Flying Monkey vs Ninja

ROUND 1

*Flying Monkey stands in the central core of the facility, facing down Coch'Rahn's robotic ninja*

FM: Don't think I'm afraid of you, Tin man.

Ninja: Fear is irrelevant. Only death matters.

FM: Very philosophical, Iron-Pajamas. *pulls out a lazer pistol and aims it at Ninja's head, then pulls the trigger*

Ninja: *appears behind FM, dodging the laser shot, and roundhouse kicks him in the back*

Coch'Rahn: Ha! You're clearly outmatched!

*FM recuperates and stands back up to face Ninja*

FM: Very nice.. I see we've got some teleportation device in there somewhere... we'll just have to get rid of that..

Ninja: You are weak. You will not survive.

*FM sweep kicks, catching Ninja off guard and knocking it down*

FM: Won't survive? Darn.. so much for my afternoon plans..

Ninja: *stands back up and performs some bizarre punch combination, throwing FM back against a wall*

FM: Uhhn...

Coch'Rahn: HAHAHA! At last!

*FM regains consciousness and manages to stand back up*

FM: That.. all you got?

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Next: Round 2! ^_^

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*BOOM  BAM  RAT-TATATATATA  !FLARE3*

Shinobi:  Well, that clears most of them out...

Voodoo:  That was fun!

Jem:  Wasn't it just?

Voodoo:  HEY!  You don't get agree with me!

Lyric:  Why do you two always jump at each other?

Bodai:  I've been wondering that very same thing myself...

*A Strange cloaked figure appears on the periphery*

Voice:  Hah!  You will never know the answer, as i have come to kill you all!

Shinobi:  Ummm... isn't that another post's gimmick?

Voice:  No, i am not, i am a direct and unique threat to you, Mage!

Shinobi:  Oh, me... i see, now shall i have to wait for a titanic battle and then face you?

Voice:  No, you shall face... YOURSELF!

*The cloaked figure ripps the cloak off revealing the face of Shinobi!  More or less...*

Jem:  Waitasec, he's supposed to be you?

Voice:  Yes, i am an exact Clone of you, and i shall be your doom!

Shinobi:  But, you don't look like me... you don't even _sound_ like me.  Do you smoke?

Clone:  Yeah... i do, but i'm trying to quit!

Shinobi:  No you aren't!  You are smokeing right now!

Clone:  Well i'll be damned, i am!  i never said i was successful.

Lyric:  And you have blue hair, he has brown...

Clone:  I was a rush job, ok, shut up!

Voodoo:  And your eyes... they are solid white...

Clone:  Hah!  I have you beat there... i see with a radar sence, all around myself at once!

Shinobi:  Ok, what's behind you then?

Clone:  Hah!  A table!

Shinobi:  And on the table?

Clone:  Ummm... a vase, full of... ummm... flowers?

Shinobi:  And what color are those flowers?

Clone:  DAMMIT!  I can't see color!  I'm blind, ok!

Shinobi:  Thought so... shall we battle then?

Clone:  Yes *Shoves Shinobi*  We shall!

Shinobi:  Oh, we are in the shoving stage, are we?  Well then, take this!  *Shoves the clone directly back onto Voodoo, who as she is on her hands and knees, trips the overly verbose copy*

Clone:  Oh crap!  *Clang*

Voodoo:  Serves ya right for wearing all that armor!

Shinobi:  Ok, everybody!  RUN!

*Everyone runs past the clone, further into the maze of corridors*

Jem:  Why'd we run from him, he was down!

Shinobi:  I donno... it doesn't seem right to kill him... and besides, i need a nemesis to plot my doom and such, it makes my life even more fun.

Voodoo:  Lets move on, then, and break more stuff.

Jem:  Sounds like fun!

Bodai:  And here we are again...

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The cyclical nature of life never ceases to amaze, doesn't it just?

_{Dragonknight and CO. are facing the might of the Huitzils, but now.. it seems like all the Huitzils have.. turned off?}

DragonKnight: Uhm... does anybody have any ideas what just happened?

Do you think it might have had something to do with that Huitzil Zero thing? *She looks around* Oh, By the way.. where did that Jedah guy go?

Good *scratch* riddance *scratch* sez I *scratch*

DragonKnight: Remind me to give you a flea bath when this is over....

*A large Clanking noise is heard from far away...*

DragonKnight: What the hell? *DK and CO run outside... and what they see makes thewir jaws drop*

Fee the wrath of Huitzil Zero...
Must destroy all life...

