: Hey, take a look at that! I finally got a pic! Kewl!

: So do I! Wheeeeooow!

: Ah, I´m looking great - as always.

: So do I! Wheeeeooow!

: But I´m still wondering were Sub may be. Hmmm...

: So do I! Wheeeeooow!

: *sweatdrops* Stop it!!!

: Sorry, Johnny-chan. Won´t do it no more.

: *shakes his head* I somehow have the feelin´ of a "Déjà-vu" here.

: You heard that? *nudges person next to him* Johnny-chan is educated! He knows words like "Desha-wu", he does.

: ...

: What is it, Johnny-chan, sensei?

: I´m just wonderin´ in what state of mind your creator must have been.

: Dunno. Is that important?

: No, I´m just wonderin´. Anyway, I´m off to search Subito now. Does anyone want to accompany me?

: I do, I do, I do!!!!

: ^^;;; No-one else?

: Me help!

: Oh, Ayla. Haven´t even seen you comin´ in. You wanna help? Okay, you´re in.

: Hey, I like your clothes. Especially the lack of them.

: ? ?? ??? ????

: ~.~ Oh, great. He´s not only a dope, he´s also ecchi...

: What´d you say?

: ^^;;;;; Nothing. Let´s have a last drink and then we´re off!

: Yeah! Let´s drink!

: Eat, drink, party!

---

Will Johnny and his friends find Subito? What happened to her in the first place? And why does Johnny-chan--
*drunk again* Shtop call´n´ m´ TSHAN!!!!
You-- *hic* heard Shohnny-tshan! Shtop it, Mr Narrator-san!
*hic* Me-- *hic* like Shohnny-tschan!
*sweatdrops* ... I give up.

*Still munching on her cheeseburger,Jen shrugs and follows them*

*shrugs* what the heckl,I'd love to join in ^_^

*munchmunchmunch*

: Ouch, my head!

: Whoohoo, welcome to the club, Jen-chan!

: Owowowowow! Stop shoutin´, please!. My HEAD!! It´s gonna blow! Owowowowow! Arrrrrrggghhh!

: Johnny-chan no feel good?

: Good? GOOD?!? Aaaargh! *falls to the floor*

: Boy, you sure have nice hang-over there.

: Pleasehelpmeeeeeee! Dosomethiiiiiingggg!! Huuuuurrrrryyyy! *clutches head* Aaaaiiiiiyyyyyeeeee!!!!!

: Uuuhhh, you´re not gonna like me for that, Johnny-chan, sensei...

: Wouldyoushattapandheeeeeeelpmeeeeeeee!!!! *twitches convulsively*

: Uuuhhh... alright, here we go. *opens chest and draws a really BIG mallet* Gomen nasai, Johnny-chan... I´m really, really sorry for this. *lifts mallet, aims carefully, and then -- BANG!!!! --hits Johnny on the head*

: ... *passes out*

: Hey, that no nice!

: I know... Anyway, he´ll feel better when he wakes up. *takes a close look at the unconcious Johnny* That is, IF he´s waking up.

---

Will the mallet cure really free the poor Johnny from his headaches? And, the more important question, will he wake up again? Tune in next time, when it´s once again for: "Johnny and the Gang"!!!!

*Flying Monkey tags along, unseen, just to make sure Jen-chan doesn't get into trouble, or accidentally blow anything up.*

*VoidStar and Rei watch Eva-05 dance*

O_o;;;; Never seen that before....

Rei: O_o;;;; Wonder why _ours_ aren't doing that....

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, Rei-san.  ^^;;; Just be thankful.

Rei: Hai hai....

*Suddenly, five slightly smaller mechs come wailing down from the sky over EG City.  The pilots discuss their mission....*

Pilot 1 (In a mech colored somewhere between red and pink): You guys _sure_ this is where Ruri-chan went?

Pilot 2 (in a red mech): Hai hai, Akito-kun! ^_^

Pilot 3 (sea-blue mech): *Sigh* It's not like it matters....in a place like this, she's probably long dead....look at all the other mechs....

Pilot 4 (golden mech): Izumi, you're such a creep! ^^;;; Besides, all these mechs appear to be doing is sitting there.  And, uh, one of them is dancing the Macarena....

Pilot 5 (sky-blue mech): I, Daigoji Gai, shall personally rescue Hoshino Ruri-chan! GEKIGAN FLARE!!!! *Several buildings explode as Gai executes a flying punch with his mech*

Izumi (Pilot 3): Well, if she wasn't dead already, otaku boy probably got her....well, she's better off....

Pilot 2: Izumi-chan, stop it! ^^;;; Gai-kun, er, aren't you supposed to be--

Gai: Silence, Hikaru-chan! No spoilers for those who know nothing of us!

Akito: ~_~;; Whatever....Ryoko, keep an eye on him....

Pilot 4 (Ryoko): *Looks disappointed for a moment, but quickly warms to the idea* Whatever you say, Tenkawa! ^_^

Akito: *Gets glomped from behind* Ack! Who's there?!

