Um yea!

[Subito and Johnny stand in the middle of a huge crater. Several remnants of what was Huitzil Zero before are scattered over the ground]

Subito: [pouting] Dammit, why do I always miss all the action? No fair!

Johnny: [shrugs] That´s life. [Looks into the direction Chatty´s EVA went] C´mon, let´s go and see what Chatty´s up to. And a little bit faster, this time. [Squints and looks closer] I think Shinobi and his cameos are following the EVA as well.

Subito: [sighs] Hai hai, I´m coming... But how can we get there in time?

Johnny: [With a loud *CLANG* Johnny transforms to Bike Mode] Hop on, I´ll get there in no time! [Smirks] We´ll ride the wind, babe!

Subito: Why didn´t you do that earlier?! BAKA!!

Johnny: Stop pouting and hang on, will ya? [Subito does so, and Johnny accelerates with a ear-deafening *WRRROOOOM* - from 0 to 200 in 3,4 secs...] Yeah, I missed this! The wind in m´face, the street below me, yeah! This is life!! What´cha say, Sub?

Subito: [Subito´s face is as white as snow] Rrrrrghh!

Johnny: [Zooms past some cars] Whoohoo! The Man is on the road again! Get outta my way! Yeeeha!

[Suddenly, a loud *Whee-Ow-Whee* can be heared. Johnny turns his head. Several police cars are following them.]

Johnny: Dang, it´s the coppers! Ha! See if ya can handle -real- speed! [The euphoric half-bike-cyborg speeds up even more, to barely sub-sonic speed. The police slowly falls behind] Yatta ne! Nobody catches Johnny The M--

Subito: WATCH OUT!!!!

[Just to fulfill the cliche, a truck comes out of a side street. Johnny instantly pulls up to a full stop, sending Subito flying through the air. She bangs against the truck, head first]

Johnny: [After changing back to Human Mode] Ow, that -gotta- hurt...

Subito: OOOWWWWW!!!!! JOHNNY NO BAKA!!

Johnny: Gomen ne, Sub. [The sirens draw near. Johnny looks around hastily] Aww, why don´t they give up fer once? Hurry up, Sub, they´re comin´!

Subito: [Rubbing her head] No, thanks!! I´ll rather walk!

Johnny: Arrr, don´t play offended right now, ´kay? If they catch us, we´re in for it!

Subito: [Crosses her arms] Correction: YOU´re in in for it. I had nothing to do with this.

Johnny: [Whinces slightly as the sirens come nearer and nearer] GoddammitHopOnOr--

Subito: Or what?

Johnny: AAAARRRRR!!!! [Runs around in circles] Fer gossake!! Someone help me!

---

Will Subito forgive Johnny? Will they escape before the coppers get them? And if they don´t: how high will the fine be? Stay tuned!

Mattaku: If you're wondering about WHY my name is Mattaku, guess. *waits and waits* Okay then. It's to tell the difference between me and Matthew. Anyway I like Mattaku better. *smiles brightly*

Akane999: Don't ask where he got the idea though.

Mattaku: Hey don't mind me, ask the weirdo writing this. *points at IRL Matt sitting at the keyboard typing away*

Akane999: *sweatdrops* Oi ve..... *sees the EVA* Uh...hun....what's that?

Mattaku: *looks at the EVA* Hey....that kinda looks like Tom's.... nah it can't be. *hears people in the background shouting "Chatty"*

Mattaku and Akane: Chatty...???

Akane999: *looks at Mattaku* Isn't she supposed to be some new age villian?

Mattaku: Yeah I think so....but Matt seems to be friends with her.... *shrugs* Let's go check it out. Seems that EVA is going SOMEWHERE......

Akane999: Where IS Matt anyway?

Mattaku: He's on vacation with the rest of the cast.

Akane999: And why didn't WE go?

Mattaku: Because we're supposed to stay and watch what happens around here. ANYWAY our writer *points at IRL Matt* needs some characters and since we're the newbies, we gotta do it.

