Alone in Shinobi's tank, _still_ taking a catnap, Jay is having... cat dreams.. :P

......z.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......... =z.z= .....come here...little fishies..........

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...neow? *slowly opens his eyes* What was that? =O.o=

*Demonic Thunder*

*Jumps outside the tank* ...??!! *Looks at the sky* .......!!!!! *Looks at the EVA units* ....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =@.@=
MEOW! WHATS GOING ONE HERE??!??! =0.0= LOTS OF BIG EVA THINGIES! EVILISH CLOUD COMES! NO FOOD! =;_;=
What Jay do to deserve this? =o____o=; JAY WANT FISH! =>_<=;

Ororo.......
Kusoo...Jay was just liking being cat!

*Poof*
*JayNeko is surrounded by green smoke. He tranforms back to his natural state, typical 15 yesr old. Light brown eyes, brown hair, dressed in his SF uniform*

FINALLY! O_O;;;;
*Looks back at the cloud*
......hmmm....this doesnt look good...
*stares at the Eva units*
Hmmm... Eva A..... Eva 05.... and some other Evas.... ^^; And me only with my fists.... ^^;;;
Ill leave this one to them.... But--*He jumps off the tank, and runs towards the EVAs*
Maybe Ill go take a closer look! ^___^ *run run run run*

*Suddenly, he stops*O_O;;;
...s...shi --- It couldnt be him....could it? Dammit.......... *Eyes open wider*

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................................ *eyes narrow, almost closed*..heh.....hehehehe.....*Laughs evily, his eyes fade to a dark grey* ...hmmm.......maybe...I can help _after_ all.... *grin*

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Sou: Araaaaa... You just _had_ to show off your 3 forms ne? >_<;

Jay: Haaai, Jay-Neko, Jay, And Hikari no Ryuu Incarnation! ^___^;;

(....um.... Well, I had to post _something_!)

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Brace for impact, guys! Looks like we're in for a good one!

Touji: *Fierce grin* Let's rock.

*The Evas begin to draw their weapons.  Touji, Rei, and Lyn draw pistols while Asuka and Shinji produce prog-knives.  Aoi hefts her great twin-bladed weapon, the trademark armament of the mass-product Evas.  Hugh brandishes a prog-sword, while Kaworu's Eva brings forth its wicked-looking prog-scythe.

Aoi: ^_^ This is gonna be fun!

*The streets of EGC are all but empty, as the general public knows their place is not on the battlefield, especially an otherworldly one such as this.  But one citizen, a woman with piercing gray eyes and shoulder-length brown hair, dressed in the uniform of a NERV technician, stands in the middle of a deserted street, staring sadly at the sky.  Her eyes slide shut....and open crimson, as Mayuri's did when Adam took her over*

Sariel: ....Jen....Uriel....daughter....I'm on my way.  But first....

*The hexagonal glow of an AT Field shimmers around her for a moment, and Sariel rises into the air, soaring in the direction of her master*

Adam: I've been waiting, Sariel.

Sariel: Hai, Adam-otousama.  I am prepared to enter the battle....but....

Adam: But why fight when by uniting it will all end? That would be foolish indeed, my child.  I would not initiate the union when the lives of four of my children would be ended as a result.  *Smirks* And besides, it has been far too long since I've had the opportunity to fight for myself.

Sariel: And what of the demon and Lilith?

Adam: All in good time.  *Smiles coldly* You seem concerned....Uriel, I assume? You may fight by her side, if you wish.

Sariel: Thank you, otousama.

Adam: But heed me, Sariel, Uriel is not your daughter.  I employed you as a vessel, nothing more.  She is my child.

Sariel: .....Hai, otousama.  *Flies towards the Evas*

Adam: Perhaps I should've told her....ah well, they'll all know soon enough that it is near.

*Suddenly, the new Angel's face appears on the screens of the assembled Evas*

Sariel: Greetings, Children.  I am Sariel.

Aoi: You! I knew it!

Kaworu: Sariel....what're you doing here?

Sariel: *Thin smile* I am at your disposal, Tabris....for now.

