| Subject: ATTACK!! |
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*Shinobi and co. are finishing preparations beneath the EGC Bar... picture a quick montage of weapons bieng sharpened, loaded, energized, etc... i believe Army of Darknes had a scene that could be used as a reference...* Shinobi: Lyric, what's the status of the other Battalions? Lyric: VoidStar joined up (who had any doubt?), Nadia lept on (and her goddesses are free, but still in great danger behind enemy lines), and the Matt-Army is whoopin in the streets (yup, thought so...) Shinobi: Good, and the other hostages? Lyric: as yet, they are fine... oh and VS recently got more added to his ranks... Lanfear, Mesaana, and Semirhage are here... Matt Cauthon: Aaaa! Forsaken! Shinobi: Calm thyself (woolhead) Somebody has to greet them properly... Kodome calinichnye ga ne "Forsaken" her Matt: Wow, and i thought i was the only one who busted out with the Old Tongue at the drop of a hat... Lyric: For everybody who doesn't know the OT, Shinobi just said "There is always welcome for Forsaken here" and i can't for the life of me figure out why... Shinobi: Well, i didn't have the time to learn the OT equivalent of Forsaken... Reno: While you two were talking, the roaches surrounded us... Voodoo: AGAIN??!! Shinobi: Argh... that's too many times now... well, nothing but left but to act, my friends! Heres the plan, first we rescue the hostages, then we regroup here, under the Bar, and finally we roll out and go apeshit on the roaches, not a one will leave here alive, i am quite tired of leaving living enemies behind me... Girl: Ummm... are you sure you are the GOOD one? Shinobi: Mostly, just don't push me or be a roach.... then *Flourishes the Kabal* |
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*S'Kean steps out of the basement shadows dragging Floyd behind him* S'Kean: Barely got out of there alive.. Flying Monkey, Fink, Crow and Tom Servo are still up there! So are my computer and that flying laptop thingy. Race: But I made it out! *steps out of the darkness of the corner* I also found this! *drags Coch'Rahn by the collar* Coch'Rahn: Let me go, you blasted freelance adventurer! S'Kean: YOU! You brought the roaches here, didn't you? Coch'Rahn: No! I swear! The roaches have their own agenda.. I just want to destroy subspace! S'Kean: SHADDAP! *punches him in the face, then turns to Shinobi* So.. you organizing a Roach Resistance, eh? I'm in. Race: Me too! Lemme throw a barrel at 'em! Coch'Rahn: OWW! I dink you bwoke by dose! S'Kean: I SAID SHADDAP! *knees him in the groin* Coch'Rahn: O_o;; S'Kean: Now that the pleasantries are dispensed with.. let's go... Roach war!
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| Subject: re: ATTACK!! |
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Lanfear: Heads up, Mat! *A bar of balefire disintegrates the roach on Lord Cauthon's back* You're lucky my personality's been transmutated. ^_^ Semirhage: ^^;;; Er, Lan-chan, you do remember that excessive use of balefire can damage a dimension. Sometimes irrevocably. Lanfear: Simple enough answer: the roaches aren't from this dimension. ^_^ Semirhage: Hmmm....good point. LET'S PARTY!!!! *Semirhage cuts loose with a blast of balefire wide enough to engulf a car, sweeping it across the roaches* Basic explanation of balefire: A bar of liquid white fire which tends to permanently burn the retinas of those who look at it too long. But ocular damage is the least of one's worries: if balefire actually _touches_ you, you are GONE. Instantly. Actually, your death occurs a certain amount of time _before_ the balefire touches you--it kills you back in time. You're dead before you die, in other words. And any actions you took in that stretch of time are undone, with only memories remaining. In other words, it's the ultimate instant-kill weapon. ^_^ Have a nice day. Rei: *Looks at the excessively long explanation* You coulda just said it zaps 'em out of time, you know. ^_^ Too simplistic. Anyway, let's kick some ass! Tifa: ^_^ Agreed! These things are bad for business! Aerith: Let's really get this party started! *Aerith pulls the White Materia from her bow* ^_^ Lanfear: *Fires another shot of balefire* Aoi: *Levels a few hundred roaches with her AT Field* *VoidStar jumps up on the counter and shouts commands* FORSAKEN!!! ROLLING RING OF EARTH AND FIRE!!!! Forsaken: HAI!!!! BOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!! *Many many charred roaches*
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| Subject: JEN-CHAN YOU IDIOT!(I know...I used a big JPG file..) |
*levels her AT field anyway*Stupid roaches..they just keep coming and coming.. *notices the mad slaughterhouse of roaches*hmm..hmm..^^; o0(Geez,I don't be alone in a dark alley with the Shito Sentai around.....0_o) *sweat sweat* Misato:What the hell are you doing standing there?!MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL!>o< *piku* Misato: v_v;;;;*sigh* *steps on a roach*>o< *a loud squishy noise echoes* Misato:GROSS!She means business!=P okee dokie!^_^ *levels her AT field*NOW WE CRUSH SOME ROACHES! *charges up to maximum power*^___^ Misato:*ducks out of the way of the hundreds of dead roaches laying on their backs* Misato:AIIEEE!@^@ *crunch!crunch!crunch!crunchcrunchcrunchcrunch WHAM!* *kills a few hundred more*^___^ Misato: ACK!0_o *dodges out of the way of an At field* Misato:*covers her ears*0_o *a few more die* *WHAM!* AGH!>o< *scuffle* Roaches:EEP!0_o *charges up a bit more*OK!THIS IS _WAR!_ Misato:*still covering ears*0_0 *suddenly creates an explosion the size of an N^2 bomb explosion,and of course,is well protected,along with everyone else...I'm not going to let you guys get hurt,right?^^;* BOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *silence* eh he he he..^^;;;;;;;;;;;; *notices the thousands of dead roaches lining up in huge piles* *wipes her forehead* Misato:*trembletremble*You got 'em?0_O hai..seems so.. *chirp* but there's probably tons more... Misato:What a total complete brag.. HEY!I NEVER DO THIS!ESPECIALLY AN N^2 SIZE-EXPLOSION! Misato:But thats one hell of an explosion!Besides that Ian-san's gonna be pissed that you used such a big .JPG!>o< *sweatdrop*^^;;;;HEY!This is jmy last time I use such a big image!I sware!^^; Misato:*gruntgrunt* ^_^;;; *sidenote:yes,that picture was from EVA-R fanfiction (www.eva-r.com) and I think it portrayed the explosion perfectly..so Its _NOT_ mine and it belongs to Eva-R artists and authors...yadda yadda..yadda?^^;
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| Subject: Escape from... Whereever we are.... |
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Sou, ken and I are being held in a little room in the middle of who knows where... Ken: The blindfolded us.... ^^; Sou: hai.......... Sou: *Walking around the room* This is _not_ good at all... Ken: ~o~; zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Jay: *Still paralized* ...........ken..........baka......... Sou: *Sigh* I guess Ill have to do this alone.... ?¿?¿?: Not really, Sou-kun....... ^_^ *The misterious figure jumps down from the ceiling of the room, waking Ken up* Yatta, I finally found you all!!! ^__^ Sou/Ken/Jay: O.o;;; Ken: Su.... su.... Su....... Su....... O•O;;;;;;; Sou: *Chokes*
Jay: *Falls back* ....Su......Zuki????? X.x;
Suzuki: Awww...... JAY-KUN!!!! You look awful!!! ^_^
Jay: X.x;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Suzuki: Tee hee.... ^_^ Baka..... Let me take care of the
paralizys... Neee? ^__^
Jay:*Mufled Voice* IIE------- x.x
Ken: *Pst pst* Last time Suzuki tried to help Jay she almost
destroyed the entire planet... ;
Sou: Ah yes.. How could one forget that hideous day... ^^;
Ken: OO; .................. Heyyy... You still gotta thing for her
hmm?
