*Jen looks at the grapple*HAI SENSEI!!*nodnodnodnod*

:meow...?=^^;;=

Never mind cat..just grab on!^_^

Yumi:WWWWOOOOOWW!!!HOW COOL!!!

shaddup!They'll hear us!!!>_<;;

Yumi:*points at 2nd-ish-crappy-guards*oh THEM?!Are they going to bat us with their bad looks to death?-_-;;

:ZzzzZzzzzZzz...

....^^;;;; LETS JUST GET OUT OF THIS FREAKY PLACE!!!

MEOW!!!=^.^=

*so the trio,including the neko,throw the plastique,and grapple down to the bottom of Zeal Palace*

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yumi:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

:MEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=0_0=

*what will happen to Jen,Alfador,and Yumi?Will they go SPLAT on the pavement,make it out,run into guards..whatever?!Who the hell knows?!?!*

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!

And Now For Something Completely Different!

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Shinobi: I'm boooored...

Lyric: What do you mean "bored"? With all this action around?

Voodoo: What action? We're inside the motherfrikkin' EGC Bar!

Lyric: Jen and the Monkey just blew something up, those eva's are _STILL_ just standing there-

Plant: ... (*Thinks* Where exactly is Chats, anyhow?)

Lyric: There's a bona fide string on, and there's newcomers... well, relative newcomers

Shinobi: Yeah.... i know, but i'm still bored

Bodai: Well, what exactly do _you_ think we should do, go help with the string-du-jour?

Shinobi: *Sighs* Maybe later....

Voodoo: Maybe later?  MAYBE LATER!? I wanna go blow stuff up NOW!!

Shinobi: Well, i'm the leader, and i say we chill...

 : [Ed note: It's Reno... or maybe i'll just have a character _say_ that...] Hi guys!  Bet y'all'll never guess what i got at the Costume Shoppe

Plant: ... (*Thinks* Yall'll?)

Shinobi: I've always wanted to open a shoppe

 : It's me! Ummm... Reno? I'm really Reno? Remember me? *Pulls mask off*

Voodoo: Oooooh! Reeee-no! i see...

Shinobi: Nice "Brad's Dad" costume...

 : No, i'm Dr. Lugae from FFIV, i'm a mad scientist...

Shinobi: You really shouldn't say things like that, Brad's dad is likely to hear and splice our genes or something...

 : I'm not Brad's dad... i'm a mad scientist!

Shinobi: Sure you are, suuuure...

Lyric: For the uninformed, there is a rule, i paraphrase from Shinobi "In most every group i have gone haloween-ing with someone always dresses as a mad scientist... or as we call him 'Brad's Dad' "

 : I AM NOT A MAD SCIENTIST!!

Shinobi: Hey Reno, that was pretty good, i didn't even see you walk over there, and that doesn't even sound like your voice...

 : Guys, i'm back here...

Voodoo: i sense that this is the proper time to run like the Dickens!

Shinobi: I'm with you... he'll prolly splice our genes or soemthing...

*The mother-of-all SD chase sequences erupts... i am sure you can make up a good one...*

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Voodoo: Well, *glances at map* here we are, Zeal... and just in time to see Jen climbing to the ground... damn, i always miss the explosions... ah well, i guess i can tag along for the rest of this little adventure...

 : Don't say a word, not one word...

Voodoo: What the hell happened to you?

 : Brad's dad got us.

Voodoo: Ok, can anybody separate them...? no? Ah well i suppose we are gonna have to suffer them like this for a while...

 : Shut up, ok, not one more little syllable from Miss. I'm-all-an-independant-bieng and stuff...

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That was most certainly an odd one, but it looks like Voodoo and Franken-Shinobi have joined the Zeal thingie... its most likely over, knowing my luck and all... but ah well, its nice to be back once again, and in the full swinging of things, and such....

: Nya-ha-ha! Golem Twins! Crush them! Nya-ha-ha!

: YES MASTER!

*the Golem Twins cast Iron Orb; it misses Johnny, Proto 4 and Crono by a scant inch*

: Xx;; Yipe!

: Argh!

: !!! *swallows*

: Do something!!!

: I can´t! They would copy every Lightning Tech!

*another Iron Orb crashes into the floor*

: Yieks!

: Nya-ha-ha! Die! Die! Nya-ha-ha!

*suddenly, a laser bolt flashes past the terrified trio -- unfortunately, it misses the Golems. But, however, through some odd ricochets, it hits the beam just above them - who, understandably, is not very delighted about this maltreatment, and reacts in the only way a beam can when hit - he collapses, burying the Golems underneath tons of bricks*

: Xx;;; What the--?!

???: You! Yes, you, Mr My-Golems-will-do-the-job! You attack helpless people, scaring them to death! I will not tolerate this! I will right wrong and triumph over evil!

: ¬.¬;; Uh-Oh... Hope it´s not...

Subito: Prepare to get thrashed!

: ^^;;; Phew! That was a close one!

: Darn it! I just was about to win, but NO! You meddling kids had to ruin everything!

: Hey, who you callin´ kid? Xx;

Subito: Haaaaaaaarrrrrrr! *charges forward in full body armor. She crashes into Dalton and beats him against the wall*

: Ouch! This´s no good, being beating this short before immortality. Ha! Hasta la vista! *vanishes in a pillar of yellow, liquid light*

: Hooray! Another villain finished off! ^.^

Subito: Hehehe! Got here in time, ne? ^.~

: Y´did, Sub, y´did. But... HOW d´cha get here? Didn´t you vanish without a trace?

