Well our heros, Matt, Ki, Kamakiri, Matt Z, and Akane999 have just walked into Zeal.

Matt Z: Now where are we?

Matt: Beats the heck outta me. I dunno.

Ki: Then ask someone. *looks around for a bar*

Kamakiri: Ki's right. So let's go ask someone.

Akane999:*taps someone on the shoulder* Excuse me, but can you tell us where we are? (Gee...that sounded so Ryouga-ish....)

Guy: You're in the magical world of Zeal.

Matt Z: Is that anything like Disney land?

Matt: *looks at Matt Z* Maybe it is...

Guy: Are you fools?! You have never heard of the MAGNIFICENT KINGDOM OF ZEAL?!

Our heros: *sweatdrop* Gomen!

Matt: I suggest we explore then. Let's get going people.

Our heros go off to sight see the place and will continue to do so.

Matt Z: Man we been walking around for hours....where the heck is the tour guide...?

Matt: I dunno. *looks around* This place sure is weird.....

Akane999: And so you're saying living in a giant void with a bad ass stereo sound system is normal?

Ki: Actually, the Void has theatre quality sound system.

Akane999: Same, difference.

Our heros walk on, until they reach the palace of Zeal.

Matt: What's this...? A castle on top of a mountain?

Matt Z: What do you expect? It to be at the bottom?

Akane999:*chuckles softly and smiles at Matt Z* Fun--ny.....

Matt Z: If you say so Akane-chan.

Ki:*smells the air....* F...F...FOOD!

Matt: *smells the air* He's right....*hears his stomach as well as everyone else's growl loudly* Oi...when was the last time we ate...?

Akane999: You really don't want to know....

Matt Z: That long huh?

Akane nods slowly and they make their way into the castle.

Oi, minna! ^_^ Matt-kun and his friends live in a place called the Void too! Kick ass! Betcha you can't exercise the kind of control over your Void that I can over mine, though.  ^_~ My nom de guerre (sp?) is well deserved.

Matt: I wonder where all the food is...?

Matt Z: *sniffs the air* I think it's this way....*points to the west wing*

Kamakiri: Can we PLEASE find the dining hall...? *stomach growls loudly* I'm soooooo hungry!

Akane999: *rubs her stomach* Me too.....*hears her stomach growl as well*

Our heros continue on in their search for food. Ki teleports around the room.

Ki: I'm SOOOOOOOO hungry!

Matt: We'll find it soon minna san....

Matt Z: ...before it kills us.....

Our heros: *sweatdrop* WE'RE HUNGRY!!!

Will our heros find food? Where is this Zeal? And where are Ranma and the rest of the cast members??
Matt: On a little side note...yeah we do live in the Void, but we don't control anything that goes on in there. But we get some interesting things popping out from the Void. We just live there. Anyway, how are we supposed to house all the people on the Ranma 1/2 cast without large living arrangements Void-kun? ^_^ -\/

RL: WAI!! It's me! And yes Voids, my comp was broken ... well, was broken anyhow.  For a while there it was on pieces on the kitchen table.  And now it is reassembled on the dining room table, but the modem is in pieces ... ^^;;

Yuna-neko: Hey, nice trench ...

RL: Oh, that ... lordy, I have been away for a while, haven't I? My school has this weird security system that messes up forms utterly somehow ... any post I try to make there is monitored and blocked at the same time.  Which is why I'm seizing the opportunity now, at this lovely place known as my Brother's Place --

Yuna-neko: Okay, okay, enough babbling.  Be a good deux ex machina and explain this Eva A bizness ...

RL: Oh, that.  I can do a dialog for that ... HARD RULE!!

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(*At Broadway, a small group of intrepid dimensional travelers are ... uh ... looking for a small black cat ...*)

Phyria: YU~~NA!! YUNA-NE~~~KO!

Lina: Argh ... this stinks old lint ... KITTY KITTY KITTY!!

Ailith: That cat is always up to something ... waitaminnit -- where's Jack?

Amelia: Off someplace, I suppose ...

Ailith: Lemme guess ... off to question the local residents?

Amelia: Uh ... yeah, I think that was it. Ailith: At the bar?

Amelia: Yeah! Ailith: (*rolls eyes*) Knowing his luck, that's probably where she is ...

Lina: Jack-daishou has a sense for these things ...

Ailith: No, they just happen to have a common affinity for bars. ^^;

Amelia: What about that thing over that way? (*points at Eva A*)

Ailith: Hmm ... I think it's called "Eva A" ...

(*Suddenly, Yuna -- the infamous android/artificial soul currently operating within an Eva Lemon bio-mech body -- runs in*)

Yuna: Eva A is working?

Lina: Seems so ... Yuna: (*tears of joy*) Then ...

Chatty's ALIVE!! WAI!!

Ailith: Nani?

Yuna: Nobody could synchronize with Eva A except Chatty ... it was just too attached.  Chatty *has* to be in there, otherwise it wouldn't be working at all ...

Phyria: Couldn't it be berserking?

Yuna: (*points at Eva A*) When was the last time you saw a berserker like that?

Phyria: Anno ... good point. ^^;;

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(*Meanwhile, inside Eva A, there are only three people, and not one of them is identifiable as Chatty ...*)

Mana: Kensuke?

Kensuke: Hai, Mana?

Mana: I think that kid is crazy.  (*points at Joseph*)

Kensuke: Really? What was your first clue? His constant itch or that spontaneous macarena?

Joseph: Oh, shush, hippie boy.

