Subject: Meanwhile...  
  • Name: RL-Chatty
  • Time of Entry: Tues Sep 15, 98 at 16:10 Central Time
  • Message:
      By the way, shouldn't we all be doing something more along the lines of Ian-san's neato plan rather than running about like idiots? I mean, this is beginning to get boring without a focus ... besides the fact of the Dark Realms being that they're _difficult_ to get to and even harder to navigate and impossible to reach through subspace (which I said waaaaaaaaaay back a while ago ^^;;) ...

      Don't worry, I'm just worried. - -;;;

     

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    Subject: *FWOOM!*Oops,minor mistake there ^^;HEAD FORTH EVA-05!^_^
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Tues Sep 15, 98 at 16:14 Central Time
  • Message:
      *suddenly Jen-chan is back in her RIGHTFUL home,Genesis finding that Nadia is there*

      *deep bow*Gomen ne...Shimatta na minna-san! m(__)m

      Yumi:>.> Oh brother....

      v_v..oh well!At least I'm not so confused anymore.Let the DCD do their job.Gomen ne again!^^;So,*looks at the 3 EVAS hunched up*What do we do now?

     

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    Subject: The Dark World......and stuff.... ^-^
  • Name: Jay and the FF7/Dijan team.. ^^;
  • Time of Entry: Tues Sep 15, 98 at 17:10 Central Time
  • Message:

      Jay is waiting in a corner of the DCD, without knowing Sou and Ken are...... *spoiler?*
      ***

      Jay: ............ *Yawn* Geez..... Im so bored.... I wonder how could I go after the cameos...kusooo...   I wonder how my idiotic brothers are doing ~-~



      ***Meanwhile, in the dark realm, far from where Ken and Sou are...***


      ???: ........*meditating* .................................

      Sorata: ...................*mumble stupid brothers..... whare are they when you need them eh?*.......... *stands up and creates static electricity in his hand* Geez..... Too dark... *grin* Where should I go to now?


      ***Back at Ken/Sou´s caravan***


      Chuki: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!

      Kupo: KUPO! KUUUUUUUUUUPOOOOOOOOO!

      Ken: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

      Sou: *Annoyed* You really think wailing like that is gonna help us? `

      Ken: Sure! This way, someone might hear us and yell back! ^_^

      *They dont know they change place every step they make.....*

      Kupo: KupoooOooo???

      Ken: Did ya hear something??? Oo;;;



      *Back in DCD*


      Jay: zzzzzzzzzzzzz ~-~;

      Yumi: WAKE UP YOU----

      Jay: GOMEN NE, YUMI!!!!!!!!! O O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; *Sweadrop* ......Im just so bored....... v_v; kuso, I want to go into the dark plane, or, whaever its name is....

      Yumi: Hmpf! *Leaves to where Jen is*

      Jay: touchy arent we? *sweatdrop* .......I wonder what the DCD has in mind......


      What does the DCD have in mind? What is going to happen to Sorata?? Why the HECK is Ken wailing like that??? Will Soujiro live this torture???? I DONT KNOW!! ^_^;;; Gomen ne, but until we know WHAT to do, Ken will keep on wailing, Sou will keep on crying, and Sorata will still be lost.... ^.- Nyahahahah... And I will still be bored sitting in the DCD..... Geez...... Life without cameos IS a tad boring hmm? ^^;;; Mata na, Minna!

     

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    Subject: *FWOOM!*Oops,minor mistake there ^^;HEAD FORTH EVA-05!^_^
  • Name: RL-Chatty and Good Yuna
  • Time of Entry: Tues Sep 15, 98 at 17:11 Central Time
  • Message:
      Don't worry, Jen-chan.  What you just experienced was a bad dream. ^_-

      Good Yuna: But I'm still split.

      Well, okay, not all of it was a dream ...

      Good Yuna: When are you gonna say who Chat-kun has a crush on?

      Get back in the story, you! (*PUNT*)

     

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    Subject: Well, i may just use the plan, but i think i got it worng... oh well
  • Name: Shinobi
  • Time of Entry: Tues Sep 15, 98 at 17:43 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Shinobi is standing in the waiting room of the DCD, _still_ in line...*

      Shinobi: Egads! i mean three days camped out in this line... i swear i am about to urnout of food...

      *Indicates a tent and campfire next to the line... as he points a small robot trundles over and puts out the campfire*

      Shinobi: Hey! Don't do that, the hotdogs cook unevenly, and that's annoying... Argh! Well that's it, i gotta go smash something... that'll move my up in line *Evil Grin*

      *Five minutes later, Shinobi is perched on the shoulders of Sachiel (the third angel, to all who don't know...)*

      Shinobi: I didn't have time to score an Eva, that and i am not one of the Children (i don't think so...). So, Smashie, smashie! Oh crap, this is a cameo, isn't it...

      Sachiel: Growl?

      *BAMF!*

      Shinobi: Aipe! How often do i fall from things here...? Isn't it constant?

      *Wham!*

      *Meanwhilst, in the Dark Plane...*

      Voodoo: *Scoops Lyric out of a pocket* Hey, why did you get so silent?

      Lyric: They turned down my volume!

      Voodoo: Ummm, yeah, you were getting on everyone's last nerve...

      Lyric: I was... oh wait... i was saying that, errr... sorry

      Voodoo: No need, no need, we'll just chill in the general direction of the other missing cameos... you can find them, can't you...

      Lyric: Yup, now lets roll, Shoshanna!

      Shinobi: Argh... that was one heck of a fall...

      *Poke*

      Shinobi: i feel so... violated...

      *Tingle*

      Shinobi: And... for reasons unknown... carbonated... Now to get down to the rescuing...

      *yawn*... well, i prolly got it all wrong, but then i am too tired to make sence, sorry, just disregard any things that don't jive with the continuity... especially the last one... errr, two... errr... all the thing, but i just gotta tell everbody i'm still here, you know?

      oh, and sorry about the usurping of the angel, but everybody else has an Eva, so oh well... its a one time thing, *grin*

     

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    Subject: Time Warp
  • Name: Dan
  • Time of Entry: Wed Sep 16, 98 at 5:53 Central Time
  • Message:
      I think the chatroom has enter some kind of time warp. All of the messages that are posted were posted a month into the future (ie. all of the dates say October). Maybe Ken or Yumi have experimenting with time travel. :)

     

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    Subject: Testing
  • Name: Chatroom Administrator
  • Time of Entry: Wed Sep 16, 98 at 6:23 Central Time
  • Message:
      Ignore this message.  Just doing a test.

     

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    Subject: Time Warp
  • Name: Eva Lemon (sys-op)
  • Time of Entry: Wed Sep 16, 98 at 6:29 Central Time
  • Message:
      Ohayo gozimasu minna-san.  Time Warp problem has been fixed.  Gomen nasai.

     

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    Subject: Time Warp
  • Name: Dan
  • Time of Entry: Wed Sep 16, 98 at 13:57 Central Time
  • Message:
      Good work fixing the time warp Eva.

     

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    Subject: Time Warp
  • Name: Emiko K
  • Time of Entry: Wed Sep 16, 98 at 14:36 Central Time
  • Message:
      LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!

      (oh come on, _somebody_ had to sing it! ^_^)

     

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    Subject: =_=
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Wed Sep 16, 98 at 15:42 Central Time
  • Message:
      *tired,Jen-chan enters the chatroom VERY VERY sleepily*=_=

      Konnichi Wa Emiko-chan!*smiles sleepily*^_^

      Konnichi Wa Eva-san!^_^

      Konnichi Wa to everyone else I missed!^_^

      Yumi:After that,why don't you say hello to the toaster?>.>

      Konnichi Wa toaster-san ^_^

      Yumi:^^;

     

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    Subject: anything is cooh
  • Name: bjork
  • Time of Entry: Wed Sep 16, 98 at 17:29 Central Time
  • Message:
      let's get crackin'

     

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    Subject: Time Warp
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Wed Sep 16, 98 at 18:58 Central Time
  • Message:
      ~All of the non-cameo people and Genesis crew are back in DCD, when suddenly, Emiko starts doing the time warp.~

      What a great idea, Emiko-san! :D Everybody do the Time Warp!

