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Sou, ken and I are being held in a little room in the middle of who knows where...

Ken: The blindfolded us.... ^^;

Sou: ¬¬ hai..........

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Sou: *Walking around the room* This is _not_ good at all...

Ken: ~o~; zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Jay: *Still paralized* ...........ken..........baka.........

Sou: *Sigh* I guess Ill have to do this alone....

?¿?¿?: Not really, Sou-kun....... ^_^ *The misterious figure jumps down from the ceiling of the room, waking Ken up* Yatta, I finally found you all!!! ^__^

Sou/Ken/Jay: O.o;;;

Ken: Su.... su.... Su....... Su....... O·O;;;;;;;

Sou: *Chokes*

Jay: *Falls back* ....Su......Zuki????? X.x;

Suzuki: Awww...... JAY-KUN!!!! You look awful!!! ^_^

Jay: X.x;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Suzuki: Tee hee.... ^_^ Baka..... Let me take care of the paralizys... Neee? ^__^

Jay:*Mufled Voice* IIE------- x.x

Ken: *Pst pst* Last time Suzuki tried to help Jay she almost destroyed the entire planet... ¬¬;

Sou: Ah yes.. How could one forget that hideous day... ^^;

Ken: OO; .................. Heyyy... You still gotta thing for her hmm? ¬¬

*WHAM WHAM WHAM*

Suzuki: Stop whining!!!!! I wont blow up Earth or something! Geez!

Jay: o_o;;;; *Tries to run away, but cant stand up*

Suzuki: Aww... You look so cute when you´re all paralized on the flooor... ^__^ Ok, there, you should be able to move now... ^o^

Jay: o.o; YOU DIDNT BLOW ANYTHING UP!

Ken: *Gasp* SHE DIDNT TURN ME INTO A FROG!!!!

Sou: ^_^ And you´re as cute as ever, Suzuki-chan...

Suzuki: Aww.. You flatter me, Sou-kun! ^_^ Look, I also found the keys so you can all escape! ^__^

*Suddenly Suzuki finds herself baing hugged by the 3 of them*

Suzuki: Awwwwww..... Youre all so sweet!!! ^____^

.....You can let go now......

¬¬ Shouldn´t we kick some insect butt???

Jay: *Sweatdrops and lets go* ^_^ Arigato!

Ken: YAH! YOU FINALLY LEARNED MAGIC BAKA! ^__^ IM SO HAPP---

*SLAM WHAM CRUNCH*

Sou: Im just glad you´re back... ^_^

Jay: Erm...... *Takes "keys" and opens the door*

O_O;;;

Roach Leader: WHA THE---- GET THEM DONT LET THEM ESCAPE!>__<;

Suzuki: Oh oh oh! Im gonna squish you uncute little things! ^__^

All Roaches: OO;

Jay: *Sly grin* You´ll pay for paralizing _me_... *Crack Knuckles* Heh....

Sou: *Evil grin* YOU´LL PAY DEARLY FOR ALL THE DAMAGE AND SUFFERING YOU HAVE DONE! I SHALL CREAM YOU ALL! YOU´LL ALL PAY FOR THE LIVES YOU´VE TAKEN! PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM COMPOST CREATURES!!!!!!!! I´LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU ALL, FOR I AM ONE OF THE JUSTICE WARRIORS OF THE REALM OF DIJAN! YOSHI!!!!! *Calls forth the power of the Serpent*

Ken: ¬¬ Yeah.... What he said....

Suzuki: You say such nice and heroic speeches Sou! ^o^

*And so, the 4 friends begin to sqish all the roaches that dare get on their way...*

*Or something similar....*

*Erm..... Well, you could at least say they are free now... ^^; Thanks to the new Nekoi Suzuki!!!!!!!!!!*

Jay: ¬¬Thats enough talking, just let us do our job! We gotta find Void and the rest too!!!

*CARRY ON, JUSTICE WARRIORS!*

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Erm.... Well, actually, I like this post ne..... I should have named it "Enter the Neko" tho... For all of you interested, Suzuki is a character from my manga, Ill be posting a character page of all of us with time... ^-^; Mata na Isha!

