*FM hides behind a crate and reaches for his comm as a Huitzl guard passes by*

FM: I need to contact.. *blinks* My comm! It's not here!

*FM peeks up from behind the crate and takes a quick look, just long enough to see the Huitzl bend down and pick up his comm*

FM: Shit.

Huitzl Guard: Huh?

FM: Well damn.. looks like things are gonna hafta get messy. And this started out as such a nice jailbreak.

*Flying Monkey pulls out a Creeper Mine launcher and stands up*

FM: Okay, Rusty.. drop the comm and walk away.. then we can forget this incident ever happened.

Huitzl Guard: Intruder!

*The Huitzl starts firing on our hero, who quickly ducks for cover*

FM: Now you've gone and hurt my feelings... *waits for the firing to subside and stands up* I'm afraid I can't let that fly without retaliation. *Launches a timed Creeper right at the Huitzl's face*

Huitzl Guard: Erk!

FM: Boy, you're about to be spanked like a Singapore misfit. *ducks down as the timer reaches zero*

BoOoOoOoOoM!

FM: *stands up and dusts himself off as the Huitzl's head flies by* Don't say I didn't warn you, Rusty. *calmly walks over and picks up his comm*

---

*From behind the bar, join our hero, chatting it up with a space germ*

Lyric:  Invaded, yet again... *Sigh*  Least its not spiders or roaches this time...

Shinobi:  I mean really, we make major headway with the whole Eva A thing, and here's the Third Invasion, its robots or something like robots this time...

Jenova:  Yeah well, when life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

Shinobi:  No, i'd rather not... i think i shall have to send the lemons back, and ask for something a little more palatable, thankya much!

Jenova:  Wonderful battle cry, let me tell ya, and how exactly are you planning to repulse them without weapons?

Shinobi:  Without weap...?  oh yeah, i lost the ninja suit in the catacombs, and now i'm stuck in this plug suit and trenchcoat... damn... i need weapons!

Bodai:  Mage, your power!  Second Lesson:  summon weapons!  Just reach out and bring something of power to you!

*Shinobi closes his eyes and reaches his hands out, obviously concentraiting... then suddenly, a staff appears in his hands... a large mahogany affair capped with a ring about palm sized, interlinked with this are two smaller rimgs (its kinda Rezo-like, if'n anybody else watches "Slayers" only with two rings instead of four, and no silly orb on top)*

Lyric:  Wonderful... do we beat them with that thing?

Shinobi:  Ummm... this doesn't seem to be much of a weapon... i miss bieng a ninja...

Bodai:  Then summon a sword or something, that is a Mage's tool, useful for the distilling and focusing of energy.

Shinobi:  In other words...

Bodai:  It boosts your power!  Just reach out, gather as much energy as you can and toss it at something!

Shinobi:  Hmmm... 'zat Lesson #3?

Bodai:  Sure, whatever!

Shinobi:  DIE, EVIL... THINGS!

*Shinobi slams the staff into one of the Huitzls, arcing energy into the mass produced form, quickly overloading it*

---

*Meanwhile, across the bar, behind a table*

Voodoo:  I guess that's the signal, ATTACK! *Whips out her Uzi, and blasts one of the invaders*

Plant:  ... (*thinks*  So we just start slicing again?  Oh well, i wonder what's controlling these things...?)

Reno:  That tank would seriously come in handy right about now!

Voodoo:  No use wishing for what we can't have, right?

Reno:  I guess so, you just have to wonder where it got to...

---

*At that same time, across town*

Mat:  Hmmm... lesse, what can we do now...?  I wonder what this tank could be useful for...

Bub:  Arrrrgggghhh!

Mat:  Yeah, i guess it could beat down killer robots, but why?

Bub:  Grrrroooowwwllll!

Mat:  Over there?  Huh, who knew? Ok, blast 'em!

*BOOM!*

---

So i'm not subtle, so what? i obviously like breaking things, how bout this, FM and Jen, use this as something of a diversion and take out the command, or something? The plant has a point... i for one wonder who's controlling these things.

*Thankful for the diversion,Jen slips by the carnage,and runs into the command center,where all this madness and craziness is going to end!>_<;;*

*she fumbles in her pockets for her machine gun,and rummages through her pocket for some ammo,but----*

Damn.I ran outta ammo!!!o0(but slicing up those Huitzils sure was fuunnn!^__^)

*so she depends on her second back-up power*

*she starts her AT field up and creates small ripples,like an electromagnetic pulse,and the control room because instant slaughterhouse*

*Some Huitzil's drop dead instantly from the AT Field and machine parts fly all over the place,but THANKFULLY Jen is wearing a useful little plugsuit to avoid those sudden conk-on-the-head-attacks (-_-)*

*stepping foward while still starting up more AT fields,she searches for this so called 'leader' watchmacallitsomething,but cannot find the mysterious person*

*she spots a door,splits it in half quickly and peeks inside----*

What _IS_ behind that godforesaken door?!This evil being in charge of the Huitzins?The meaning of life?Macaroni and cheese?Free tickets to Disneyworld----

*cough,hack,sputter*hehe..^^;;;;;;

_{Huitzils everywhere, and a vampire lord at the door?! Jeez, life just plain sucks, doesn't it?}

DragonKnight: Okay, Jedah, you and me, one on one! Or are those chicken wings sticking out of your back?

