Presenting
...
THE REALLY BIG POST THAT WON'T HAVE EVAS IN IT (Maybe)
Yuna-neko:
Uh, Jay-san? Unit Omega is SPECIAL. Hint hint.
(*pause*)
Yuna-neko:
Ah well. I wonder why I bother breaking the fourth wall when I
can't get a response in real time. ¬¬
(*More
Demons keep coming, despite everyone's wonderful wonderful demonslaying
attempts*)
Yuna-neko:
Hey, lookit that ... more demons? Shit, is all of Hell going to
empty into here or something?
(*Meanwhile,
in the streets of the EGC ...*)
Tifa: (*ripping a demon's head right off it's
shoulders*) Ha ha ha! Die, hellspawn!! Die! (*proceeds
to tear another one in half*)
Sephiroth: (*blink blink*)
Tifa: (*shrugs*) I'm in a violent mood
today.
Aerith: (*also kicking ass*) Hee hee!
This is fun! ULTIMA!! (*flattens a few demons*)
Sephiroth: When do I get to do something besides
sit here in the back row casting heal spells? ¬¬
Tifa: Hey, you always get to kick butt.
We're usually stuck as healers!
Aerith: Yeah! Especially me! It's
sexual discrimination! >.<
Sephiroth: Ne, there's something called _taking
turns_ ...
Tifa: (*shrugging him off*)
Sephiroth: Okay, that's it! I'm kicking
ass too, whether you like it or not!
(*He
runs in and slashes a demon, slicing it in two ...*)
(*...
and there is a blinding flash of light.*)
Sephiroth: Nani?
Tifa: What the heck ...?
(*A
tsunami of light green energy blasts through the streets of EG City,
annihilating all demons in its path. Exactly like Holy, except it
stops after about 30 or so feet.*)
Sephiroth: Aerith, did you just cast Holy?
Aerith: Nnnnooooooo, the white materia's still
on my head. ^^;
Sephiroth: Then what was that?
Tifa: I think it's that sword.
Sephiroth: (*innocently joyful -- think "Mai-chan"*)
Really? WAI! ^o^
The
Two Cetra: (*REAAAAALLY big sweatdrops*)
[Note
to Shinobi and FM: Yes, that is one really big BoE powerup for the
Demonslayer. Everyone writes it in at some point or another. ^_-]
(*Meanwhile,
at the bar, a couple of people are trying to play a nice game of cards
...*)
Plimsky:
Pip pip pip! Plimsky gewinnt!
Jenova: Damn ... that robot's good at cards.
Jack:
Yeah. Are you cheating or something?
Plimsky:
Nein. Plimsky mögelt nicht!
Edge:
(*"hiding" his cards from the robot*) What the hell's that
mean?
Kii:
(*from the counter*) "Plimsky doesn't cheat."
Edge:
Oh. I guess it's his poker face, then. ^^;
Reno: (*running in*) Hey, guys!
Come look what Yuffie's doing!!
Edge:
What, hacking demonspawn?
Reno: No, even better! C'mon! (*yanks
Edge and a few bar regulars out*)
Jenova: Reno's getting excited
over something that Yuffie's doing?
Jack:
Must be *some* attack, that one ... hey, what're we
going to do about Edge?
Jenova: Play until he gets back.
Jack:
With three players?
Plimsky:
Piep! Vorzieht ihr zwei Spieleren?
Jenova: What was that?
Jack:
I dunno, but it sounds sarcastic ...
(*Outside
the EGC Bar ...*)
Reno: Look! (*points*)
Edge:
(*jaw dropping*) We'll I'll be damned ...
(*And
there she is -- Kisaragi Yuffie, ninja girl extraordinare, defiantly
poised for battle with a packed horde of raging demons.*)
(*Oh,
did I forget to mention that she's floating twenty feet up in the air?*)
Yuffie: Heh ... well, here goes nothing ... (*holds
out a light blue football-sized crystal, gripping it at both ends like
she intends to punt it*)
Elena:
What's that thing she's holding?
Tseng:
I think ... (*blink blink*) Waitminnit ... isn't that ... one
of the Crystal Souls?! OO;
(*Yuffie
begins to glow in such a way that she appears to turn yellow, her hair
sticks out with all the energy building up, and the blue crystal in her
hands also begins to glow yellow -- brighter and brighter until it
resembles a miniature sun ...*)
Yuffie: ALL CREATION!!
(*The
glowing crystal in Yuffie's hands lets out a big blast [think "Holy N2
Bomb"] at the approaching section of the demon horde, obliterating all
of it with the satisfying sound of demons being molecularly
disentegrated ...*)
(*In
other words, a VERY amplified All Creation!*)
Yuffie: (*landing on her feet back on the
ground*) Whew! ^_^;
Jekknol:
(*returning to his usual shade of blue*) Hee hee! That
was cool!
Yuffie: Hai! Let's go do it again! ^o^ (*runs
off to find another demon horde*)
Tseng:
Hey! Get back here! That Crystal Soul is the property of
the Shinra! (*runs after her*)
Elena:
Tseng-kun, wait up! (*runs after him*)
Reno: Now, was that cool or what?
Edge:
Yeah!
Rude:
....... ^_^
Yuna-neko:
And the demons are still coming full force?
Good grief, that's a lot of personified evil ...
(*pause*)
Yuna-neko:
Ah well ... tune in next time, when you'll hear Silverlance Ailith say
--
Ailith:
When are you going to help us fight these demons, Ms.
Sailor Redhead? ¬¬
Andromeda 3: Uh ... well, as soon as I remember what
my attacks were. ^^;
Ailith:
Nani?
Lina:
Hoo boy ... -.-
Yuna-neko:
Heh heh ... don't you love trainee Sailors? ^_- (*SD Neko Salute*)