Record 23
Name: "Gawd, I think I'm having a 'depressing writing streak' this string ..." ^^;;
Email:chatty@dardan.com
Date: 01-Oct-98 11:40 PM
Yeah, I know current convention calls for footnotes and not header notes, but a footnote would utterly ruin this one.  Can you read Shinobi's influence anywhere in here? (*grin*)


INTO THE DARKNESS / Yukikureru


Phyria: Where are they going?

Ailith: Little matter! The mission is more important. (*to VoidStar*) This Sencha Ailith ... she's an other dimensional version of myself.  It's really important that I find her in time.  If the Miyus get ahold of her, then it could mean the end of existence as we know it ...

Tifa: Miyu?!

Lina: Miyu, five in one and one in five.  Seventy percent pure evil, five percent unblemished innocence, twenty-five percent undecided.  Slices, dices, and makes julienne fries. ^.~

Ailith: Dora-Mata, this is ... (*eyebrows furrowing*) se..ri..ous ...? (*hand to forehead*)

Phyria: This does not bode well.


(*Miyu stands poised, in Aerith form, ready to pour some horribly undesirable Jusenkyo water on a relatively dry and unharmed Chatty, when suddenly she seems to hear something in the silent darkness around ...*)

Miyu: (*whispering to herself*) Two ...? One foreign and one younger.  And the younger is coming. (*smiles*) Indeed.  (*louder, to Chatty*) Are you going to nullify your resignation or not?

Chatty: (*stubbornly*) I'd rather die.

Miyu: Very well then.  You will. (*hands container to a shadowy figure*) Get me the Sokushi Gun.

Chatty: You're ... serious ...?

Miyu: Oh, but of course I am.  (*taking something like a squirt gun from a shadowy figure*) For one thing, your friends are headed this way.  I wouldn't want to give them such a potentially useful weapon. (*aims, grinning*) Besides, you've managed to render yourself obsolete. (*squirts*)

(*Chatty keels over and ... uh ... geez, how do I put this nicely?*)


Lina: Something the matter, touryou?

Ailith: I ... don't really know.  It's like I just forgot something I never knew.

Phyria: (*bowing her head*) "Even while the earth sleeps, we travel ..."

Lina: Anno ... I take it that Phyria-san knows something we don't know again ...


(*In the silent darkness, Aerith-form Miyu stands by the chair ...*)

Miyu: (*laughs*) And you really thought that the price of quitting was just a loss of power ... (*to the now trembling shadowy figures*) Watch the corpse.

????3: Yes ma'am ... (*shudder*)

Miyu: It is time.

(*She shifts into the form of the newcomer, Ailith Silverlance, and walks off into the darkness, out of sight ... likely teleporting elsewhere in her anticlimatic way of doing so ...*)

(*... and when she is gone, the one light present flickers out, sending the entire area into a pitch black oblivion ...*)


"Know therefore, that from the greater silence I shall return."

Record 24
Name: Flying Monkey
Email:bmillette@aol.com
Date: 01-Oct-98 11:45 PM

*Fresh after his release from the Roach prison, Flying Monkey ponders the unfairness of life*

FM: Stupid roaches... Dark powers... Evil Lawyers that get the crap beaten out of them... I'm through with playing the fall guy..

*Flying Monkey stands and presses a small button on his belt.. with a whirring, static-like sound, he is donned in a bulletproof trenchcoat and heat-sensetive mirrored shades*

FM: *pulls out a loaded Cougar Magnum and spins the chamber* Oh yeah.. that's what I like to hear.


So, he's really a super-secret freelance spy in disguise.. are you really all that surprised? Oh well.. ^_^


Record 25
Name: Shinobi -- You know the drill
Email:bhaub@geocities.com
Date: 01-Oct-98 11:47 PM


*Shinobi and Co. stand in bemused surprise, glacing at the assembled ranks of roach dead...*

Matt: Ummm...?

Reno: Wow...

Voodoo: Damn...

Shinobi: I mean really...

Lyric: It looks like all of the roaches are gone... annilihliated by some energy wave... it looked to be the Holy...

Shinobi: Wow, so i AM good... thanks, Aerith!

*The Departure of the Shito Sentai occurs*

Voodoo: So, didja see that whole lightshow?

Reno: Yeah, there it was... now what was it... aside from a hottie dissapearing from sight...

Girl: Ecchi! *Whap*

Lyric: A.) that was Rei

Reno: Oh Gawd!

Lyric: and B.) They were departing to hunt something...

Shinobi: It wasn't zombies, was it...?

Lyric: Nope, it was some evil archmage named Miyu...

Voodoo: Miyu, eh?

Shinobi: You don't even know who that is, do you...?

Voodoo: *Sheepish look* Nooooo...

Shinobi: Ok, whatever... Lyric, triangulate the exit for that teleport!