Do you truly believe you can defeat me, you puny mortal? I am Jedah, lord of Darkness, and you are...

Does this guy ever shut up?

I think it's standard operating procedure for bad guys to talk their enemies to death.  *Scratch Scratch Scratch*

You arrogant little....

Subject name, Jedah.  Subject code, Vampire.  Orders: Non-Mayan life form.  Termination neccesary.  Have a nice day.

What?! I reactivated you! You can't do this!

DragonKnight:What is it with bad guys calling up ancient evil powers of destructiveness and expecting those powers to obey them?! Yeesh...  *DK cleaves a nearby Huitzil's head off... and turns in time to see Felicia about to get nailed form behind.*

*Felicia finishes tearing apart the Huitzil in front of her, and turns just in time to see the other one...* Oh no!

Terminate....

_{And now, what happens? Stay tuned... as the Huitzil invasion continues!}

*The story swings back to Flying Monkey, as he skulks through the halls of the somewhat generic fortress*

FM: *into Comm* Hello? HELLO? Is anyone there?

Comm: Ou est la bibloteque?

FM: Grr.. damn thing's busted.. AGAIN.

*Suddenly, an explosion knocks FM down on his ass*

FM:*Cough* What.. *Cough* What the hell?

*Flying Monkey looks up to see, looming over him, a Huitzil robot, guns ready*

FM: Ah shit.

Huitzil: Target... Flying Monkey... orders..

FM: I suppose it's a little to late to find God now.. so..

*Suddenly, from out of the smoke appears Floyd the Robot, holding what appears to be..*

Floyd: My Lil' Bastard Robot Reprogramming Kit!

FM: FLOYD!!!

Floyd: Hehe.. sorry about knocking you flat.. I thought there was a robot behind that wall..

FM: No problem.. say.. where did you come from, anyway?

Floyd: Well.. when you and Jen went missing, I wen't looking.. I guess I found you.

Fink: *walks out, in Lancer form* Hi, Mr. Monkey!

FM: Fink! Good to see.. Hey.. I thought you were a duck.

Fink: *shrug* I got better.

Floyd: Well enough with the reunion already.. let's find Jen!

*Suddenly, a group of several Huitzils rush into the room, alerted by the explosion*

Huitzil Guards: 3 Intruders... Designation.. 2 Humanoid.. 1 Robotic.. Orders.. Elimination..

*Jen swings open the door,and in teh middle,is the core heart of all the Huitzils..if she could wipe the core out..then we would NEVER have to worry about the Huitzils again!*

*unfortunately for Jen,it's heavily guarded (-_-;;;) so Jen quickly hides behind a barrel,and remembers something very useful*

DUH!I am such an idiot..THE CODEC!!!!!*Jen pages Flying Monkey on the Codec* (Gotta love 'em ^_-)

Baggy Pants to Flying Monkey!I have found the control core.REPEAT!I have found the control core....*waits for a response*

*Jen searches frantically for a weapon and notices an unused weird-looking gun being held by a Huitzil guard,and she grins*

*she grabs another grenade from her pocket,crouches behind some steel crates and throws it,as the Huitzil guard blows up*

*she quickly picks up the weird-looking gun and locks on the central core*

*she stares at the switches*

whaaaa...?Whats this button do?!?!@_@;;;

*Jen pushes the FORBIDDEN red button*

Gun: 5 seconds until rocket launcher missle impact..

AHHHH!@_@;; how do I stop this thing?!?!

5...

I'M GONNA DIEEEEE!!!;_;

4...

*searches frantically for a button*

3....

*giant humongus sweatbeads on her forehead*

2....

EAGGHHHHHHH!!!@_@

1.....

*Jen slams on a big button**SCREEEAAMMM!!!!*

termination......action disabled

*relief*@_______@;;;;;

*but now,a whole gang of Huitzils are gained up on her*

uh oh....*she grabs the gun,points it at a Huitzil,and makes shish-keebob out of it*

blam.Your dead.

*so Jen proceeds to kicking Huitzl asses and taking names*

Matt Z: Ugh...don't these things give up?!

Akane999: It doesn't look like it dearest. *shoots another set of robots*

Matt: I mean I thought you liked by shot at. *ducks and uppercuts a robot*

Matt Z: I LIKE this?! Are you insane?!

Ki: I guess it was just a thought.... *sinks into his shadow and pull one of the robots in with him*

Our heros continue their attack when someone grabs each one of them and takes them into the wall (?)

Matt: Now where are we?

Kamakiri: Is everyone okay?

