Presenting ...

THE REALLY BIG POST (Maybe)

Yuna-neko: Uh, Jay-san?   Unit Omega is SPECIAL.  Hint hint.

(*pause*)

Yuna-neko: Ah well.  I wonder why I bother breaking the fourth wall when I can't get a response in real time. ¬¬

(*More Demons keep coming, despite everyone's wonderful wonderful demonslaying attempts*)

Yuna-neko: Hey, lookit that ... more demons?  Shit, is all of Hell going to empty into here or something?

(*Meanwhile, in the streets of the EGC ...*)

Tifa: (*ripping a demon's head right off it's shoulders*) Ha ha ha!  Die, hellspawn!!  Die!   (*proceeds to tear another one in half*)

Sephiroth: (*blink blink*)

Tifa: (*shrugs*)   I'm in a violent mood today.

Aerith: (*also kicking ass*) Hee hee!  This is fun!  ULTIMA!! (*flattens a few demons*)

Sephiroth:  When do I get to do something besides sit here in the back row casting heal spells? ¬¬

Tifa:  Hey, you always get to kick butt.  We're usually stuck as healers!

Aerith:  Yeah!   Especially me!  It's sexual discrimination! >.<

Sephiroth:  Ne, there's something called _taking turns_ ...

Tifa: (*shrugging him off*)

Sephiroth:  Okay, that's it!  I'm kicking ass too, whether you like it or not!

(*He runs in and slashes a demon, slicing it in two ...*)

(*... and there is a blinding flash of light.*)

Sephiroth:  Nani?

Tifa:  What the heck ...?

(*A tsunami of light green energy blasts through the streets of EG City, annihilating all demons in its path.   Exactly like Holy, except it stops after about 30 or so feet.*)

Sephiroth:  Aerith, did you just cast Holy?

Aerith:  Nnnnooooooo, the white materia's still on my head. ^^;

Sephiroth:  Then what was that?

Tifa:  I think it's that sword.

Sephiroth: (*innocently joyful -- think "Mai-chan"*) Really?  Wow!

The Two Cetra: (*REAAAAALLY big sweatdrops*)

[Note to Shinobi and FM: Yes, that is one really big BoE powerup for the Demonslayer.  Everyone writes it in at some point or another. ^_-]

(*Meanwhile, at the bar, a couple of people are trying to play a nice game of cards ...*)

Plimsky:  Pip pip pip!   Plimsky gewinnt!

Jenova:   Damn ... that robot's good at cards.

Jack:  Yeah.  Are you cheating or something?

Plimsky: Nein.  Plimsky mögelt nicht!

Edge: (*"hiding" his cards from the robot*) What the hell's that mean?

Kii: (*from the counter*) "Plimsky doesn't cheat."

Edge:  Oh.  I guess it's his poker face, then. ^^;

Reno: (*running in*)  Hey, guys!  Come look what Yuffie's doing!!

Edge:  What, hacking demonspawn?

Reno:   No, even better!  C'mon! (*yanks Edge and a few bar regulars out*)

Jenova:  Reno's getting excited over something that Yuffie's doing?

Jack:  Must be *some* attack, that one ... hey, what're we going to do about Edge?

Jenova:   Play until he gets back.

Jack:  With three players?

Plimsky:  Piep!   Vorzieht ihr zwei Spieleren?

Jenova:   What was that?

Jack:  I dunno, but it sounds sarcastic ...

(*Outside the EGC Bar ...*)

Reno:   Look! (*points*)

Edge: (*jaw dropping*) We'll I'll be damned ...

(*And there she is -- Kisaragi Yuffie, ninja girl extraordinare, defiantly poised for battle with a packed horde of raging demons.*)

(*Oh, did I forget to mention that she's floating twenty feet up in the air?*)

Yuffie: Heh ... well, here goes nothing ... (*holds out a light blue football-sized crystal, gripping it at both ends like she intends to punt it*)

Elena:  What's that thing she's holding?

Tseng:  I think ... (*blink blink*) Waitminnit ... isn't that ... one of the Crystal Souls?! OO;

(*Yuffie begins to glow in such a way that she appears to turn yellow, her hair sticks out with all the energy building up, and the blue crystal in her hands also begins to glow yellow -- brighter and brighter until it resembles a miniature sun ...*)

Yuffie:  ALL CREATION!!

(*The glowing crystal in Yuffie's hands lets out a big blast [think "Holy N2 Bomb"] at the approaching section of the demon horde, obliterating all of it with the satisfying sound of demons being molecularly disentegrated ...*)

(*In other words, a VERY amplified All Creation!*)

Yuffie:  (*landing on her feet back on the ground*)  Whew! ^_^;

Jekknol: (*returning to his usual shade of blue*) Hee hee!  That was cool!

Yuffie:  Hai!  Let's go do it again! ^o^ (*runs off to find another demon horde*)

Tseng:  Hey!  Get back here!  That Crystal Soul is the property of the Shinra! (*runs after her*)

Elena: Tseng-kun, wait up! (*runs after him*)

Reno:   Now, was that cool or what?

Edge:  Yeah!

Rude: ....... ^_^

Yuna-neko:  And the demons are still coming full force?  Good grief, that's a lot of personified evil ...

(*pause*)

Yuna-neko:  Ah well ... tune in next time, when you'll hear Silverlance Ailith say --

Ailith:  When are you going to help us fight these demons, Ms. Sailor Redhead? ¬¬

Andromeda 3: Uh ... well, as soon as I remember what my attacks were. ^^;

Ailith:  Nani?

Lina:  Hoo boy ... -.-

Yuna-neko:  Heh heh ... don't you love trainee Sailors? ^_- (*SD Neko Salute*)