      ~And soon everyone from EGC is dancing the night away doing the Time Warp~

      And so the chatters find themselves having an enjoyable evening, something they all deserve! :D

     

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    Subject: I'm back!
  • Name: Flying Monkey (Floyd and Friends)
  • Time of Entry: Wed Sep 16, 98 at 19:11 Central Time
  • Message:

      Hi everybody, I finally got setup at college.. (and I saw through the smoke and lies of the Residential Associate's deception and managed to get a connection to the internet.) So anyway, could somebody email me and bring me up to speed as to what's going on with this crazy chatroom? I'd be much obliged if'n ya did. (Yes, that means YOU Shinobi.)

     

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    Subject: East? Durnit, nothing happens in the West.
  • Name: Kanzaki Toru
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Sep 17, 98 at 13:39 Central Time
  • Message:

      Love Genesis, just wish we could see you folks out here in the West ( I mean nothing cool happens in the West but occasional snow drift shifts ). Oi, keep up the good work.

     

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    Subject: The TIMEWARP!^_^
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Sep 17, 98 at 15:3 Central Time
  • Message:
      *joins Nadia in doing the Timewarp dance*

      Bell-Jen:(my good concsience)Arigatou gozimasu Nadia-san!What a wonderful and enjoyable dance!*^_^*

      YAYYY!Lets do the timewarp again!^___^

     

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    Subject: The TIMEWARP!^_^
  • Name: Flying Monkey and Pals
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Sep 17, 98 at 17:21 Central Time
  • Message:

      FM: Wow.. what happened while we were gone?

      Floyd: I dunno.. you're the one that's been flitting around for the past week.

      FM: What should we do?

      Floyd: Let's do the timewarp.. again.

      FM: Whatever.. *they both shrug and just boogie down*

      Hi everyone! It's meeeee! College is nice... I've been subsisting on a strict diet of Mountain Dew and Reece's Peanut Butter Cups, so it's just like home!

     

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    Subject: I'm back!
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Sep 17, 98 at 18:25 Central Time
  • Message:
      Woo hoo! Floyd and gang are enjoying college! Kind of reminds me of when I was in college, except I liked canned ravioli and poptarts! ;) Have fun, Floyd-san! As for what's going on...  all the cameos are missing and DCD Headquarters is helping us bring them back.

     

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    Subject: I'm back!
  • Name: Flying Monkey and Pals
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Sep 17, 98 at 20:40 Central Time
  • Message:

      Floyd: You know.. now that Nadia brings up the cameo disappearances.. has anyone seen Fink and Ramza?

      S'Kean: Ummm.. nope.

      FM: Uh oh.

      Uh oh, indeed! Looks like another two cameos are lost to the ages.

     

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    Subject: I'm back!
  • Name: Eva Lemon (sys-op)
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Sep 17, 98 at 21:5 Central Time
  • Message:
      Anno...gomen nasai Nadia-san....but I don't think that's what's happening.

      *pause*

      *cough cough* I think we are "doing the Time Warp"

      So lets all BOOGIE!!! ^O^ Come on Eva!
      ... ^^;;;

     

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    Subject: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THE CAMEOS?!?! STOP DANCING! (Paranoid? YES!)
  • Name: Jay
  • Time of Entry: Fri Sep 18, 98 at 16:49 Central Time
  • Message:
      Jay: *Stops doing the Time Warp* ;;;



      HEY PPL! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THE CAMEOS ANYWAY?!?! LET THEM DIE! GEEZ! O_o;;;


      I know... I should calm down.... v_v;;

     

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    Subject: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THE CAMEOS?!?! STOP DANCING! (Paranoid? YES!)
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Fri Sep 18, 98 at 17:42 Central Time
  • Message:
      *suddenly stops doing the timewarp*

      Geez,your no fun!=P

      but I guess your right...

      oh well....lets look for the cameos!^^;

     

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    Subject: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THE CAMEOS?!?! STOP DANCING! (Paranoid? YES!)
  • Name: RL-Chatty
  • Time of Entry: Fri Sep 18, 98 at 19:32 Central Time
  • Message:
      Okay, good point everyone ... boy am I glad Chats fell asleep before that.  Yes, that's right, he fell asleep.  The Enlightening Dream Sequence (tm) is far too big to stick up as a post, so if you want to see it, it's here.

      Good Yuna: Hehehe ... it's not very enlightening, but I like it ...

      You would, you would ... and I'm not kidding about that Chatty now being a cameo on Thursdays bit. ^^;;

      On a side note, has anyone else here ever heard of Sluggy Freelance?

     

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    Subject: ^_^ Somebody finally paid attention to me!
  • Name: Jay
  • Time of Entry: Sat Sep 19, 98 at 9:36 Central Time
  • Message:
      Jay: *Grins* Yatta! Chatty and Jen! ^_^

      ...........

      Um...... ^^; So how do we get to the Cameos, anyway?

      ;; Gomen, but I have no idea....

      Maybe we should be also thrown into the black thing, um.... iie...... *sweatdrop* ;_; HELP!

     

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    Subject: ^_^ Somebody finally paid attention to me!
  • Name: VoidStar
  • Time of Entry: Sat Sep 19, 98 at 12:26 Central Time
  • Message:

      *With a wicked grin on his face, VoidStar pulls out a small, plain, gray spherical object the side of a baseball and begins tossing it up and down in his hand in an idle fashion*

      I dunno, Jay-kun....maybe we could use this? *The words "C-Bomb" are printed on the side* Chatty-chan recognizes it, I'm sure, but for the rest of you, allow me to explain.  This is a Continuity Bomb, the most powerful writing weapon known, an artifact spoken of in hushed whispers by the practitioners of Author Magic.  It also happens to be the favored weapon of parody fanfic writers, like myself.  *Grin gets wider* If I use it, everything'll be back to normal in an instant.  However, as the use of Continuity Bombs (not to mention most other forms of Author Magic) tends to annoy people, I'll hold out if you guys wanna tackle this problem some other way.  ^_^

     

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    Subject: ^_^ Somebody finally paid attention to me!
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sat Sep 19, 98 at 14:10 Central Time
  • Message:
      *thunderous applause*

      All:ohh...ahhh....0_0

      Yatta!An author-bomb-thingie!I would guess that we'd use it,is there anything else we could do anyway?^^;

      Some guy:DEATH!DESTRUCTION!MWAHAHAHA----

      *TWACK!*

     

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    Subject: ^_^ Somebody finally paid attention to me!
  • Name: Jay
  • Time of Entry: Sat Sep 19, 98 at 15:54 Central Time
  • Message:
      Jay: Yoshi! The CBomb! ^_^ Anno.... Well, Id like to use it..... What do ya guys think? ^^;

     

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    Subject: ^_^ Somebody finally paid attention to me!
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Sat Sep 19, 98 at 16:16 Central Time
  • Message:
      Well, if there's no other way to get the cameos back, then let's go for it!

      BTW, gomen Eva! I meant before we started doing the Time Warp.  Too bad we stopped...  It was fun! ;)

     

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    Subject: C-Bomb
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sat Sep 19, 98 at 16:36 Central Time
  • Message:
      Hai hai,Nadia,lets do the timewarp aga---!