Suzuki: Stop whining!!!!! I wont blow up Earth or something! Geez! Jay: o_o;;;; *Tries to run away, but cant stand up* Suzuki: Aww... You look so cute when you´re all paralized on the flooor... ^__^ Ok, there, you should be able to move now... ^o^ Jay: o.o; YOU DIDNT BLOW ANYTHING UP! Ken: *Gasp* SHE DIDNT TURN ME INTO A FROG!!!! Sou: ^_^ And you´re as cute as ever, Suzuki-chan... Suzuki: Aww.. You flatter me, Sou-kun! ^_^ Look, I also found the keys so you can all escape! ^__^ *Suddenly Suzuki finds herself baing hugged by the 3 of them*
Suzuki: Awwwwww..... Youre all so sweet!!! ^____^
.....You can let go now......
Shouldn´t we kick some insect butt??? Jay: *Sweatdrops and lets go* ^_^ Arigato! Ken: YAH! YOU FINALLY LEARNED MAGIC BAKA! ^__^ IM SO HAPP--- *SLAM WHAM CRUNCH* Sou: Im just glad you´re back... ^_^ Jay: Erm...... *Takes "keys" and opens the door*
Roach Leader: WHA THE---- GET THEM DONT LET THEM ESCAPE! >__<; Suzuki: Oh oh oh! Im gonna squish you uncute little things! ^__^ All Roaches: OO; Jay: *Sly grin* You´ll pay for paralizing _me_... *Crack Knuckles* Heh.... Sou: *Evil grin* YOU´LL PAY DEARLY FOR ALL THE DAMAGE AND SUFFERING YOU HAVE DONE! I SHALL CREAM YOU ALL! YOU´LL ALL PAY FOR THE LIVES YOU´VE TAKEN! PREPARE TO MEET THY DOOM COMPOST CREATURES!!!!!!!! I´LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU ALL, FOR I AM ONE OF THE JUSTICE WARRIORS OF THE REALM OF DIJAN! YOSHI!!!!! *Calls forth the power of the Serpent* Ken: Yeah.... What he said.... Suzuki: You say such nice and heroic speeches Sou! ^o^ *And so, the 4 friends begin to sqish all the roaches that dare get on their way...* *Or something similar....* *Erm..... Well, you could at least say they are free now... ^^; Thanks to the new Nekoi Suzuki!!!!!!!!!!* Jay: Thats enough talking, just let us do our job! We gotta find Void and the rest too!!!
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| Subject: Protecting the streets! |
Standing in front of out intrepid trio is a fairly large roach. It looked like a bodybuilder with six arms. The roach, while laughing swats Matt away like nothing. Matt goes flying back and crashes into the bar. They teleport to his side just as he gets up. At that precise moment, the rest of the Ranma 1/2 cast appears. Matt looks around disoriented and smiles at his friends. The roach fiends makes his way into the bar. The Z-Sabre battle theme plays. The rest followed with their own techniques. Smoke came from the roach. When the smoke cleared it was still standing.... Ranma Cast: NANI?!?! At that moment, a long blade came out of the stomach of the roach. They stood there for a moment waiting for attack, but when green blood started pouring out, they powered down. The roach fell to reveal their savior. Holding the Masamune with one hand, was the silver hair Sephiroth. The Ranma 1/2 cast gaped at Seph. Sephiroth: Yeah, but don't expect this all the time. Sephiroth: I'm only fighting because they're scaring away all my wonderful customers. I need to help the people! Sephiroth: No thanks. I'm going solo. I'll lend my help to the others. The Ranma 1/2 cast, otherwise called the Z-Sabres, scatter and disappear.
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| Subject: Gomen! |
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| Subject: This izzz wars.... |
Edge: TAKE MY ALCHOHOL WILL YOU!? *stabbes a small battlion* Cloud: *does Omnislash on a LOT of the legion with his Ultima Butter Knife* Come on guys! Ki and Edge: NO WAY!! WE MUST SAVE THE BAR!!! Sephiroth:.....they're right! I've had too many good memories here! We'll guard this place! Ki: Now you're talking some sense Seph... *hic* breaks a glass bottle and starts chasing roaches* After a couple of hundred fight scenes, the bar is now secured for all of the Roach Resistence. Edge: We showed em! *hic* Almost a group sweatdrop. Sephiroth: Okay minna san, this is our base. If you need refuge, come here!
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| Subject: Maestro, if you please! |
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Oh, and just so you know... the background music is "Cease" by Bad Religion... as far as i can remember...
*Suddenly from the depths of the bar...* Shinobi: the Bar is secured? Then sally forth m'friends!
Blacktop pavement cover me, [ Scene: Voodoo, Matt C. and Bub -- Tearing away at the Roaches ] Voodoo: Evil, evil things! *Rat-tatatatatata...* Matt C.: Carai an Elisande! Al Elisande! Carai an Caldazar! Al Caldazar! *Slash Stab Slash* Voodoo: Honestly, you are louder than my Uzi... oh well... *Rat-tatatatat* Matt C.: What's an Uzi? *Stab Slash Stab* Bub: Grrrrr... Argh... Hello Aunt Eileen! *Bang Bang Bang*
Institution on the hill [ Scene: Reno, the Ecchi Girl, and the Plant -- Raisin' Cain on the Roaches ] Plant: ... (*thinks* if i had hands, i'd attack with them...) Girl: Eeeeek! Ecchi Roach! *WhapWhapWhap* Reno: Is that all you can say? *Wham* Girl: Do i need to say more? *WhapWhap* Reno: Guess not... *WhamWhamWham*
Grave memorium [ Scene: Shinobi and Lyric -- Scything through the Ranks ] Shinobi: Lyric, null field centered on me, to deflect any possible magic attacks... Lyric: You got it, boss! Shinobi: and i think its time we took to the air -Wings [ON]- *Ka-Tang* Shinobi: Now to settle things from a position of air superiority... *Bzzzzzzzzz-ZAP!* Lyric: I have weapons too! Ultrasonic Blast! *Eeeeeeeeeee*
What pretention everlasting peace
Hehehehehe... gawd i luv battles, especially big ones, but the musical accompanyment wasn't chosen for any particular reason other than the fact that it has three verses and now that i look at it, fits the theme... but oh well, i can get over it, so i guess you can too, yes?
