Subito: Whoa! Whatever happened to us?
Johnny: Hmm... you got yourself involved in that CAPOW-thingy, remember?
Subito: Damn, yeah! And I was assimilated! *does the victory stance* SUGOI!
Johnny: Yeah, but not without submitting an exact copy of an existing chara before ...
Subito: Hey, it wasn´t on purpose! Elfish mechanics aren´t all that common, ne?
Johnny: Well, if you put it that way... I guess not.
Subito: See? *piku* Erm... Johnny? What happened to our colors?
Johnny: Dunno... let´s ask your Super Ego.

Subito: *turns and looks directly into the camera* Well?
Super Ego: Umm... err... ^^;;; I´ve forgotten the code!
Subito: *sweatdrops* And you call yourself a Super Ego?
Super Ego: Gomen!!! I´ll remember them, I promise!!!
Subito: That´s a good Super Ego! And now: go on with the story!
Super Ego: Hai! Immediately!!

Johnny: Anyways, after that´s settled: can we get back to EGC action? Seems like Chatty´s back at least.
Subito: Really? *looks up at Chatty´s EVA* Sugoi! Was about time.
Johnny: Sodune, sodune.
Subito: Nani?
Johnny: I meant: That´s right.
Subito: I knew that! I knew that!
Johnny: Yeah, sure...

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Super Ego: I´m SO embarassed!! Forgetting the colors of my characters! How could I? I better remember them before Sub-chan get´s really angry...
Subito: Did I hear that right? Did you call me "Sub-chan"?
Super Ego: Uh-Oh...
Subito: Baka!!! *draws a HUGE Mallet from Hammerspace*
Super Ego: *Gulp* Help!!

Super Ego: Phew! I remembered the colors again before Subito got angry... lucky me! ^^;;;;
Subito: You can say that again, Ego...

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Johnny: So, what do we do now?
Subito: Hmm ... May be we could lend Shinobi a hand with that Huitzil-thing. Not that I think he couldn´t handle it alone, gosh no! But I wanna have a piece of it, too!
Johnny: Then it´s you and me against HUITZIL ZERO, THE DOOM OF ALL LIVING THINGS!!!!
Subito: ... *sweatdrop*
Johnny: What´s it now? WHAT??
Subito: N-nothing.. let´s just get on with the action.

*and so, Subito and her cyborg companion Johnny "The Man" are off to get a piece of the action!*

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Super Ego: *grml* They´re having fun and I´m freezing my butt off in here. Can´t someone turn on the heating?

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*Shinobi and his More or Less Evil Clone are locked in combat with Huitzil Zero*

Clone:  Hahahaha... nothing like a good fight to get the blood pumping!

Shinobi:  You are insane, aren't you?

Clone:  Clones are supposed to be imbalanced, right?  I mean look at Claude, i mean Cloud...

Cloud:  Hey! I resent that, and i'm not a clone, i don't think...

Reno:  That's right... the whole clone thing was just kind of a saying of...

Shinobi:  No spoilers, please *Glares*

Reno:  Sorry, sorry... that was going to be my parting shot, i am going to leave your employ, and become a public cameo now...

Lyric:  Well, don't expect a fanfare... any other deserters?

Mat C.:  Well, Rand kinda needs me to lead Shen an Calhar again... i'll be off too.

Shinobi:  Ah well, we still have Lyric, Bub, Voodoo, Bodai, and my Clone.

Huitzil Zero:  And Huitzil Zero, the Doom of All Life breathing down your neck!

Clone:  Ah yes, that's right... the giant robot... well, lets get it!

Shinobi:  You sound more and more like me with every passing second...

Clone:  Take that back... and i mean now.  I get to kill you when this is all over...

Shinobi:  Sure sure... lets end this invasion anyhow...

Jem:  Can i help, can i can i can i???

Clone:  Ergh, its too cute, how can i say no?

Shinobi:  It's "kute" with a "k" buddy... attack the robot, everybody!

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See Shinobi and his group and the clone,
See them attack the Huitzil,
Attack Shinobi, Attack!

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Yes, that is ASCII art, and yes i am that bored... pity me, pity me...

Oh, and you'll need Courier New to see that correctly... and if you don't have it, then you have on messed up version of windows... or you use a *Shudder* Mac

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(*At the EGC Bar ...*)

Reno: (*to Edge*) Anyway, this one-legged dog walks into a bar ...

(*Suddenly, the doors burst open and in march the Turks, dressed entirely in a white version of the Turks uniform ...*)

Elena: Reno-san!

Reno: Wha...? (*turns*)

Elena! Rude! You're here?

Elena: Of course we're here! We've been here since forever!

Reno: Really? Huh. What's with the white uniforms?

Elena: It's a temporary uniform for protection from evil spirits.  White with Shinto ... uh ... thingers on the shoulder.