*Sariel perches on the shoulder of Eva-05*

Sariel: Jen....do you remember me? I regret not revealing myself to you until now, but it was necessary....I'm here now, Jen.  That's what's important.  We'll go into battle together!

^^;; Listen, while I'm not quite sure what's going on, now is not the time for this!

Rei: ^^;;; We've got problems.

*And next time, the _real_ game begins....*

[At the horizon, a small cloud of dust can be seen, moving fast towards the assembled EVAs. As it draws nearer, one can see that it is Johnny The Man, in Bike Mode again, zooming down the empty streets at high speed while squealing in delight.]

Johnny: This is life! Wheeee-ow! Too bad that copper locked Subito up. Now she´ll miss the action again! Dang, she´ll be somewhat furious ´bout that! Hehehe... well, being a machine has its advantages.

[All of a sudden, Johnny jerks to a sudden halt.]

Johnny: Whoa! What have we here? *looks up at the Looming Cloud of Darkness (TM Cliché Enterprises)* Demons? Hmm. I had some fights with mutants, but this is new. Better get going.

[The biker-cyborg accelerates again, steering towards the small crowd of people that seem to be the other EGC Heroes and Heroines. He transforms into Human Mode in mid-drive, drawing a blaster simultaneously. Driven by his momentum, he literally flies the last few meters towards the group - and past into some garbage cans.]

Johnny: Goddammit! I hereby vow never to try a Heroic Arrival (TM Cliché Enterprises) ever again! *brushes of some junk and turns to the others* Hi gang! Seems all are here. Well then, let´s rock! And don´t chicken out, babes! Oh yeah, who´s in charge this time? Chatty, huh? *turns to Chatty´s EVA and shouts* Go Chatty go! Let´s kick some fins! Yee-ha!

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Just waiting for the action!

Jen:*Jen suddenly stares at the comm in surprise,waking up from the daze*...?!mother?!?!

Yumi:Who the HECK are you!??!And Jen-chan,what the hell is WRONG with YOU!?!?Your eyes are red!!!!

Jen:*looks at the comm with widened eyes*You look so familiar!!!I can't believe its you!!ITS you!!!I thought--I thought-----I--I'm so glad to see your alright!I haven't seen you in god knows how long---I thought--

Yumi:There's no time for happy reunions,Jen!!!WE HAVE A BATTLE!!!!Get your ass in gear!!!

Jen:but..but---mother---

Yumi:NOW!!!!

Jen:*nods somberly*....hai....*suddenly straightens,seeming slightly disturbed,starting up an AT field*

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*the battle rages on as armies of demons stop in front of the Evangelions*

*Jen,using her AT field,cleanly cuts some in two,almost destroying them like magnets,with the guided helps of Void-san's EVA and the Eva Sentai*

*the battle has just begun!

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*meanwhile,inside the EGC bar,Miang cowers in terror in Ramsus's arm,Ramsus looks annoyed from holding her for so long.^_^;

Ramsus:*groaning*Miang-sama?Can you kindly get out of my arms?They're aching ^^;;

Miang:Ah.Gomen nasai hunny.*jumps off,looking shaken*^_^;;

Ramsus:What was THAT?

Miang:It looks like a very strange gear!

Ramsus:They don't look anything like the gears WE use!!They look top-notch to me!

Miang:*sneers*We'll see.Solaris gears are very advanced and in the highest technology.none of those strange things can destroy them.^^

*suddenly,Asuka's gear stomps close to the EGC bar,prong knife in hand,getting medevil on everyone's ass!*(ala:Eva Unit Mass Production Model Slaying ^_-)

Ramsus:Y..You sure?!O___O;;;;

Miang:On second thought...^^;;;

Just when you thought there were too many big robots...

*Flying Monkey and co. have retreated to their warehouse base of operations*

FM: I love this! Demon hordes! I TOLD you something was gonna happen!

Floyd: Sir, your unending desire for carnage never fails to astound me.

FM: Quit being so damned dry for a second, Floyd, and hit that button over there.

Floyd: *Skitters over to a large panel and presses a flashing button*

*Suddenly, the warehouse shakes as two large doors open up from the floor*

Fink: Aiiieee! *jumps away from the machinery*

*The doors fully open, an elevator begins to lift up a large object*

FM: Oh yeah.. here we go...