      All:*venomus glances*>.>

      I was kidding!So lets launch this monster already!I'm tired of playing possom I want some ACTION!^_^

      Yumi:*sighs*I have to agree......^_^

     

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    Subject: ^_^ Somebody finally paid attention to me!
  • Name: VoidStar
  • Time of Entry: Sat Sep 19, 98 at 16:53 Central Time
  • Message:

      *VoidStar clutches his weapon protectively* No! My C-Bomb!! Well, since I already cleared this with Chatty-chan yesterday, I suppose there're no real objections....Yoshi! Let's go!!

      *VoidStar holds the C-Bomb high above his head and tosses it to the ground as hard as he can....

      BOOOOOM!!!!!

      *The blinding flash of light and roaring sound fade, and the cameos be back!!

      Rei: Hugh-saaaan! *Glomps onto me* You got us back!!!

      Aoi: Well, this is a relief....

      Kaworu: Wai! We're back to normal!!!

      Tenkei: *Babble babble kickass babble babble!!!*

      Ritsuko: Maya-kohai? You all right?

      Maya: Wai wai waaaai! ^_^ It's finally over!!

      Jenova: Er, Sephiroth-kun? Are you done babbling yet? ^^;;;

      Sephiroth: Je-Je-Je-Je-Je-Je....

      Yuffie: Hey! Where'd that cool giant talking Materia go?

      Aerith: We're home!

      Tifa: Free drinks at the bar on me! ^_^ Let's get smashed! *Winks at Aerith* But none for you, lover!

      Aerith: Mou.  Ah well, it's good enough to be home!

      Everyone: WAAAAAAIIIIII!!!!! LET'S PARTY!!!!!

     

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    Subject: ^_^ Somebody finally paid attention to me!
  • Name: Chatty (chibi Hojo form), Good Yuna, Evil Yuna, her Boss
  • Time of Entry: Sat Sep 19, 98 at 17:21 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*Now that the cameos are back, Chatty is overjoyed to the point of tears ...*)

      Aoi!! Rei-san!! Kaworu-san!! Tenkei!! You're back!

      Good Yuna: Hey!! Chat-kun, look what happened to you ...

      Nani? (*looks at feet*) I don't notice any difference ...

      Good Yuna: Oh, but there is!! You're in chibi form instead of SD form!

      Wasn't I always? I mean, fell in chibiniichuan, not ...

      Good Yuna: Good point.  Now what?

      (*stars in eyes*) We welcome back the cameos ...

      Good Yuna: You have a certain one in mind?

      (*abruptly back to reality*) Nani?

      Good Yuna: Hehehe ... you know, the one you --

      (*THWACK*)

      Good Yuna: ... itai ... ne, I have a feeling of impending dread ...

      (*Meanwhile ...*)

      Evil Yuna: Damn.  This sucks. (*pouts cutely*) Stupid continuity bomb.

      Cock'Rahn: Not only that, but subspace is fixed.

      Evil Yuna: I'll take care of that, master.

      Cock'Rahn: How? This didn't work, and there's not much a bad Lilith Aenslaed impersonator can do ...

      Evil Yuna: Hey! I'm Evil Yuna! I can do anything!

      Cock'Rahn: Oh? Then what are you going to do?

      Evil Yuna: Oh, not much ... (*hentai grin*)

     

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    Subject: "It was over before it even began!"
  • Name: Floyd and the wacky people...
  • Time of Entry: Sat Sep 19, 98 at 19:5 Central Time
  • Message:

      Floyd: Well.. I guess all is right with the world then? *notices all of Flying Monkey's cameos have returned*

      FM: I guess so, Floyd.

      Floyd: But.. something still doesn't seem right...

      Fink: I'm still a duck, Sherlock.

      FM: Yup.. you sure are, Fink.

      Fink: Shut up, you... QUACK!

      FM: Don't take it personally, Fink.. just let it go like.. *snickers* Water off a duck's back.. *busts out laughing*

      Floyd: That was mighty cruel...

      FM: Whatever...

      Floyd: Say.. whatever happened to that Coch'Rahn guy.. and his sidekick.. Durandal?

      FM: *shrugs* I dunno.. maybe they'll come back.. *insert ominous music as necessary*

      Coch'Rahn: You're darn fudgin' right! *appears behind Flying Monkey*

      All:

      GASP!

      Oh my! It seems that pesky villain has finally made an appearance.. if our intrepid writer hadn't gone off to school.. he would have shown up long ago!

     

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    Subject:
  • Name: VoidStar & EVERYONE!!!!
  • Time of Entry: Sat Sep 19, 98 at 20:46 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Everyone's partying at the EGC bar when that Cock'Rahn baka pops up*

      Asuka: Hey!!! Villain guy!!!! Get the Hell out, you're breakin' up the party!!!!! *Asuka bounces Cock'Rahn's ass to the streets*

      Thank you, Asuka-chan! ^_^

     

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    Subject:
  • Name: Shinobi
  • Time of Entry: Sat Sep 19, 98 at 22:37 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Shinobi and Co. are partying in the EGC Bar, approprately enough*

      Shinobi: *wearing a party hat over the ninja outfit* Hey, i can't resist a party!

      Plant: ... (*thinks* Somebody just poured a glass of something on me... and it wasn't water... whooooooo!)

      Voodoo: Well, so that's what usually goes on here?

      Shinobi: More of less, though we do have slow days...

      Lyric: You really didn't do anything, so you can't talk.

      Shinobi: Hey, i TRIED to help... but it was all taken care of my the time i had gotten back... and well, now, its all good...

      Coch'ran: It is i, Coch'ran, Demon Lawyer!

      Voodoo: Yeah, sure, whatever... didn't Asuka just kick you to the curb?

      Coch'ran: But... i am the Villian... the great and terrible demon lawyer...

      Gendo Ikari: Yeah, you and everyone else!

      *Suddenly all eyes turn to Gendo*

      Shinobi: Errr... Gendo? Gendo IKARI? In the EGC Bar...? Do you have any IDEA?

      Gendo: *at the sight of all the weapons bristling at him* This is gonna sting, isn't it?

      Shinobi: no, i don't think you'll feel much... unless we let Rei at you... then it really sucks to be you...

      Gendo: Aipe!

      Shinobi: Now, that's a scary sight...

      Coch'ran: Nobody makes a fool of ME and gets away with it for long!  You haven't heard the last of me!

      Asuka: Anta-baka

      Coch'ran: Aaaaaaaiiii!

      Lyric: Oh, come on, end the post already, its gotten silly...

      Shinobi: No, i don't want the voice over to start....

      Too late... its the narrator's part already! *ahem* not much to say really, i just gotta stop the sillyness.. on the other hand... the beating of Gendo can go on and on...

      Gendo: HELP!!!

      Somehow, i think not...

      Do you have any idea what i have been forgetting... i mean really... the
      YYYYYUUUUMMMMIII~~~-~SSSAAAAMMMMAAA!!!!
      cheer

     

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    Subject:
  • Name: VoidStar (About to Duck & Cover)
  • Time of Entry: Sat Sep 19, 98 at 23:0 Central Time
  • Message:

      Rei: *Fuming* GENDOU!!! HOW DARE YOU SHOW YOUR FACE HERE!!!!!

      Asuka: *Punts Cock'Rahn again*

      Aoi: Well, well.  The Unholy Oppressor pays us a visit.  Shito Sentai, shall we?

      Kaworu: Hai!

      Tenkei: Hai!

      For raw stupidity, if nothing else....I mean, he just walked into a bar full of people who hate him.  ^^;;;;

     

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    Subject:
  • Name: Gendou Ikari, Aya Brea
  • Time of Entry: Sat Sep 19, 98 at 23:49 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*Suddenly Aya Brea from Parasite Eve breaks in and kicks the crap out of everybody beating up Gendou Ikari*)

      Gendou: Hey, Aya-chan! Thanks!