Oh boy...

_{What now? Can the EGC cast stop Huitzil Zero, and briong safety back to the city? Stay tuned...}

Another day. . . another time. . . another place. . . An interdimensional bizzare featuring exotic and down right strange items and objects (even people depending on where you go).

Dave: *flipping through money*

Toru: You make me sick Dave. . .

Dave: What? That I sold that dragon off by the pound?

Toru: *shakes his bandaged head* No, that isn't it.

Dave: *ponders* Because I used a spatula to peel you off the ground yesterday?

Toru: *shakes his head again* no...but THAT was annoying. . .

Yukiko: Is it cuz Dave was mean and beat up a poor defenseless and innocent dragon that just wanted to be our friend and share some tea?

Toru: *shakes his head* no. . .I just wanted a peice of the profits!

Yukiko: NANI?

Dave: Hmm...guess beer is on me tonight then eh?

Toru: Well yeah!

Yukiko: *sweat drop* Where did I find these guys?

Will Dave drink Toru under the table (again)? Will Toru apply for Accidental Weapons Discharge Insurance? Will Yukiko go back and buy that kawaii pink headband she saw a few streets back? Questions like this can only be found in REALM TRIPPERS (thank GOD!). :P

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*The Crew stands infront of a huge steel door, just ready to enter -*

Shinobi:  Ummm... could i talk about where we are about to go?

*Oh, sorry.  Sure ya can!*

Shinobi:  Thank ya much.  Now, according to he map, this shall be the very center of the maze, feel ready to fight the final battle against the evil robots!

Voodoo:  Thanks for the speach, oh great one, how's about you open the door...

Shinobi:  Fine, fine *Yanks the door open*  Prepare to face your door, Core of the Huitzils!

Jem:  That's not the core is it?

Mat C.:  No, prolly not...

Voodoo:  What tipped ya off, the overabundance of daylight, or the fact that THAT'S THE OUTSIDE!?

Shinobi:  Shut up!  Anyhow, i didn't read that map, new girl did!

Jem:  Did NOT!

Lyric:  Explaining why we are not at the center...

Bodai:  You all followed her 'cause you thought _she_ was leading, and she followed you 'cause she thought _you_ were leading... real swift.

Shinobi:  Hmmm... when did you go from intelligent benevolent teacher of the mystic arts to a bitter orb?

Bodai:  Can't remember...

Shinobi:  That's comforting, lemme tell ya.  So, back in the hole?

Voodoo:  Errr... no, i don't think so.

Shinobi:  Why not?

Voodoo:  Bigger fish to fry, metaphorically speaking.

Jem:  *Points at dormant Huitzils*  Why are all of these turned off?  *Smashes one*

Mat C.:  Forget that, what the hell is that thing!?  *Points at Zero*

Huitzil Zero:  I am Huitzil Zero, the doom of all living things, my wrath will dystroy all that draws breath!!

Plant:  ... (*Thinks*  Eep!)

Bub:  Grrrrroooowwwwlll!!

Voodoo:  Why the hell is _he_ worried?

Huitzil Zero:  Ahem... did you hear me!

Shinobi:  Yes, though there were some people who have no ears that may have missed it, JUST MAYBE!

Huizil Zero:  Look, i am the doom of all life, and now i'll kill you!

Shinobi:  Ummm... so ok, i was thinking...

Voodoo:  Pray for reality

Shinobi:  Shutup, ok, i was thinking... some of youse guys have giant robots, right?  Voidstar, you have about 50, and Skuld has mecha all over the place, and if Chatty ever straightens hers out, she'll have one too... and didn't Jen have Eva-05?

Mat C.:  Anyhow, ninja/mage-boy, back in the land where stories have a point...

Shinobi:  Look, ya wanna go back to D-WoT?  Anyhow *pointed glance at Mat*  As i was saying... somebody with a giant robot handle this, i am gonna go tackle my clone...

Clone:  *Huff*  I finally *Puff*  found you!  *Huff*  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

Huitzil Zero:  I am Huitzil Zero, flee my wrath!

Clone:  *Huff*  I justSTOPPED running*Puff*  Damn!

Shinobi:  Look, bro', how about we teach this giant robot the meaning of pain?

Clone:  I am not your brother, you are my prey!

Shinobi:  Fine then, be that way *Mutters*  I bet you couldn't take him anyway...

Clone:  What did you just say?