Race: What the devil...

*Finally, the elevator stops, and on it stands Flying Monkey's pride and joy.. a suped-up 'Predater' class Mobile Armor Unit, with Triranium armor, a full weapon catalog, and a really cool racing stripe running down the side*

FM: Who's ya daddy?

Race: That's.. really.. big.

FM: Well.. what are we waiting for? There's havoc to be wrought!

Floyd: I believe he means, 'Jump in.'

*The group piles into the Predator, with FM in the cockpit and the rest in a special-built passenger module*

FM: Hoooo-weeeh! Let's do it!

One elaborate and expensive launch sequence later....

*The Predator quickly deposits itself in the thick of things, launching every regulation weapon, (and some non regulation ones), it can at the onrushing horde*

FM: Yes, Flying Monkey, there is a Santa Claus...

Floyd: We should all be very, very afraid...

*The Eva Sentai charges full-force into the thick of battle.  03, 00, and 06' send a hail of bullets tearing through the demon armies, while 01, 02, X, 07, and 04 whup some royal ass with their blades.  At the back of the group, the last Eva, Omega, remains still at first....but as the battle goes on, a crimson glow begins to burn in its larger third eye....*

Omega: .....  *The glow flares out, blanketing the city in crimson light* RAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! *Omega unleashes an unearthly bellow and leaps up, soaring over the other Evas and into the center of the hordes.  The demons swarm over the mysterious Eva, but its AT Field holds them at bay long enough for it to lay about itself with unbelievable speed, ripping its enemies to shreds with its bare hands alone.  But numbers eventually begin to wear through its defenses....the demons breach its field, and Omega disappears from sight for a moment, until a shaft of pure white radiance shines out of the horde.  A ray of the darkest black follows, and the pattern continues, alternating blasts of light and darkness that cut down hundreds of demons each.  Omega bursts out of the horde covered in demonic blood*

That was gruesome.  ^_^;;

Aoi: *Grins* First time I've ever seen the kid in combat before.  Most impressive, I must say!

Rei: *Grins back* Imagine that with an actual _pilot_ to direct it!

Kaworu: Anno....matter at hand? ^_^;

Of course, of course.  *X goes back to cutting down demons*

Sariel: *Floats into the air* Well, Jen, let's begin....*Her AT Field lashes into the armies below, shattering demons like toys*

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*Views the carnage surrounding the Eva Sentai*

Shinobi:  Wow... impressive, and i mean that

*Shinobi with the slashing and the blasting and such*

Shinobi:  Bwah-hahahahaha...  *Blam Blam Blam*  Now _this_ is fun!

Clone:  You are telling me *Gleefully ties a demon into a small knot*

Lyric:  Ummm... remember when we talked about medicating him?

Demon:  *Snarl*  I'm gonna eat your soul with some fava beans!

Voodoo:  Not if i can help it!  *Rat-tatatatatatatatat*

Bub:  Grrrrooooowwwwlll...  *Bang*

Shinobi:  There... something of a lull... no, wait... all of 'em are occupied with the Eva Brigade over there, Hey!  Bastards!  Over here!  *Waves arms*

Lyric:  They just don't see you.

Shinobi:  Damn me.

Another Demon:  I don't reccomend it.  Oh, wait *Snarl* That's right... *Snarl*

Shinobi:  Clone, kill it.  You really need a name, you know.

Clone:  Prolly... *Grabs demon by its sholders and casually turns its head around backwards*

Voodoo:  *Shudders*  And _i'm_ the psycho?!

Shinobi:  Ok, here's the Plan:  The demons already in this plane are occupied with the Shito Sentai.  So there we go, we find the rift in this Dimension, and pile in, we try to close it, and return here... hopefully, otherwise we get one hell of a monument.

Clone:  What an assinine plan!  What the hell are we supposed to do in Hell?

Shinobi:  Shut your mouth... we don't have a giant robot, so i have to go to the source of the problem and take it down...

Voodoo:  Fine, fine... Hell sounds like fun, lets go!

Bodai:  I can teleport you there, but i can't come with, Hell and i don't get along.