Akane999: *sighs* Well we better get to it....

Well our intrepid duo go off and check on the EVA

IRL Matt: Gomen ne minna san. I've kinda been busy with prefinals. I'll try to be on more see ya in a few.

*Hugh "VoidStar" Davis regards the rapidly-growing crowd of people following Chatty-chan's Eva with an arched eyebrow*

Well, the more the merrier, I guess.  ^_^

Rei: Hai hai! ^_^

*VS presses a few switches on his Evangelion's control panel--he and Rei _are_ in their respective Evas, in case you forgot (and being followed by the mysterious Evangelion Unit Omega--and his custom-installed stereo system starts playing "Successful Mission", the Sabre Marionette J theme song*

Let's rock! If there's a battle, I'm ready, willing, and able!

*time passes,and the Jen-gumi,looking bored,are still waiting for a response*

*they were doing the most calm and interesting thing possible while waiting ...*

Pen-Pen:Go fish.^_^

arghhh!!You beat me 100 times!!!

Pen-Pen:Care for another round?

No thanks.-_-

*playing a card game*

Touji: *asleep*..ZzzzzZz..

Hikari:*chewing on some bubblegum*

(*bbbbzzzzzt---------*)

*stops,throwing the cards on the floor,on top of an unconcious Chu-Chu*

We're recieving a signal!!!!!!

Pen-Pen:Are you daft?Do something!

*flips on the communications screen*

unusual signal!!!!!Something unidentifiable is heading this way!

Pen-Pen:oro?^_^x

*glares at him*

Pen-Pen:*sweatdrops*

*WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING*

(*these words flash across the entry plug*)

ACK!!!

Pen-Pen: alert the others!!!!

*Jen switches the blurry communication screens back on quickly*I think we have an intruder,an object,heading towards us!My EVA's going nuts!!!

Void-san,does your radar or communication screen identify the object nearing closer?We need data,fast!!

*so waiting for a response,Jen tries to calm down and flicks on "Reality Check" and listens to it from the EVA-R soundtrack in her Evangelion*

Just in case there's a battle..^_~ (note:My favorite Eva:R song!)

A  SHORT  EPISODE  IN  SHINOBI'S  PERSONAL  (UN)REALITY...
JUST 'TILL ANYTHING HAPPENS

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*There is a stage, and the stage is dark, the darkness is heavy, and softly and slowly music starts to play... it could be Dante's Prayer, it could be Enigma, it could be any number of songs... its soft music -*

Shinobi:  Awww, crap, this doesn't bode well...

*Then suddenly light stabs down from above, sharply illuminating a circle of the bare wood floor.  In the circle is a plain folding chair, and on that chair sits Shinobi, in full uniform and sitting with an almost palpable slackness*

Shinobi:   Hey, just like the last two episodes of Eva... i wonder when the relentless psychoanalization starts...

Voice:  You failed.

Shinobi:  There it is...

Voice:  You hurt the ones you love.

Shinobi:  *The sarcams dissapears* I didn't.

Voice:  You did, you know you did.

Shinobi:  No, i didn't mean to... i tried. *The mask dissapears, uncovering his face*

Voice:  You all but meant to.  You didn't try and you have the ability.  That is worse than failing because of weakness.

RL-Shinobi:  No, i couldn't, i didn't have a goal.... it didn't feel right.

Voice:  Excuses, excuses, it is now time for you to lie in the bed you made.  It is time for you to become what you should be and grow up.

RL-Shinobi:  No.  It isn't time for that, not by years yet.

Voice:  That is wrong, it is time now.

RL-Shinobi:  Argh, you can't force me to.  The world can't force me to.  *The ninja outfit becomes a ratty t-shirt and faded jeans*

Voice:  There, the illusion is gone.  Be who you are, and now give it up.