      Aya: (*shrugs*) Anything for a guy with a tapeworm. (*kicks more butt*)

      (*... and so Aya Brea is here, to protect Mr. Ikari ...*)

      Special Bonus for anyone who can pinpoint that tapeworm reference. ^_-

     

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    Subject:
  • Name: VoidStar Et Al
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 0:18 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Suddenly, "Aya-chan" is set upon by her worst nightmare--a horde of superior SquareSoft characters!*

      Aerith: Begone, ye blonde bimbo!

      Tifa: *Chasing Aya around, fists up* Go back to New York and let the Shito Sentai do their job!

      Yuffie: OUT, DAMNED COP!!!

      *Tifa boots Aya out of the bar next to Cock'Rahn*

     

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    Subject:
  • Name: Aya Brea, Coch'Rahn and Guess Who
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 0:30 Central Time
  • Message:
      Coch'Rahn: Aw, man ... why is everybody misspelling my name?

      Aya: Eeeeiaaaagh!! The Evil Demon Lawyer!! (*punts Coch'Rahn*) Now ... I'm not going to be stopped by a bunch of funky weirdo Final Fantasy girls!!

      ????: Ya got that right?

      Aya: Huh?

      (*Aya turns to meet the face of ... the dreaded CAIT SITH!!*)

      Cait Sith: KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND!!

      (*Essentially, poor Aya gets the Knights of the Round summoned at her ... and manages to dodge them most of the time!*)

      Cait Sith: How the heck did --

      Aya: It's in the job description! Now give me that! (*snatches the Knights of the Round Summon Materia and punts Cait Sith*)

      Cait Sith: (*as he flies*) Nooooo ...

      Aya: Now ... Mr. Ikari and his tapeworm! (*goes back in the bar and resumes where she left off*)

     

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    Subject:
  • Name: Funky FF7 Girls
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 0:36 Central Time
  • Message:

      Yuffie: *Notices the little red marble in Aya's grasp* Materiaaaaa.....*With a lunge so fast the human eye couldn't hope to follow it, Knights of the Round is in Yuffie's grasp* O_O It's _this_ one!!! WAAAAIII!!!! I've got it back!!!!!

      Aerith: Thinking of picking up where ya left off? Ha! *Aerith casts her Planet Protector Limit, surrounding the FF7 Girls in golden auras* Well, Tifa-chan, now that you're invincible, what're you gonna do?

      Tifa: I'm gonna kick Aya to Disneyland! *PUNT*

      *Ms. Brea lands on the outskirts of the city*

     

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    Subject: Opinion polls
  • Name: Phoenix
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 4:24 Central Time
  • Message:
      How many people here LOVE Eva? Raise your hands, please, and I'll take a count...then we can credit Eva with about a million cuteness points.

     

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    Subject: Opinion polls
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 8:2 Central Time
  • Message:
      I LOVE EVA!^_^*waves arms wildly*You'd think by now that'd everyone would think I'm obsessed anyway beeccauuse---

      Yumi:SPOILER!

      Well....gommmeennn nee.....>.>

     

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    Subject: Aya!^_^
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 8:13 Central Time
  • Message:
      Aya was here?!0_o

      Yumi:who else?Maybe she should learn to wear something besides a coat and being topless >o<

      Quiet Yumi >.>

      Parasite Eve:Foolish foolish humans!Remember:the worst foes lies within!MWAHAHAAHA---

      Yumi and Jen-chan:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!PARASITE EVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Yumi:0_o;;;

      Jen-chan:Weren't you that-- @^@

      Yumi:0_o *having a massive heart attack*0_o

      Parasite Eva:Quiet,my dear >.>

      Jen-chan:DON'T CALL ME THAT!>o<

      Yumi:0_o;;;;;

      Parasite Eva:Why,my dear?^_^

      Jen-chan:Oh well...^^;;;

      Jen-chan:HEY!How come your so nice to me and not to Yumi?!>.>

      Parasite Eve:Because,my dear,Yumi is a bitch >.>

      Jen-chan:Well,thats partially true.....

      Yumi:0_o;;;;

      Jen-chan:Well,um..Konnichi Wa...uhh....Parasite Eve...0_o

      Parasite Eve:*shakes her hand*Nice to meet you my dear ^_^

      ^^;;;

      (Why _does_ Parasite Eve keep on calling Jen-chan "my dear?" and dosen't that get annoying after a while?And how comes she's evil and she's being so nice to Jen?!)

      Jen:*shrug*At least she won't make me spontaneusly combust ^^;

      (amen to that ^^;)

     

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    Subject: Coch'Rahn strikes BACK!
  • Name: Floyd and Pals
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 9:13 Central Time
  • Message:

      Coch'Rahn: I feel so used, Durandal.. even that irritating little German girl beat the crap out of me?

      Durandal: Don't feel so bad, Sir.. it could have been worse.

      Coch'Rahn: Oh.. HOW could it have been WORSE?

      Durandal: That Gendou fella everyone seems to hate could've joined in on your ass whuppin'.

      Coch'Rahn: Grrr...

      Durandal: Oh, now buck up, sir.. show me that demonic force of evil I fear and loathe...

      Coch'Rahn: You're right, Durandal.. I'll destroy them all! DURANDAL!

      Durandal: Yes, boss?

      Coch'Rahn: Fetch me.. the LAW SUIT!

      Durandal: GASP! The... LAW SUIT?

      Coch'Rahn: Yes, the bloody LAW SUIT! Do I have to say every bloody thing twice?

      Durandal: Err.. sorry sir.. I'll go get.. the LAW SUIT.

      Coch'Rahn: BWAHAHA! Now those bastards in the EGC will PAY! For I am Coch'Rahn, the Great and *cough, sputter, cough!* D-Durandal!

      Durandal: What, Boss?

      Coch'Rahn: H-Heim-lich.. Man-uever!!!

      What is the LAW SUIT? How will Coch'Rahn attempt to use it against our intrepid EGC-ers? Will Asuka kick him squa in the nutz? (Yeah, I want some cheezy poofs!)

     

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    Subject: hmm....Cheesy Poofs,eh?^_-
  • Name: Jen-chan,Parasite Eve,Yumi ^.^
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 11:33 Central Time
  • Message:
      Parasite Eve:Who is this my dear? >.>

      *shrugs*I dunno..AND WOULD YOU STOP CALLING ME THAT ALREADY!?

      Parasite Eve:Hai hai..my dear ^_^

      *sigh*v_v

      Parasite Eve:Well,he dosen't seem like much of a threat to me...*melds hands*

      Yumi:What a show off...

      She _IS_ a Parasite after all >.>

      Parasite Eve:Now,now Yumi-baka,do you want me to personally rip your head off?^_^

      Yumi:No thank you ^^;

      *sigh*sooo..

      Yumi:humm...why exactly are you here Miss...erm..."Parasite Eve?" ^^;;;

      Parasite Eve:Aya was here isn't she?>.>

      *shrugs*hai hai....so?

      Parasite Eve:Wherever Aya goes..I go.Besides that, who is that Gendou....jerk?

      Yumi:Don't have a fit Eve ^^;

      Parasite Eve:*grabs her with a melded hand and chokes her*I'LL HAVE A FIT WHENEVER I DAMN WELL PLEASE!