Shinobi:  So you guard the Rift, and make sure that my messages are relayed to the people engaged in _this_ dimension.

Bodai:  Got it, my star pupil, why don't you take the teleport?

Shinobi:  Ok  *Concetraits*  The glyphs spring up on the floor, creating the teleport gate.  There, step through, and we'll be at the Rift.

*The Goon Squad steps into the large circle, and in a flash of light, they stand before a redly glowing chasm.*

Shinobi:  Alright, then, through we go.  Into destiny and such...

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Argh, i apparently mistyped my last post... the last line should be "Shinobi:  Well, Demons or whatever you are, we are ready.  People, prepare the tank, brace for impact, we are all here, and IT'S _ON_ NOW!"

Now that _that's_ out of the way, will the Goon Squad step through the Rift to Hell?  What will they find there?  Can it even be closed?

*Jay, Hikari no Ryuu, looks up at the gory battle, with his arms crossed, his eyes still a dark grey, and two wings made of white light on his back.*

Hikari no Ryuu: .....hmm..... Now isnt that nice? No demons come down here to dance with me! ...oh well... *shrugs* If the mountain wont come to you, go to the mountain... *wonders if he said that right* ...Damn! No time for this!

*Jay spreads his white wings, which resemble dragon wings, and hardly flaps them once, gaining a good amount of altitude for just one flap. He quickly flies up to the battle. Even if he doesnt have a big-ass EVA, he'll try to help in some way*

*As he nears the battle, his wings fade, his eyes glow intensly, and two energy balls form on his hands.*

Hikari no Ryuu: *Grins evily, waiting for an attack* .......

*Ummm.... The demons dont notice him*

Hikari no Ryuu: *Pissed* AAAAAAHHHG! HOW DARE YOU IGNORE THE DRAGON OF LIGHT??!? THE SECOND RYUU?!?!? *The energy balls grow* TASTE HOLY LIGHT YOU FRIGGIN *Censured* FROM HELL!!!!!

*VRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM*

*And after taking out 20 demons or so, he finally gets some attention, even from the EVA pilots*

Aoi: What was _that_?

Hikari no Ryuu: *gritting his teeth* ....grrr...Ignore _me_ will ya?

Aoi: ...??!

Demon: AHG!!!?!? *A smaller demon, about Jay's size, dives towards him, his demonic eyes glowing a furious red*

Hikari no Ryuu: ...huh? *Somehow, Aoi's Eva reflected the evil figure. Jay turns back to face him*

*SLASH*

Demon: *Demonic Laugh*

Hikari no Ryuu: ......gh? *Looks down at his belly. The demon's hand goes in deeper, blood blurting out of him* ......??!? *Eyes widen in pain* ..d.damn... *Grabs the demons arm, not letting him bury it deeper into him*

Demon: DIE MORTAL!!!!! *Stabs him with his other hand*

Hikari no Ryuu: ...... *grins almost as evily as the demon* ...mortal? ....fool.... *His eyes look directly into his* ...I dont have any intention of dying today.... In fact.... I feel like killing.... *smiles _more_ evily than the demon*

Demon: ..??!

*Jay lets go of the demon's hand, and grabs his neck, squeezing it like an orange. Sudenlly, his hand emits holy light, burning the demon up*

*The demon screams, and soon, he dissolves into black air*

Hikari no Ryuu: *gasp* .......Who would have tought holy light would be so useful..?! *Puts his hand over his wound and looks up* ......? *He looks at Unit Omega* ...huh? Ive never seen that one befor---

*Another demon punches Jay in the same wound*

Hikari no Ryuu: O_O ghh...! You guys just dont give up! *FLASH*

*The demon falls to the ground stiff*

Hikari no Ryuu: ............. ^_^ Finally! I was longing for a fight for such a long time, I let my reflexes get slow! *Quickly turns back and blasts other 3 EVA sized Demons* ...ah...much better...!