Kensuke: I AM NOT A HIPPIE!!

(*There you have it, folks! All the hints you need to pick out Chatty ... ^_-*)

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I am sorry about that long absence, and I likely won't be back for a while ... but worry not, when I am back, that EGC main page will have more neato stuff!! (*grin*)

Mana: Oh big whoopy doo ...

Hey, you're supposed to be all sweet and nice and stuff ...

Mana: Yeah, well ... up your cake hole! (*bashes narrator with an AT Field*)

Ow ...

Mana: Heh heh ...

Whatever.  Well, until I get back, just a few words of spoiler ... Yuna and Yuna are connected in mission (duh) and Lilith, whatever you do, STAY VERY FAR AWAY FROM DR. SENCHA.

Gendou: Unless she starts arguing with her right hand ...

Mana: Argh, you again ... (*forms AT field into something like a mallet and bashes Gendou Ikari about with it*)

Ooookay, this footnote is getting out of hand ... ja na -- err, I mean, JA NE! (*waves*)

DragonKnight:Where in the Nine Hells am I? The last thing I remeber, was falling asleep next to Pirotess.. and now I'm here! Where is this? Hello? Can anyone hear me?

Ominous Voice(OV):You are where none can reach you, DragonKnight.  You are in the OTHER DIMENSIONnnnn....

DragonKnight:Hey, wait! Where are you going? You can't do this to me! Why am I here? Why?

OV:I... I don't know.  Try traveleing with one of those wierdos from the Void...

_{What is DragonKnight to do? He's been dumped in the middle of nowhere, with nary a clue what to do...}  

DragonKnight blinks.. and when his eyes clear, he's standing in the middle of a dark Gothic looking town.

DragonKnight:What the hell? *DK draws his sword cautiously.* I don't understand.. what the heck is going on...?

Target sighted. Initiating attack protocols.

DragonKnight:What the... Isn't that Huitzil, from DarkStalkers?

preparing lasers.. targeting system on-line.  Place your weapons down, you have 15 seconds to comply.

DragonKnight:You crazy? *He launches hiw sword, blade first, at Huitzil, impaling it through the head.  It falls back, and explodes.* Whew... I'm glad's over... with?

Huitzil 2 online.  Lay down you weapon, you have 15 second to comply.

DragonKnight: Oh, great...

_{Well, it turns out the OV (Ominous Voice) has dumped DK into the DarkStalkers realm! What is he to do? Well, first, he'll have to deal with the horde of Huitzils coming at him.. Until next time!}

DragonKnight blinks.. and when his eyes clear, he's standing in the middle of a dark Gothic looking town.

DragonKnight:What the hell? *DK draws his sword cautiously.* I don't understand.. what the heck is going on...?

Target sighted. Initiating attack protocols.

DragonKnight:What the... Isn't that Huitzil, from DarkStalkers?

preparing lasers.. targeting system on-line.  Place your weapons down, you have 15 seconds to comply.

DragonKnight:You crazy? *He launches hiw sword, blade first, at Huitzil, impaling it through the head.  It falls back, and explodes.* Whew... I'm glad's over... with?

Huitzil 2 online.  Lay down you weapon, you have 15 second to comply.

DragonKnight: Oh, great...

_{Well, it turns out the OV (Ominous Voice) has dumped DK into the DarkStalkers realm! What is he to do? Well, first, he'll have to deal with the horde of Huitzils coming at him.. Until next time!}

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*The scene opens to find Shinobi aimlessly wandering bo- *

Shinobi:  News Flash: I'm STILL bored!

*Hey, i was in the middle of intoducing the scene here...*

Shinobi:  Unless you were about to write me into something a little more interesting...

*Like kool-whip?*

Shinobi:  Excuse me?  i don't think that's an apporpiate question... who the hell are you anyway?

*Question withdrawn... resume your aimless wandering, alright?*

Shinobi:  Fine then, and after even that, i remain bored...

Lyric:  Where exactly are we?

Shinobi:  Honestly, i donno, i've been aimlessly wandering for a while now...

Voodoo:  if we are in the catacombs again, somebody will catch some beat down!

Shinobi:  Ya know... we never got the tank back...

Lyric: Hey, that's right... i liked that tank.

Shinobi:  Me too

Voodoo:  Me three, and speaking of stuff we left somewhere... where did we leave Mat C. and Bub?

Plant: ... (*Thinks* That's a very good question...)

Bodai:  Who are they?

Shinobi:  Some guys we kept around, i think we shall have to go get 'em, as i owe the Zombie a few, as well as Mat, i believe...

Lyric:  Yeah, the Zombie keeps saving our a- *ahem* behinds, and we did more of less drag Mat here...

Shinobi:  More or less, but its gotta be better than the alternative...

Reno: Which was what, pray tell?

Voodoo:  Unfamiliar with the Wheel of Time?  What a sad, sad concept...

Shinobi:  Well, enough blabbing about it... lets roll and reclaim teammates and property.

Lyric: Sounds like a good idea.

Shinobi:  Atleast it should alleviate my boredom...

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And now, the Shinobi Seven move out, on a valiant quest to be reunited with the missing in action Bub and Mat, and to find the tank.  Well, a semi-noble quest... ok, so its not much of a quest, or even overly noble... but it may need two or more posts, and it does say that we are all still alive, yes?  Ah, well, i shall end this post, and return to watching The Last Starfighter... l8er on, y'all, catch you groovy cats on the flipside, and such.

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