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| Subject: ...... |
Within the confines of the bar are Matt, Ki, Sephiroth, Edge, Neal, and the Wanderer. They sit around a table and look over their battle plans. At that moment, Akane walks in with Ranma and CochRahn. Akane: Look at what *I* found eavesdropping. CochRahn: Please don't hurt me! I just got beat up by Jay! I wasn't eavesdropping I swear honest! Neal: Never trust lawyers. And you're the worse of them all CochRahn. Matt: I loathe lawyers.*sighs* I'll just let Shinobi or VS handle you, you slime bag. CochRahn: No!!!!!! NOT THEM!!!!!! Wander: Like we care. We'll just throw you to them so they can tear you to shreds or something. Ranma: Or we'll just give you over to the roaches or something. Elsewhere, in a deep dark alley... Kamakiri: *panting as she runs* Shimatta! They're still after me! Following close behind her are a LARGE legion of roach commandos. After a LONG chase scene I don't feel like going into, they capture Yamamura Liyah (AKA Kamakiri) and lock her up in the dungeon. Back at the bar... Matt: Okay then. What's our status Ki? Ki: All's well. Everyone is advancing on the roach invaders. We're just busting them up left and right. Matt: Good. Send a full report to Lyric and have it relayed to Shinobi and the rest of the Roach resistence. Sephiroth: Want a hotdog minna san? Ranma cast: HAI!!!
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| Subject: Hostages!!! |
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*Deep in the confines of the Roach Fortess, in an undisclosed location, Flying Monkey, Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo and Fink the Lancer Duck are being held hostage by the Roach Army!* Roach 2nd in Command: Zo, ju theenk ju haff beeten uzz.. vell.. ve haff vays off makink ju suffer! FM: Wow.. that German accent sound really fake.. Roach 2nd in Command: Really? I've been practicing for days! I even bought this book.. *shows him a copy of "Threatening German Voices for Beginners* FM: No offense, I mean.. It just seems like you'd do better using your own voice to threaten people, you just sound silly otherwise. Roach 2nd in Command: Thanks for the tip.. i'll enjoy killing you much more, now! FM: Grr.. stupid twit. Crow: Would you mind NOT giving hostage pointers to the enemy? Tom Servo: Yeah.. it's not like we're in imminent danger or anything... Fink: This rope really chafes my wing. FM: We're gonna get out of here... Tom Servo: Yeah.. and my name's gonna be drawn for the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes. Will Flying Monkey and the rest of them be saved? Do the roaches have a devious master plan involving lasers and sharks? Is there life after death? Stay tuned to find out! ^_^
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| Subject: re: Hostages!!! |
*walks in exausthed from roasting roaches* *in background:ROASTED ROACHES!AT FIELD FRIED!GOOD STUFF! Roach:Who let her in here?!>o< Another Roach:vell...ve von't vnow!^^; *waves suddenly*Its my good friend Flying Monkey!^-^How are ya? Yumi:*sighs*Jen...notice the roaches with the semi-automatic-machine guns --;;; *piku*Oh yeah...^^; Roach:ATTACK!ATTACK!*scuttles around*YOU DITZ!>o< *enraged*DITTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZZZ?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!?! Roaches:vwahahahaha vwahahaha!*evil Russian laugh of death* >.>Whats so funny? Yumi: Jen fried a lot of your good buddies back there ^_- I wouldn't be laughing.. Roaches:vwhahahahahah!vwahaha! Soup Nazi:NO SOUP FOR YOU!>o< *the roaches become silent* Roaches:EEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!! *Jen smiles happily*Now,hand over the hostages... Another Roach:vo vay vitz!>o< nnnh?^^; Soup Nazi:GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!NO SOUP FOR YOU VE STUPID ROACH!>o< *the roaches scuttle away scared from the trio,and the fact of the AT field impact...* *grabs Flying Monkey and helps him up*Lets get out of this anti-bugle place!o0(then we can skip merrily to church and bow to the almighty bugle!^_-) Yumi:*nods*There's also some people that still need rescuing!
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| Subject: re: re: Hostages!!! |
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Well, currently, we´re working our way through the roach army undetected... dressed as.... v_v; Suzuki: Cute Cheerleaders! ^___^ ; ............ ** ;; Shut up, cheap narrator....**
*4 cheerleaders are walking through the middle of the roache´s main army, wich is in the east of
EGC* Ken: *walk walk walk* .........Thanks a _lot_ Suzuki...