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Hey! I wasnt gonna let you guys have _all_ the fun! :P Besides, being a ryuu, it _is_ my duty... ^_-

Unit Omegaaaa??! EVA WITH NO PILOT??! OH! WHAT A GREAT GIFT THAT WOULD BE FOR SOMEONE WITH NO WEAPONS WHATSOEVER! ESPECIALLY FOR A RYUU!!! SO USEFUL!!!! ^______^ *hint hint*

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*The all-powerful FF7 trio approaches Shinobi's team as they charge the rift*

Tifa: Shinobi-saaaan! Care for some backup?

Aerith: Unless y'think we won't be useful.  ^_^ We'd be happy to stay here too.

Sephiroth: But it would be most honorable of you to accept our aid! *Hefts his sword* Especially seeing as how we wield this mighty weapon, Demonslayer!

Tifa: *Elbows Sephiroth* You'll have to excuse Sephy-kun. This sword seems to've activated the Kunou circuits in his brain.  ^^;; Anyway, mind if we help?

Jen:According to my radar,these demons keep on coming and coming.We need full force to wipe them all out.

Yumi: Then what do we do,Miss freak with red eyes?!??!(Yumi gets annoying and snappish when she's nervous ^_^;;)

Jen:I think combining me and mother's AT field would work pretty good ...hmm...then while the demons are weak we can wipe them out with the rest of the Eva Sentei's weapons.

Yumi:SO WHAT DO WE DO!???!?

Jen:*grabs onto the handles of the entry plug tightly as her EVA starts running*You sit back and watch the fireworks.

Yumi: AIEEE!!!!!!!O_O;;;;;;;;;;

*Jen builds up her AT field,combining the power with Sariel's,and hits the demons at full force,with a giant eruption as an explosion*

*the explosion stuns most of the demons,most crumple to the ground from the holy light,while the Eva sentai and the others start the slaughterhouse,Jen + Sariel's explosion weakening them greatly,as the giant celestial light slices through hordes if demons like rag dolls*

*finally,Jen unsheathes her twin bladed weapon,most mass Eva production units have them,and charges,through the slaughterhouse,blood covering some parts of the Eva,but Eva-05's goofy grin now seems menacing and mocking*

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*meanwhile,Miang and Ramsus looks outside,Miang with an eager grin on her face,and Ramsus,her hunny-bunny ^_-*

Miang:*stares,goggle-eyed* SUGOI!!!!Hunny,buy me one of those mechas-whatever!!!*tugtug* That would be SUPREME for the army and to wipe out those pesky little rebels!!!

Ramsus: Miang-sama..as much as you really want those...er..strange gears..Eva-somethings...I don't think I can buy one without forking over my life savings ^^;;;;

Miang:SO FORK THEM OVER YOU DISGRACEFUL EXCUSE FOR A HUSBAND!!!!>_____<;;;

Ramsus: *calmly*err...M..Miang..O_O;;; gomen...but I..

Miang:*smiles*Please.....Pretty please..^^!!!!!!!

Ramsus: Oh..look,here comes our gears now!!!(whew,what a relief ^^;;; thank you god.)

Miang:WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DOn'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY YOU---ohh..lookee!My gear!!WAI. ^^!!!!

*The gears are very different from an Evangelion in Xenogears,they carry out some tremendous powerful,but not quite nearly as powerful enough as an Evangelion,but can pack quite a punch*

*Miang jumps inside of her gear,which is a purple/lavender color,it has really nice,long feet.It has your usual designed mecha hands and legs,except the fact that she has an entire cockpit,with the same type of comm,but this time,only with sound.*

*Ramsus's gear is exactly the same,except much more bulkier and huskier,with a tan.white outer covering.His gear is equipped with the most advanced type of technology,including comms.

Miang:*Miang's determined smirk and positive face shows up on the screen* Now its time for me to bust a few heads Ramsus-sama!^_^*unsheathes double katanas from out of a gear pocket in the back of her gear,and charges after the demons slashing at them with her laughs of triumphs and mockingness*

Ramsus:Wait for me!^_^;; hehe...*Ramsus pulls out a giant masamune and charges with Miang,the dynamic duo increasing the death counter rate,Ramsus's kills always seems noble though,since he's always shy ^^;;;*

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In case your imagination has dissolved,here is a pic of Ramsus ^_-

And here's one of Miang-sama!(Curtosy of RPGamer,both pics)