Rude: You're not going to believe what Stephen's predicting now ...

Tseng: (*running*) Hey, don't forget me!

Reno: (*piku*) TSENG?! But you're dead!

Tseng: Well, uh ... Hojo fixed that, kinda ... ^^;;

Reno: Uh oh ... it's not a Tseng-Bub sorta thing, is it?

Elena: (*beaming*) No ... it's Battle Angel Tsengy! (*hugs Tseng*)

Tseng: Ack! Elena, not on the job! Not on the job!

Elena: Oops.  Sorry Boss. (*lets go*)

Reno: Wow ... didn't even need the Jaws of Life that time!

(*STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP*)

Elena: What's that?

Tseng: (*looking out window*) Dead Man Walking.

Elena: Nani?

Tseng: Err ... it's Eva A.

Elena: Oh.

Rude: ........

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(*meanwhile, in Eva A ...*)

Mana: Stop and desist, demon! I am the angel Ma--

WILL. YOU. SHUT. UP. ALREADY.

Mana: No, I will not!

Look -- the Fifth Impact has started already, and if I don't warn anybody before its too late, there's going to be a puddle of humanity flooding all the --

Kensuke: But you possessed Joseph, y'know ...

(*squirming*) Wasn't any way around it.  Would've asked first if I had a chance ... but cold water'll fix it in a flash, anyway ...

Kensuke: Huh?

Jo-chan.

Kensuke: Oh ... it's a Jusenkyo thing ...

Mana: Look, I don't care about this Jusenkyo schmenkyo stuff.  You're a lying demon and I'm going to have to --

A) I'm not a demon, I'm a damned soul, and B) better check with Lilith before you do that ... ^^;;

Mana: (*piku*) Lilith?

You know Lilith? Well, I know REI ...

Kensuke: Hey! Then he's okay after all! ^_^

Mana: (*skeptical*) Oh yeah? Then, if you're just a damned soul, how'd you get out of Hell?

(*sigh*) There's a rip in Hell leading to the EGC.

Mana: (*eyes widening with shock*) A rip in Hell?

Kensuke: N-nani?! H-how big is it?

(*bowing head*) Big enough for another invasion ...

Kensuke: Another one? Good grief ...

Mana: And this ... is part of the Fifth Impact?

(*still looking down*) Hai.  That's what I'm trying to tell everyone.

Mana: But ... how ... (*looking up*) Look, I don't know how Miyu did it, but she did.  And when it happens, it's the last thing before the blast.

Kensuke: BLAST?!

To destroy all non-Lilim lifeforms and to reduce mankind to the quinta essentia -- the fifth element, a.k.a. L.C.L. ...

Kensuke: Hey ... I think that happened to me once, in that fanfic where I was 8th child ... Really? You, an Eva pilot?

Kensuke: (*sheepishly*) Well, no ... that fanfic also happened to suggest Mana was just another incarnation of Tabris, so --

Mana: (*furious*) I am NOT Tabris! I am the angel Manna!

Mana & Manna? Boy, is that a bad cover-up ...

Mana: Hey, it makes more difference in the Japanese, okay?

Err ... yeah, sure, whatever.

Mana: It's true! Really! Look it up!

Are you a fanfic character? ^^ Mana: Actually, no.  I'm from an official Evangelion game, Girlfriend of Steel.

Kensuke: But you're not an Angel in the game per se ...

Mana: Oh, shut up.  Just shut up.

Wait ... if you're the angel Manna, aren't you supposed to be sweet and kind and all that semi-Belldandyish stuff?

Mana: Yeah, but you guys are really pissing me off.  Especially Kensuke.

Kensuke: Heh heh heh ... fire ...

Ooookay ... (*looks at viewscreens*) We're here at the bar, and no sign of the angels ... damn, where the heck are the Shito Sentai?

Mana: (*points*) That way.

Uh ... well, you're an angel, so I guess you'd be right ... or whatever ... or wasn't I going to the bar? What was I doing again? (*piku*)

Kensuke: Warning people about the Invasion from Hell and the Big Boom.

Oh yeah.  Shito Sentai.  Aoi, Kaworu, Rei, Tenkei, Voids, Kii ... no, wait, Kii's not a Shito Sentai ... damn, this is messing with my mind now ...

Mana: Serves you right, damned soul.

(*pissed*) Don't get Holier-Than-Thou with me, ma'am! I know where the ejection switch is!

Mana: !

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Reno's a public cameo now? Oh, neato cool type ... err ... blah blah blah [insert random rave]! Shinobi, help! I'm tempted to bring in Chancellor D'Epargner! (Heaven forbid ... no, wait ... heaven forbid Potega ... but still ... chara overload not a good thing ...)

