_{I'm sorry for posting the same thing twice, but I messed up the last one...}

DragonKnight blinks.. and when his eyes clear, he's standing in the middle of a dark Gothic looking town.

DragonKnight:What the hell? *DK draws his sword cautiously.* I don't understand.. what the heck is going on...?

Target sighted. Initiating attack protocols.

DragonKnight:What the... Isn't that Huitzil, from DarkStalkers?

Preparing lasers.. targeting system on-line. Place your weapons down, you have 15 seconds to comply.

DragonKnight:You crazy? *He launches hiw sword, blade first, at Huitzil, impaling it through the head. It falls back, and explodes.* Whew... I'm glad's over... with?

Huitzil 2 online. Lay down you weapon, you have 15 second to comply.

DragonKnight: Oh, great...

_{Well, it turns out the OV (Ominous Voice) has dumped DK into the DarkStalkers realm! What is he to do? Well, first, he'll have to deal with the horde of Huitzils coming at him.. Until next time!}

We open the scene as our heros go in search of food.

Matt: Ahhh.....uso....where the heck is the food.....???

Matt Z: You're asking me? I mean we've been looking for that dining hall for about two...*passes a room* FOUND IT!

Akane999: Waaaahhh!! Yayayayayayay!!!

Ki: All right, grub! *dashes passed them and through the door*

Matt Z: Hey wait for us!

Our remaining heros chase after Ki, only to be caught by some weirdo looking robots.

Matt: What the....? *sees Ki also captured* HEY! What the heck is this?!

Ki: *hair turns a bright red color* *eyes glow* LEMME GOOOOO!!!

Matt Z: *blows up into light particles, then reforms a short distance away* Hey you leave them alone!

Akane999: *pulls out her uzi and shoots the robot* DIE DIE DIE DIE!

A large robot flies after Matt Z, who then blasts said robot with a white ki blast. Akane is freed and begins shooting at the other robots, narrowly missing Matt and Ki.

Matt:Ack! She almost got us killed!

Matt Z: Don't complain, fight!

Our heros continue fighting the onslaught of robots. Our writer, *motions to RL Matt* had no ideas.

RL Matt: Yep that's right Mr. Narrator. I'm outta ideas for now, but will come back again with some. Ja ne minna san.

*Jen begins to stare at everyone and sweatdrops*

Ok,I'll help look for this tankthingiewatchmacallit with Shinobi,so I can use some of those extremley cool Metal Gear Solid tactics!:D

*Jen,um joins Shinobi in whatever the heck he's trying to do....sorry guys,I think I misplaced my brain.*

_{When we last left our insipid (THAT'S INTREPID, YOU BAKA!).. As I said, our intrepid hero, he was besieged by Huitzils form all sides...}

DragonKnight: Great... twenty Huitzils on each side, my sword on the other side of a group of them, and they all look really really angry... What's a knight to do?

All units, prepare for annihilation...  Unknown power surge detected.  Stand by...

DragonKnight:What the...

Stupid machines.. Growf! Use as chewtoys! Raoooooooowwwwrrrrr!!!!

Unknown DarkStalker, prepare for annihilation.  Have a nice day.

*grrrrr* I don't know who you are, but I believe this is yours! *John Talbain throws Dk's sword to him.*

DragonKnight:Thanks, J.T.! *He atacks the Huitzils, with John Talbain's help.*

*Thinks to himself...* J.T.? Well.. it does have a nice ring to it...  Wait! I wanna catch a bunny! Here, buny bunny bunny... Uncle Johnny's hungry!

_{Will Dk escape from the Huitzils with John Talbain's help? Will John catch that rabbit he always dreams about? Tune in next time...}

_{Once again, our insipid.. uh, excuse me, intrepid, hero is surrounded with robots, but this time, the were-wolf John Talbain is helping him out...}

Good thing I was here to help, eh? Grrr.... *J.T. rips the head off a Huitzil and leaps beside DK.*

DragonKnight: There's too many! What are we gonna do? *DK Cleaves one in half.*

Prepare for destruction... *The Huitzil is cut short by a furry White and blue form cleaving it in twain with her claws.*

Awww... not enough left to sharpen my claws on...

DragonKnight: I don't believe it... It's... It's.. FELICIA?! No way!!! *DK gets decked by a Huitzil as he's distracted.*

Concentrate on the fight, Sir Knight! Besides... these things destroyed my train!