Lyric: *Sarcasm* You got it, boss!

Shinobi: No need for that... ok, my team, report to me!

Matt C.: All present and accounted for, Sir!

Shinobi: Ummm, yeah, sure, Anyhow...

Lyric: Done... its there *projected map appears on the wall behind Shinobi*

Reno: Woah... that's one hell of a walk...

Shinobi: Yup, we'll need wheels for this one...

Voodoo: How about we break into that building? *The sign infront of Voodoo reads "Consolidated Genesis Steel Works, and Etc, Ltd."*

Shinobi: Hey, that should work, and it lets me brak things... Ok, sure! *Raises the butt of his spear, and brings it down on the lock, shattering the old chain* COOL!

*The Door creaks open... revealing several large, recangular objects, covered with protective tarps*

Voodoo: *Ripping the tarp off the nearest* Hmmm... what the hell is THAT?

Shinobi: i have no idea what that is... *Tears the cover off a huge hulk in the corner* i know that this is a tank... looks to be circa WWI, or early WWII... sweeeeeeet!

*For a conceptualization, think something similar to the tank from "Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade" Only glossy black and chrome*

Reno: Its a pimp-mobile tank... i like, i like!

Shinobi: Ok, people pile in, one person to a gunner station... WE'RE TAKING THIS THING TO FLORIDA!

Lyric: Or, atleast to Miyu... to see what we can slay...



Record 26
Name: Flying Monkey
Email:bmillette@aol.com
Date: 01-Oct-98 11:48 PM

*Flying Monkey barely manages to latch onto the tank and pry his way inside*

FM: Aw, gee.. you weren't planning on leaving without me, were ya? There's ass to be plastered! *loads his shotgun*

*The rest of the people in the tank just stare, as people often do when someone singlehandedly pries his way into a tank and loads a shotgun.. plus.. those cool shades!!*


Has Flying Monkey gone crazy? Let's start a poll.. I vote for yes! A resounding yes! ^_^


Record 27
Name: Jen-chan
Email:Aerith_2000@hotmail.com
Date: 01-Oct-98 11:48 PM
*ahem*Flying Monkey has gone insane?Wasn't he already insane?^_-

Yumi:har har har...>.>

*shrugs,grabs a pair of shades and jumps on to the army tank,what a stupid,foolish thing to do ^_-*

*slowly hangs her legs on a small pole and hangs upside down,right in front of Flying Monkey*

KONNICHI WA!^_^

*Mission Impossible music starts playing*

Your mission,if you choose to accept it--

*fishes for a napkin which a bunch of scribbles on it*

Q sent me this ^_-

*hands it to him*

This message will self destruct in 15 seconds after touching----I'M KIDDING!>o<

and *grabs a VERY kool pair of shades*I want to come with you!What do you say?

HEY!COULD YA HURRY IT UP?!HANGING UPSIDE DOWN IS MAKING ME DIZZY!

(So Flying Monkey-san is a SUPER suave secret agent *de de da dum....* and Jen-chan just wants to look kool in her suave-super-secret-500-dollar-windshield-wiper-heat-sensitive-SUNGLASSES!....

oh,and help defeat this Miyu person ^^;;;

among other things....)

Record 28
Name: Flying Monkey
Email:bmillette@aol.com
Date: 01-Oct-98 11:51 PM

FM: Okay, Jen! You're in.. *hands her an official "Flying Monkey Secret-Agent For Hire Brigade" business card with "Flying Monkey" scratched out and "Jen-Chan" written in red crayon*

FM: Sorry.. I only have 2 business cards.. so.. I kinda had to add the name in at the last minute.. *shrugs*


Insert James Bond theme as necessary, please.. ^_^


Record 29
Name: Jen-chan
Email:----
Date: 01-Oct-98 11:52 PM
*Jen-chan is now very FASHIONABLY dressed in a turks attire (ala Elena outfit)*

*looks at card* *mumble mumble*Its in red crayon..and the handwriting... 0_o

*puts it in her pocket* ah well.....^^;;;;

*whistling James Bond theme and sweatdropping in VERY cramped tank*

I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING!

*Jen finally notices she is still hanging upside down,but dosen't care and starts whistling Heart Of Sword while the tank is moving*

humm...^^

Record 30
Name: Subito
Email:mail.the.mage@gmx.net
Date: 01-Oct-98 11:53 PM

*meanwhile, somewhere else*
*a slim man with grey hair is standing in front of a table.*
*clears his throat and puts his glasses right*
Profesor Twostein: Is se Flaing Monkee insane or ist he not? Sis is a quite interesting Question. It would seem to me sat he went krazy in se Moment the Roaches imprisoned him. Do you not agree? Nobody can wis-stand Imprisonment in a Roach Prison, even if se Roaches are human size.
Gosh, who was THAT? And what the heck was he doing here anyway? ^.~