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On the now barren streets of Nerima, are the town's local superheros, Saiyaman Alpha (Matt), Saiyaman Omega(Ki), and Saiyajin Kappa (Kamakiri). Shrouded in mystery, these superheros are constantly fighting the roach menace. Along with the locals of Nerima, (ie Ranma and company) they strive to keep the roach menace out of Nerima.

Alpha: I dunno about this.

Omega:What's to think about? This is fun.

Kappa: Don't worry about it. Worry about THAT! *points at a LARGE roach*

Standing in front of out intrepid trio is a fairly large roach. It looked like a bodybuilder with six arms.

Alpha: That don't look good.... *sweatdrops*

Omega: Maybe he lost his way? *sweatdrops*

Kappa: I hardly think so... *sweatdrops*

Matt: Time to shed our disguises! *throws up his cape and has his normal clothes underneath*

Ki: Right! *throws up his cape and sees he's only wearing boxers underneath* blushes* Heh heh, whoops....

Kamakiri: Oh gawd, I hope I do this right.... *throws up her cape and has her normal clothes underneath* Whew.

Matt: Kachuu Tenshin Amaguriken!!!! *does the Sweet Chestnut punch*

The roach, while laughing swats Matt away like nothing. Matt goes flying back and crashes into the bar.

Kamakiri: Matt!

They teleport to his side just as he gets up. At that precise moment, the rest of the Ranma 1/2 cast appears. Matt looks around disoriented and smiles at his friends. The roach fiends makes his way into the bar. The Z-Sabre battle theme plays.

Matt: Okay troops, fires ki blasts! Kamekaze Kakyuu!

Ki: Kiroi Aura Kiminari!

The rest followed with their own techniques. Smoke came from the roach. When the smoke cleared it was still standing....

Ranma Cast: NANI?!?!

At that moment, a long blade came out of the stomach of the roach. They stood there for a moment waiting for attack, but when green blood started pouring out, they powered down. The roach fell to reveal their savior. Holding the Masamune with one hand, was the silver hair Sephiroth. The Ranma 1/2 cast gaped at Seph.

Matt: Seems like you haven't lost your fighting edge.

Sephiroth: Yeah, but don't expect this all the time.

Cloud: Thanks for the help Seph.

Sephiroth: I'm only fighting because they're scaring away all my wonderful customers. I need to help the people!

Matt: You can come with us if you want.

Sephiroth: No thanks. I'm going solo. I'll lend my help to the others.

Cloud: I'm going with Seph. I still work for him you know.

Matt: Okay. You two help the others if needed. Let's go Z-Sabres!

The Ranma 1/2 cast, otherwise called the Z-Sabres, scatter and disappear.

Ki: Crappy roaches...*hic* starts fighting roaches in his drunken state* Try to cap*hic*ture me will you...*hic* stumbles and kicks a roach*

Edge: TAKE MY ALCHOHOL WILL YOU!? *stabbes a small battlion*

Cloud: *does Omnislash on a LOT of the legion with his Ultima Butter Knife* Come on guys!

Ki and Edge: NO WAY!! WE MUST SAVE THE BAR!!!

Sephiroth:.....they're right! I've had too many good memories here! We'll guard this place!

Ki: Now you're talking some sense Seph... *hic* breaks a glass bottle and starts chasing roaches*

After a couple of hundred fight scenes, the bar is now secured for all of the Roach Resistence.

Edge: We showed em! *hic*

Almost a group sweatdrop.

Sephiroth: Okay minna san, this is our base. If you need refuge, come here!

Oh, and just so you know... the background music is "Cease" by Bad Religion... as far as i can remember...

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*Suddenly from the depths of the bar...*

Shinobi: the Bar is secured? Then sally forth m'friends!