Stupid.... grrr.... Annoying... grrr.... *John starts chewing on a Huitzil's leg.*

Energy spike detected. Source unknown. All functioning units retreat. *The Huitzils fly off.*

Awww... no more? *A wind picks up, swirling around...*

Ominous Voice (OV): Prepare thyself for another trip, DragonKnight.... But this time.. you shall have company!

DragonKnight:What?! Why are you doing this?! *DK, John Talbain, and Felicia get sucked into a vortex of wind.. and wake up in a bar.*

DragonKnight: Where the hell are we now?

Hey, I'm hungry... do you think they have rabbits here?

I hafta use the little kitty's sandbox...

_{Now what is DK to do? He's stuck in a bar in yet ANOTHER alternate dimension! Geez... Now what am I gonna do? I was all set to bring Jedah in for some butt-whooping... WAIT!!! I still can.... All it takes is some creative... Maybe I should stop thinking aloud.}

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*Hey, lets see what the missing troops are up to...*

Mat:  Ok, Bub, what're we gonna to tonight?

Bub:  Arrrgghh... Grrr... Growl?

Mat:  Cruise for chicks?  I mean we do have the kool tank and all, but we did that one last night... your arm fell off and scared them all away...

Bub:  Grrr... Heeeelllooo Aaaauuunnnntt Eeeeiiillleeenneee....

Mat:  Stop it, that's just kreepy talk.

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*Argh, enough of that, lets go back to Shinobi*

Voodoo:  Ummm... so we start the search at the BAR?

Shinobi:  Yes.  Yes we will, any problems?

Reno:  Nope... not at all... Barkeep, the usual!

Voodoo:  And while we're here, why not a hamburger? Jenova, one with everything!

Jenova:  Here ya go.

Voodoo:  Thankee

Bodai:  Hey, look, new guy, and he brought a werewolf and a cat-girl!

Shinobi:  New regs?  Killer.  *Claps hand on the kinght's back*  Well, welcome to E.G. City, AKA Insaity Town, where nothing is as it seems... myself i am looking for a M.I.A. zombie and a Wheel of Time Character, ya seen 'em anywhere about where ya been?  They may or may not be in a back and chrome tank, i can't quite be certain...

Lyric:  See Voodoo, searching the bar could hold leads...

Voodoo:  And food, and drinks, and something of a party... again...

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i may have to write in a comflict for Mat and Bub, any ideas?

_{Dragonknight and CO have just met up with Shinobi and Co...}

DragonKnight:Uhhhh... Hi...  I see.  So, that stupid voice sent me to another wierd place.. I hate his worthless guts...

I don't like the smell of this place...  What did you say your name was?

DragonKnight: DragonKnight... Pleased to meet you.

Now maybe you can.. grrr... answer another question of mine...  *J.T. scratches himself undignified, like a dog...* Stupid fleas...

Fleas? Eww, stay away from me.. But that's a good question.  How do you know our names? *Felicia looks at DK expectantly...*

DragonKnight: Uhhh... that is to say... uhhh...  Look, I'm really sorry for you two getting dragged into this.  I don't know what that Ominous Voice (OV) has in store for us, but...

I just hope no more of those *scratch scratch scratch* robots show up again...

*As if on cue, a horde of Huitzils bursts out of the floor.*

New orders acknowledged.  Eradication of all non-Mayan life forms commencing.

*A dark figure appears at the door of the bar.*

Hah hah hah... Tremble in fear, all ye who dare oppose Jedah, lord of the Darkness!!! Mwa ha ha haa.....

_{Well, the Huitzils go nuts and start blasting things up in the bar.. what're people to do? Stay tuned, as the "Huitzil Invasion" begins!!!!!}

Johnny: Oh, GREAT! Now you spilled my drink! Damned Hutzels!

Proto 4: It´s Huitzils, Johnny...

Johnny: WHATSOEVER!! Let´s blast´em!!

Ayla: Sugoi! Ayla thrash robot-thingies!

Boing Knight: Feel the wrath of The Holy Chicken! Boing! Ahahahahaha!!

Subito: *blasting a Huitzil to pieces* Damned buggers! It´s like fighting a Hydra! Everytime one´s down, two more show up!
Johnny: That´s mass production for ya, Sub.

