Subject: Bye for now...
  • Name: Flying Monkey (AKA Floyd, S'Kean, and all the rest)
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 10, 98 at 14:0 Central Time
  • Message:

      Well.. as I finish up my massively disorganized exodus from the place I call home, I just wanted to squeeze in one last post...

      To All My Friends

      Words and music by Lagwagon

      Here's a song to all my friends,

      I know they'd like.

      I remember every drunken night

      at the old dive.

      Drivin' the old wreck,

      Tryin' to make it home

      Somehow..

      One more pit stop

      At our favorite watering hole.

      The ghost of Christmas Past

      Swallowed all our pride

      Then opened up our storybooks

      And watered down our eyes

      Our demons raise their glasses, singing,

      "I propose a toast to all my friends!

      Who's buying the next round?

      Cup half empty, Cup half full,

      Perspectives, and fears

      They weren't failures, just the regulars

      Of my favourite years.

      They come and go, paying their toll

      From mobile homes

      Decaying, not unsound minds

      The ghost of Christmas Future dancing

      To the blink of time

      To the beating of defeat

      Shaking in his hands

      A lifetime of retreat

      And his regrets were ours

      A time to say goodbye

      To all my friends!


      S'Kean: Bye!

      Floyd: Later on!

      Fink: Quack!

      Ship's Computer: We'll be back!


      I will be back. I may take a little while to get set up and back online, but I'll come back, I promise.

      Shinobi, update your page again!

      Chatty, draw some more pics of Cid!

      Jen-Chan, good luck with school!

      And everyone else... ^_^!

      Oh.. about the song.. it's just my goodbye song. It feels pertinent, since I am heading off to a new part of my life, so.. here's to all my friends. Cheers!

      Who knows.. I may be posting again tomorrow from the dorm, I just felt like saying bye for now, just in case.

     

  • Subject: Bye for now...
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 10, 98 at 14:9 Central Time
  • Message:
      *hugs Floyd and teh rest*I'll miss you guys!You've been such great friends!;_;Lets hope you survive college,mmmkay Monkey-san?

      I bet you will!Well,we hope it will be fun...in some alternate demensional way..but still...^_^

      ;_;*sniffle*Oh I hate goodbyes..at least I'll see you sometime soon!^_^

     

  • Subject: Bye for now...
  • Name: VoidStar & Friends
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 10, 98 at 16:15 Central Time
  • Message:

      Come back soon, S'kean-kun! ^_^ The VoidStar-gumi shall await your return!

     

  • Subject: Bye for now...
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 10, 98 at 16:57 Central Time
  • Message:
      Bye, Floyd and gang! It's been fun this past few weeks! Good luck!

     

  • Subject: Bye for now...
  • Name: Jay
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 10, 98 at 16:59 Central Time
  • Message:
      Hey, take care! ^_^ Good luck bud!

      Umm, well, Sayonara, minna! ^^ Gabatteeee!

     

  • Subject: This is a chatroom?
  • Name: Vader
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 10, 98 at 17:23 Central Time
  • Message:
      What the, this is a messageboard not a chatroom.

     

  • Subject: Bye for now...
  • Name: Vader
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 10, 98 at 17:25 Central Time
  • Message:
      We used to be angels. huh, to my friends lala

     

  • Subject: Sadly, sadly, sadly
  • Name: Chatty and Co.
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 10, 98 at 18:5 Central Time
  • Message:
      Cid: HEY!! I am too frightening!! Not as much as Yuffie, maybe, but she's just --

      (*Evil Yuna appears in a puff of steam*)

      Aaaa~!! It's Yuna!! And she's doing a Lilith-from-Darkstalkers impression!!

      Evil Yuna: I am not Yuna.  I am ... EVIL YUNA!! MWA HA HA HA!

      Cid: Hey! That's Evil Nina's line!

      Evil Yuna: Shut up! I have to deliver a message, baka! AHEM. (*her eyes flash and she begins speaking in a really possessed-sounding manner*) Essen ea aros garu ... ragos elru ruma -- mindengaras! Saran Saagspaasu, saran Lansivala ... relwe ar. Elru hwena.

      (Subtitle translation: "Look at that which is dreadful, that which commands black malice -- the imprisonment of light! To cut Subspace, to cut the Holy Barrier ... ponder that.  Our goal.")

      (*Having thus given that impressive speech in the tongue of Soruharva, Evil Yuna dissappears in a blink*)

      Vincent: .....

      Um ... welcome back Ian-san!! Goodbye Mr. Monkey!

      Cid: And don't worry, she had better start drawing more Cid pictures or else I'll be really pissed ... >_<

     

  • Subject: Sadly, sadly, sadly
  • Name: VoidStar & Friends
  • Time of Entry: Fri Oct 11, 98 at 11:57 Central Time
  • Message:

      Yuffie: WAAAAAHHH!!!! ;_; Cid-kun's being meeeeeeean!!!!! *The distraught ninja proceeds to beat Cid senseless with her Conformer*

      No less than he deserves, I suppose.  O_o;;;

      Rei: Er, could someone explain why Yuna-chan's evil? >_<

      Aoi: And how Miyu got a cameo license? >_<

      Tenkei: *Babble babble babble*

      Kaworu: ^^;;; I agree, Tenkei-chan, but watch your mouth, ne?

     

  • Subject: piku...piku...
  • Name: Linaly
  • Time of Entry: Fri Oct 11, 98 at 13:35 Central Time
  • Message:
      alright guys- here's where i use my html powers and create... a link! *dramatic music*

      Piku!


      that goes to my anime page... now i will brain wash you and get you to go to my page and sign the guestbook... you should also go and read the Sailor Moon fanfics that me and jules mutilated- they are quite funny... so go- NOW! ^_~

      and... Welcome back Ian-san! ^_^

     

  • Subject: Hmmm...
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Fri Oct 11, 98 at 13:36 Central Time
  • Message:
      Jen-chan:possessed?0_o...

      Yumi:First Jen-chan saves Kii from LCL,Yuna becomes evil and starts writing a lemo--

      Jen-chan:*ahem*^^;

      Yumi:-n...and to top it off she's murmering about something about drakness and yadda yadda yadda!@.@

      Jen-chan:hmm...mor...

      Yumi:mor?huh?^^;

      Jen-chan:*sighs*Its Latin baka!>.<

      Yumi:bleah..all I do know is your better at hard languages then I am..=P

      Jen-chan:agh!>_
      Yumi:I know ^.^;;

      Jen-chan:soo...ummm...well..what do we do now?^^;

      Jen-chan:@#$&....

      Yumi:ohh..Jen-chan seems pissed ^.^;;

      Jen-chan:AGH!>_
      Yumi:@.@aiiieee!Isn't that harsh?!*topples over*

      Jen-chan:*turns around*Well,come on!My sidekick is going to help me find her and see what evil scheming she's thinking of next!^_^

      Yumi:OH MY GAWD!I'M COMING?!WEALLY?! *_*

      Jen-chan:I hope I don't regret this..--;;

      Yumi:Ok first of all..WHERE DO WE START?and we should bring some other people along!2 people aren't mcuh of a threat ^^;

     

  • Subject: Sadly, sadly, sadly
  • Name: Many, many people
  • Time of Entry: Fri Oct 11, 98 at 14:6 Central Time
  • Message:
      I don't know why Yuna's evil, and what's this about Miyu getting a cameo license?

      Cid: (*being beat up by Yuffie*) Hey!! Cut that out!

      Cait Sith: Yeah Yufs ... remember all the trouble you went to just to keep 'im alive in that Seraph fight?

      Yuffie: Oh, right.  Forgot about that. (*stops killing Cid*) Which Seraph? Safer Sephiroth or Suki-shito?

      Cait Sith: (*wide grin*) Either one!

      Suki-shito? ^^;;

      Yuffie: Hai, Suki-shito ... really freaky thing.  Like, it had SIX wings, FOUR heads, a sidearm and the Murasame!

      Cid: Yeah, but that's because you *threw* it at the damn @#$%er ...

      Yuffie: Look, I'm sorry!! I didn't know it would catch it! =P

      Cait Sith: Suki-shito, eh? (*smug*) Sounds impressive.

      (*to Vincent*) Remind me to kick Reeve's butt next time he makes a cameo.

      Vincent: ..... (*nods*)

      Cait Sith: So ... how many heads was that?

      Cid: Four.  Four goddamn weird heads.

      Yuffie: Hai! One like a bull, one like a beast, one like a chocobo, and one like a human with short white hair and blood-red eyes!

      Cid: And had *three* damn elemental attacks, which it kept aiming at ME for some damn reason ...

      Yuffie: Hehehe ... yeah.  Gawd, it was so cool.  Cid got his butt roasted, frozen, and 'lectrocuted in one fight ... ^o^

      Cloud: And Chats promised me that he'd draw and CG a piccy of it, right?

      Um ... yeah. ^^;; BTW -- how'd Yuna learn to speak Soruharva? And what's this about cutting Subspace?

      Cloud: Well, I think Subspace is just filling up the extra space between dimensions and if you were to cut it, you'd cause a vacuum that'd suck up all of Subspace into itself and cause a tear in the fabric of several other dimensions, which would either pull all matter into nothingness to compensate ...

      (*Everyone stares at Cloud*)

      Cloud: ... or, uh, create a direct path to a dimension that travel wasn't possible to before. ^^;

      Cid: Goddammit ... since when did you get smart?!

      Yuffie: Gawd! Is he sick or something?

      Now, now ... I think he's onto something ...