      0_o;;;;

      Yumi:*choke*...@^@

      *only crickets can be heard chipring*

      Parasite Eve:*lets go*Gomen ne,my dear ^_^

      WOULD YA STOP CALLING ME THAT ALREADY!?>o<

     

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    Subject: Trouble, trouble, boils and bubbles ...
  • Name: Many happy shiney people ^.-
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 13:32 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*Aya Brea bursts into the EGC bar again, where people are still beating up Gendou, and blasts them all with the highly rare Parasite Ugh, a.k.a. "P.U." ...*)

      Gendou: (*plugging nose*) Ick ... Aya-chan, that smells really bad.

      Aya: It's supposed to, but anyway ... we gotta hurry.  Eve is already here.

      Gendou: Eve? Aaaaagh! (*runs for the door, smashing into the incoming Dr. Mayuri Sencha*)

      Mayuri: Itai! Watch where you're going, baka!

      Gendou: (*piku*) MAYURI?! Aaaagh!! (*runs in the other direction*)

      Mayuri: (*calmly disinterested*) Still thinks I'm going to kill him, eh?

      Aya: (*coldly*) Dr. Sencha Mayuri ... I've heard about you.

      Mayuri: Good thing for you.  What brings you here?

      Aya: I am here to protect Mr. Ikari.

      Mayuri: Let me guess ... some sort of irrational attraction?

      Aya: No.  The tapeworm is within him.  It must not come to harm ...

      (*This is just far too funny for Mayuri to stand ...*)

      Mayuri: Hahaha ... you're protecting him because he has a _tapeworm_?

      Aya: But this is no ordinary tapeworm ...

      Gendou: (*very fast -- micro machine man speed*) Very-nice-meeting-you-again-but-we-really-gotta-go!! (*dashes out the door at a phenomenal speed, with Aya Brea in tow ...*)

      (*For some reason unexplained to most people, Chatty hasn't noticed a single bit of this and is instead wrapped up in another matter entirely ...*)

      (*joyously*) I think she likes me!! I think she really likes me ...

      Good Yuna: Yeah, well ... am I the only person here sensing the impending doom? I mean, the demon J'hani Coch'Rahn is going unleash the Law suit on us, Parasite Eve is here and Gendou Ikari is here too ... and yet there's more, I'm certain of it ...

      (*Elsewhere, Evangelion Unit 06' is stomping down the widest street of the chatroom, looking about ready to perform a massacre.*)

      (*Of course, the Eva is nowhere near as furious as it's pilot.*)

      Lyn: (*steam shooting from ears*) AOI!!

      Evil Yuna: Hehehe ... (*to the "audience"*) Well, I did say I'd do something, ne? ^.~

     

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    Subject: GOOO PARASITE EVE!\^o^/
  • Name: Parasite Eve,yet again,with Jen-chan and Yumi!^.^
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 14:15 Central Time
  • Message:
      Parasite Eve:WORTHLESS HUMANS!THE PARASITES WILL WRATH!MWWAHAHAHAHA!!!!THE WORST FOES LIES WITHIN!^o^

      *big sweatdrop*^^;;;;;
      *Parasite's arms turns into a VERY gooey liquid as its starts chasing after Gendou like a game of "find the tapeworm" ^.~*

      Yumi:0_o

      COOL!^o^

      Yumi:*stares at Jen*COOL?!@^@

      Well,it is *defensive*>.>

      Parasite Eve:tehee...I'll find you....haha!No more hide and seek anymore!*liquid wraps through city streets*

      GOO PARASITE EVEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!\^o^/

      Yumi:oh hell----GO PARASITE EVE!\^o^/

      Parasite Eve:^_^Why,thank you.

      Anytime!^.~

      Yumi:o0(Only Jen-chan can make friends with a foe bad enough to almost destroy New York City *sweat sweat*^^;)

      After that,lets get some pizza!^o^

      Yumi:*insane look*@^@

      Parasite Eve:Hai hai,my dear^_^

      please PLEASE PLEASE stop calling me that?!>o<

      Parasite:hai,my dear ^_^

      *sigh*v_v...

     

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    Subject: Opinion polls
  • Name: Ian Kim
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 15:34 Central Time
  • Message:
      I think Pheonix was talking about Eva L. Jen-chan, not the EVA ^^;; (EVA doesn't expand into Neon Genesis Evangelion anyways. ^^;;)

     

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    Subject: Opinion polls
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 16:5 Central Time
  • Message:
      Gomen ne..*bowbow* m(__)m

      Nope,but anyway,I thought you _were_ talking about EVA...shimmata na..and did anyone notice that Asuka and Shinji's dubbed voice plainly sucks!?How dare those English dubbers!>o<

     

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    Subject: Trouble, trouble, boils and bubbles ...
  • Name: Tamashii Aoi & Nagisa Kaworu
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 16:43 Central Time
  • Message:

      Aoi: *Smiles innocently at Lyn* What's the matter, Seventh? I never thought of you as the jealous type.

      Kaworu: You do realize what's making him act this way, don't you? Please say you do.

      Aoi: *Looks blank* Uuuuh....

      Kaworu: ~_~;;; Never mind.  You can figure this one out yourself, Imouto-chan.  *Kaworu walks off*

      Aoi: *Blinkblinkblink*

     

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    Subject: Opinion polls
  • Name: Jay
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 17:34 Central Time
  • Message:
      .......Whats going one here? O.o I missed a party?? >.< BAKA BAKA BAKA *bangs head on a wall*

     

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    Subject: Opinion polls
  • Name: Shinobi
  • Time of Entry: Sun Sep 20, 98 at 20:46 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Shinobi is found somewhere in the EGC Bar*

      Shinobi: Waitasec, Jay... errrr... You say the party is OVER?

      Plant: *From under a nearby table* ... (*thinks* Whoooo.... its never over... Yeeeeaaaaahhh!!!)

      Shinobi:  Argh... how long has it been, anyhow...?

      Lyric: About a day... sir...

      Voodoo: Ummm, are we trying to answer the question "How hung over can a man get from one night?

      Shinobi: Note to self... ordinary mortals are not meant to enger a drinking contest with Kaji...

      Lyric: I'll remember that, next time...

      Voodoo: I think he's learned his lesson...

      Lyric: Just you watch, he says that all the time.

      Shinobi: Thanks, mother, you wouldn't happen to have any sunglasses would you...? The sun seems unusually bright today...

      *Shinobi grabs some discarded sunglasses*

      Shinobi: Hmmm... i wonder which of our NERV personell dropped sunglasses... oh well, they are kinda nice...

      Voodoo: Errr... who "watered" the plant...?

      Plant: ... (*thinks* hehehehehehe... this is niiiiiiiccccceeeeee....)

      Lyric: Where's Bub... and what's this about the Demon Lawyer?

      Ahem... i am _supposed_ to be this color, aren't i...? oh well, not much to say, we just gotta wait for something to happen again, no? *grin* and this time, i won't steal any angels... but i may need a giant robot, anybody wanna help me with this mecha design...

      oh and just to plug the killer site... OtakuWorld is full of kool anime games... and most recently, The Skuld Bug-bashing game has eaten my life... That and trying to beat Kung Fu Kim... but that i haven't uploaded yet...

     

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    Subject: Opinion polls
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Mon Sep 21, 98 at 8:17 Central Time
  • Message:
      Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww...  It looks like I missed lots of excitement yesterday.  I guess that's what happens when you don't spend much time online for a day.  
      Skuld: Hi, Nadia-chan! I'm back! And so are the rest of the cameos!

      I can see that, Skuld.

      Skuld: The Skuld Bug-Bashing game?! I love that game (mainly because -I'M- the star!)! Of course, I'm still trying to teach Nadia-chan to play the game, as her score tends to be pretty low.

      Gomen, Skuld.  I'm not good with that type of game, but since it was a Skuld game, I had to try it!

      Skuld: Arigato! :D

      Hey, Skuld, do you know whatever happened with Cid, Shera, and Belldandy?