Megumi: ^_^ I can' believe it took you this long to notice me, Akito!

Akito: ^^;;; *Nervous laughter* Oh, hello, Meg-chan....

No, I'm not making blatant references to various animes, only one! That's right, the mech pilots of the Nadesico have come searching for Ruri-chan, who's been hanging out here with Skuld! Will they succeed in this mission? Will they screw around with whatever Chatty-chan's planning to do with Eva-A? Will Chatty-chan ever _tell_ anyone what she plans to do with Eva-A?! Stay tuned, loyal EGC readers! VOIDSTAR'S BACK IN ACTION!!!!

Oh yeah, and font colors for the Nadesico cast members coming soon! ^_^

enter the......moose

: Johnny wake up again?

: Not yet. He´s still unconcious.

: Your fault! Hit too hard!

: I warned him!

: No excuse! You make Johnny wake up again!

: ^^;;; Okay, okay. Get me some cold water.

: What you do with?

: I´ll pour it over his head, what else?

: Water make Johnny wake up?

: Hope so.

---

Meanwhile, somewhere completely elsewhere, yet very near...

---

: Hey, who put the lights out?

*strange audio-visual things float by*

*a Tyrannosaurus Rex passes by and salutes. And as if this wasn´t enough: he´s only one feet tall, wears a military uniform and his skin is checkered in green and purple*

: Oo; ... This is WEIRD! Oo;

: It is, isn´t it? One of your more... let´s say, eccentric dreams.

: Who´re you?

: Me? Oh, I´m just the result of your subconcious mind combined with a high percentage of blood alcohol.

: Oh. And what´s your name?

: Why do you ask ME? It´s YOUR dream!

: *sweatdrops*

: Well?

: Hm?

: What?

: Huh?

*seconds of embarrassed silence*

: I´m sorry, but could we start this dialogue over? I think I missed a part.

: Okay with me. *cleares his throat* Who´re you?

: Me? Oh, I´m just the result of your subconcious mind combined with a high percentage of blood alcohol.

: Oh. And your name is...?

: How should I know? I´m only a part of your dream, after all.

*a medieval knight flies by.*

: Boing! *smacks Johnny with something that looks very much like a dead chicken* Ahahaha!

: Ouch! *the knight turns and swims away* Why´d he do that?

: Search me. As I said, this is your dream.

: Geezes, I didn´t know I´m that screwy.

Are you ready? Alright, I´ll count to three...

: Hey! Did´cha hear that?

: I´m sorry?

One!

: There! There was it again!

: What are you talking about?

Two!

: Uh-Oh...

: What? WHAT???

THREE!!

SPLASH!!!

: !!! *gasp*

: Yeah! He´s with us again!

: Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

: Hey, I´m all wet!

: Gomen. Was unevidable. How do you feel?

: Boy, you made it in time. I would´ve went crazy in there. *SD-Speed Mode* TherewerecrazylittlethingsandaonefeetT-Rexsoldierandacrackedknightwhosmackedmewithadeadchi ckenand...

: Errhh... sure.

: Proto sure Johnny alright?

Wow...my EVA's doing the macerena?*surprised glance as she looks at the strange sight of the EVA's doing the macerena and sweatdrops*

*Jen sweatdrops*wahh...my Eva's beserk doing the macerena...next thing you know--;_;

*The EVA's start discoin' like madpeople*

*sighs*HOW CAN I STOP THIS INSANITY?!?!?!?!

*Jen concentrates all her strength into stopping her beserk EVA disco dance..wow..this is really weird @_@;;;*

*and it stops..to a halt!*

*cheering*YATTAAAAAAAA!!!Mine stopped beserking!!!!!!

*Jen slowly glomps foward on her EVA and ponders a solution to the now disco dancin' other EVA's...when suddenly...*

Shinji:*glomp!*I'm here!!!*suddenly smiles brightly*KAWORU-KUN?!?!Kuso..he isn't here..

BUT MISATO IS!^_-

*almost automatically,Shinji starts to nosebleed*

Geez,I'm kidding..^^;;;;

*Whew* Jen-chan's Eva is under control.  ^_^;;

Rei: ^^;; That was disturbing.

Hai hai.  But, uh, Eva-A's still just sitting there! When is Chatty-chan gonna get back here to explain things?!!

While VS, Rei, and the still-silent third Eva ponder this and other great mysteries of life (as Evangelion characters often do), the Nadesico mech pilots are buzzing around like big dangerous flies....

Gai: *Strikes a dramatic pose with his mech on top of a building* I, Daigoji Gai, demand a font color! If I do not receive one, I shall wreak vengeance upon my tormentor!

Ryoko: Baka! *Whaps him off the building*

*CRASH*

Hikaru: *Applauds*

Akito: ^^;;;

Izumi: *Singing Komm Susser Tod* It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down....

Megumi: *Still glomped onto Akito* She scares me, Akito-kun! ^^;;