      Yuffie: Yeah! Insanity!

      Cait Sith: That I can agree with ...


      Gack!! Don't do anything important 'til after the follow-up post! OO

      BTW ... since when was Cloud in this string? (*piku*)

     

  • Subject: .........EVIIIIIIIIL!
  • Name: 3 blind mice...... um.... iie, thats not it...
  • Time of Entry: Fri Oct 11, 98 at 16:27 Central Time
  • Message:
      *Jay, Ken, and Sou enter the chat room*

      All:......Cloud? IS THAT you??? O.o;;

      Sou: I say.... Youve gotten smart... Not bad... for a ---

      Ken: ;; Dont start a fight HERE of all places....

      Jay: ........STUPID ICQ!!!!! I have to reinstall it.... >`<;; grrr

      Sou: Back to the evil Yuna... WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HER?!?! I mean, a lemon... Ok, I like lemons, and---

      Jay/Ken: WE ALL DOOO!!! ^___-

      Sou: --now, she´s trying to ruin the fabric of reality???

      Jay: NYAHAHAH, Kamui taught me RUNE MAGIC!

      Sou/Ken: *Both stare at Jay* ....What? oo;

      Jay: If anyone wants to learn, ask me! ^.-

      Ken: BTW, it isnt real magic,so dont worry... It has been extracted from the book/novel series: Death Gate Cycle... Which we like to read... ^^;

      Jay: ` you ruined my fun...


      Jay: *SD Serious Form* Its basically making something you wish to happen appear in the string of reality, creating a new reality. Made by complex tracing of runes, which means you have to be REALLY concentrated to do them... Its like multi-channel comunication... Voice, movements, and thoughts... This is divided into houses, the closer they are to one another, the more powerful the spell and effect will be... and---

      All: JUST SHUTUP JAY!

      Jay: Gomen neeee! ^^;;;;

      Ken: Ç_Ç WHY ARE YOU EVIL YUNA-CHAAAAAN?!?

      Sou: It is very strange infact...

      Jay: MAYBE its the start of a new string in the EGC!!!! AND WE´RE IN!! ^_^

      (do´oh)

      All: who said that?

     

  • Subject: *suddenly,a very grumpy Jen-chan...*
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Fri Oct 11, 98 at 17:5 Central Time
  • Message:
      *WHUMPF!!!!!*

      *suddenly Jen-chan and Yumi appear in front of ummm..the chat regulars!*

      Yumi:Hiya!*steps out of subspace hole*You know Jen-chan,you really ought to use a bus >.>...

      Jen-chan:I wish!I don't think any EGC buses can take me anywhere without bus sickness...^^;

      Yumi:I don't get this..you can take a subspace hole AND a very big,very very BIG EVA and you have bus sickness?

      Jen-chan:*shrug*^_^;

      Some guy:MWAHAHA!I'M THE KING OF THE WO---

      Yumi & Jen-chan:*automatically*Go away >.>...

      Jen-chan:*grabs the subspace opener and sucks him into the subspace fabric of time*I'm not in a very good mood -_-;

      Yumi:@.@...

      Jen-chan:I am up to HERE *points to neck* at these insane wackos appearing everywhere.If I have to put up with any of those lawyers again I'll slice them up into small chunks -_-;

      Yumi:eeeeeewww.....

      Jen-chan:-_-###

      Yumi:Ignoring the unmerciful Jen-chan right now *coughs and sweatdrops* I think that we should find a way to get rid of Y--

      Jen-chan:Can I chop her in half?-_-;

      Yumi:*glare*Without trying to chop her in half ^^;

      Jen-chan:gomen ne...

      Yumi:*BBBBBIIIGGG sweatdrop*^^;Thats ok Jen-chan,at least you weren't as bad as before,threatening pyschical violence and almost chopping a police officer in half...

      Jen-chan:Do YOU want to be next?>.>...

      Yumi:*shrug*WHY ARE YOU SO PISSED ANYWAY?!

      Jen-chan:I HAVE MY REASONS!>o<

      Yumi:*suddenly notices a book on the floor*hmm..

      Jen-chan:*snatches it and flips through it* de-de-dum...

      Jen-chan:....

      ...

      .....

      .......

      WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!

      Yumi:What is it?!

      Jen-chan:Its Yuna's lemon...very..descriptive ...aren't we Yuna?>.>....

      Yumi:WAIIII!The Jen-Seph-Tifa part is in there?^-^

      Jen-chan:*ahem*Do you know what a lemon is Yumi-chibi?^^;

      Yumi:nooo...^^;

      Jen-chan:*glare*Well,umm.....you'll learn when your a little bitty older..

      Yumi:SUGOI!^o^

      Jen-chan:I wouldn't exactly say that...^^;

      Jen-chan:*flips through the book*Waitasec!...

      Jen-chan:JAY-SAN AND BELLDANDY?!>_<

      Jen-chan:*peeks a little more*>_<##

      Yumi:uh oh..jen-chan looks outraged ^^;

      Jen-chan:@#%$&@^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Yumi:aiieee!Remember,I'm only a -chibi since my time was reversed in subspace ;_;your weally weally mean....

      Jen-chan:gomen Yumi-chibi *pats her on the head*Lets get some ice cream,mmmkay?

      Yumi:ICE CREAMMMMM!^o^

      Jen-chan:Oh well..at least I can get some pleasure out of eating ice cream...v_v...

      Yumi:;_;Don't fweel bad Jen-chan...

      Jen-chan:*mumble*...

      Yumi:hehe....Jen sing me one winged angel!*tug tug*..^_^

      Jen-chan:*sweatdrops and grabs her hand tugging her around the EGC dowtown*veni veni venias..^^;

     

  • Subject: *walking downtown with chibi-Yumi..*
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Fri Oct 11, 98 at 17:25 Central Time
  • Message:
      Jen-chan:veni veni venias...

      Jen-chan:ne me mori de facias!

      Yumi:WAIIIIII!!!*tug tug*

      Jen-chan:geez!Would ya stop tugging me like that?^^;You remind me of chibi-usa!^_^

      Yumi:weaaaaalllly?^-^

      Jen-chan:hai....=P

      Yumi:ssoooo wwhhhattt?Sing the rest of the song alreadyyyyy!!!^______^

      Jen-chan:All right..blah blah blah Sephiroth Sephiroth...

      Jen-chan:*eyes sparkle for a second*hmmm...

      Yumi:jeennn-chhannn?^-^

      Jen-chan:god,your really annoying as a kid..^^;

      Yumi:*sniffle*;_;

      Jen-chan:gomen neee...^_^

      *after chibi-yumi gets her ice cream they walk near a cathedral*

      Jen-chan:hmm..those stained glass windows are pretty cool..^-^

      Yumi:*stare*@^@

      Jen-chan:*shakes her*YUMI-SAN?!

      Jen-chan:you alright?!

      Yumi:hmmm....Jeennn-chann...*licks her ice cream*

      Jen-chan:AGH!Would you stop with the echoing..what is it?!

      Yumi:*peers at the picture*..

      Jen-chan:Whats wrong?^^;

      Yumi:That picture looks familiar...

      Jen-chan:*stares at it a while*Really?of who?

      Yumi:Someone..can't remember who ^-^...

      Jen-chan:*rolls her eyes*whatever..

      Jen-chan:*waves*hey look!NANA-SAMA!!!!!!!!^__^

      Jen-chan:Maybe she's busy..I shouldn't bother her...^_^;

      Yumi:*nodnod blinkblink*so Yuna-chan is evil?

      Jen-chan:*shrugs*guesso...

      Yumi:;_;wah...

      Jen-chan:Well,geez,it isn't permanent..I hope...so don't get all upset.

      Yumi:...*sniff*

      Jen-chan:*rolls her eyes*You are pretty cute,for a snot-nosed munchkin -_-;

      Yumi:^_^

      Jen-chan:hell,maybe I'll feel better if I can squeeze in a chat with Void-san and the Shito Sentai...they always have something to say..

      Yumi:*nodnod*

      *so our umm....pissed off and upset heroine heads towards Void-san to have a nice conversation,and help out with this Yuna mess*

     

  • Subject: *suddenly,a very grumpy Jen-chan...*
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Fri Oct 11, 98 at 17:35 Central Time
  • Message:
      Skuld: Ice cream?! Ice cream?! Where?! I LOVE ice cream! ~searches EGC for some ice cream~

      Belldandy: Be careful, Skuld.  We don't want to open up subspace and have another adventure like that last one.  I don't know if Shinji will ever quite be the same after having Princess Emeraude's soul inside of him.

      Shinji: What's everyone talking about, Magic Knights?

      ~Sweatdrops on everyone~

      ~Meanwhile, Cid is still looking like he's swooning over Belldandy~

      Shera: Cid!!! I love you! And I thought you loved me!

      Cid: Oh, @#$%, Shera! We aren't even married! Last time I checked, we weren't officially @##$%% going out!

      Shera: ...  ~starts to cry~

      ~Belldandy goes over to comfort Shera.~

      Belldandy: Mr. Cid, you shouldn't be so cruel to anyone, especially someone who loves you as much as Shera does.


      ~Will Belldandy be a good influence on Cid? Or will he never get a clue? Will Skuld find some ice cream? Find out later!

     

  • Subject: Beginning of the End
  • Name: Everyone (yes, I mean that)
  • Time of Entry: Fri Oct 11, 98 at 20:19 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*looks up at the subject*) Hoo boy ... that does not bode well ...