Suzuki: Awww... But you look so cute! ^_^
*WHAM*
Now act like a girl you cheap bastard... Ken: *Sarcastic* ON NOOO! I BROKE A NAIL! Like, this sti~~inks! What would Sou think of me?!?!? I gotta get a facial! OH GAWD! *Just as he finishes saying that, Ken finds himself being kicked around by Suzuki* Suzuki: HMPF! >.< Geez.... So Inmature.... *Leaves Ken´s half dead body on the ground* Jay: ...Is it dead? *Nudge nudge* oo; Sou: Get up baka... We have to get out of here and find some desent clothes....... v.v; Jay: ...Anno.... Suzuki _does_ look cute... ^__^ Ken: *Gets up and smashes Jay* Shutup... Sou´s right... Skirts suck.... Jay: Depends on _who_ wears them ne? Sou/Ken: True true... *both stare at Suzuki, who is slapping some hentai roaches* Jay: *Think think* ....... Erm..... Well, Lets get going ne? I think Im gonna catch a cold here... *Sniff sniff* *Sou and Ken notice they´re still in the cheerleader clothers* O.O;
Suzuki: WELL HURRY UP!!!! *Slams a roach to a wall* ITS NOT LIKE WE HAVE ALL DAY! AND I _HATE_ CHEERLEADERS! Ken: ......geez... Talk about mood swings... she´s even worse than--- *Ken finds himslef all alone surrounded by roaches* Ken: .......*flash back: ACT LIKE A GIRL!* Erm.... EWWWWWWWWW!!!! *Runs after Sou and Jay* *After walking 3 miles out of the Roach underground complex (and killing the usual hentai roach) our friends finally seem to be free... for now* Jay: HAH! FINALLY! ^_^ Hurry up guys! I wanna get some desent clothes now that we´re free--- Sou: ....... *Carrying Suzuki and dragging Ken* Would ya help me out here? Jay: Ok, Ill carry Suzuki now--- *WHAM WHAM* Suzuki: _Sou_ carries me.... >.< Ken: X.X;;; WATER! I NEED WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sou/Jay/Nekoi: ;;; GET UP! Ken: Oohohohoho... ^^; Im better now! YUP! I can walk another 4 miles! ^___^ *Everyone but Ken sweatdrops*
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Lan-chan! Mesaana-sensei! Semirhage-san! I do believe I see a friend of yours with Shinobi-san! *Points towards Mat* Lanfear: ^_^ It is! Mat-kun, how've you been? *Waves a little and then zaps a roach with balefire* Mesaana: One of our old enemies, eh? Well, let him be. ^_^ No reason for us to hog the glory, eh? Semirhage: Guess not. *Smirk* But that shouldn't stop us from taking a piece, ne? Mesaana: But of course. It would be crazy not to dig in a little! *The three channelers give a battle cry, and streams of balefire leap from their hands once more* *As the Forsaken blast their way through the roach ranks with deadly balefire, Ivy's whip-sword lashes through nearly as many, the lone warrior standing against hundreds of the malicious insects* Aerith: All right, mina-san, not bad at all! Time for me to throw in my contribution! *Aerith's White Materia glows pale green, and a tidal wave of Holy energy rises up behind her and sweeps through the streets of Genesis, leaving the general populace & anti-roach fighters untouched but annihilating all the cockroaches in its path* Tifa: ^_^ Rock on, aijin....
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| Subject: ........good question.... |
Matt: Woohoo! Rock on Aerith! Ki: Hey big bro, we're missing one of our members... Matt: Eh? Who? Ki: Kamakiri. She hasn't reported in. Matt: WHAT?!?!?!?! Why didn't you tell me sooner?! Ki: You were kinda busy whoopin @$$, so I thought it best not to bother you. Matt: Geez... I shouldn't have even bothered with CochRahn. That wuss bucket. Do we have any leads? Neal: Actually, we do. She's been captured. She's in the Roach underground base. Matt: Well then, let's go save her! Since we don't have to protect the streets anymore, I'll set up a strike team. Neal: And do you have any idea how to do that? Matt: Not a clue. The group sweatdrop. Matt looks at Ki, Ki looks at Neal, and Neal looks at Matt. Their sweatdrops grow larger... ????????: ????????#2:Hai na no da. Matt/Ki/Neal: NANI?! From the shadows, pop up two not so familiar figures. Although they smile, an ogre kanji appears on one of their foreheads, and the water well kanji appears on the other's knee. Neal: Tamahome...? Ki: Chichiri....? Tamahome/ Chichiri: HAI!/ Hai na no da. Matt: Okay then. I'll dispense with the pleasantries till later, but for right now, I need your guys' help. Tamahome: I got your back. Chichiri: We're here to help na no da. Matt: All right. Here's my plan... Elsewhere, the lovely Kamakiri is being held hostage with some REALLY ecchi roaches. Kamakiri: Get away from ME!!! *punts another roach* You things are disgusting! *ki blasts another roach* Roach: Hey baby, ya wanna see my thorax? Kamakiri: Roach no baka!!! *fires a large ki beam and destroys the roach* Jay! VS! Shinobi! MATT!! HELP!!!!! Although underground, Kamakiri's cries are echoed throughout the underground. Maybe someone'll save her from the horrible roach menace. Meanwhile... Matt: You guys got the plan? All: Hai./Hai na no da. Matt: Okay then. LET'S BEAT SOME ROACH @$$!!!!!!
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| Subject: Line of Inquiry / Oshikorosu |
(*At first, it would seem that there is nothing anywhere abouts but total darkness and the sound of whispering. It's enough to make you wonder why the heck the post is being based here, but turning around to face the other direction (duh) shows that there is, in fact a bright lamp in the middle of wherever this is. Under the lamp is a chair with Chatty tied into it. Mildly shadowy figures mill about. They seem pretty bored.*) (*Think "Sloppy X-Files".*) (*Suddenly, one of the figures dumps a bucket of warm water on Chat's head ... and you ought to know what that does ... (dechibification or whatnot)*) Chatty: (*tiredly*) Was that adding insult to injury or what? ????1: Actually, it's 'cause Zero-brain can't interrogate a chibi ... ????2: Well I'm soooooorry, but chibis are far too kute -- and stop calling me Zero-brain!! ????1: But that's what you are! A stupid, 16-bit, mentally shrunk bakemono ... ????2: Hey, you're just a minor boss from the same game, y'know! ????1: Yeah, but I'm cooler looking than you are. ????2: Oh really? Well ... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEDA!! ????3: Stop that! (*Complete silence. The tone is unmistakable, even if the voice is variable. A particular shadowy figure walks up through the darkness, with others quickly moving out of the way. The figure comes close enough to shed some light on his/her/its form, only to show that there is none. Instead of a constant form, there is a constant shifting of form and shape depending on mood and expression. There is, of course, only one person with this sort of habit ...*) Miyu: (*shifts into Minmey form*) So ... he has not been affected by traditional forms of persuasion? ????1: No matter how many times we say "pretty pretty please with a cherry on top", he just won't agree to sign. Miyu: (*impatient*) I meant traditional forms of persuasion. ????2: Err ... oh, you mean physical torture? Zero-baka wouldn't stand doing that to a chibi. "Chibis are far too kute", he said ... ????1: Stop calling -- ????2: Hey, I said "Zero-baka" instead of "Zero-brain" this time ... Miyu: (*shifts into Cecil form*) Cut it out. The both of you. ????1 and ????2: Eeep! Miyu: (*shifts into Kaworu form*) Well, I suppose it's good you didn't waste resources. After all, a former shapeshifter's bound to have an abnormally high pain threshold. Did you try anything else? ????2: Well, we were going to try setting Yuna the Succubus at 'im ... Chatty: (*disgusted*) Now that is just dementedly sick ... Miyu: (*ignoring him*) And ...? ????2: And ... well ... we can't find her. ^^;; Miyu: (*shifts into Vincent form and shrugs*) Well, that's to be expected. She's a bit out of line, but she does her job and that's that. Besides, it's not like she'd have much of an effect on her builder ... Chatty: You got that right. Miyu: (*thwap*) Shaddup. (*to the shadowy figures*) Is his spirit breaking any? ????3: No, not really. But I think he's bored. Miyu: (*nods, shifting to Shinji form*) I see. We'll have to resort to Jusenkyo Water Torture, ne? Chatty: Jusenkyo Water Torture? ^^; Miyu: (*evil grin*) It's an idea we adapted from Joseph Sutedja. Hmm ... I think we'll start with Yunfuniichuan ... Chatty: (*eyes widening with horror*) NANI? Miyu: Hai, that's right. Water from the "Spring of Drowned Pregnant Woman". (*grin*) Shall we begin? There ... thorough uselessness ... hehehe ... now I can go to bed and start recovering. Hai, that's right! I'm sick again!! Isn't that just peachy keen joyous?! (*smirk*) Err ... but where'd this thing about the Roaches being ecchis and having a Centralized Base that everyone seems to know the location of come from? So far as I can tell, the point was to spread the whole organization out so that it couldn't be destroyed with one big whammo attack. (Hey, that Roach Leader ain't stupid, just evil and arrogant ... ^_-)