      Skuld: Ooooooooh! It's really juicy! Onee-sama told Cid that she was in love with Keiichi and would never leave him as long as he wanted her (personally, I'd prefer her to be unattached to anyone).  Shera cried a lot and finally Cid admitted that he cared for her, and they went off to Costa del Sol together, and they don't want to be disturbed.

      Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

      BTW, Jen-chan, your request picture's done! I'll be uploading it soon, so you can see it! :D

     

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    Subject: Opinion polls
  • Name: Jen-chan ^.^
  • Time of Entry: Mon Sep 21, 98 at 13:8 Central Time
  • Message:
      *walking through the halls of Genesis whistling in an RK mood*

      *whistling Heart Of The Sword*

      *stops in mid whistling*

      ORO RO?!0_0x

      Shinobi-san!Those glasses look strikingly familiar!Hmm..hmm...*examines them*Not just _ANY_ type of glasses...500 BUCKS!@^@

      *scratch scratch*Who could they belong to....?

      Gary Oldman:>.>

      *hugs Gary*GARY!MY FAVORITE BAD GUY FROM AIR FORCE ONE!"get the hell off my plane guy" right?^_^

      Gary Oldman:Yes,actually..I heard this Sephiroth guy made really good hotdogs......^^;;;;

      oh..>.>

      *continues looking at the glasses*Hmm...NOW I KNOW!These are _Gendou's_ glasses!He's as blind as a bat without 'em!^_^

      Parasite Eve:So you mean he's running around having _NO_ clue where he's going?!

      *nodnod*HAI!^___^

      Parasite Eve:WELL,LETS GO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM THEN!^o^

      *nodnod*Ja na Shinobi-san!*starts running after Gendou*^_^

      Parasite Eve:HEY!WAIT UP!^o^

      ((Backround:WHACK!SMACK!WHOOSH!FWING!GLLOOWW..))

      on a side note....ARIGATOU NADIA-CHAN!*smilesmile*heehee....^____^Oh,Otaku World?They amuse me for hours.Yes,it is so addictive smashing bugs....and so is Pacman..but thats a _WHOLE_ other story ^_-

     

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    Subject: Floyd the Robot parties down.
  • Name: Floyd the Robot
  • Time of Entry: Mon Sep 21, 98 at 15:45 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Flying Monkey hands Floyd yet ANOTHER bottle of tequila*

      FM: Floyd.. can robots even digest liquor?

      Floyd: This one can, Baby!

      Fink: He's drunk off his arse, you know.

      FM: Oh yeah.

      Floyd: Woooohoooo! You.. you know what I'd.. l-like.. What I wanna.. what I'm gonna do?

      S'Kean: *sighs* What, Floyd?

      Floyd: I'm gonna find that Crow T. Robot guy.. and kick his ASS!

      Crow: Those are strong words, you drunken bastard.

      Tom Servo: Yeah.. let's git him, Ma!

      What will happen next? Will Floyd be beaten down by Crow AND Tom Servo from TV's Mystery Science Theater 3000? What is Coch'Rahn up to? (I don't trust that guy when he's quiet.) What will happen to Gendou's sunglasses? Damned if I know. Stay tuned! ^_^

     

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    Subject: Floyd the Robot parties down.
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Mon Sep 21, 98 at 16:1 Central Time
  • Message:
      *Jen-chan is beating the crap out of Gendou,Parasite Eve following,and surronds herself with an AT field so Aya dosen't start trying to kick _her_ arse or there would be very ONE PISSED OFF JEN-CHAN!>o<*

      Yumi:You go girl!d^_^b

      Jen:*WHACK!WHACK!WHACKWHACKWHACKWHACKWHACK!*

      *KICK!*

      *delivers another fatal punch and knocks him out cold*

      People like you annoy me >.>

      Gary Oldman:HEYHEYHEYHEYHEY!_I'M_ supposed to act like that and kick ass!WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!>.>

      Yumi:You sound like Palmer...^o^

      *Jen gets up and stares at Gendou in disguist*>.>

      Parasite Eve:You mean Plamer?^_-

      har har har..hilarious >.>

      *drags Gendou in an AT field*I'll take him back to a subspace hole or whatever,so we don't have bare-chested,topless woman (*ahem* A certain someone >.>) chasing after him...

      Yumi:^^;;RIGHT!

      Parasite Eve:Those AT field's sure are effective ^_^

      *dragdragdrag*^_^

     

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    Subject: Floyd the Robot parties down.
  • Name: A Star-Struck VoidStar
  • Time of Entry: Mon Sep 21, 98 at 16:12 Central Time
  • Message:

      O___O COOL!!!! Crowe and Tom, my IDOLS!!!! You're in EGC Chat!!! I love MST3K!!!! Er, where's Joel and/or Mike?

      Rei: Calm down, Hugh-san....^^;;;;

      *Meanwhile, Jenova's drinking herself silly*

      Tifa: *Working the bar* What's up, Jenova-san?

      Jenova: *Sigh* It's that Sephiroth guy.  He freaks out whenever he comes near me.

      Tifa: ^^;;;; Oh, er....uh....that's weird, isn't it?

      Jenova: You know something, don't you?!

      Tifa: Er....no! Nothing at all, Jenova-san! ^^;;;;;;

     

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    Subject: Floyd the Robot parties down.
  • Name: Gary Olman
  • Time of Entry: Mon Sep 21, 98 at 16:34 Central Time
  • Message:
      Gary: All I wanted was a decent hotdog.....*runs up to Sephiroth*

      Gary: Like your hair..^_-Uh..one hotdog?

      Sephiroth:Je-Je-Je-Je-Je-0_o

      Gary:*sweatdropsweatdrop*^^;

     

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    Subject: Floyd the Robot parties down.
  • Name: Shinobi
  • Time of Entry: Mon Sep 21, 98 at 17:19 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Shinobi, wearing obviously stolen sunglasses and dressed in a rather sharp looking suit (of a possibly stolen nature)*

      Shinobi: Hey, you mean the party's not over?!

      Plant: ... (*Thinks* Its NEVER over!!)

      Lyric: Errr... not to bring it up, but that's a nice suit... where'd you get it?

      Shinobi: Well, you see, i bought the tonfa *Produces black metal nightstick, florishes it and unscrews it into 'chucks* After that i just though, "Hey, this Reno-like weapon goes with a Reno-like suit..." and then i was passing by the Shin-ra building... and well one thing ned to another and...

      Reno: *Missing his coat and pants* I think i'd like my suit back now, then...

      Girl: Reeeeennnoooo is cuuutttteeee!!! *leaps on his back*

      Shinobi: Um, who's the hentai now?

      Girl: *Whap*

      Shinobi: *Rubs aching head* Remind me not to make comments while in whapping range...

      Girl: Good idea... now leave us alone...

      Lyric: Now, THAT'S an obvious hint...

      Voodoo: How about you all get a room?

      Lyric: Where did that Coch'ran person dissapear to? I think we have a reoccuring villian... and unlike the Cochroach Leader, he seems to be quite capable of returning...

      So, in RL i actually did pass the Shin-ra building... i was driving about downtown (yes, BOTH blocks, for everybody who knows where i live...) and i passed a sign which, i swear, helpfully indicated the direction of the Shin-ra building from my current location, i couldn't follow b/c of the fact that i would have been late to class (damn college...) however, tomorrow, if i can find it...

     

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    Subject: "Chaos to the Nth Degree" or "Say what?"
  • Name: Kanzaki Toru
  • Time of Entry: Mon Sep 21, 98 at 19:19 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Kanzaki looks around at the ensuing calamity and woe and lights up a clove* "It's going to be one of those days..."