Shinobi:  Oh, nothing...

Clone:  I heard you!

Huitzil Zero:  Look, are you going to keep talking, or will you get it over with and let me kill you, i have to get rid of _all_ life, after all!

Shinobi:  Well, i gotta give it a whirl, so lets jump on it!

Clone:  Can i kill you afterwards?

Shinobi:  You can _try_...

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Well, battle is joined... one klone and one mage vs. giant ancient robot... wonderful... this should take about 5 seconds...

*Unaware of the new threat of Huitzil Zero, FM and Ninja continue their battle*

FM: *pulls out a lazer sword like object* Prepare to be recycled, you Mega Man reject...

Ninja: Your threats are meaningless. *jumps at FM and attempts to snap kick to the head*

FM: *easily dodges the kick and spins around, attempting to slice into Ninja* Hyah!

Ninja: *Teleports behind him and sweep kicks* Fool.

FM: *falls* Ooof! You'll pay for THAT one. *dons his steel claws and a infrared scope*

Coch'Rahn: What the devil are you doing?

*The battle continues, with neither fighters landing any serious hits...*

Ninja: *begins a teleport, preparing to appear to FM's side*

FM: *smiles, getting a lock on Ninja's heat signature with the infrared scope as he teleports, and quickly turns to face him as he reappears, shoving his steel claws through Ninja's chest.* Gotcha.

Ninja: GAaAH! *reels back, sparks flying* N-No!!! *staggers and falls down into the center of the core*

Coch'Rahn: NO! THAT'S.. NOT.. POSSIBLE!

FM: Sure it is.. I'm the hero, remember? *leaps up and grabs Coch'Rahn as the core starts to detonate*

FM: Now I have to save you, just so I can kick your ass later.

Hi! I'm back for today (damn modem's still broken ... grrr ...)

Hey, another invasion? Huh, and I was planning one myself.  Ah, well ...

Yuna-neko: Is Andromeda 3 going to kick any ass yet?

Okay, okay, fine! Andromeda 3 ... sheesh ...

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Ailith: Hutzils? Here? Goddamn it ...

Lina: Alright! Time to kick some ass! (chucks a few fireballs*)

Phyria: Liiiiina-saaan! We're supposed to be finding Yuna-neko!

Lina: Yeah, well ... the cat can wait, can't she? (blasts a few more hutzils*)

Amelia: Anno ... hey, where'd the android go?

Andromeda 3: Uh ... she couldn't stay.

Ailith: Waitaminnit ... aren't you ...

(*BGM Cue: the Sailor Moon theme song, or Tranzy [but that might make things obvious ^_-]*)

Andromeda 3: Hai! I am Sailor Andromeda, Third of the Andromeda Triad! (*pose*)

Phyria: (*to the "audience"*) Translation: "There's three Sailor Andromedas, and I'm one of them."

Ailith: But ... you were ... your soul was ripped into itty-bitty bits by Chthonia!

Andromeda 3: (*shrugs*) I got better.

Ailith: I'll say ... but what are you here for?

Andromeda 3: To get those people out of Eva A.

Amelia: Hey, how did you know there're people in there?

Andromeda 3: Uh ... a friend told me. ^^;;

Ailith: (*sigh*) Where's Jack, anyway? I don't want to lose him ...

Lina: Agh, quit being so naggy ... he's fine where he is.  Trust him, for God's sake! He is your husband, after all ...

Ailith: Yeah, but ... what if he meets another purple-haired sorceress that can morph into a big, purple, tentacled monster?

Phyria: Ailith-dono ... what are the chances of that?

Ailith: Okay, okay ... I guess I'm being silly again ...

Lina: I'll say. (blasts some more evil things*)

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(*Meanwhile ...*) Jack: (*slashing at Hutzils with his flame -- read: wavy -- blade sword*) Shit .. how many of these things are there?

Jenova: Who knows? Hundreds, thousands ...

Jack: Great, more things to slay ... (*hack slash hack*)

Fink: Why don't you just use a lance? I mean, you're one of the Silverlance family, aren't you?

Jack: Look ... after 15 years of getting trained in the art of "being-like-your-father-and-his-father-and-his-father-before-him", you want to do something different!

Jenova: So you became a Swordsman? Jack: Yeah.  Anything but a Lancer. (*SLAAASSSH*)

Jenova: Hey ... that was a good one!