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| Subject: re: Line of Inquiry / Oshikorosu |
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*As the Forsaken turn their attention towards the roaches attacking Kamakiri, Rei seems to have something on her mind....* Rei: That's odd....I could swear I sense.... *Her eyes widen* Shimatta na! Hugh-san! Request permission to go on the hunt! Hmmm....sure, go ahead. I'll stay here to keep an eye on things. Er, including these newcomers. Take the other Shito, ne? Rei: Hai! Yuke yo, Shito Sentai! *The Angels rise into the air* Rei: I'm coming for you, Miyu..... *In a flash of orange, she is gone, and the Shito Sentai quickly follow*
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| Subject: re: re: Line of Inquiry / Oshikorosu |
Yumi:JEN!Where ya GOING?!WAIT UP!*huff wheeze*>o< Come on!Not so slow!I think...Miyu's here ^_^ *trudging along with the Shito Sentai she shrugs* Yumi:How do you know that!?>.> BECAUSE!Besides,I trust Rei's instincts..well..come on!^^; *So Jen and possibly Yumi tag along with the Shito Sentai...*
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Yay! We're back! Skuld: Nani? What's going on here? Are we still fighting bugs? ~gets out her bug-bashing
hammer~ Ruri: Baka. Skuld: Aw, shut up, Ruri! You think everyone's stupid! Belldandy: You shouldn't fight, Skuld and Ruri. Skuld: Gomen nasai, onee-sama. Ruri: Gomen. Well, did we miss anything exciting? ;)
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| Subject: Anno.^_^ |
Yumi:*sweatdrops*Aren't we supposed to be following Rei?^^; *Jen nods slowly* *shrugs*but hey!I have a few minutes to say hello to my friends..wanna tag along? *is bracing herself for Skuld's enthusiastic response* Skuld:HAI!HAI!HAI!HAI!HAI!\^o^/ *sweat sweat*^^;;
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| Subject: Into the Darkness / Yukikureru |
Phyria: Where are they going? Ailith: Little matter! The mission is more important. (*to VoidStar*) This Sencha Ailith ... she's an other dimensional version of myself. It's really important that I find her in time. If the Miyus get ahold of her, then it could mean the end of existence as we know it ... Tifa: Miyu?! Lina: Miyu, five in one and one in five. Seventy percent pure evil, five percent unblemished innocence, twenty-five percent undecided. Slices, dices, and makes julienne fries. ^.~ Ailith: Dora-Mata, this is ... (*eyebrows furrowing*) se..ri..ous ...? (*hand to forehead*) Phyria: This does not bode well. (*Miyu stands poised, in Aerith form, ready to pour some horribly undesirable Jusenkyo water on a relatively dry and unharmed Chatty, when suddenly she seems to hear something in the silent darkness around ...*) Miyu: (*whispering to herself*) Two ...? One foreign and one younger. And the younger is coming. (*smiles*) Indeed. (*louder, to Chatty*) Are you going to nullify your resignation or not? Chatty: (*stubbornly*) I'd rather die. Miyu: Very well then. You will. (*hands container to a shadowy figure*) Get me the Sokushi Gun. Chatty: You're ... serious ...? Miyu: Oh, but of course I am. (*taking something like a squirt gun from a shadowy figure*) For one thing, your friends are headed this way. I wouldn't want to give them such a potentially useful weapon. (*aims, grinning*) Besides, you've managed to render yourself obsolete. (*squirts*) (*Chatty keels over and ... uh ... geez, how do I put this nicely?*) Lina: Something the matter, touryou? Ailith: I ... don't really know. It's like I just forgot something I never knew. Phyria: (*bowing her head*) "Even while the earth sleeps, we travel ... Lina: Anno ... I take it that Phyria-san knows something we don't know again ... (*In the silent darkness, Aerith-form Miyu stands by the chair ...*) Miyu: (*laughs*) And you really thought that the price of quitting was just a loss of power ... (*to the now trembling shadowy figures*) Watch the corpse. ????3: Yes ma'am ... (*shudder*) Miyu: It is time. (*She shifts into the form of the newcomer, Ailith Silverlance, and walks off into the darkness, out of sight ... likely teleporting elsewhere in her anticlimatic way of doing so ...*) (*... and when she is gone, the one light present flickers out, sending the entire area into a pitch black oblivion ...*)
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| Subject: Flying Monkey, Super Secret Agent |
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*Fresh after his release from the Roach prison, Flying Monkey ponders the unfairness of life* FM: Stupid roaches... Dark powers... Evil Lawyers that get the crap beaten out of them... I'm through with playing the fall guy.. *Flying Monkey stands and presses a small button on his belt.. with a whirring, static-like sound, he is donned in a bulletproof trenchcoat and heat-sensetive mirrored shades* FM: *pulls out a loaded Cougar Magnum and spins the chamber* Oh yeah.. that's what I like to hear. So, he's really a super-secret freelance spy in disguise.. are you really all that surprised? Oh well.. ^_^
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| Subject: We may or may not actually be taking it to florida.... you never know... |
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*Shinobi and Co. stand in bemused surprise, glacing at the assembled ranks of roach dead...* Matt: Ummm...? Reno: Wow... Voodoo: Damn... Shinobi: I mean really... Lyric: It looks like all of the roaches are gone... annilihliated by some energy wave... it looked to be the Holy... Shinobi: Wow, so i AM good... thanks, Aerith! *The Departure of the Shito Sentai occurs* Voodoo: So, didja see that whole lightshow? Reno: Yeah, there it was... now what was it... aside from a hottie dissapearing from sight... Girl: Ecchi! *Whap* Lyric: A.) that was Rei Reno: Oh Gawd! Lyric: and B.) They were departing to hunt something... Shinobi: It wasn't zombies, was it...? Lyric: Nope, it was some evil archmage named Miyu... Voodoo: Miyu, eh? Shinobi: You don't even know who that is, do you...? Voodoo: *Sheepish look* Nooooo... Shinobi: Ok, whatever... Lyric, triangulate the exit for that teleport! Lyric: *Sarcasm* You got it, boss! Shinobi: No need for that... ok, my team, report to me! Matt C.: All present and accounted for, Sir! Shinobi: Ummm, yeah, sure, Anyhow... Lyric: Done... its there *projected map appears on the wall behind Shinobi* Reno: Woah... that's one hell of a walk... Shinobi: Yup, we'll need wheels for this one... Voodoo: How about we break into that building? *The sign infront of Voodoo reads Consolidated Genesis Steel Works, and Etc, Ltd.* Shinobi: Hey, that should work, and it lets me brak things... Ok, sure! *Raises the butt of his spear, and brings it down on the lock, shattering the old chain* COOL! *The Door creaks open... revealing several large, recangular objects, covered with protective tarps* Voodoo: *Ripping the tarp off the nearest* Hmmm... what the hell is THAT? Shinobi: i have no idea what that is... *Tears the cover off a huge hulk in the corner* i know that this is a tank... looks to be circa WWI, or early WWII... sweeeeeeet! *For a conceptualization, think something similar to the tank from "Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade" Only glossy black and chrome* Reno: Its a pimp-mobile tank... i like, i like! Shinobi: Ok, people pile in, one person to a gunner station... WE'RE TAKING THIS THING TO FLORIDA! Lyric: Or, atleast to Miyu... to see what we can slay...