      Cait Sith: Ditto.  I bet you 5 'rims, Evil Yuna's going to make an appearance.

      Um ... okay, I guess ...

      Vincent: .....

      (*POOF!*)

      Cait Sith: (*smug*) Ha! Pay up!

      (*grumble grumble*) Fine. (*fishes out a couple of 'rims*) I'll pay the rest later, k?

      Cait Sith: Fine.

      Evil Yuna: Mwa ha ha ... and now, to pave the way for him, the Evil One ...

      Hey!! That's _my_ pet name!

      Evil Yuna: Not anymore! (*sticks tongue out*)

      Cloud: You know, she looks evilly cute when she does that ...

      Tifa: See? Still stupid.

      Aerith: Men ... can't see why I put up with them for so long!

      Ritsuko: I don't think any of us do ... right, Maya-chan?

      Maya: Hai!

      Evil Yuna: Silence!! By the power of darkness vested in me, I will destroy you all!

      Sephiroth: Nani? For God's sake, you already wrote a lemon with everyone in it!

      Lyric: Why am I in a post without Shinobi? Is Chatty trying some weird gimmick again...?

      Ken: WHY ARE YOU EVIL, YUNA-CHAN?! ;-;

      Asuka: Kii no BAKA!! (*punches Kii*)

      Kii: Itai ... what was that for?

      Asuka: (*shrugs*) Seemed appropriate.

      Rei: Are you an agent of Miyu? Or are you doing this yourself?

      Mayuri: Miyu? She's in this too? Silly Lilim ... (*laughs*) Very close to Naoko? What do you mean? ^^

      Aoi: Yuna, I'm going to kill you for that Lemon scene. >_<

      Kaworu: Why the heck did you write a Urd - Tenkei scene?! He's just a kid!

      Tenkei: *Babble babble babble!!!*

      Ramza: This is very disturbing ... hey, was that Delita over there? DELITA!!

      Skuld: WAH!! Nothing's making sense!!

      Yuffie: That I can agree with! And why is everyone shouting?!

      Belldandy: What you're doing isn't very nice at all ...

      Cid: Yeah!! @#$% you!

      Shera: Cid! Don't you love me at ALL?!

      Evil Yuna: SHUT UP!! (*crickets chirping*) If you'd rather suffer, so be it! (*starts glowing and babbling at a furious pace*) Ragi haenos hwamo haene galhoaukarair, reakuil Hwenas raulna airu erhuasora, aur keraemila!!

      (*Big POOF!!*)

      Ack, never cast a transportation spell without excluding yourself.  Isn't that right, Cai-- whoa!!

      (*pan out to a most dead landscape -- the EGC minus _ALL_ the cameos*)

      She transported the cameos?! All of them? No Kii? No Yumi, no Lyric, Belldandy, or Sephiroth? No Rei-san, Kaworu, Tenkei ... AND NO AOI?!

      (*Deadly silence -- even the crickets got teleported*)

      Now this is pure evil we are dealing with. (*turns to the remaining survivors -- of course, the regs themselves*) We must stop this! Without cameos, the EGC will have no runaway story strings like this one and everything'll be soooo boring!! We g otta go after them!

      (*pause*) Damn, it's so quiet without cameos ...


      Well, I figured this string needed a sense of direction and urgency, so I did the most avant-garde thing ... please don't kill me. ^^;;

     

  • Subject: *poof!*@.@
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 8:2 Central Time
  • Message:
      Jen-chan:OUCH!THAT HURT!*glares at the ground*

      Jen-chan:*looks around the cathedral*I'm the only one here,but there were a ton of people before!

      Jen-chan:*BBBBIIIGGG sweatdrop*^^;

      Jen-chan:*fumbles and grabs her subspace opener*

      *WHHHOOOSHHHH!POP!*

      *THUMP!*

      Jen-chan:CHATTY-CHAN!^_^

      Jen-chan:I know I'm not exactly dressed for this occasion ^^;

      Yumi:YYYYAAAYYYY!I"m finally back to normal!No more Yumi-chibi!Ohh..Jen-chan you look weally weally cute in a robe ^-^

      Jen-chan:*whacks her on the head*baka!>_<

      Jen-chan:Hey,can someone tell me why everyone has disappeared?^^;;

      Jen-chan:*fumbles and looks around*Even the crickets are gone!@.@

      Yumi:YYYAYYY!*still dancing*I'm not a chibi annnnyymmoooorree!

      All:*glance*>.>..

      *somewhere elsseee..*

      Maya:RITTSSUUUKKKOOOO-CHHANNNN!!!!!! ;_;

     

  • Subject: *poof!*@.@
  • Name: Chatty, and then a few of the dissappeared ...
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 9:4 Central Time
  • Message:
      Nice robe, Jen-chan. ^_-

      Yumi's still here? Then she's not a cameo! Or if she is, then ... um ... she got passed over? Oy, this is confusing things. ^^;;

      So far as I can tell, all other peoples not classified as Regs or Newbies have dissappeared.  And where _did_ everyone else go?


      (*Meanwhile, in a place so pitch black dark that you can only hear the voices of those speaking ...*)

      Tenkei: *Babble babble babble*

      Skuld: WAH!! It's dark here! ;_;

      Sephiroth: I think I can fix that ... (*click*)

      (*a faint beam of light shoots upward, very barely illuminating the three figures and the mist surrounding them ...*)

      Skuld: WAI! Arigato, Seph-kun!

      Lyric: Since when did you start carrying around flashlights?

      Sephiroth: It's the handle of the Masamune.

      Lyric: Oh, it doubles as a lightsaber?

      Sephiroth: No, no, it just has a flashlight stuck in the other end.

      Lyric: That would explain why it only has six materia slots ...

      Skuld: Who cares? It's not so dark now ... though I can't see through the mist ...

      Tenkei: *Babble babble babble*

      Lyric: Good idea, Tenkei. (*pauses briefly*) Sensors read no signs of life other than me, Skuld, Sephiroth, and Tenkei within the next 10 kilometer radius.

      Skuld: You can scan that far? Sephiroth: Maybe she's bluffing.

      Lyric: What?

      Tenkei: *Babble babble babble*

      Sephiroth: Okay Tenkei ... if you can trust that, so can I.

      Skuld: A book can scan that far?

      Lyric: I'm the height of modern technology! Of course I can scan that far!

      Skuld: I'll have to talk to Shinobi about this ...

      Sephiroth: Where is he, anyway? Where is everybody?

     

  • Subject: @.@
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 9:36 Central Time
  • Message:
      Thanks Chatty ^^;

      The thing is,while Yuna used that spell,we were travelig in subspace,so the spell was left unaffected on Yumi because we were in between normal space and anti-space.

      Yumi:yyyaaayyyy!*dance dance*^____^

      Thats enough Yumi >.>...

      Yumi:*sweatdrop*gomen neee...

      HEY!Don't diss robes!They are pretty cool!^__^

      All:*blinkblink*@.@

      soo..umm...*hands chatty the subspace opener*I think we can get to our cameos this way ^_^

     

  • Subject: A Little Footnote
  • Name: RL-Chatty
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 9:44 Central Time
  • Message:

      I know I should've put this at the end of that last post of mine, but I forgot.  Don't sue me. ^^;;

      Anyway, if you depict any of the cameos' plight in the Land of Darkness or wherever they are, try not to pair up cameos from the same previous group (i.e., no two Evangelion or FFVII cameos in the same place at once).  Keep the groups small, as in 2 to 4 people, and try to arrange them very randomly.  Don't put Belldandy with Shera or Cid, don't stick Asuka with Kii or Tifa, etc., unless you absolutely _must_.  Echoing the previous strings would void the gimmick. =P

      As for who's dissappeared and who hasn't, I'll try to list them:

      • Those that should've dissappeared but didn't: Yumi
      • Those that have dissappeared: Skuld, Belldandy, Dr. Sencha Mayuri, S'Kean, Race, S'Kean's Ship's Computer, Anayami Rei, Nagisa Kaworu, Tamashii Aoi, Cid Highwind, Tenkei, Akagi Ritsuko, Aerith Gainsborough, Tifa Lockheart, Kisaragi Yuffie, Jen ova, Cloud Strife, Ruri, Banpei, Cait Sith, Cait Sith's moogle, Pen-pen, Tsutomeru Kii, Voodoo Grace, Lyrical Ballads, the Plant, Bub, Misato, Ibuki Maya, Sorata Arisugawa, Ken Arisugawa, Soujiro Osaka, Kenshin Himura, Reno, Rude, Elena, Scott Previa, Ram za, Floyd, Fink, Starla, Tweak, Flavia, Sari, Mike, Shera, Ikari Shinji
      • Those who may or may not have dissappeared: the Genesis Crew (Emiko, Mai-chan, Izumi-san, Mika-neko, etc.), Miyu
      • Good Guys that have gone Temporarily Evil: Yuna

      Whew!! That's a lot!! =P

     

  • Subject: A Little Footnote
  • Name: RL-Chatty
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 9:47 Central Time
  • Message:
      Oh, and the cameos are unaccessible by Subspace.  It'd be far too easy a rescue otherwise. =P

     

  • Subject: @.@
  • Name: Chatty, Yumi
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 10:6 Central Time
  • Message:
      Diss robes?! Never! Why would I diss something that my RL has to wear almost every other Sunday?! ^^;;;

      Use subspace? Great idea!