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Blacktop pavement cover me,
Like a chemical recaction or a steamroller,
Spreading randomly
there's a distant buzz on the frequency
tickles my ear rumbles, under my feet
and it shakes the leaves off of every tree...
voilently...
what pretention everlasing peace
everything must cease

[ Scene: Voodoo, Matt C. and Bub -- Tearing away at the Roaches ]

Voodoo: Evil, evil things! *Rat-tatatatatata...*

Matt C.: Carai an Elisande! Al Elisande! Carai an Caldazar! Al Caldazar! *Slash Stab Slash*

Voodoo: Honestly, you are louder than my Uzi... oh well... *Rat-tatatatat*

Matt C.: What's an Uzi? *Stab Slash Stab*

Bub: Grrrrr... Argh... Hello Aunt Eileen!  *Bang Bang Bang*

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Institution on the hill
like a beacon in the mind of an ancestor
to ignite our people's will
there's a shadowed stain on the west facade
it has spread like decay to enshroud the fraud
and the decendants find it oh so odd
oh so odd...
what pretention everlasting peace
everything must cease

[ Scene: Reno, the Ecchi Girl, and the Plant -- Raisin' Cain on the Roaches ]

Plant: ... (*thinks* if i had hands, i'd attack with them...)

Girl: Eeeeek!  Ecchi Roach!  *WhapWhapWhap*

Reno: Is that all you can say? *Wham*

Girl: Do i need to say more? *WhapWhap*

Reno: Guess not... *WhamWhamWham*

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Grave memorium
hewn white stone
like the comforting caress of a mother
or a friend you've always known,
it invokes such pain and signifigance
what was once is reduced to remembrace
like the comforting caress of a mother
or a friend you've always known,
it invokes such pain and signifigance
what was once is reduced to remembrace
and the generations pass without recompence
ah... ah... ah...
what pretention everlasting peace
everything must cease

[ Scene: Shinobi and Lyric -- Scything through the Ranks ]

Shinobi: Lyric, null field centered on me, to deflect any possible magic attacks...

Lyric: You got it, boss!

Shinobi: and i think its time we took to the air -Wings [ON]-

*Ka-Tang*

Shinobi: Now to settle things from a position of air superiority... *Bzzzzzzzzz-ZAP!*

Lyric: I have weapons too! Ultrasonic Blast! *Eeeeeeeeeee*

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What pretention everlasting peace
everything must -

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Hehehehehe... gawd i luv battles, especially big ones, but the musical accompanyment wasn't chosen for any particular reason other than the fact that it has three verses and now that i look at it, fits the theme... but oh well, i can get over it, so i guess you can too, yes?

Matt: Okay we have the bar now. So now what do we do?

Within the confines of the bar are Matt, Ki, Sephiroth, Edge, Neal, and the Wanderer. They sit around a table and look over their battle plans. At that moment, Akane walks in with Ranma and CochRahn.

Akane: Look at what *I* found eavesdropping.

CochRahn: Please don't hurt me! I just got beat up by Jay! I wasn't eavesdropping I swear honest!

Neal: Never trust lawyers. And you're the worse of them all CochRahn.

Matt: I loathe lawyers.*sighs* I'll just let Shinobi or VS handle you, you slime bag.

CochRahn: No!!!!!! NOT THEM!!!!!!

Wander: Like we care. We'll just throw you to them so they can tear you to shreds or something.

Ranma: Or we'll just give you over to the roaches or something.

Elsewhere, in a deep dark alley...

Kamakiri: *panting as she runs* Shimatta! They're still after me!

Following close behind her are a LARGE legion of roach commandos. After a LONG chase scene I don't feel like going into, they capture Yamamura Liyah (AKA Kamakiri) and lock her up in the dungeon.

Back at the bar...

Matt: Okay then. What's our status Ki?

Ki: All's well. Everyone is advancing on the roach invaders. We're just busting them up left and right.

Matt: Good. Send a full report to Lyric and have it relayed to Shinobi and the rest of the Roach resistence.

Sephiroth: Want a hotdog minna san?

Ranma cast: HAI!!!

*Deep in the confines of the Roach Fortess, in an undisclosed location, Flying Monkey, Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo and Fink the Lancer Duck are being held hostage by the Roach Army!*

Roach 2nd in Command: Zo, ju theenk ju haff beeten uzz.. vell.. ve haff vays off makink ju suffer!

FM: Wow.. that German accent sound really fake..

Roach 2nd in Command: Really? I've been practicing for days! I even bought this book.. *shows him a copy of "Threatening German Voices for Beginners*

FM: No offense, I mean.. It just seems like you'd do better using your own voice to threaten people, you just sound silly otherwise.

Roach 2nd in Command: Thanks for the tip.. i'll enjoy killing you much more, now!

FM: Grr.. stupid twit.