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*Flying Monkey barely manages to latch onto the tank and pry his way inside* FM: Aw, gee.. you weren't planning on leaving without me, were ya? There's ass to be plastered! *loads his shotgun* *The rest of the people in the tank just stare, as people often do when someone singlehandedly pries his way into a tank and loads a shotgun.. plus.. those cool shades!!* Has Flying Monkey gone crazy? Let's start a poll.. I vote for yes! A resounding yes! ^_^
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| Subject: Appleseed |
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| Subject: re: re: re: re: Line of Inquiry / Oshikorosu |
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| Subject: re: We may or may not actually be taking it to florida.... you never know... |
Yumi:har har har...>.> *shrugs,grabs a pair of shades and jumps on to the army tank,what a stupid,foolish thing to do ^_-* *slowly hangs her legs on a small pole and hangs upside down,right in front of Flying Monkey* KONNICHI WA!^_^ *Mission Impossible music starts playing* Your mission,if you choose to accept it-- *fishes for a napkin which a bunch of scribbles on it* Q sent me this ^_- *hands it to him* This message will self destruct in 15 seconds after touching----I'M KIDDING!>o< and *grabs a VERY kool pair of shades*I want to come with you!What do you say? HEY!COULD YA HURRY IT UP?!HANGING UPSIDE DOWN IS MAKING ME DIZZY! (So Flying Monkey-san is a SUPER suave secret agent *de de da dum....* and Jen-chan just wants to look kool in her suave-super-secret-500-dollar-windshield-wiper-heat-sensitive-SUNGLASSES!.... oh,and help defeat this Miyu person ^^;;; among other things....)
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FM: Okay, Jen! You're in.. *hands her an official "Flying Monkey Secret-Agent For Hire Brigade" business card with "Flying Monkey" scratched out and "Jen-Chan" written in red crayon* FM: Sorry.. I only have 2 business cards.. so.. I kinda had to add the name in at the last minute.. *shrugs* Insert James Bond theme as necessary, please.. ^_^
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| Subject: *insert James Bond Theme here* |
*looks at card* *mumble mumble*Its in red crayon..and the handwriting... 0_o *puts it in her pocket* ah well.....^^;;;; *whistling James Bond theme and sweatdropping in VERY cramped tank* I KNEW I FORGOT SOMETHING! *Jen finally notices she is still hanging upside down,but dosen't care and starts whistling Heart Of Sword while the tank is moving* humm...^^
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| Subject: Insane or not insane, that is the question... (Introducing Professor Twostein) |
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*meanwhile, somewhere else* *a slim man with grey hair is standing in front of a table.* *clears his throat and puts his glasses right* Profesor Twostein: Is se Flaing Monkee insane or ist he not? Sis is a quite interesting Question. It would seem to me sat he went krazy in se Moment the Roaches imprisoned him. Do you not agree? Nobody can wis-stand Imprisonment in a Roach Prison, even if se Roaches are human size. Gosh, who was THAT? And what the heck was he doing here anyway? ^.~
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| Subject: If every body on this chatroom crazy? |
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| Subject: re: Insane or not insane, that is the question... (Introducing Professor Twostein) |
Skuld: C'mon, guys! Let's rescue Jen-chan! A great idea, Skuld-chan, but we need a plan. Skuld: Oh, yeah... Ruri: Baka. Skuld: Is that ALL you can say, Ruri? I could just throw a Skuld bomb at you!!! Ruri: Of course not. I say other things. Skuld: ... Could you two please stop fighting so we can formulate a rescue plan? Skuld and Ruri: Okay. Will anyone come up with a plan to rescue Jen-chan? And how many chatters will the psychologist attempt to help? More later!
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| Subject: Open up a Big Can of Whoop @$$ ... |
(*In the midst of DCD HQ, at nightfall, a dark figure sorts through DCD weaponry storage, pulling out various deadly items, examining them, and putting them back, until finally coming upon and settling on a large souped-up laser gun. [Think MIB again. ;p]*) (*The figure finally backs up close enough to the light of a nearby hologram to show that it is, in fact, an Eva Lemon bio-mechanical body, armed from head to toe with the most lethal, awful, and darn cool Genesis offensive weaponry and equipment that one person could possibly carry at one time ...*) (*In other words, an arsenal barely fit enough for Yuna.*) Yuna: Okay, I think that's all I need. Eva: (*quietly*) Are you certain you can do this? Yuna: Of course I can. And if not ... at least I tried, ne? Eva: Hai. (*Awkward pause.*) Yuna: Erm ... sayonara, Eva-dono. Eva: (*nods*) Ganbatte ne. (*Yuna salutes, kinda, and heads off, in Search of Miyu ...*) I think that is indeed Eva Lemon kind of behavior, but if I am wrong on that, please don't sue me. I'm an ignorant ... um ... webpage prototype maintainer. Yeah, that's it ...