      (*uses the subspace opener ... and nothing happens ...*)

      Nani? Did I mess up? (*tries again*) Nothing.  We can't get to them through Subspace.  She sent them too far away ... (*devastated and about ready to cry*)

      Yumi: Hey! Don't give up! Maybe the DCD'll let us use their Dimensional Travel stuff!

      (*perking up*) Hey, that could work! What do you think, regs-minna-san?

     

  • Subject: @.@
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 10:33 Central Time
  • Message:
      *Jen-chan is back in a normal pair of baggy pants and a t-shirt*

      Ahhh..no more robes for me in a while...*suddenly perks up*Using DCD stuff?I bet that would be easy,since the fact is,its almost like driving an EVA...right?^^;

      Yumi:We might even have to stick with happy-balls >.>...

      Yuck...bad thought,but it is useful actually...

      I say "lets!"

      Yumi:*shrug*Sure,is there any other way?

      Maybe first we should ask DCD's permission.Its for subspace and for our cameos ^_^

      *Yumi is secretly thinking*o0(ee!Maybe we can work with Emiko,or better yet,Eric-sama... *_*)

      Jen-chan:Yumi...-_-;

      Both:WE'RE IN!^_^

     

  • Subject: A Little Footnote
  • Name: VoidStar (for the first time, alone! ;_;)
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 12:4 Central Time
  • Message:

      *A very pissed VoidStar is storming about in the EGC* >_< Damn Yuna! Damn damn damn damn--ah, this is getting me nowhere.  *Thinks for a second, then an idea comes to him* I'll be back in a jiffy!

      *VoidStar runs off, and quickly returns--but he's now seated comfortably in the entry plug of Evangelion Unit X, his experimental (and ass-whuppin') Eva.* Someone care to tell me where Yuna-baka is? ^_^ I've got something for her.

     

  • Subject: Meanwhile.....
  • Name: The Friends of VoidStar
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 12:11 Central Time
  • Message:

      Rei: Er, Hugh-san? Doko wa....>_< I really hate magic.

      *The FF7 cast members present give her indignant looks*

      Rei: I meant evil magic.  ^^;;;;

      Rei: Be damned.  Anyway....now what do we do?!!! I miss my Hugh-san! ;_;

      Aoi: Tell me something, Rei-san, how long can you possibly go without thinking or fantasizing about him?

      Rei: ^^;;;; You don't want me to answer that.  So anyway, Kaworu-kun, I don't suppose we can use Leliel to get out of here, can we?

      Kaworu: Not this time....Leliel-kun is too far away in dimensional terms.

      Rei: Damn.  Well, I'll think of something.....

     

  • Subject: Meanwhile.....
  • Name: Cait Sith minus the Moogle
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 14:14 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*The FFVII cast members present with the Shito Sentai -- namely, Cait Sith sans his moogle -- sniff indignantly*)

      Cait Sith: Well, at least you guys stayed pretty much together! Me and my moogle got separated, and he's not even as separate as you guys are!

      Aoi: Bite me.

      Cait Sith: No thanks, I'm not Anouilh ...

      Aoi: WHAT?! (*fumes*)

      Cait Sith: You can't beat me up when it's too dark to see me, right? And couldn't somebody do something about that? I mean, you guys can glow in the dark a little, ne?

      Aoi: You impudent little ...

      Cait Sith: Oh, and I'm not used to standing down here on the ground.  Can I ride one of you guys?

      Kaworu: "Ride"? ^^;;

      Cait Sith: Yeah.  On the shoulders, like my moogle.  (*turns to Rei*) You'll do.

      Rei: Nani? Now wait a --

      (*Suddenly, Cait Sith leaps up, does a one-and-a-half spin in the air, and lands straight on Rei's shoulders, megaphone in hand and ready to shout orders as usual*)

      Rei: Hey! Get off my back, cat!

      Cait Sith: (*through megaphone*) Don't have a freak attack or anything! At least this way you'll be more likely to help me find my moogle ...

      Kaworu: Well, at least he doesn't weigh as much as Tenkei, right?

      Rei: About half, really.

      Aoi: Hehehe ... you know, you make a cute designated Piggyback, Rei-san ...

      Rei: (*bops Aoi*) Ah, shaddup!

     

  • Subject: Meanwhile.....
  • Name: VoidStar
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 15:59 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Blink blink* I've got the strangest feeling that Rei-san is being....annoyed? ^^;;;; I suppose it's understandable....

      *VoidStar's Eva growls*

      *Sigh* I know, I know.  But how're we going to find a way to get to them? Does anyone have any ideas?

     

  • Subject: Meanwhile.....
  • Name: The Shito Sentai (and Cait Sith)
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 16:10 Central Time
  • Message:

      *The Shito Sentai trudge along with their new companion--who is still perched on Rei's shoulders....*

      Cait Sith: *Through Megaphone* Pick up the pace!!! And you, the pretty boy! Glow brighter!!!!!

      Aoi (italics mean she's thinking): I will not kill him.  I will not kill him. >_<

      Kaworu: Now, Kaworu, as Angels we're supposed to be beings of mercy and goodness--wait a minute.  Those're New Testament Angels.  In Evangelion, we were based off of Old Testament Angels! All right, if he orders me one more time I'll kick his ass to Kingdom Come!

      Rei: If we don't find his moogle soon, I'm throwing him off. *Sigh* I _really_ wish Hugh-san were here....

     

  • Subject: uh
  • Name: silica avatar
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 16:20 Central Time
  • Message:

     

  • Subject: Meanwhile.....
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 16:41 Central Time
  • Message:
      *Jen-chan is sulking over to DCD headquarters with Chatty ad Yumi*

      Yumi:yyyayyy!We're goin to DCD!DCDDDD!^____^

      Jen-chan:God,I want to AT field her annoying ass to the ground,first she had second thoughts about joining Yuna...

      So our heroines head off towards DCD for some help--

      Yumi:and a chance to see Eric-Gen!^__^

      Chatty & Jen-chan:*sigh* >.>

     

  • Subject: ....kuso
  • Name: Jay
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 16:44 Central Time
  • Message:
      *Jay is on a corner tracing runes, trying to find the cameos...*

      Jay: *sigh* Its no use.... I cant find them...... CURSE YOU, EVIL YUNA!!!!!! >.<;




      Jay: *Sweatdrop* .... Where´s everyone going???

      Yumi: *From afar* TO DCD YOU BAKA!

      Jay: ....... oh......

      *thinks: DCD.... .... EMIKO! ^.^*

      Jay: *fustrated sigh* Besides... I dont have anything else to do..... IM IN! *runs after the remaining people*

     

  • Subject: ....kuso
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 17:1 Central Time
  • Message:
      *Jen-chan suddenly gets knocked down by somebody*

      HEY WATCH IT YOU JERK!>o<

      *stands up*Jay-san!Gomen ne..didn't know it was you ^^;

      Oh well...*stops at DCD HQ*We're here!^_^

     

  • Subject: ....kuso
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 17:33 Central Time
  • Message:
      Eh? What happened to all the cameos?!! ^^; I'd better get down to DCD Headquarters myself and see what's going on with everything.  Maybe we'll find the secret to finding the cameos!

      ~Nadia finds a shard of a crystal in EGC.~

      Hmmmmmmmmmm...  What's this? Maybe this is a secret to what happened...? I'd better bring this with me.


      Does the crystal piece have anything to do with the disappeared cameos? Or is it just a false hope?

     

  • Subject: ....kuso
  • Name: VoidStar
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 17:49 Central Time
  • Message:

      *VoidStar's Eva walks down the streets of First Tokyo towards DCD HQ, ignoring the odd looks and general panic and stopping beside Jay and Jen and the rest*

      *Releases the Entry Plug and hops down--bear in mind that that's a distance of over 300 feet--and lands perfectly* Hello, all! I hope we're looking for a way to get the others back.

     

  • Subject: Void-san!^_^
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 18:30 Central Time
  • Message:
      *waves*Void-san!Love your EVA ^_-

      *the whole entire (wll,mos of it anyways) EGC regulars are staring in front of DCD headquarters*

      Yumi:Who do you think we should talk to?

      The chief..probably....I know one thing,the security is pretty sharp,including with Sharon Apple...

      Yumi:and you probably have to have an appointment to enter.

      All:SO WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!

      *shrugs*Hope that Emiko can let us in,referrng to us as "friends" ^_^

      Yumi:*nodnod*Lets hope she comes soon..and hey!Nadia-chan!A crystal..!hmmm...

     

  • Subject: Void-san!^_^
  • Name: VoidStar
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 18:46 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Chuckles* Love my Eva, eh? Not many people say that.  ^_^

     

  • Subject: Void-san!^_^
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 19:18 Central Time
  • Message:
      bleah..at least yours dosen't have a perverted smile =P

      Eva-05:^_^

      and a crush on its pilot either ^^;

      Eva-05:*BIIIGG smile on Eva-05*^_____^

      ^^;

     

  • Subject: Void-san!^_^
  • Name: The Three "Heroines" (gee, never figured SD Hojo form still counted as female ^.-)
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 19:50 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*At DCD*)

      Glad you could make it, Void-san. (*nods to the EVA*) I see you brought X.

      Yumi: Well DUH ...

      (*sigh*) Of all the cameos to be passed over, it had to be _her_ ...

      Yumi: What, you would rather Aoi?

      (*To Jen-chan*) Is she becoming like Yuna or are all sidekicks like this?

      Yumi: Heeeeey! I was kidding!

      Right, uh ... hey Nadia-chan, can I see that crystal shard?