Crow: Would you mind NOT giving hostage pointers to the enemy?

Tom Servo: Yeah.. it's not like we're in imminent danger or anything...

Fink: This rope really chafes my wing.

FM: We're gonna get out of here...

Tom Servo: Yeah.. and my name's gonna be drawn for the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes.

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Will Flying Monkey and the rest of them be saved? Do the roaches have a devious master plan involving lasers and sharks? Is there life after death? Stay tuned to find out! ^_^

German!^____^

*walks in exausthed from roasting roaches*

*in background:ROASTED ROACHES!AT FIELD FRIED!GOOD STUFF!

Roach:Who let her inhere?!>o<

Another Roach:vell...ve von't vnow!^^;

*waves suddenly*Its my good friend Flying Monkey!^-^How are ya?

Yumi:*sighs*Jen...notice the roaches with the semi-automatic-machine guns --;;;

*piku*Oh yeah...^^;

Roach:ATTACK!ATTACK!*scuttles around*YOUDITZ!>o<

*enraged*DITTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZ?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?!

Roaches:vwahahahaha vwahahaha!*evil Russian laugh of death*

>.>Whats so funny?

Yumi: Jen fried a lot of your good buddies back there ^_- I wouldn't be laughing..

Roaches:vwhahahahahah!vwahaha!

Soup Nazi:NO SOUP FORYOU!>o<

*the roaches become silent*

Roaches:EEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

*Jen smiles happily*Now,hand over the hostages...

Another Roach:vo vayvitz!>o<

nnnh?^^;

Soup Nazi:GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!NO SOUP FOR YOU VE STUPIDROACH!>o<

*the roaches scuttle away scared from the trio,and the fact of the AT field impact...*

*grabs Flying Monkey and helps him up*Lets get out of this anti-bugle place!o0(then we can skip merrily to church and bow to the almighty bugle!^_-)

Yumi:*nods*There's also some people that still need rescuing!

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Well, currently, we´re working our way through the roach army undetected... dressed as.... v_v;
Suzuki: Cute Cheerleaders! ^___^
¬¬; ............

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**GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMBLEEEEEEEEE**
** ¬¬;; Shut up, cheap narrator....**

*4 cheerleaders are walking through the middle of the roache´s main army, wich is in the east of EGC*
*Erm.....*

Ken: *walk walk walk* .........Thanks a _lot_ Suzuki... ¬¬

Suzuki: Awww... But you look so cute! ^_^

*WHAM*

¬¬ Now act like a girl you cheap bastard...

Ken: *Sarcastic* ON NOOO! I BROKE A NAIL! Like, this sti~~inks! What would Sou think of me?!?!? I gotta get a facial! OH GAWD!

*Just as he finishes saying that, Ken finds himself being kicked around by Suzuki*

Suzuki: HMPF! >.< Geez.... So Inmature.... *Leaves Ken´s half dead body on the ground*

Jay: ...Is it dead? *Nudge nudge* oo;

Sou: Get up baka... We have to get out of here and find some desent clothes....... v.v;

Jay: ...Anno.... Suzuki _does_ look cute... ^__^

Ken: *Gets up and smashes Jay* Shutup... Sou´s right... Skirts suck....

Jay: Depends on _who_ wears them ne?

Sou/Ken: True true... *both stare at Suzuki, who is slapping some hentai roaches*

Jay: *Think think* ....... Erm..... Well, Lets get going ne? I think Im gonna catch a cold here... *Sniff sniff*

*Sou and Ken notice they´re still in the cheerleader clothers* O.O;

Suzuki: WELL HURRY UP!!!! *Slams a roach to a wall* ITS NOT LIKE WE HAVE ALL DAY! AND I _HATE_ CHEERLEADERS!

Ken: ......geez... Talk about mood swings... she´s even worse than---

*Ken finds himslef all alone surrounded by roaches*

Ken: .......*flash back: ACT LIKE A GIRL!* Erm.... EWWWWWWWWW!!!! *Runs after Sou and Jay*

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*After walking 3 miles out of the Roach underground complex (and killing the usual hentai roach) our friends finally seem to be free... for now*

Jay: HAH! FINALLY! ^_^ Hurry up guys! I wanna get some desent clothes now that we´re free---

Sou: ....... *Carrying Suzuki and dragging Ken* Would ya help me out here?