Rei: Okay, Hugh-chan, following is getting us nowhere.  We've gotta talk to Chatty-chan, and get the rest of the Sentai--er, Hugh-chan, are you all right? ^^;

*Hugh "VoidStar" Davis appears to be staring straight ahead at nothing at all*

....

Rei: Hugh-chan! Snap out of it! There's something weird going on here! For one thing, I'm picking up no less than _four_ separate energy signatures from Chatty-chan's Eva!

*VS blinks a few times* Nani? Oh, right! Sorry, Rei-chan, but for a minute there, X and I felt something odd....

Rei: That's the second thing.  You must be picking up distress from Omega too....

Hai, I am.  *Looks into the side screen, which shows a picture of the mysterious three-eyed Evangelion* X is going nuts.  >_< Quiet _down_, X! We're gonna deal with it! Remember, if there's a fight, Omega's stronger than either you or 00.

Rei: *Smirks* In any event, I'll get in touch with Chatty-chan's Eva.  *Taps a key on her control panel and opens a communications screen* Chatty-chan, are you--*Blink* What the _HELL_ is going on?!! Kensuke, what are you doing in Eva-A?!

So, now what?! Are VoidStar's relatives gonna crash the party in EGC? Will Mana ever stop yelling at Chatty? And how will Mana react to finding out what half of VoidStar's genetic code is made up of? Find out soon, on EGC!!!

*flipping on the communication screen,she finds the same shocking results---*

Manna?!?!Chatty?!?!Fifth Impact?!?!

What the heck?!

*it seems that Jen has overheard Chatty's 'interesting' conversation*

*she ponders for a moment,thinking...*

*of course,she wasn't going to sit there!She knew she could do SOMETHING to prevent the Fifth Impact,she just needed to know what*

Pen-Pen: Quark!Quark!

*Jen stumbles over when she notices on the side of her entry plug,a small little hot-spring penguin is biting at her plugsuit*

PEN-PEN!?!?

Pen-Pen:Wark!

^^;; heh.

Yumi:wahhhh~~!!!This place is too cramped!>_<

Touji:Yumi no baka!!!!

....what the heck are you two doing here?¬_¬

Don't ask _ME_!!!This girl here stuffed me into this entry plug!!!!!

How did you get into my entry plug?*snorts*

Yumi: You left the hatch open.^_~

.....oh...^^;;

Yuri:baka.

Pen-Pen:WARK!WARK!

OK!!!I think this place is a little _TOO_ crowded!!!!

Who am I going to throw out of here first?*ponders and gazes around*

Yuri,Touji,Pen-Pen: *Point at Yumi*

Ok!!!*whack*

*an echoing noise vibrates around the area*

AIEEE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-------------------------- *5 seconds later...*

ok,being serious guys,how are we going to help Chatty with this Fifth Impact?

Pen-Pen:I say we devise a plan!

^^;; I think I've been breathing too much LCL...

Touji:*nods solemnly*You poor thing,we're having dillusions.

Pen-Pen:*shrugs*whatever.

Yuri:bakas.

how about we..devise a plan with Chatty first?^_^;;

Pen-Pen: Excellent idea!!!

*sweatdropping,Jen switches on the communications switch,and--*

Pen-Pen: Allow me.*waddles over*

sure.^^;

Pen-Pen:Greetings!This is Pen^2!

Pen-Pen:I would like to ask of you if we can help with this unfortunate problem!Beer cans are appreciat-----QUARK!!!!

Touji:*incredulous look*beer cans?Pen-Pen eats beer cans?!

Hikari: *pipes up*You should see him with the instant noodles!^_^

~_~;; anno..Konnichi Wa Chatty-san!We're available for help!Even though--

Ruri:baka.

*Chu-Chu suddenly jumps in and turns off the communication button and starts hopping around the entry plug*

*turns on the communications again* ARGHH!!You little brat----no..I wasn't talking to you Chatty!I was talking to Chu-Chu?Who's Chu-Chu?eaghhh--!!!

*wumph*

*Jen suddenly gets knocked in the back by a mad,insane Chu-Chu*

arghh..stupid little Chu-Chu!!!!*starts choking it*snap out of it!!!

Chu-Chu:CHU~!!!

Touji:ok!We're ready for orders!

All:*sweatdrops*

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*Shinobi and the Clone are engaged deeply in battle with Huitzil Zero when...*

Shinobi:  *Glances back*  What tha?!  *Grins*  Chatty's Eva is moving, which means Chatty's back!

Huitzil Zero:  And right behind you stands Huitzil Zero the -

Voodoo:  Yeah, yeah, yeah... Doom of All Life...

Huitzil Zero:  You remembered!

Clone:  What's a Chatty?

Shinobi:  I'd tell ya the stories but that'd take _far_ too long... nevertheless, lets take this joker down and find out what's up with that perambulating Eva, k?