      Nadia: Um ... okay! (*hands over the shard*)

      (*face lights up upon examining it*) Wow! It's from a Kauraemila!

      Yumi: What's that?

      A sentient crystal, formed from solidified spirit.

      Jen-chan: Oh! Like Huge Materia? ^^

      Yes, exactly! Just like Huge Materia. ^_^

      Jen-chan: Can we talk to it?

      No, this is just a shard ... and from the size of it, I'd guess the crystal it broke from is probably dead.

      Yumi: Dead?!

      Either that, or really, *really*, *REALLY* badly injured. ^^;;

      Nadia: I guess it has nothing to do with this cameo rescue, eh?

      Actually, it might.  It takes a _lot_ of power to do this much damage to a Kauraemila ... and a lot of effort, too.  Doesn't exactly happen by accident.

      Jen-chan: Hoo boy ... - -;;

     

  • Subject: The Born Leader ^_-
  • Name: Lyric, Tenkei, Sephiroth, and Skuld
  • Time of Entry: Sat Oct 12, 98 at 21:47 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*The newly thrown-together party of cameos trudge through the mists of impenetrable darkness, following the party leader in a one-by-one line.  Suddenly he stops.  He stands quietly there a little while, as listening to something beyond the constant whir of the misty winds.  Finally, he speaks ...*)

      Tenkei: *Babble babble babble*

      Skuld: What is it?

      Sephiroth: He says the other Shito are ... very annoyed at something.

      Lyric: Maybe they have a party situation similiar to this ...

      Sephiroth: It's not that bad a party situation.  Besides, it could be worse.

      Tenkei: *Babble babble babble*

      Lyric: Oh, right.  Don't think I could stand Cloud-kun's constant posing for this long.

      Skuld: Yeah! And at least we don't have that old fart Cid in our group ...

      (*Everyone pauses, waiting for either Cloud or Cid to make an "unexpected" appearance.  They don't show up.*)

      Sephiroth: I guess the time-worn rules of cameo appearances don't apply here.

      Tenkei: *Babble babble babble*

      Sephiroth: (*nods*) Exactly.

     

  • Subject: hehe... sucking up, am I?
  • Name: Coggs
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 8:40 Central Time
  • Message:
      uh... ok, this works... um...
      Ok, here goes nothing... or is it something? or neither? ohhh boy...*ahem* anyhoo...
      Uhh..... Ian? uh... I...uh... really...uh...like...uh...your....artwork...uh...it's really....really...really...really..really........good. Yes, very good indeed. be proud of yourself yon chap. what was the point of that? anyhoo... Ok, despite my....uh... stuttering, I really like your artwork. Yesh. And do you still use adobe 4.0? I think that 5.0 is out, sooooooooo................ what be up? Uh.... yeah... um... that's....all....for...now....... yes...

     

  • Subject: Ideas anyone?^^;
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 9:58 Central Time
  • Message:
      Like huge materia,neh?That stuff is amazing!I'd love to see some actual huge materia,but I'd have to travel over to cosmo canyon and yadda yadda yadda....^^;

      *The group is standing in front of DCD with huge sweatdrops*

      Yumi:What do we do now?>.>..

      Jen-chan:*ahem*We wait..I guess...either that or we can bust in and make a big scene,sneak inside,but I would really try the normal direct "Emiko let us in" approach....^^;

      Yumi:chicken.....>.>

      --;;

      Your right Chatty,most sidekicks are like this,except for MAIIII-CHHHANNNN!^-^

      Yumi:*pout*;-;

      (soo.....everyone is standing in front of DCD wondering if they should make a big scene,or wait for Emiko to let them in...hmm...=/)

     

  • Subject: Ideas anyone?^^;
  • Name: VoidStar
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 13:32 Central Time
  • Message:

      My vote's for us to make a big scene! *VoidStar jumps up into his Evangelion* Let's go, X!!

      *VoidStar's Eva begins advancing menacingly upon DCD HQ

     

  • Subject: Ideas anyone?^^;
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 14:20 Central Time
  • Message:
      *sweatdrops*Voiiiddd--*suddenly her voice becomes out of reach inside Void-san's EVA*^^;

      Oh damn!*Jumps into EVA-05 and follows Void-san*>o<

      *the two evas head twards the front of DCD HQ and glare inside the windows*

      *a bunch of screaming is heard*

      Ok,they've defenitly seen us,so what now?^^;

     

  • Subject: Ideas anyone?^^;
  • Name: VoidStar
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 14:25 Central Time
  • Message:

      Hmmmm, good idea, X-kun! (Yeah, I talk to my Eva.  Big deal! =P) X-kun says we should start breaking things until we find something that could help us.  *Pauses* Okay, so you didn't say that, X-kun.  It's still a good--oh, fine. No wanton destruction.

     

  • Subject: ^_^ Finally, a good team!
  • Name: The Unaccounted For
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 14:40 Central Time
  • Message:

      Aerith: *Blink blink* Er, what?

      Tifa: My sentiments exactly, lover....what the _Hell_ just happened?

      Yuffie: It must've been that baka android Yuna! >_< When I see her next, I'm gonna hit her with Greased Lightning, and then Landscaper, and then Gauntlet, and then Doom of the Living, and I'll top it off with All Creation!!!!

      Aerith: *Dreamy eyes* Well, Tifa-chan, at least we're together....

      Tifa: *Dreamy-eyed as well* Hai....

      *As Aerith and Tifa stare deep into each other's eyes, the last two members of the team approach, looking a tad oddly at the still-ranting Yuffie.*

      Yuffie: >_< And that's another thing! Aerith-san and Tifa-san didn't get split up! I mean, Misao-chan's hardly ever in here anyway, but couldn't she be gated in by mistake or something? I WANT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!

      Maya: Er.....

      Ritsuko: So, uh, what do we do now? And why do I get the feeling that Rei-san is very, very annoyed somewhere?



      Meanwhile....

      Rei: *Is busily beating the crap out of Cait Sith* YOU AWFUL, PERVERTED LITTLE CAT!!!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME "A GOOD RIDE"?!!!!

      Aoi: ^^;;;; Well, she's doing what I wanted to do all along, but....I'm frightened, all the same.

      Kaworu: With good reason, considering where she gets her power.  ^^;;;;

      Cait Sith: @^@;;;;;

     

  • Subject: Enter the "Crystal Souls"
  • Name: The Crystal Souls (or Cauremlirim, kauraemila, or whatever =P)
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 15:19 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*Meanwhile, in another section of the Dark Misty Place, some large glowing crystals are floating in place and having a discussion ... or an argument ...*)

      Lorta: Glantris, you IDIOT!! Never, EVER mix up our battle system with that of Final Fantasy Tactics!!

      Glantris: (*sarcastic*) Well I'm SOOOOOORRY, Lorta-baka!

      Lorta: "Bok", not "baka".  That's the third time you've mispronounced it ...

      Glantris: Who says I'm mispronouncing it?

      Jekknol: Hee hee ... Lorta no baka ...

      Wilvron: Damn! You got him started again!

      Glantris: (*innocently*) Who, me?

      Aichael: I wonder how the heck they got to be such otakus, anyway ...

      Lorta: Well, Jekknol got switched with that Ancient cauraemlir in that weirdo crossover, I do believe ...

      Jekknol: Hee hee! Oh yeah, I remember that! (*bounces up and down in a silly yet disturbing banner*) The Shinra were neato! And that Scarlett woman was kawaii!!

      Aichael: What the heck did they do to him, anyway?

      Wilvron: I don't think we want to know.

      Glantris: Well, he's always been a little crazy since that Empire kidnapping ...

      Lorta: He was pretty crazy before that, Glantris!

      Glantris: Yeah, but like this?

      Jekknol: (*still bouncing*) Nuku Nuku no kawaii!!

      Wilvron: So? You're as much an anime otaku as him.

      Glantris: Yeah, but I like serious anime like Evangelion.  And I'm not so damn goofy over the female stars.

      Lorta: (*smug*) What about Ayanami Rei?

      Glantris: (*sweatdrops*) SHE DOESN'T COUNT!!

      Lorta: Ah ah ah ... Glantris-bok likes a Lashilran!

      Glantris: Do not! And besides ... she doesn't look like a Lashilran! She's too pale and skinny.

      Aicheal: And her hair looks like a hat.

      Lorta: Feh ... okay, I'll admit she's not as ugly as most Lashilranmir.  But she's still ugly.

      Eos: Now that's an unfair thing to say, Lorta-bok ...

      Lorta: Oh, shaddap.

      Eos: You don't unsult the Ancients half as much.

      Lorta: Well, they're different.  They have their Cauraemlir, too.

      Glantris: Besides, she really likes the phrase "Nyum, nyum ...

      Lorta: I DO _NOT_!!

      Wilvron: Of course, the plight of the Ancients shows that we're not too radical.  After all, their race was driven to extinction and the Lashilranmir took to creating artificial Cauremlirim for use as magical trinkets ... (*shudders*)

      Lorta: Iie! I thought only the underground Lashilranmir could do that!

      Eos: Well, they had to, as self-defense from us and Rentar-ihrno ...

      Lorta: Didn't I tell you to shut up?

      Jekknol: Hee hee! Renty-cha~~~~n!!

      Eos: We're surrounded by weirdos, Aichael-bok ...

      Aichael: Indeed.

      Lorta: Well, what do YOU suggest we do?

      Eos: I think we should team up with these "Shito Sentai" and avenge Vyvnas.

      Glantris: Why on Earth would we want to do that?

      Aichael: Because Cock'Rahn smashed him.