Voice: Please, do not be alarmed. I'm here to help you.

Matt Z: You can help us by getting us outta here.

Voice: Please. *makes a portal appear* Take this gateway. It will lead you somewhere else.

Akane999:How do we know this is not a trap?

Voice: You will just have to trust me then...

Ki: Well I'm all for it. YEEHA! *jumps into the portal*

Matt: KI! *jumps into the portal after him*

Matt Z: MATT! *jumps after Matt and Ki*

Both Akane and Kamakiri look at each other.

Akane and Kamakiri: Men. *they jump in after them*

From the shadows a young girl and boy come out.

Boy: Are you sure you should have done that Scala?

Scala: I'm very sure Janus. Now come on before mother finds us missing...

Well that's it for today minna san! Have a great day!

*Flying Monkey, having been reunited with Floyd and Fink, continues his search for Jen*

FM: That Codec message I recieved said she was in the core.. where would that be?

Floyd: Probably in the center of the building.

FM: Okay.. that would help if I knew where WE were...

Fink: Not to be rude, Mr. Monkey...

FM: FM..

Fink: Eh?

FM: Just call me FM.. it's a lot more convenient.. say.. I still don't get how you're human again..

Floyd: Well.. we're not sure either.. we think it just worked its way through Fink's system..

FM: Oh.. I see..

Fink: Yeah.. well.. Like I was saying, FM, not to be rude, but it was hard enough to find you, so please don't be mean to us.

FM: I wasn't being mean!

Fink: Yes you were..

Floyd: Who cares who was being mean to who? We have business to tend to!

Good Huitzil: *Fzzt* Incoming intruders... Number: 10.. Designation: Huitzil-Model Robots.. *Fzzt*

FM: Ah damn.. company..

*As the group prepares, the Huitzils crash through the walls, surrounding our intrepid adventurers*

Huitzil: *Fzzt* Prepare for termination..*Fzzt*

Fink: *arms himself with the lance strapped to his back* We fighting?

FM: Hell yeah we're fighting!!! But first.. I have one more ace up my sleeve.. *calls to a hidden com-link in his sleeve* Monkey to Crazy-Man.. It's ON!

*suddenly, a vent above the group explodes, and down drops none other than..*

Race: Race Bannon.. at your service.. somebody call for a mechanic?

FM: Awww yeah.. now it's a party.

Floyd: Hmm.. the odds are 2 to 1, you know..

FM: Okay.. I promise not to hurt the Huitzil's TOO bad.

---

Hi, it's me, the narrator! I'm back! Didja miss me?

Anyways.. next : The Battle!

_{DK VS Jedah....  Who's gonna win?}

DragonKnight:Okay, Jedah... You messed with the best... you know the rest.

Do you think you can... *He gets cut off by a Huitzil shooting at him.* That was unexpected...

You stupid leech! *scratch scratch scratch* Can't you see they want *scratch scratch scratch* you dead too? I mean.. dead-again...

Besides... *She ducks a laser beam* You started these things... you should know how to stop them...

I... I...

DragonKnight: Don't tell me you DON'T KNOW how to turn them off?!

That is to say... I...

DragonKnight: For the love of...  Great, just great.  You numbskull... Why are bad guys always so DUMB?!

I think it's in the job description...  *scratch* Great, I think I'm getting Johnnie's fleas...

Attack success rating: 27%.  This is unit 90210 requesting activation of unit Huitzil Zero.  Authorization code 4457614439095165523344385.

DragonKnight: Huitzil... Zero? Why do I not like the sound of that?

I do NOT have fleas, Felicia... it's a nervous itch! *scratch scratch scratch*

_{Hutizil ZERO?! This can't be good... Stay tuned for more of the Huitzil invasion!}

*Jen is surronding by Huitzils as she quickly pulls out her SWG*

[bleep](Gotta keep the chatroom clean y'know?^_-)

*before she can pull the trigger,a Huitzil shoots a long ray from his eye as the strange weird gun (SWG) clatters to the floor*

Umm..nice Huitzil...?^^;;;;;;

*she carefully dodges out of the way of the ray beams,and crawls onto the floor,grabbing her SWG,placing it in her left hand,puts some ammo into it,and aims at them*

Locked on in..

5..
4..
3..
2..
1..

*and the strange looking gun emits a huge beam of light which slices through some Huitzils instantly*

Suggggoooiiiiii!^____^

*and she repeats the process*
*again..*
*and again..*
*and again..*
*..AND again*
*AND AGAIN!*
*AND AGAIN!!!>_<*

Fun!^o^

:CHU!!!!!

WHA?!?!?@_@;;; Oh no....

*Jen screams*

its..its..too..cuteee!>_<;;;

:Chu chuu...!^_^

*The _THING_ hops around Jen and follows her everywhere she goes*

@_@;;;......

*and now,Jen has a slightly obsessed fan following her everywhere she goes*

:chuuuuu!^o^