Jay: Ok, Ill carry Suzuki now---

*WHAM WHAM*

Suzuki: _Sou_ carries me.... >.<

Ken: X.X;;; WATER! I NEED WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sou/Jay/Nekoi: ¬¬;;; GET UP!

Ken: Oohohohoho... ^^; Im better now! YUP! I can walk another 4 miles! ^___^

*Everyone but Ken sweatdrops*

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Hummmm... My posts seem to be getting larger everytime ne? Gomen ne Minna! ^^; And It was TWCI as large, but Ill just tell ya what happened after that... We found desent clothes, too bad Suzuki chaged too... ;P Anyway, now we are looking for the rest of you guys, and a pizza.... Yeah, well, the roaches didnt give us any food!>.<;

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Lan-chan! Mesaana-sensei! Semirhage-san! I do believe I see a friend of yours with Shinobi-san! *Points towards Mat*

Lanfear: ^_^ It is! Mat-kun, how've you been? *Waves a little and then zaps a roach with balefire*

Mesaana: One of our old enemies, eh? Well, let him be.  ^_^ No reason for us to hog the glory, eh?

Semirhage: Guess not.  *Smirk* But that shouldn't stop us from taking a piece, ne?

Mesaana: But of course.  It would be crazy not to dig in a little!

*The three channelers give a battle cry, and streams of balefire leap from their hands once more*

*As the Forsaken blast their way through the roach ranks with deadly balefire, Ivy's whip-sword lashes through nearly as many, the lone warrior standing against hundreds of the malicious insects*

Aerith: All right, mina-san, not bad at all! Time for me to throw in my contribution! *Aerith's White Materia glows pale green, and a tidal wave of Holy energy rises up behind her and sweeps through the streets of Genesis, leaving the general populace & anti-roach fighters untouched but annihilating all the cockroaches in its path*

Tifa: ^_^ Rock on, aijin....

Through the streets of First Tokyo, the Z-Sabres, after a little holy wave, have seen the streets cleaned of all pests.

Matt: Woohoo! Rock on Aerith!

Ki: Hey big bro, we're missing one of our members...

Matt: Eh? Who?

Ki: Kamakiri. She hasn't reported in.

Matt: WHAT?!?!?!?! Why didn't you tell me sooner?!

Ki: You were kinda busy whoopin @$$, so I thought it best not to bother you.

Matt: Geez... I shouldn't have even bothered with CochRahn. That wuss bucket. Do we have any leads?

Neal: Actually, we do. She's been captured. She's in the Roach underground base.

Matt: Well then, let's go save her! Since we don't have to protect the streets anymore, I'll set up a strike team.

Neal: And do you have any idea how to do that?

Matt: Not a clue.

The group sweatdrop. Matt looks at Ki, Ki looks at Neal, and Neal looks at Matt. Their sweatdrops grow larger...

????????: Perhaps we can be of assistance?

????????#2:Hai na no da.

Matt/Ki/Neal: NANI?!

From the shadows, pop up two not so familiar figures. Although they smile, an ogre kanji appears on one of their foreheads, and the water well kanji appears on the other's knee.

Neal: Tamahome...?

Ki: Chichiri....?

Tamahome/ Chichiri: HAI!/ Hai na no da.

Matt: Okay then. I'll dispense with the pleasantries till later, but for right now, I need your guys' help.

Tamahome: I got your back.

Chichiri: We're here to help na no da.

Matt: All right. Here's my plan...

Elsewhere, the lovely Kamakiri is being held hostage with some REALLY ecchi roaches.

Kamakiri: Get away from ME!!! *punts another roach* You things are disgusting! *ki blasts another roach*

Roach: Hey baby, ya wanna see my thorax?

Kamakiri: Roach no baka!!! *fires a large ki beam and destroys the roach* Jay! VS! Shinobi! MATT!! HELP!!!!!

Although underground, Kamakiri's cries are echoed throughout the underground. Maybe someone'll save her from the horrible roach menace.

Meanwhile...

Matt: You guys got the plan?

All: Hai./Hai na no da.

Matt: Okay then. LET'S BEAT SOME ROACH @$$!!!!!!