     

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    Subject: Let's get ready to rumble!
  • Name: Floyd the Robot
  • Time of Entry: Mon Sep 21, 98 at 20:6 Central Time
  • Message:

      Floyd: *smashes the bottle of tequila on the counter* You and me, Goldie!

      Crow: Any time, you red-assed, tick-picking...

      Tom Servo: Umm.. he's a robot, not a baboon.

      Floyd: Shut up, you faggy gumball machine!

      Tom Servo: Okay.. that's it, you lame excuse for a robot...

      Floyd: Oh yeah? Well at least I wasn't made out of spare parts by a JANITOR!

      Crow: You leave Joel out of this, you drunken idiot!

      Floyd: I am not.. *falls on his robot arse* Drunk!

      Crow: LET'S GET HIM WHILE HE'S DOWN!

      FM: Hey, hey.. he's drunk.. he doesn't know what he's doing.. leave him alone.. okay?

      Crow: Yeah, yeah.. okay.. fine..

      Tom Servo: Your lips are like crisp, delicious bacon.

      FM: 0_o;;

      Crow: Just pour us some drinks, Monkey-boy. Hell, we just came outta watching "The Final Sacrifice." *shudders*

      *suddenly, out of nowhere*

      Coch'Rahn: *wearing a huge robotic LAW SUIT* STOP!

      FM: You again?

      Coch'Rahn: Yes.. it is I.. Coch'Rahn.. demon..

      Crow: If the glove don't fit, you must acquit!

      Tom Servo: Why are we even having a trial?

      Coch'Rahn: Shut up! *pulls out a VERY VERY LARGE AND DANGEROUS LOOKING GUN* I will destroy you all! You must PAY!

      Okay, so who's gonna kick Coch'Rahn's ass now? (And yes, those were shameless OJ Trial jokes.) ^_^

     

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    Subject: Floyd the Robot parties down.
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Mon Sep 21, 98 at 21:28 Central Time
  • Message:
      Oh, boy...  Looks like everyone's either drinking or fighting with each other.  Sounds like a real party's going on here now that the cameos are back!

      Skuld: Hmmmmmmmmmmm...  I don't like alcohol (I leave THAT to Urd), so I guess I'll just have to join in the battles!

      Belldandy: Oh, Skuld...  Do you really have to do that?

      Skuld: ~looks guilty~ But onee-sama, it looks so fun! And there's people from MST3000 and Parasite Eve here! This is a great opportunity!

      Belldandy: ~sighs and shakes her head~ No, Skuld.

      Skuld: Aw, onee-sama...  

      Hey, Skuld, here's something that will keep you happy!

      Skuld: Ooooooooooooooooh!!! It's a copy of Skuld's Bug Bashing! I love this game! ~big happy grin and shiny eyes~

      ~sweatdrop~ Have fun, Skuld.

      Well, Skuld's been mollified for now, but will she end up joining in the fight?

      BTW, Jen-chan, I sent the picture to you at the address on your name.  Hope you like! :D

     

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    Subject: Of sound mind and er...uhm...ethics?
  • Name: Kanzaki Toru
  • Time of Entry: Tues Sep 22, 98 at 0:28 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Being of obvious demonic nature and seeing the potentially battle happy goddess within the bar, Toru wisely grabs the conveinantly located shadowy booth....hence demonic does NOT mean stupid and or suicidal* "What is a poor unforunate Class Two Limited anchovy class Demon to do?" *Well...at least that didn't involve being turned into a frog or a reasonable copy of a pancake.*

     

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    Subject: WHERE IS RENO?!=D~
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Tues Sep 22, 98 at 13:4 Central Time
  • Message:
      RENO!COME BACK HERE!*wave wave*o0(oh!He is so bishouneeennnn!)

      Its not fair..all the girls get the cute nightsick weilding,sunglass wearing,redhead....v_v;;;

      Oh well!*grabs her PERSONALIZED Jen-chan SD doll*(Arigatou Nadia-chan!)Well,we at least know someone has a Jen-chan doll....^_- ^_-

      *meanwhile on some alternate demension..well...at least a hotdog stand..^_-*

      Sephiroth:Je-Je-Je--

      Gary Oldman:CAN I HAVE MY DAMNED HOTDOG ALREADY?!

      Sephiroth:Je-Je-Je-Je...0_o

      Gary Oldman:GIMME A FRIGGIN HOTDOG OR I'LL BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!

      Jen-chan:HEY!>o<

      Jen-chan:One more time with death threats and I'll pound your sorry arse to the floor!

      Sephiroth:Je-Je-Je..0_o;;*stops*Konnichi Wa!May I take your order?^_^

      Gary Oldman:Who the hell is Jen-chan?!>.>

      Jen-chan:*smacks forehead*You are obviously an idiot Gary >.>

      Jen-chan:Well,your my favorite badass so I'm nt complaining *shrug*

      Jen-chan:but if I see you bossing around my friends....>o<

      Gary Oldman:*sighs*FINALLY I CAN GET A DAMNED HOTDOG!>o<

     

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    Subject: Let's get ready to rumble!
  • Name: The One to Kick Coch'Rahn's Ass!!!!
  • Time of Entry: Tues Sep 22, 98 at 16:1 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Coch'Rahn's horning in on brawl at the EGC Bar! Guess we need someone to take his ass down, since Asuka's beating the crap out of Kii.  As usual.*

      ???: Yo, Demon-Boy! Let's see your Law Suit stand up to THIS!!!! *The blade of a sword stabs into Coch'Rahn's back, emerging through the front*

      Rei: >_<;;; Hugh-san! Why'd you bring her here?!!!

      ^_^ Hey, she's a fighter, and she's massively cool to boot.

      ???: That's right! *The Mystery Fighter wrenches her sword from the enemy's chest and reveals herself* Atashi wa Ivy, of Soul Caliber!!

      Note: For those of you unfamiliar with Ivy....er....I guess I could dig up a pic.  ^_^

      Ivy: *Stabs Coch'Rahn again* Now get out of here! You're ruining a perfectly good brawl by making it serious!!

     

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    Subject: Jeepers H. Crackers on a Popsicle Stick in a Cornfield, Weavin' a Basket, for Cryin' Out Loud!
  • Name: Floyd the Robot
  • Time of Entry: Tues Sep 22, 98 at 16:55 Central Time
  • Message:

      Coch'Rahn: *gets punted to the curb yet again* Auuuugh! Durandal!

      Durandal: Don't give up now, Boss!

      Ship's Computer: *whirrs in, remember, it's in a repair droid body now* Yeah, just go away, you poop!

      Durandal: ^_^! I think I'm in love!

      Ship's Computer: Eep!

      I don't think I ever mentioned it, but the Ship's Computer is technically female, so that should explain THAT little tidbit. ^_^

     

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    Subject: Bad, Bad Things (a.k.a. "The Friggin' Long Illustrated Post")
  • Name: Bah ... if you must know, I'll write a cast list ... ;p
  • Time of Entry: Tues Sep 22, 98 at 17:10 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*EVA 06' suddenly comes back to life after having frozen for no apparent reason.  It seems that Lyn Anouilh, who for the past little while been in a bit of a shock reaction to ... um ... _something_, has now discovered something new to be enraged about ...*)

      Lyn: DIE CHATTY-BA~~~~~~KA!!!!

      Um ... this would be a good time for me to leave, I think ... ^^;;

      (*Chatty begins to retreat very quickly, but is plucked up easily by the big EVA hand.*)

      I'm dead meat, right?

      Lyn: Yup. (*The EVA's hand begins to close.*)

      (*very large sweatdrop*) Uh ... you certain Kaworu-san won't take any offense at your methods? ^^;;

      (*Lyn's only response is to speed up the closing of the hand.*)

      (*pulling inward to compensate*) Great.  Me and my big mouth ...