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First spiders, then cockroaches, now Huitzils ... but invasions are normal in EG City, ne? ^_^

*and now for something completely different...*

*noticing these Hutzel thingies....Jen slinks around the corner,suspiciously*

Baggy Pants to..to......Flying Monkey!!!*on the com*

*static*--bbzzzzippP!!!ZzzzZzzZZzaappppp-----

*hisses at the com while a bunch of Hitzels look at her like she's a mental case*

Hutzel 1: What are you doing here?!?!

I..ermm...I'm the pizza delivery guy!0_o;;;;

Hutzel 1: *blinks*holding a com in your hand?

*sweatdrops furiously* I eerrrmmm....ya...seee....errrrmmm--this is for...for..for..*piku*.....its to contact the pizza headquarters..ermmmm...^_^;;;;;;

Hutzel 2: so give us the damnedpizzaalready!>_<;;;

*Jen pulls out her semi-automatic machine gun*

STOP RIGHT THERE OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!

((cue:open up!Its the NYPD!!^_-))

Hutzel 3: Oh come on..like _that_ thing will destroy us!*they inch closer*

*BLAM!BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!!*

*sounds of her machine gun*

aiieee..get away you petrified ugly goobers!!!!

yyyyuuucckkk!*notices the machine parts on her leg*I've got machine goo over my pants!!!

*Jen carefully slips behind a barrel and peeks at the Hutzels patrolling the area*

*she takes out a leftover grenade,and bites the lid off*

*she runs as back as far as she can and throws a couple grenades at the Hetzels*

*BOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!BOOOOMMMM!!!(and various sound effects)*

*pieces of Hutzel's go everywhere,including one that conks her on the head*

OUUCHHH!;_;

*she stops,and grabs a small remote on the ground*

Remote: bllippp--ZZzzzZzzzZZzAPPppp!!!!Hutzel 7 to Red Hutzel?Are you inn?blizzzaappp!Did you take care of the zziiipppppp..intruders?We're sending out reinforcements and a blipppp....surprise attack.....ZzzZZzzzaappppp!!!!!!MWAHAHHAH---

*Jen groans and cuts the link off*

a surprise attack?!I'll have to take care of that!!!

*beforing running to warn Subito and co. she winks at the audience*

Mischevious little meee!^___^

*and now for something completely different...*

*noticing these Huitzil thingies....Jen slinks around the corner,suspiciously*

Baggy Pants to..to......Flying Monkey!!!*on the com*

*static*--bbzzzzippP!!!ZzzzZzzZZzaappppp-----

*hisses at the com while a bunch of Hutzils look at her like she's a mental case*

Huitzil 1: What are you doing here?!?!

I..ermm...I'm the pizza delivery guy!0_o;;;;

Huitzil 1: *blinks*holding a com in your hand?

*sweatdrops furiously* I eerrrmmm....ya...seee....errrrmmm--this is for...for..for..*piku*.....its to contact the pizza headquarters..ermmmm...^_^;;;;;;

Huitzil 2: so give us the damnedpizzaalready!>_<;;;

*Jen pulls out her semi-automatic machine gun*

STOP RIGHT THERE OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!

((cue:open up!Its the NYPD!!^_-))

Huitzil 3: Oh come on..like _that_ thing will destroy us!*they inch closer*

*BLAM!BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!!*

*sounds of her machine gun*

aiieee..get away you petrified ugly goobers!!!!

yyyyuuucckkk!*notices the machine parts on her leg*I've got machine goo over my pants!!!

*Jen carefully slips behind a barrel and peeks at the Huitzils patrolling the area*

*she takes out a leftover grenade,and bites the lid off*

*she runs as back as far as she can and throws a couple grenades at the Hutzils*

*BOOOOOMMM!!!!!!!!BOOOOMMMM!!!(and various sound effects)*

*pieces of Huitzil's go everywhere,including one that conks her on the head*

OUUCHHH!;_;

*she stops,and grabs a small remote on the ground*

Remote: bllippp--ZZzzzZzzzZZzAPPppp!!!!Huitzil 7 to Red Huitzil?Are you inn?blizzzaappp!Did you take care of the zziiipppppp..intruders?We're sending out reinforcements and a blipppp....surprise attack.....ZzzZZzzzaappppp!!!!!!MWAHAHHAH---

*Jen groans and cuts the link off*

a surprise attack?!I'll have to take care of that!!!

*beforing running to warn Subito and co. she winks at the audience*

Mischevious little meee!^___^