Subito: Nani? Oh, no, silly! Hihi! I met some strange cyborg; called himself Z. Said he was on some kinda mission.

: And? Was he? Did you withstand Terrible Dangers While Facing The Scum Of The Earth? Or did you Save The World From The Clutches Of A Mad Scientist/Dictator/General/Pseudo-Philantrophist (Delete Whichever Is Inappropiate)?

Subito: *sweatdrops at Proto* Not quite. He just had to get the--

: Holy Grail? The Indefeatable Weapon Needed To Save The Earth From Being Destroyed By Alien Intruders?

Subito: ^^;;; Proto, don´t you think you watch a little bit to much TV?

: No. Why?

Subito: Never mind.

: What WAS he going to get then?

Subito: Anno... how to put it? He was... he had...

: Well?

Subito: He went to get some fresh donuts for the coffee break.

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Well, that can be a very tough mission for some of us!
Just think of all the things which could happen! You could get lost in the floors, trying to find your way back until you die, and then your tortured, never resting soul would still haunt the building in search of the cafeteria! How HORRIBLE!

Oo; Hey, anyone here???

Hello?

Anno...

HEY!!! ARE YOU DEAD OR WHAT???

We're still here, Subito-san! I haven't been signing in much 'cause my access to the Net is limited to school for now.  ^^;;; And I'm _still_ waiting for Chatty-chan to come back (guess her comp's broken) so she can explain things regarding the Evas which are still standing around!

Gai: WE STILL NEED FONT COLORS!!!

Shut up, Gai, I'm working on it!

Ryoko: ^^;;; No you're not!

Ooops.  Ah, so sue me.  ^_^;;;

On a serious note...

Ahem.. A joke between friends is one thing, but plastering something up on the internet is another, Brooks. You know I don't like it when you insult me or my family members. This whole, "Brad's Dad is a mad scientist" thing bothers me, a lot. I don't mind when it's just between us and some of our friends, but you had to bring it up here. I think it was in bad taste, and I don't want to see it happen again. Learn when something is appropriate and when it's not.

Honestly, brad, it was a joke, plain and simple, i meant no disrespect, as i have nothing but respect for you dad, as he is a geneticst whose skill is paralelled by only five others in the world.  _i_wasn't_serious_.  _it_was_a_joke_.  For that matter, i believe that this whole dialogue could be better had over e-mail or icq, but since you posted your side, i must post mine.  i have more to say, but it is inapporrate to the room

Matt: Oi oi oi. You go away on vacation and everyone's moral seems to have plummeted....

Ranma: You...do realize this is your fault, right Matt?

Matt:*sweatdrops* _MY_ fault?! Hey I didn't _WANT_ to leave here. _WE_ were on vacation ne?

Akane:He is right you know, Ranma.

Ranma: I guess so. But I think we had fun without everyone.

Matt: I think so Ranma. Oi oi oi! How could I forget?! We have TWO, count them TWO new cast members to the Ranma 1/2 cast.

Ki: More like one new one. You guys have already seen the other one.

Matt: *sweatdrops* Oi, Ki, can't you be more supportive?

Ki: Actually, to tell you the truth....

Matt: *eyes light up a bit*

Ki:....Nope.

Matt:*face faults*Geez.... Well the two new members are...well....Matt Yazama Z and Akane999.

Matt Z: Yo minna san.

Akane999: Hi everyone. *waves* And I'm _NOT_ Akane Tendo either!

Matt: Um yeah. Akane999 is married to *motions to Matt Z* my counter part over there. I just call him big brother.

Kamakiri: Yeah, she's Akane Yazama and we have to use the "999" thing to tell Akane and Akane Yazama apart....

Tamahome: And Wanderer Shin has gone his own seperate way now. Shin will not be apart of the Ranma cast and is free wandering around Genesis.

Chichiri: Hai na no da. He's like a wandering monk na no da.

Neal: Well, that's it for the Ranma cast for now. See ya'lls laterZ.

Matt Z: Bad punt Neal...

Akane999: Very bad pun...

Ranma Cast: *sweatdrop*

Matt Z: Well he told us to explain a little about ourselves so we will.

Akane999: Right! *hugs Matt Z's arm*

Matt Z: *smiles* Well to start off, I'm Matthew Yazama. *waves to the camera* I'm 16yrs of age and I'm the Guardian/God of Light. You know, charge up my body and blow up in light particles and stuff like that. Reappear anywhere in seconds and stuff. I carry a SoL(Sword of Light) which was the former God of Light. I'm able to go into another transformation of Super Saiya-jin called Super Elemental Saiya-jin. My hair turns silver and spiked. *looks at Akane* Your turn hunnie.

Akane999: *blushes and smiles* Okay. I'm Akane Yazama. I married Matt here *smiles at Matt Z who only blushes* in July. I'm dead like him, maybe deader cause I hold the most deaths. I'm a bounty hunter and a part time housewife. Um....um......oh yeah. I'm also a wish angel and 2nd class angel. Matt here keeps saying he's a Former and so does his two little brothers (Matt and Ki). My husband here looks like his little brother Matthew and they dress a lot alike. Only difference is that my husband's hair is two shades of a lighter blue than Matt's. That's about it.

Matt Z: We're going to be sticking with the Ranma 1/2 cast for a while so you'll see a lot of us. *looks at Akane* Come on, let's go hunnie. *puts one arm around her waist*

Akane999: *blushes* Okay...

In a blinding flash of light, the couple is gone.