Brooks:  No, i refuse, you can't take that from me.  *Falls forward into a kneeling position*

Voice:  It is why i am here.

Brooks:   Leave me this.  Please.

Voice:  No.   You can not stop me you have lost all of what you call your defenses

New Voice:  But i can. And i am the most poerful.

*A young boy appears, in an adjacent circle, he is a small kid, in patched overalls with cowlicked hair, and tanned skin.  He walks into Brook's circle and places a hand on the stricken man's shoulder.*

Soul:  Know that his power is as mine, and i am nothing but limitless power.

Voice:  You are what i am here to take.

????:  BUT ME, YOU CANNOT DEFEND AGAINST, NONE CAN.

*In a third circle, a figure appears, all that can be seen is a black cloak, with one small white hand (not bone like expected, but a normal hand) holding a scythe.  (And for some reason, death speaks with a soft feminine voice)*

Voice:  You would protect this one?

DEATH: YES, I WOULD, NOW BACK AWAY.  THIS IS NOT RIGHT.

*Death places her hand on Brooks's other shoulder*

Voice:  I am here to take what should not be.

*Supported by the boy and by Death, Brooks risies*

Brooks:  No, i agree, this isn't right.  Get ye gone.  I have not failed.

Voice:  But you have *Weakly*  You know in you heart you did,

Soul:  Begone.

Voice:  But...

DEATH:  BEGONE.

Voice:  Failed...

Brooks:  Begone.

Voice:  You haven't gotten rid of me, i will alway be here.

DEATH:  NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

Brooks:  Thank you.

DEATH: ANYTIME.

Soul:  You lost this *Hands over ninja suit*  You will need it. Go back and have fun while you can.

Brooks:  Good advice.  Thanks again.

Soul:  What else could i do.

DEATH:  YEAH, LIKE WE CAN REMAIN IDLE.

Brooks:  Thanks anyway.

Soul:  Enough of this... go back and help with the Eva and the invasion.

Brooks:  Oh, so _that's_ what's up...

DEATH:  YES, NOW GO ENJOY IT.

Brooks:  Yes, i think i will... l8er on people, and D, you may be cameoed soon.

DEATH:  JOY.

*We now return you to your regularly scheduled reality, This dream is _over_*

---

So yeah, i got bored and more than a little messed up.  Sorry if i get too sombre here, just give me a second.  (my horoscope said i'd have ups and downs today).

*VS jumps back in surprise as Jen-chan's comm screen pops open without warning*

ACK! O_O;;; Oh, it's only you, Jen-chan.  ^^;;; Sorry, my Eva doesn't have anything like that....er, is Asuka around? Unit-02 has a pretty nice set of sensors.  All I've got is the basic radar equipment all Evangelions have....

Rei: Although....Unit-Omega has been warning us of something.  We're not sure what's going on, but we're ready for battle, just in case....

---

*Slowly, Shinobi awakens...*

Shinobi:  *Yawn*  Hmmm... what a very strange dream...

*Glances left*

*Glances right*

Shinobi:  I had no idea we had beds in the tank... ah well, 's all good, i guess. Good driving, Bub.

Bub:  Arrrghh, ggrrrooowwwlll....

Shinobi:  I almost understood that, scary.

*Shinobi wanders from the bed over to the open area in the back*

Clone:  G'morning, these hotdogs are quite good.

Shinobi:  Aren't they just?  Seph makes a killing in that bidness, that's for sure.

Lyric:  Hey, boss, nothing new to report, the Eva is still there.

Shinobi:  Lyric, you were up all night with the Clone?  And he didn't try to kill anybody?

Lyric:  Voodoo was here for a while, but then she went to set up camp or something.  And no, he's been non-psychopathic for a while.

Shinobi:  Ah, good sign, good sign.

Clone:  Of what?

Shinobi:  That you, my blue haired friend are making progress...

Clone:  There's still that clone-angst thing.

Lyric:  You are telling ME.  He talked the ear off poor Seph... i think we'll keep him away from anybody else who had a clone experience.