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| Subject: YAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!0_o |
eeeeeeee!I am?!0_o Chatty's...d..d...d..d..d.. DEAD?! MIYU WILL PAY!>o< *mumble*.. Cockroach:*crawling out of the army tank*Such a nice human vessel...hmm..at least we survived ne? Another Cockroach:That was quite a fuss you made,humans,but we'll get you back! !?!0_o Another Cockroach:*pokes her with his semi-auto machine gun*Starting with YOU! NO YOU DON'T!>o< Cockroach:Hmm..I also see your AT field fried a lot of our roasted buddies..>.> WELL,SO WHAT?!THANKS TO YOU AND MIYU CHATTY IS DEAD!@#!$^! cockroach:*pokepoke* *chokes him on the neck with an AT field*DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!I"M PISSED!LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO CHATTY!>o< *the cockroach is slowly choking on the AT field pressure* *as soon as he dies,Jen lets go of him,jumps out of the tanks,and heads straight for Miyu* >.> *mumble*... *No need to rescue me now Skuld and co.,now you can follow me and help destroy this Miyu..>.>
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| Subject: re: YAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!0_o |
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*Flying Monkey leaps out of the Tank after Jen, smooshing an already dead roach on the way* FM: Wait up! I want a piece of 'em, too!! Yeah.. wait up! I'm only a disembodied voice! I don't have legs!
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Cut back to the Prof (or Sigmund-Freud-Wannabe \^.~/) Twostein: So, se Flaing Monkee has an obvious Aversion against sertain Insects. Why is sis so? Could sis be a result of his Imprisonment? Hmm... *puts a finger to his forehead and begins to think* *speaks to himself* Se Mind of se Flaing Monkee is se most interesting I have ever encountered in all my Life. I sink that I will continue to study him. So much for now. TWOSTEIN WILL RETURN! \^.^/
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| Subject: re: If every body on this chatroom crazy? |
Oh, and Yuna, Ian-san told me that your little take on the Eva body is highly improbable...yet the reasons why can't be explained without giving spoilers...so you can go ahead with whatever you're doing. ^_-+
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| Subject: re: Twostein continues |
AAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!0-0 *bumps into Flying Monkey and topples over*oro.....@^@;;; *quickly gets to her feet*me-no-baka ^^; *notices Twostein's "interesting" evaluation ^^;; humm...tis true....Flying Monkee is ze interesting to learn about.*taps forehead*You must notice that I am making funz of yooo!^_^ Hey!I was kidding around!^_^;; *shrugs*Well,forget that,we MUST FIND MIYU AND AVENGE CHATTY'S DEATH! *so Flying Monkey and Jen-chan look for Miyu-san in search of KICKING HER ASS AND THROWING HER DOWN THE DRAINPIP----*ahem*^^;;; *stops*Waitasec..do you have any "shape shifter detectors" or anything?!We'll never find her this way!^^; *stops*WAIT!THERE'S REI-SAN! *So Flying Moneky-san and Jen-chan run up to Rei to find anwsers..and follow her....duh..=P
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| Subject: Behind Enemy Lines |
(*Meanwhile, the kidnapped barkeep and bouncer have discovered a new way of fighting roaches ...*) Kii and Asuka: (*singing*) "Fly me to the moon And let me play among the stars Let me see what spring is like On Jupiter and Mars ... Roach: (*screaming in pain*) Aaaa!! Make it stop! Make it stop!! Asuka and Kii: (*singing*) "In other words, hold my hand In other words, darling, kiss me ... Another Roach: Eeeeeaaaaaugh!! Stop the noise! Stop the awful racketing noise!! Kii and Asuka: (*singing*) "Fill my life with song And let me sing forevermore You are all I -- (*Suddenly, Shinji bursts in and gleefully shoots all the roaches with a Semi-Automatic, effectively putting them out of their misery.*) Asuka: SHINJI!! Why'd you have to go do that for?! Shinji: Uh ... (*shrug*) Kii: Well, good thing he did ... if we'd kept it up at that rate, you'd have lost your voice or something ... Asuka: (*evil grin*) Yeah, but I like watching them suffer. Shinji: Nani? Kii: Um ... Asuka: Evil Roaches can't stand good music. Shinji: Oooookay ... um ... hey, did any of you guys see Kaworu? Asuka: Kaworu? Why would you want to know -- Kii: He went that-a-way. (*nods toward one of the nearby streets*) Shinji: Whee!! Arigato, Kii-san!! (*runs off in the direction that Kii nodded, joyfully killing massive numbers of cockroaches on his way to Kaworu*) Asuka: Baka! (*slaps Kii*) What the HELL didja do that for?! Kii: Itai! Well, he has a right to know, even if you're too jealous to think so. Asuka: (*fuming*) OKAY, Mr. Kii-san ... just for that little remark, I'm not going to take those handcuffs off your wrists! Kii: Wha...? But I only said the -- Asuka: (*rolls her eyes*) Yeah, yeah. You only said the truth, blah blah blah. Whatever. C'mon, we gotta find the others. (*Asuka grabs him by the arm and runs off, full speed, with poor Kii in tow ...*) Hey, waitaminnit ... where did those handcuffs come from? If they're from the roaches, then why is Kii wearing them and not Asuka? ^^; As for the Miyu thing ... believe me, it all ties together. Kind of.
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| Subject: No-one kames fun of Profesor Twostein and get's away with it! |
Twostein: Now, why are you mayking fun of mee? Sis is not funny at all! I am a zerious psycho-analyst! I have to be taken zerious, ja? *cut to man sitting behind a desk* And now for something completely different! *cut to tap-dancing vikings* *cut back to Twostein, this time with a puzzled expression on his face* Twostein: Now, who was sis? Does he belong here? I do not sink so. Well anyway: where was I? Ah, ja, I know: *switches back to stern mode* ^.^ If anyone sinks he kann mock mee, I will start a nice experiment I always wanted to do: it involves a rack, handcuffs and several feathers. I warned you!
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| Subject: AAAAAAIIIIEEEEE! |
This goddamned keyboard! *smashs it against the table* AAAAAARH! It drives me insane! *smashs even harder* AAAH! TAKE THIS! AND THAT! AND THIS! BANZAI!! *typical psychotherapists's couch appeares out of nowhere*
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| Subject: Everybody out of the pool... and ATTACK!!! again... |
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*The Shinobi Gang Bust through one of the conveniently placed walls (convenient for busting, that is...)* Shinobi: Wall go smash now! Everybody out of the tank! *Everyone piles out of the Tank* Voodoo: Here we are to save the daaaaaay! *Florishes Uzi* Matt C.: Anything need slashing? *Waves Ashandarai* Reno: Anything need Smashing? *Waves Tonfa* Girl: Anything pervy need smashing? *makes slapping motion* Bub: Aaaarrrghhh! Plant: ... (*Thinks* I'm just along for the ride...) Lyric: I think you need to take a look at that... *Laser pointed indicates chatty's prone form* Shinobi: Oh my gawd... Is that... no way... is (s)he... *Prods body with the toe of a tabi boot* Damn that Miyu... this time... she has gone too far... the gloves are off... *Suiting word to deed, he removes the gloves* Voodoo, you have more of that TNT don't ya? Voodoo: Always... anything you want blown up? Shinobi: Anything living or not that stands between this villian and myself... Now remember where we parked... right next to the hole in the wall... *Another wall explodes and the Shinobi Gang busts through, again...* Shinobi: Rei and the assebled Shito Sentai! You have faced this Evil before, haven't you? Then i and my squad are at you command, let us together attack and defeat this menace... Lyric: Ummm... calm down ninja boy, you can't KILL this Miyu... Shinobi: And why, pray tell not? Lyric: Heros don't kill... it makes you weaker. Shinobi: You killed all those roaches earlier. Lyric: Good point... hmmm... i really don't know why not then... just kill her, this offing of Chat's Self-insert annoys me too... Voodoo: You got it...