Jack: Thanks! ^_-

Fink: Believe me, you're throwing your life away ... be a Lancer, you're -- QUACK -- born for it!

(*Everyone present, including the Hutzils, stop and stare at Fink*)

Fink: Uh, sorry ... the quacking's a habit.  Really. ^^;;

Hutzil: Oh.  Okay.

(*The fighting resumes ...*)

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(*Inside Eva A ...*) Mana: That's it! I'm breaking us outta here.

Kensuke: Uh .. Mana-san? You certain that's a good idea? I mean, ripping other people's Evangelions to shreds from the inside-out tends to be a _bad_ thing ...

Mana: Oh, shut up.  I'll just morph into Manna form and blast a hole out with my AT Field.

Kensuke: Can't you do that now?

Mana: Oh, yeah! (*grin*)

Joseph: NO! DON'T!! (*screams and holds his head*)

(*Mana and Kensuke sweatdrop -- which is quite an achievement when you're surrounded by liquid*)

Kensuke: Uh ... J..Joseph? You okay?

Joseph: Nngh ... (*head starts spinning around, "Exorcist"-style*)

Mana: (*eyes flashing red*) It's a demonic possession!

Kensuke: (*girly scream*) No! Save me, save me! (*cowers*)

Mana: I'll see what I can do ...

(*latches out and secures Joseph in place with her AT Field*)

(*Joseph's head stops spinning ... but when he speaks, it's quite clear that it's not him doing the speaking right now ...*)

Ouch ... and I thought hangovers were bad enough ...

Kensuke: J..Joseph?

Err, no ... Joseph can't come to the phone right now, but you can try to leave a message ...

Mana: (*shaking him viciously with the AT Field*) Speak your name and purpose, demon!

Aaack, s..stop sh..shaking me! My name is Chatty ... I'm a damned soul, not a demon, and I'm here to halt the progress of the Fifth Impact!

Mana: (*drops AT Field*) Fifth Impact?

Hai, the Fifth Impact.  Miyu started it, and it's already at least a third of the way through ... and if I'm not mistaken, there's a Hutzil invasion going on right now, right?

Kensuke: We don't know what's going on outside. Huh.  Well, let's fix that ... (*reaches out and flips a switch on the wall*)

(*The surrounding view monitors flash on*)

Mana: How did you know that was there? Well, Miss Unknown Angel, this is my Evangelion ... I built this thing, I pilot this thing, and I know where everything is in it ...

Kensuke: You're an Eva pilot? Yup ... 8th child.

Kensuke: (starry-eyed*) Wow ...

Mana: Baka! (*hits him upside the head*) This is a demon we're dealing with!

I already told you ... I'm a damned soul, not a demon. (*floats into the central "chair"*) Anyway, no time for quibbles.  I have to find the Shito Sentai before it's too late ... say, where are my cat-ears?

Mana: "Cat-ears"?

Eva Sensor Head Sets ... Linaly called them "cat-ears" once, and I've called them that ever since ...

Kensuke: (*pointing*) They're on your head.

Really? How long have they been there?

Kensuke: (*shrugs*) Since forever.  That Joseph kid puts everything on his head ...

Huh.  That probably means my Eva's been acting weird for the past ... uh ... however long you guys have been here. (*gripping the arm rests*) Well, when in doubt, head to the bar ...

(*Eva A lumbers down the street, heading toward the EGC bar ...*)

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HEEEY!! Linaly-chan! Great to see ya again! (*hug*)

So what does everybody think the best anime movie is because im new on the seen and i need some suggestions on what to watch. By the way i am 17 years old.

*As Chatty's Eva begins to move, VS and Rei wake up*

Huh?! Whoa, Chatty-chan's doing something!

Rei: *Smiles* At last!

*Eva-X and Eva-00 follow Chatty's Eva at a safe distance, with the mysterious third Eva close behind*

*finding out that her work is done with the Huitzils,and leaving the rest up to Shinobi and FM,Jen jumps into her parked EVA..unfortunately to find a ticket taped to the EVA's toe*

Miss,
You have parked your Evangelion in a no-parking zone.You must pay a 5,000 dollar fine.Thank you and Happy Thanksgiving!

*Jen grumbles and jumps into her EVANGELION,running after Void-san's,Rei's,and Chatty's EVA..*

eagghh..stupid lawyers..man..I always get the bad luck..*grumblegrumble* v_v.....

*So Jen stomps after,almost in a line,with the other EVA's*

Welcome back Chatty-san!^o^/