      Lorta: Isn't that a good thing?

      Wilvron: Look, if he was trying to do us a favor, he would've smashed Jekknol ...

      Jekknol: Whoo hoo! Lookit the pweety colors!! (*bounces up and down*)


      Vocabulary used, for those o' you who aren't Shinobi or Mr. Monkey:
      Bok - name prefix, akin to the Japanese "sama".
      Cauremlir - The High Speech take on the Soruharva "kauraemila".  Both translate into English as "Crystal Soul".
      Cauremlirim - Plural of Cauremlir.
      Ihrno - name prefix for a highly respected leader or "speaker of the people".  Sometimes used for a powerful mage.  I don't think there is a Japanese equivalent, but "dono" or "sama" might work ...
      Lashilran - "One from up high", or "human".
      Lashilranmir - Plural of Lashilran, "humans".

      The "artificial Cauremlirim" comment is indeed a stab at the creation and use of materia.  It's their attitude, not mine ... ^^;;

     

  • Subject: Enter the 'Crystal Souls'
  • Name: RL-Chatty
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 15:23 Central Time
  • Message:
      Eeep!! I meant "name suffix", not "name prefix"!! (*whacks self in head*)

     

  • Subject: Enter the
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 15:33 Central Time
  • Message:
      Now wait just a g'darn minute!*eyes light up as she crawls out of her eva and crawls through a high window of DCD HQ*

      Yumi:JEN-CHAN----BAKA!What do you think your doing?

      *thunk*

      I'm in!*signals Vois-san*Come on in!The coast is clear!

      Yumi:ohhh!Synchronize our watches!This seems like mission impossible!^-^

      All:>.>

     

  • Subject: A Better Team (^_^ Finally, a good team!)
  • Name: The silent types ... ^.-
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 15:56 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*somewhere else in the Land of Dark Mist and Stuff*)

      Cait Sith's Moogle: KUPO! KUPOOOOO!! ;_;

      Rude: ..... Vincent: .....

      Pen-pen: Quark.

      Plant: ... (*Thinks* Oh great, I get stuck with a moogle, a penguin, a vampire, and a drunk.  Well, let's hope somebody remembers to water me or something ...)

     

  • Subject: Enter the
  • Name: Jay Arisugawa
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 16:10 Central Time
  • Message:
      *Jay goes into the DCD calmly, through a hole he made with rune magic, with his arms crossed*

      Jay: .......*Looks around* Hmmm, I want to make this fast.... Let´s not make a big mess around here... I dont want any trouble with Emiko-sama... oo;;


      Meanwhile

      Ken: .....Where_am_i???

      Moogle: .............*smashes Ken into the floor*

      Ken: WHAT YOU DO THAT FOR?!?! >.<;

      Moogle: ^____^

      Ken: ` why me?

      Moogle: *Starts walking to the south*

      Ken: AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?!?!? WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!


      *Back to Jay*

      Jay: .........where´s the chief anyway?

     

  • Subject: Enter the
  • Name: Kupo and Ken
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 16:13 Central Time
  • Message:
      Kupo: ......... *walk walk walk*

      Ken: *pant pant* geez, dont you EVER get tired Kupo? I guess Cait Sith DOES work you up...

      Kupo: *moogle noises*

      Ken: Where are we going anyway?

      Kupo: ..........

      Ken: Oh.... Thats nice... ;;;

     

  • Subject: Enter the
  • Name: Sou and a Chocobo
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 16:17 Central Time
  • Message:
      *Sou rides the Chocobo through the unknown land*

      Chocobo: WARK!

      Sou: Ok ok.... Ill name you.... Chuki! GYAH! ^_^

      Chuki: v waaaaaaark....

      Sou: What?!?! Its a nice name!

      Chuki: v_v; waaaaaark warrrk...

      Sou: REX XXIII? What kind of name is That?!?!?! O.Ox

      Chuki: warrrk wark!

      Sou: ......oh yeah well.... He´s a dog ne?

      Chuki: ^^; wark!

     

  • Subject: Enter the
  • Name: Ken
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 16:21 Central Time
  • Message:
      Oops, little mix of names here.... The moogle i am, i named him Kupo..... And..... Hé doesnt have anything to do with Cait sith..... gomen ne........... Ive been confused lately.... ^^;

     

  • Subject: Enter the
  • Name: Rude, Vincent, Pen-pen, and the Plant
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 16:25 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*meanwhile ...*)

      Vincent: ..... the Moogle left.

      Rude: ..... I noticed.

      Vincent: .....

      Rude: .....

      Pen-pen: Wark!

      Plant: ... (*Thinks* Ah well ... five is a bit too much for a group size anyway ... I think ... oh, do I sense kauraemila in the vicinity?!)

      Rude: .....

      Vincent: .....

      Plant: ... (*Thinks* Heck, like they'd care ...)

      Pen-pen: Squawk!

      Plant: ... (*Thinks* Exactly.)

     

  • Subject: The Moogle's Quest (very short)
  • Name: Cait Sith's Moogle
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 16:37 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*Cait Sith's Moogle, finding no help from his previous group, has set out on his own to find Cait Sith ... and has also gotten hopelessly lost, since he forgot to bring a light source with him.*)

      Moogle: KUUUUUUPOOOOO!!

      (*... not that a light source would help much ...*)

      Moogle: KUUPOOO, KUU -- kupo? (*notices a circle of glowing lights in the distance*) KUPO?! (*bolts toward them*)

      (*CRASH!!*)

      Wilvron: OW! What the --

      Lorta: ACK! What the HECK is that?!

      Moogle: Kupo?

      Glantris: It's a moogle!

      Jekknol: WAI!! A kawaii mooglely mooglely moggy moogle!! (*bounces*) Kupo!!

      Moogle: Kupo!! (*bounces in unison*)

      Eos: Aichael-bok?

      Aichael: Yes?

      Eos: I think things just got worse.

      Aichael: Agreed.

      Jekknol and the Moogle: (*bouncing*) KUPO!! KUPO!! KUPPOPPO!!

     

  • Subject: For Ken and the Confused (Enter the )
  • Name: RL-Chatty
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 16:44 Central Time
  • Message:
      It's okay.  And about the Land of Dark Mist ... just remember that it's PITCH BLACK without any light, and even when there's a light source with you, the Mist serves to render it completely useless for seeing farther than, say, five feet.  Oh, a nd did I forget to mention that it's dead and completely lifeless? No plants.  And forget about natives. ^^;;

     

  • Subject: Enter the
  • Name: VoidStar
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 16:56 Central Time
  • Message:

      *VoidStar follows Jen and Jay down the halls of DCD HQ*

      Hmmm....find the Chief, find the Chief.... *VoidStar brightens* Ah, I've got an idea! *Pilot Number Six-Prime concentrates for a minute, and when he opens his eyes, the building shakes as Eva X's massive fist comes crashing through one of the walls* That should attract some attention, ne? ^_^



      Meanwhile....

      Rei: *Dragging the unconscious Cait Sith by the tail* Dammit! >_< I beat the crap out of him for being a pervert, but I've still gotta carry his sorry ass. Ah well, he doesn't weigh much, and it's better than carrying him on my shoulders....

      Aoi: *Casually stepping on Cait Sith now and then* So, are we making progress at all, or are we just wandering aimlessly?

      Kaworu: ^^;;;; Depends on how optimistic you feel.

      Aoi: >_< Oh, great.  Now I feel even worse.

      Rei: Hugh-saaaaaannnn.....



      Once again, meanwhile....

      Aerith: Hmmmm.....

      Tifa: Nani-yo, Aerith-chan? ^_^

      Aerith: I sense a strange power....somewhat familiar, but I can't quite identify it....

      Yuffie: ^_^;; That's rather vague, isn't it?

      Ritsuko: Well, whatever it is, let's go find it!

      Maya: Let's go home first!

      Ritsuko: ^_^ Okay!

      *Ritsuko and Maya skip off chanting, "I go home, I go home, that's my plan!

      Yuffie: _ Now that's an anime reference I never expected to hear from Evangelion characters.

      Aerith: Er, hai, that's for sure.  ^^;;;; *Aerith turns towards the "camera" to address the "audience"* A hundred points to anyone who can guess the reference in question! ^_^

      *Aerith, Tifa, and Yuffie walk off after the oddly-behaving Evangelion couple*

     

  • Subject: Enter the
  • Name: The Crystal Souls and Cait Sith's Moogle
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 19:22 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*In a section of the Dark, Misty Place, Jekknol-bok and the Moogle are still bouncing up and down*)

      Jekknol-bok and Moogle: Kupo! Kupo! Kuppoppo!

      Lorta: Don't they ever get tired?!

      Eos: This is almost disturbing.

      Aichael: Indeed.

      Lorta: Can you say something besides one word answers?

      Aichael: Um ... (*sweatdrops*)

      (*Glantris, oddly enough, is silent*)

      Wilvron: What the matter, Glantris-bok? Chitrach got your tongue?

      Lorta: He doesn't HAVE a tongue, you idiot ...

      Wilvron: Dammit, it's a figure of speech!!

      Aichael: Never mind that.  What's the matter, Glantris?

      Glantris: I sense ... a disturbance in the Force.

      Lorta: Glantris, if I had a corporeal form right now, I'd whack you upside the head.

      Wilvron: What's stopping you from zapping him with an electric bolt?

      Lorta: Oh, I didn't think of that! Thanks!

      (*ZAP*)

      Glantris: OW!!

      Eos: Wilvron, that was uncalled for ...