      (*Suddenly, a ferret that's been floating about in the LCL of the entry plug lands on the plug floor and speaks:*)

      Kiki: No Lyn!! Don't kill Chatty!! Stay good Lyn, stay good!!

      Lyn: Wha...? (*to the ferret*) How'd you get here? Wait, don't mind that ... if you're here, then that means ... (*freezes in horror*) Oh God, no ... not that ... not the MINI LOP BUNNY!!

      KA-CLICK!!

      Bun-bun: Time to rock, wimp boy ...

      Lyn: (*sobbing*) I am _not_ a coward!!

      (*... much later ...*)

      Bun-bun: Lesse, where'd wimp boy put it ... damn, I know it's in -- AHA!! There it is!! (*lunges into the bloody goo and little shreds that are the remains of EVA 06' and pulls out a TV remote*) The TV remote!!

      Lyn: (*shaking*) N-n-nice b-b-bunny ...

      Y'know, if that wasn't the most unnaturally gory spectacle I've ever seen, I'd be quite happy about this ... (*shivers*)

      Bun-bun: And now Kiki ... we're off to Tijuana to start that black market Viagra ring!

      Kiki: Didn't we do that?

      Bun-bun: Hell yeah.  But I need an excuse to get outta here.

      Kiki: Okay! (*lobotomy patient smile*)

      Bun-bun: Hasta la vista, wimp boy!

      (*Bun-bun utilizes some weird little dimensional travel device and they beam out.*)

      Err ... are you okay, Lyn-san?

      Lyn: (*sobbing unconsolably*) M-MY EVA!! He slaughtered my EVA ... ;.;

      Cockroach Sniper in the Shadows: (*aside*) That's not the only thing that's gonna get slaughtered ... heh heh ... (*aims rifle from position behind garbage can*)

      (*MEANWHILE ...*)

      (*Don't you hate it when I do that?*)

      Asuka: SAY IT!! Say it now!!

      Kii: Ungh ... Asuka ist ... sehr wunderschön und -- ow!!

      Asuka: You're going too slow!!

      Kii: Well, you could stop twisting my -- ITE-EE!!

      Asuka: Say it or else.

      Kii: (*very quickly*) Asuka ist sehr wunderschön und nett unvergleichlich, und ohne freundlicher Unterstützung von Asuka ich bin aus bei mein grosses Fass! There, I said it! Now leggo!

      (*Asuka lets Kii out of the headlock she had him in.  He quickly runs behind the bar so at least there's a counter between them or something ...*)

      Asuka: (*sighing*) Ah, I love hazing ...

      Kii: But Asuka, Lockheart-san hired me _before_ you.

      Asuka: Details, details. (*takes her place by the door*)

      Edge: (*to Kii*) Psst ... Kii-kun ... what'd she make you say?

      Kii: I don't know.  I don't speak German. ^^

      (*Gunshots ring out ...*)

      (*... and that is the end of this post ... hehehe ...*)

     

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    Subject: Bad, Bad Things (a.k.a.  
  • Name: Tamashii Aoi (VERY PISSED!)
  • Time of Entry: Tues Sep 22, 98 at 18:43 Central Time
  • Message:

      Asuka: Nani?! What the Hell?!!!

      Meanwhile....

      Aoi: *Standing over Lyn with her AT Field raised, the bullets stopped dead* Nice try, roach.  But if Lyn-chan sheds another drop of red, I'll smash your soul instead of just your body!

      Roach Assassin: But....er....my body's gonna go boom no matter what?

      Aoi: *Evil Grin (tm)* You got that right.  *Aoi shifts into Malachi form*

      Roach Assassin: Eeep.  *Raises gun pitifully*

      *Meanwhile....*

      Jenova: Is it just me, or can I hear a cockroach screaming?

      Asuka: Yeah....oh wait, it stopped.  Kinda suddenly.  *Shrugs* Ah well, whatever.

     

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    Subject: Bad, Bad Things (a.k.a.  
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Tues Sep 22, 98 at 19:58 Central Time
  • Message:
      Wait a sec...  It was Kiki's Delivery Service that's helping the Viagra smuggling? ~gasp~ Well, at least now we know the truth!

      Skuld: Did you see the cute ferret and lop bunny, Nadia-chan? They were so kawaii! Can I have a pet, onee-sama?

      Belldandy: Well, there's the dog that we visit, right, Skuld?

      Skuld: That's right! ~brightens up, then looks confused~ What's with the cockroach?

      I have no clue...

      ~Skuld pouts.~

      So what IS up with the cockroach?

      BTW, you're welcome, Jen-chan! Looks like Sephy likes the doll, too! ;)

     

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    Subject: Things Turn Very Serious
  • Name: Chatty, cockroaches, etc.
  • Time of Entry: Tues Sep 22, 98 at 20:44 Central Time
  • Message:
      Lyn: AOI!! (*hug*) I missed you! Thanks for saving my life and all ...

      Erm ... I guess that's my cue to go home, eh?

      Lyn: Exactly.  Shoo.

      (*quietly*) Okay.  Bai Aoi-chan ...

      (*A highly depressed Chatty waves and starts heading down the street.  He gets about three blocks away before something explodes in front of him, sending him backwards about half a block or so ...*)

      Ow ... what the heck was that?

      Cockroach with a Missle Launcher: Damn ... shot too soon!

      Nani?

      Cockroach with a Missle Launcher: (*into short wave radio*) Ground troops ... corner of whatever streets I'm at -- dang, this place needs street names -- send eight Reg Slayers!!

      Eight "Reg Slayers"? Somehow this doesn't sound good ...

      (*Right on cue, some eight or nine Cockroaches armed with Semi-Automatic Machine Guns pour out from some nearby alleys.*) Cockroach with a Semi-Automatic: Well, you just happen to be lucky.

      In that I'm only a few blocks away from one of the Angels, hai ...

      2nd Cockroach with a Semi-Automatic: No, that doesn't matter.  We could shoot you now.  Besides, they can't squish all of us.  We are only few among many, among millions of Cockroach Soldiers in the area ...

      Yeah, well ... did you say millions?

      4th Cockroach with a Semi-Automatic: (*grinning*) No spiders this time, Mr Traitor.

      No spi-- (*facefaults*) THIS IS HAPPENING _AGAIN_?

      8th Cockroach with a Semi-Automatic: Spiders are too stupid to work the tanks and artillery.

      5th Cockroach with a Semi-Automatic: Pretty good at magic, though, aren't they?

      3rd Cockroach with a Semi-Automatic: (*aiming at Chatty's head*) Shut up and fire.

      7th Cockroach with a Semi-Automatic: Wait ... were we supposed to kill this one or kidnap 'im?

      6th Cockroach with a Semi-Automatic: I say we shoot him.

      The cockroaches are invading _again_?!

      (*Suddenly, a voice booms over what would be the DCD Public Emergency Intercom, and it is not the Chief's voice ...*)

      Cockroach Leader: Don't you get it yet, Mr. Chatty? We already have! Gya ha ha ...

      (*Deja vu: thousands upon millions of Giant Cockroaches pour out from various hiding places throughout the EGC.  It's very much like the spiders in the Spider Chronicles, except these are Cockroaches, armed to the teeth with every single kind of deadly weapon you can think of -- guns, grenades, missle launchers, poison gas, etc. -- and one highly nasty goal: to take as many hostages as possible and to kill all who resist.  Or just shoot everybody.  Depends on how trigger-happy the cockroach is, I guess. ;p*)

      Oh my head ...

      3rd Cockroach with a Semi-Automatic: Shut your trap and say your prayers.

      Right.  AOI, HEEEEEELLLLLLLP!!

     

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