Shinobi:  Good plan.  Well, continue scanning the Eva for any analagous readings... well, more so than before, and a weird dream told me to get ready for an invasion... until then i'm just killin' time.

Bodai:  And learing how to use that magic!

Shinobi:  Can't weasel out of it this time?

Bodai:  No, now lets go.

Shinobi:  Ok, ok...

---

The Continued Tribulations of Flying Monkey

*somewhere in the vast neon and steel jungle that is the city*

FM: *clinging to the side of a building for dear life* Damnit! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I don't believe this crap!

Floyd: *floats up next to him, using his new anti grav boots* What is it?

FM: *points wildly at a window* Look in there.. what do you see?

Floyd: *peers inside* I.. uh.. don't see anything.

FM: EXACTLY! There's nothing here!

Floyd: Was.. there supposed to be something here?

FM: Well.. uh.. yeah? This is the city! There's always suspicious things happening here!

Floyd: Ummm.. so what made you come here? To this particular building?

FM: I.. had a.. feeling something would happen here.. tonight.. I guess.

Floyd: Don't you think you should maybe have a LEAD before you come investigating strange high rises?

FM: I refuse to take criticism from a talking dustbuster.

Floyd: Now you're just being petty.

*Suddenly, FM's com link beeps*

FM: *answering the com* Yeah, what is it, Fink?

Fink: I'm hungry.. can we go home soon?

FM: *grumble* Yeah, yeah.. just let me get down from here first..

Fink: Okay..

*FM begins his slow descent down the building, using really neat suction cup glovey things*

Floyd: *continues hovering beside FM* I'm really not one who criticizes, usually.. but..

FM: Shut up, Floyd, or I'll use you as a lawn gnome.

Floyd: Er.. point taken, sir.

*After what seems like an eternity, FM and Floyd make it back to the bottom where Fink, Race, and the newest recruit, a renegade, reprogrammed Huitzil, are waiting*

Race: So you didn't find anything, huh?

Floyd: Nope.

FM: *grumbling* You can all go to hell.

*Jen and the rest of the very deranged and unhappy Eva and Xenogears characters are all asleep..well,some were asleep,Chu-Chu was molding,and Jen was hacking busily at the computer...

Jen:*bangbang*ARGGHHHH!!!!

Yumi:Geez,Jen don't have a heart attack!We'll find out this mysterious force sooner or later!!O_o;;

Jen:*arches eyebrow*Well,I tried to come in contact with Asuka,but she wasn't in her Evangelion ... besides..she seems moody lately ^^;; *mumble*

Yumi: NOW WHAT THEN!?!?I'm getting tired of waiting,and Chu-Chu is molding!>_<;;;

Jen:ewww ...I didn't really need to know that Yumi..

*So both of them wait,while Jen pratically shoves her hands into the buttons in frustration and stress*

Jen: *stops hitting buttons and hacking around* I say we should wait for Chatty .... I bet Eva-A is equipped with high radar and sensors...^_^;;;

Chu-Chu:......

All:*sweatdrops*

*Suddenly,out of a mysterious subspace hole,Emerelda,the green-haired wonder from Xenogears pops out,looking quiet and mysterious ...*

Yumi: Are you a smurf?^^;;

Emerelda:*looks at Yumi quietly,and speaks so softly Jen has to inch over to hear it*...smurf...?

Yumi:You have no sense of humor whatsoever do you?@_@

Jen: I was thinking more of Vincent's girlfriend ^^;;;

Emerelda:I don't know what you are talking about.....!

Jen:nevermind--^^;;;

Jen:Waitaminute!Aren't you the ((spoiler))Angel of Mystery or something?

*so who IS this mysterious women,friend or foe?Will Jen ever find out what the strange signal is making her and Hugh's Evas going insane?Is Emerelda's Vincent girlfriend?

...err..joke..joke..^_^;;;;;;;