      Wilvron: Hehehe.  I know.

      Aichael: Enough! Glantris-bok ... what is it you sense?

      Glantris: A very high level of Spirit Energy and power ... akin to us, but corporeal.

      Wilvron: Really? Is it an Ihrno?

      Glantris: No.  In fact, if I didn't know better, I'd say it came from an Ancient ...

      Lorta: An Ancient? Impossible.  The last one was killed by Nemesis.

      Aichael: Resurrection happens.

      Lorta: Yes, but what Glantris is sensing is _corporeal_ ...

      Wilvron: Could it be the Rumasuire?

      Eos: No, Nemesis's Rumasuire was killed by the Lashilranmir.  As was Nemesis.

      Lorta: This is really confusing.

      Glantris: Indeed.  Not only that, but I'm not certain whether I'm sensing one or two ...

      Lorta: ONE OR TWO?!

      Glantris: Well, yes.  Sometimes I sense a strong level of Spirit Energy in one direction, but then it wanders off and I sense an equal one in the opposite direction ...

      Wilvron: We may need to call on Vormuncil to explain this ...

      Lorta: Wilvron-bok! Vormuncil is one of Three, not a walking Encyclopedia of the Universe!

      Wilvron: It was only a idea, okay?

      Lorta: It had better been.  Anyway, what are we going to do? Go out after whatever this is?

      Eos: What? And leave Jekknol-bok behind?

      Jekknol and the Moogle: (*bouncing*) KUPO!! KUPOPPO!!

      Wilvron: Sounds like a good plan to me.

      Eos: Wilv--

      Lorta: Better yet, we could split into two groups and see if there really are two sources ...

      Aichael: Actually, I think the best solution is just to stay here and let it come to us.  Besides, Glantris can only go with one group.

      Lorta: (*sarcasm*) Aw, you mean we can't split 'im in two?

      Glantris: HEY!

      (*ZAP*)

      Lorta: OW! Why you --

      (*ZAP*)

      Glantris: OUCH! Cut that out!

      (*And so a zapping war between Lorta-bok and Glantris-bok begins ...*)

      Eos: Don't you think we should stop them?

      Wilvron: Naw ...

      Aichael: (*sigh*) I get the feeling that this is going to be a LOOOONG wait ...


      New vocabulary (hey, maybe this is educational!):
      Rumasuire - "malice weaver".  If you can figure out who Nemesis is, and can figure out who Nemesis's "malice weaver" was, then BINGO! you got the Cauremlir term for a certain cameo.  Notice that Rumasuire is referred to like an ordinary object noun instead of a personal address.  In their minds, this certain person is an _object_ ...
      Vormuncil - not really a word, but ... Vormuncil is one of the Three.  The Three is a really hard concept to explain, much like the symbolism in Evangelion, but for right now just think of him/her/whatever as one of the three most powerful of being s.  Or mayhaps a third particle of the most powerful being ...

     

  • Subject: Meanwhile...
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 20:34 Central Time
  • Message:
      ~Boy, what a mess we have here! The cameos are all missing in a dark misty place because of some crystal souls, and all of us EGCers are having no luck with finding a way to the cameos...~

      ~Meanwhile, Belldandy, Ruri, and Shinji wound up together.~

      Ruri: What an odd place.

      Belldandy: Yes, Ruri.  I can't sense any life around us.  It would seem that this is a dead world.  Plus, it's too dark to see here.

      Ruri: I would say that we are stuck.

      Shinji: ~moan~ What are we gonna do, guys? We need the Magic Knights!

      ~sweatdrops on Ruri and Belldandy~

      Ruri: Baka.

      Shinji: Will you stop calling me that?! It sounds like Asuka when you do that?

      Ruri: What's an Asuka?

      ~sweatdrop on Shinji~

      Belldandy: I think it's someone that Shinji knows from the Eva universe.  By the way, Miss Ruri, what dimension are you from?

      Ruri: I'm from the Nadesico.  I was working on the computer, looking up something for the Captain, when I was pulled through a dimensional gate and sent to the EGC.

      Belldandy: Well, nice to meet you, Ruri!

      Ruri: It's time for us to try and find the others and a way back to EGC.


      Can they find their way to the others? And will the regulars from EGC find a way to bring them back? Stay tuned for more!

     

  • Subject: Enter the
  • Name: ChocoboKnight_Crono
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 20:35 Central Time
  • Message:
      What supposed to be happening there/here?

     

  • Subject: ^_^ Finally, a good team!
  • Name: ChocoboKnight_Crono
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 20:46 Central Time
  • Message:
      ?! Where am I now you stupid chocobo?

     

  • Subject: ^_^ Finally, a good team!
  • Name: ChocoboKnight_Crono
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 13, 98 at 20:49 Central Time
  • Message:
      If you've gone to the wrong place this time I'm gonna dump you here and you can find you're own way home! Stupid chocobo!

     

  • Subject: Meanwhile...  
  • Name: Genesis Crew
  • Time of Entry: Mon Oct 14, 98 at 10:53 Central Time
  • Message:
      (sorry guys, I guess I should be writing something, ne? ^.^)

      *Inside DCD headquarters, in the main chamber; The Chief, Ken, Yumi and Eva are standing there looking at the screens*

      Ken: We're still having a little bit of difficulty locating the mass exodus of people that disappeared after the Yuna Incident, chief

      Chief: Well, this is all rather unexpected, isn't it.

      Yumi-sama: Hmph! I refuse to get underminded with the trivial C-class sorcery that that Yuna-baka uses!

      Chief: So what is the problem?

      Yumi-sama: Well, it's like putting pixy dust in magic powder..very difficult to locate! O~ho ho ho, but worry not, I have ways of finding which Realm Yuna-baka put the people in...an all encompassing darkness is what I sence...

      Chief: So you're pretty much stuck, ne? ¬_¬

      Yumi-sama: *vein pops out of head* Don't test me little man, I said I will find them! *storms out of chamber*

      Ken: She sure looks sexy when she's angry, ne? *follows Yumi out with a weird look on his face*

      Chief: ^^;;; *flips up a roster screen.* Eva, please give me a download of who's compatible for this assignment.

      Eva: Hai.  *a nanosecond later the entire DCD crew minus missing officers are listed.* Anyone is compatible Chief-san, as all the variables are too vague to make any proper judgement. *sigh* Gomen nasai. ~_~

      Chief: Well who would you choose?

      Eva: Me? *piku, face reddens slightly*

      Chief: Yes.  You're not just some robot, you're capable of making judgement calls.  Please...*gestures to terminal*

      Eva: Anno............................ anno.................I can't ....I'm not good at that. ~~;;;;;;;;;;

      Chief: Okay, if you insist...

      Eva: Gomen nasai. ~~

      Chief: Tamiko and Emiko are fine. They both need the practice.  

      Eva: Hai.  Mai will be added to the roster due to the AP contract.

      Chief: Of course.  Also, transfer Eric to this assignment as well.  He'll be able to deal with any unknown variables that may arise.  Those Realms are unpredicatble

      Eva: Hai.

      Chief: You go with them too, your database may prove useful.

      Eva: Hai.  ^_^ Anno....there are intruders in this building sir..and two EVA's are standing within the DCD HQ perimeter

      Chief: Nani? Why didn't you tell me? O_o

      Eva: Well.........I know them, kind of....so......they didn't.....well..........

      Chief: *sigh* Eva....we can't have huge monsterous creatures parked outside the building! Have them restrained; You know the EVA schematics, deal with them accordingly!

      Eva: Hai! Gomen nasai! Gomen nasai! ~~;;;;;;;;;; *scurries away*

      *Later in a high DCD HQ hallway* Eric: A realm search, fantastic!

      Emiko: Hai, those places sure are unpredicable! ^_^ Should be fun! *leans against the wall, Mai-chan clining to her hip* I just hope Yumi-sama figures out which realm the people are stuck in. O.o

      Mai: Yumi-sama is the best, so she'll figure it out! She figures out EVERYTHING!! ^-^

      Eric: I suppose so. :-)

      Tamiko: *dryly* I'm sure I'll sence her waves of ego when she figures it ou---*rubs her head* Oh, there it is. >_<

      Emiko: Yumi-sama?

      *an image of Yumi-sama appears above Emiko's wrist..sidenote: you need to buy the manga to see this ^_-+*

      Yumi-sama: O~ho ho ho, what a clever girl this Yuna-baka is!

      Eric: *aside* Emiko, you deal with sis, I'll be right back with those intruders..*walks away calmly with sword withdrawn*

      Yumi-sama: Well, Yuna has shifted the missing people into all the Dark Realms, all at once...meaning that there are random junctions in the realms....if the missing people keep moving around like they are, they'll keep jumping from realm to realm with every s tep.  

      Emiko: Oh great, so what are we supposed to do about that?! O_o

      Yumi-sama: O~ho ho ho ho! Worry not my dear, I have thought of everything! ^o^ Send Mai down here---

      Mai: Wai! Emiko-sensi, I'm on my way already! *starts booting down the hall singing "I love my sensei"---*

      Yumi-sama: ---and I'll cast a spell on her.  The spell is transfered by touch.  All of you touch each other, and then I will send you to the Serpentine Realm...once there, you have to touch the missing people on their posterior.

      Emiko; Posterior? .....you mean the BUM?!? O_o;;

      Yumi-sama: Yes I know, it should make things interesting, neee? O-HO HO HO HO HO!!!! ^O^

      Emiko: YuMI.....! >_<

      Yumi-sama: *chuckle* The recipiant will get a tingly sensation for a few second, and then their presence will be locked down to the realm they're in.  Once you've locked all the people, inform me and I'll whip you all back to safety.  