Clone:  Ummm... Sure!

*Shinobi draws his arm back, holding the staff like a Javelin and launches it right at the giant robot*

Shinobi:  Take that, you foul collection of clattering cogs and crankshafts!

*The staff embedds itself in the center of the robot's chest*

Shinobi:  !CHARGE1

Bodai:  That's not really a spell...

Shinobi:  Sure it is, just watch.

*The staff begins to glow a bright, searing white*

Huitzil Zero:  Ow!  Ow!  Ow!  Warm!

*Then a high pitched resonating noise kicks up*

Shinobi:  Ow, i had no idea it was gonna do that...

Voodoo:  Well, ya coulda tested it!

*Then, finally, a titanic explosion occurs, shaking the ground, leaving a huge crater and a rain of little Huitzil parts*

Lyric:  Think ya used enough dynamite, Butch?

Shinobi:  Shut up.

Clone:  There, that's the one Butch and Sundance referance you will ever see in the EGC... hopefully.

Shinobi:  'Till, i make another one, that is.

Voodoo:  So, ya think its dead?

Jem:  i donno, it could be...

Shinobi:  Well, on to the next line on the agenda, trekking over to the Bar, getting Lyric to call up Chatty's Eva, and catching up on anything we've missed.  Bub, bring the tank around.

Bub:  Grrroooowwwwlll...*The zombie shambles over to the tank, climbs in, and drives it over to the group*

*Shinobi and the group pile in, and depart for the bar*

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Yeah, i scrapped the sig idea, mayhaps i can put it in the Reg Profiles segment of this page *Grin* Ya never know...

And now, on to the next challenge for our intrepid adventurers... whatever that may turn out to be *Grin*

Heh, and about Cameo Overload... i don' think i can stop ya.  i'm having to toss 'em to the wayside, as i just relized i have about 50 too many...

Voodoo:  Don't even think about it!

Shinobi:  Who, me?

Lyric:  Yes, you, we've been here for a while, and we're gonna chill, k?

Bub:  Arrrrrggggghhhh!

Shinobi:  Fine, fine...

*A small shadow walk down back to EGC*

*Its been a while since he's been there.*

*He sighed, he was finally back to EGC*

*Suddenly..... He tripped over something and Fell down*

???: ITEE! =@o@= Meeeeoooowwwwwwwwww......

*Sits up*

*Aparently, it's a cat!*

???: neeeeoowwww..... =>_<= Baka! ......... *Sweatdrops and looks around, licking one of his front feet* ...........Now where could she--- =O_O= WHAT THE---?

*The cat stares at an EVA* ???: ...?

*Suddenly, and Explosion makes his jump back and turn around, hissing*

???: ...??! Shinobi-san? O.o It must be...he's the only one with the never ending supply of explosive----- AHG! *CLANG* *pieces of robot fall at his side* =@-@=;;;;

???: =>_<= ...............etto.......... *Looks at his paws* =O_o= how is she gonna know Im _me_ if Im like this??!? ...............  *looks back at Shinobi, who is now In a tank, he decides to follow them*

*Pant pant huff* WAIT! *When he is finally near it, he jumps on it* DAMMIT! WHY DO YOU MAKE JAY SO MUCH???! =>_<=

Jay-Neko: *huff puff huff* =~~=;;

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*Neko-Jay is sleeping on the back of the tank unnoticed*

Neko-Jay: .....z..........zzzz.............zzzzzzz.............tunaaaaa..................fishies...........

*A brief explination of whats happened: On his travels, he made Suzuki Mayumi mad and got turned into a cat for 3 days. Her curse works with Salty Water (They were on the beach), so whenever he touches salty water Jay turns into a cat. Yes, kinda like Jusenkyo curse... :P BUT he will saty in that form for 3 days! ..............Ill write a story about it later... :P Just thought youd like to know why Im a caaaat!*

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*Shinobi and Crew are driving the tank toward, where else, the Bar*

Shinobi:  *Sigh of contentment*  Another victory for Truth, Justice, and Automatic Weapons!

Lyric:  Everything's back to normal. Damn!

Voodoo:  But a party beckons!

Lyric:  Ah, a few days of inspired lunacy, whoo hoo...

*After a while, at the Bar*

Bub:  Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh...!

Plant:  ... (*Thinks*  He has a point there...)

Clone:  Wasn't there some problem with a Chatty, or somthing... ?

Shinobi:  Hey, that's right, Chatty's back or atleast her Eva moved!

Voodoo:  Well, we gotta go check that one out, its been a while.

Shinobi:  back to the tank people, its time to rock and roll yet again.

*The company pile back into the tank, and drive down the street to where Chatty's Eva stands*

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Aight, we wait for more instructions... without Jen's Comm Screen we don't have the foggiest what's going on.  I'll get the knowledge somehow, i'm sure.