Well, Void... you get to frame the plan now, have fun!
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| Subject: re: Everybody out of the pool... and ATTACK!!! again... |
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Well then, it would be silly of me to point out all the grammatical errors in that post, so i won't, instead, know that i see 'em... all of 'em... and i know i didn't color the plant or Matt... but next time, yeah, just you wait...
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As Shinobi and his group make their way to Miyu, 4 shadows follow them, undetected... Well... Looks like they finally found where she is.... Shall we keep on following them? Yeah... They´ll lead us to her... She´ll pay.... .....you think we could finish her off?... .................... ..I cant beleive (s)he´s dead..... ...You dont have to do this Suzuki.... You didnt even know Chatty... ...hey.... I do what I want...
*By now, you should all now who the 4 shadows are* Ken: ....well, lets go.... Jay: *Looking down at Shinobi´s group in silent fury* ....yeah Suzuki: You all take care ok? Sou: Heh.... You too.... Suzuki: ^_^ Hai! Jay: I wonder if-- *Suzuki and Sou jump out of the shadows, catching up with Shinobi´s team* Ken: ´ Geez.... The could have at least waited for me... *Ken follows them*
Jay: >.< Should I be mad at them? I think so.....
^^; well, might as well quit hiding... heheh
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| Subject: re: re: Everybody out of the pool... and ATTACK!!! again... |
Skuld: Yay! Jen-chan's okay! Belldandy: Yes, that's wonderful news! But poor Chatty-san... ~Without warning, a dimensional gate opens in front of them~ Skuld: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! We're gonna get thrown into subspace again! Voice: Aw, shut up, Skuld! Skuld: Hey... I recognize that voice! ~Cid and Shera enter through the gate, and the gate disappears with no mishaps
whatsoever!~ Belldandy: Cid-san! Shera-san! You're back from your vacation to Costa del Sol! Did you
have a nice time? Shera: Oh... yes, we did... ~blush~ Cid: ~gets embarrassed~ But what's going on here? We heard quite a ruckus as we came
through the gate. Ruri: We're at war with Miyu and a tribe of cockroaches. Skuld: Gee, Ruri, do you ever show any emotion at all...? Ruri: Very few times have I been an idiot. ~Sweatdrops on everyone else~ Well, Skuld and co. are about to meet up with Jen-chan and co., and a couple of FFVII characters are here to help out! C'mon, guys, we've got to win! :D
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| Subject: A dramatic rescue while you weren't looking... Yeah that's it. |
Matt: Geez.... man this is going to be a little weird. Kamakiri: Tell me about it. I was supposed to be captured. Ki: What? You still wanna be with those ecchi roaches? Kamakiri:...... Tamahome: Then don't complain. Chichiri: Tama-kun is right na no da. Neal: So, do we meet up with Jen and the others? Matt: My guess would be a definate yes. Tate: Are you sure? Maybe the roaches are all planning this. Edge: Probably not. I don't think they have intelligence enough to do that. Ki: Yeah. We should be going. Matt: Right, right. Let's go troops. Cloud: Hey wait for me! *runs* Our group of heros walk toward their destination and will meet up with Jen and company. Close behind, is Ranma and Akane follow close behind. Ranma: FINALLY we get a speaking part today. Akane: Ranma's right. We don't get much attention. Wanderer: Don't sweat it. Just keep walking. Kamakiri: Let's end this post now before we get into a fight. ALL: Hai! *Note: I'm not using colors at the moment cause it's late at night and I need to sleep. Got school ya know! ;)* Kamakiri: END IT ALREADY YAZAMA!!!! *bonks him on the head* Matt: Itai itai!! Okay, I'll end it now. The Z-Sabres make their way to Jen and company.
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| Subject: my weekly post.. |
Anyways: Import Store: I need a good place to import stuff from (like JIGS, but better)... Anyone know of a good internet import place? Japan: How many of us would like to go to Japan? Well, after a long argument with myself, I decided to post this to the EGC..
Well, a while back, a few friends and I had this idea to go to Japan. Of course, it's EXPENSIVE in Japan and so we couldn't possibly afford to go, right? Right... So, what did we do? We planned for the FUTURE! We kicked a few ideas back and forth between each other and decided that one summer would be best for all of us: the summer of 2002! I can hear it now: That's so far off! and Why post this here? Because, lots of other people want to go to Japan. Lots of other people don't have the cash to go to Japan right now. I know right now _I_ don't have enough money to go to Japan, but I wanna go. I know in 4 years I WILL have enough money to go to Japan.
So, the basic itinerary/cost are as follows: So, once again: Why announce now? why not in a year or two? Well, because: $4000 / 1330 (approx. # of days until the trip) is about $3 per day.. $4000 / 815 (if i announced this on jan 1 2001) = $5/day. The amount you have to save per day is MUCH smaller if you start saving now, than if you started a year and a half from now... For example: If I got a paper route and earned $80 every 2 weeks. 80/14 = $5.72 per day. If I started saving for it in 2001, then I wouldn't have enough time to get all the cash I'd need. Also, if you're 14 right now, and start saving, you'll be 18 in 2002! ^_^ That means you wouldn't need your parents permission to go! They can't keep you from saving your money, right? ^_^ Translators: In Japan, they don't speak english (much).. By 2002, I hope to be completely fluent in written and spoken Japanese. However, I don't wanna be the only translator! ^_^ It'd be fun, but it's not my idea of how I'd like to spend my trip to Japan! Just FYI: there are (currently) 10 people interested in going to Japan (11, if you include me).. So, if you're interested in going to Japan w/ me in 2002, e-mail me! Cookie@lazerlink.com or post here! Waiii! ALL are invited to attend. I'm just looking for a rough headcount right now (rough = +/- 10) and will probably post more information in another 3-4 months.
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| Subject: "regulars" (was "my weekly post..") |
As a result of this, soon I'll be changing this chatroom into a true message board, with only the subject headers showing up on the main page. That way, more threads can be present at one time. :P
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