      Tamiko: *aside* If you ask me, she's making this difficult on purpose. ¬_¬

      Yumi-sama: Be careful though, this spell isn't permanent...so chop chop, time is of importance! HO ho ho ho! *flizzles out*

      Emiko: ~_~;;

      *Eric pops up on her wrist*

      Eric: I have the intruders, Emiko, and overheard the plan.  We'd better get a move on to the first realm immediately.  

      Emiko: Hai hai..just wait until Mai touches us and then we'll be on our way! *hears a 'waaiiii' noise down the hall* Here she comes! ^_^


      Okay, so a summary:

      When missing people move, they unknowingly shift to a different realm. They don't realize it right now, because it's so dark they can't see the landscape changing every once in a while.  

      The mission for the non-missing: FIRST, they have to find the missing people.  Once found, they must touch them on the bum. ^_^ Please note that if the missing person squirms or something, they might suddenly disappear to another realm.  Once a c haracter has been touched, they can help touch other people.  Once all people have been touched, Yumi can teleport them away (think of it as a multidimensional game of tag. ^_-+)

      There is a time limit - Yumi-dono didn't specify what that time is.

      For sake of definition, Realms are defined as mystical planes that are shavings of subspace in normal space. (analogy: if subpace was a boiling pot of stew, a realm would be one of those soup stains on the kitchen floor. ^_^) As such, they're very strange and unpredicatable (you know, like Bermuda Triangle strange, or "the place where missing socks go" ^_^ )

      I hope I didn't make this too complicated...I've done these for CAPOW, so I have some experience.  If people don't follow up on it, then I'll just have Eva delete the message. ^^;;;

     

  • Subject: Meanwhile...  
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Mon Oct 14, 98 at 13:55 Central Time
  • Message:
      *cougsh and looks at Void-san*Well,I guess everything is under control,at least a little bit..so we have no use in DCD!^^;

      Yumi:I missed ERIC-GEN?!;_;

      *whacks her*Oh stop it Yumi!Izumi and Eric all the way,I say!^_^

      Yumi:Look who got up all cheery and happy?Why?>.>

      I finished my homework!Yay!\^o^/

      Yumi:Your kidding me..EVA pilots have homework?>.>

      *nods*hai hai!I go to school too,baka!^_^

      Yumi:I hate school..;_;

      Thats what they all say..^_-

      *the group is standing awkwardly in the middle of the halls of DCD HQ*

      Yumi:umm....^^;

      uuuhhh...^^;

      *5 minutes later*

      *Jen-chan is crawling up by the EVA's hand..YES you heard me right,HAND ^^;*

      Hang on there Eva-05!^^;

      Yumi:baka!That monster would call you a flea compared to it!^o^

      *crawling up the arms and into the entry plug,Jen-chan starts the EVA up,or shall we say,the EVA gives Jen-chan quite a jolt ^^;*

      *FWWWOOOMMM!*

      *the EVA steadies*

      Ummm...ok...*big sweatdrop*...

      *Jen-chan jumps out*

      That won't help.....we can't reach them that way...^^;

      Yumi:duh..>.>

      *suddenly subspace shifts*

      Hmm...I felt something strange there...^^;

      Yumi:0_0 JENNNNN!!!

      WHAT?!@.@

      *suddenly Jen-chan disappears*

      Yumi:damn!The spell must have bounced on from me onto Jen-chan!Now she's with the cameos!0_o

     

  • Subject: Meanwhile...  
  • Name: VoidStar
  • Time of Entry: Mon Oct 14, 98 at 14:18 Central Time
  • Message:

      *VoidStar spots a familiar blue-haired elf coming down the hall looking to be in a hurry, carrying a kickass sword*

      Eric-kuuun! ^_^ What brings you here? Did Eva detect us? Or is it the huge fist through the wall? So, do you guys have a plan or something?

     

  • Subject: Meanwhile...  
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Mon Oct 14, 98 at 14:31 Central Time
  • Message:
      ERIC?!NO WAY,I HAVE TO SEE HIM!*pushes through subspace and appears next to Eric-san ^^;*

      *hehe..when a shy person meets a guy..^_-*

      *blush*Konnichi Wa Eric-san ^//^...

      Yumi:o0(and she said I was a flirt..>.>)

      *blush blush fumble*..

      *suddenly blushes*..

      Yumi:*grabs Jen-chan and smacks her*What would Izumi think you simple-minded jerk?!>o<

      *sweatdrop*gomen neee...^^;Your right..*peek*but he is cute...

      *a frown appears on Yumi's face*

      I'm kidding!^_^;;

      *coughs*so umm...Eric-san,where are you going?and can we help?We don't really have an idea whats happening....^^;

      Yumi:o0(thank god she's not so flirty anymore >.>)

     

  • Subject: Meanwhile...  
  • Name: Chatty
  • Time of Entry: Mon Oct 14, 98 at 15:40 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*outside DCD ...*)

      Random Guy on the Street: I find that the size and shape of Yuffie's and Kaworu Nagisa's mouths are exactly the same, henceforth making them similar to each other ...

      Uh huh ... really ...

      (*Men in White Coats show up and pull him into a van ...*)

      Whew ... arigato Kami-sama ...

      Alright, if Jen, Jay, and Voids don't get back out here soon, I'm gonna do something highly uncharacteristic and go in after them.

      (*pause*)

      Why do I get the feeling that Cait Sith is really pissed? ^^;;

      (*Meanwhile, in one of the Dark Realms ...*)

      Rei: (*dragging the unconscious Cait Sith along by the tail*) We're getting nowhere like this. (*sigh*) I miss Hugh-san ...

      Aoi: Ah, shaddup already.  We'll find somebody eventually ... right, onii-san?

      Kaworu: Actually, I think we ought to stop.  That way anyone who's looking for us can come to us.

      Aoi: You really think somebody misses us?

      Kaworu: Well, seeing as how we're the most popular EGC cameos ...

      (*suddenly, Cait Sith jumps to his feet, and there is a flash of light ...*)

      Cait Sith: SLOTS!!

      (*ping ping ping -- 3 Cait Siths*)

      Rei: NO!!

      (*Oddly enough, Rei and Aoi merely freeze in place [ala "Seal Evil"]*)

      Cait Sith: ICE 3! BOLT 3! TORNADO! ULTIMA!!

      (*Rei and Aoi are subsequently hit by the four _very painful_ spells*)

      Aoi: (*through her teeth*) Iteeee ...

      Cait Sith: Okay, I guess that's enough.

      Kaworu: What was that for?

      Cait Sith: Just returnin' the favor, pretty boy ...

      Kaworu: (thinks: I really wish he'd stop calling me that ... >_<)

      Cait Sith: 'Sides, they're not that badly hurt.  I mean, if I wanted to hurt them, I would've used this ... (*holds up a red summon materia*)

      Kaworu: Knights of the Round?! I thought Yuffie had that!!

      Cait Sith: She doesn't anymore.  Traded it for the gray materia.

      Kaworu: There isn't any gray materia.

      Cait Sith: Well, don't tell Yuffie that. (*grin*)

      Kaworu: What are you going to do when they unfreeze?

      Cait Sith: Oops ... didn't think of that.  Uh ... how's about we make a deal?

      Kaworu: What kind of deal?

      Cait Sith: Well, if you make sure I don't have to issue a Cait Sith #3 anytime soon, I'll ... uh ...

      Kaworu: ... stop calling me "pretty boy"?

      Cait Sith: Yeah.

      Kaworu: It's a deal.

      Cait Sith: Shake on it.

      (*they handshake*)

      Aoi: (thinks: Kaworu no baka ...)

      (*... and in another one of the Dark Realms ...*)

      Tenkei: *babble babble babble!!*

      Sephiroth: Are you certain? I've never seen "Cutey Honey Flash" before ...

      Skuld: Oh! But it is! Really!

      Sephiroth: Well ...

      Tenkei: *babble babble babble babble babble babble*

      Sephiroth: Indeed.

      (*Lyric, in case you wondering, has had her volume turned down for complaining too much. =P*)


      Is it just me, or would Sho Hayami be the perfect seiyuu for Sephiroth? I know Jen-chan agrees with me on this one ...

      Oh, and please no more Cait-bashing.  I really do like the little guy. ^^;;

     

  • Subject: All these twists...
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Mon Oct 14, 98 at 16:0 Central Time
  • Message:
      ~Well, the Genesis crew has given all of us the orders about how to get all of the cameos back out of the dark, misty place.  But first, the cameos have to get together...~
      <~Meanwhile, Belldandy, Ruri, and Shinji are trying to figure out how to find the others.~

      Shinji: This is taking forever...

      Ruri: Well, it is hard trying to find people when you can't even see five feet in front of your face.

      Belldandy: We can't give up hope, we just can't!

      Ruri: But this is a rather bleak situation.  Shinji and I are just being realistic.

      Belldandy: But nothing will get accomplished if we don't keep our hopes alive!

      ~All is quiet for a few minutes.~

      Belldandy: I have an idea! My sister Skuld is also here.  If I can concentrate on her, I'm sure we can find our way to the others!

      ~Belldandy mentally searches the plane where they are for Skuld.~

      Belldandy: I found her.  We head that way.  ~points to the right~


      Will they safely make it to the others? And will the Genesis crew be able to get everyone out?