Subject: I'm banging my head against the wall
  • Name: Jelynne
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 10:46 Central Time
  • Message:
      My apologies for mis-typing my own e-mail address.  (BAM!) The correct address is now in, and there shouldn't be any problem.  *Sigh* I'll get the hang of this eventually...

     

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    Subject: Kyoushinsha
  • Name: Dr. Sencha Mayuri, and a bunch of "narrators"
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 11:11 Central Time
  • Message:
      Figu I am Dr. Sencha Mayuri, expert biologist and former head of the Academy's Evangelion Duplication Project!

      (*Also known as "Mayuri, kyoushinsha extraordinare". =P*)

      Mayuri: Ack, there you go again. (*sigh*) Well, I suppose it's only natural that a mere mechanic could not understand the significance of the EVAs.

      (*No, I do understand their significance.  I'm just jealous.*)

      Mayuri: Ah, that I can understand! What mortal frame could be more perfectly designed than an Evangelion? It is the only thing strong enough to truly fight the Angels.  It can smash a skyscraper as easily as if it were a dollhouse.  It can withstand enormous blasts of energy.  It can even contain a soul! How fine it is, the result of combining the finest Lilim technology and the DNA of the first Angel ...

      (*That's not what I meant.*)

      Mayuri: See? I knew you wouldn't get it.

      (*sigh*)

      (*How in blazing hell did she get her cameo permit approved?*)

      (*Somebody must have stamped it.  Mine ran out and I'm still waiting for VoidStar to renew it. >_<*)

      (*No fair!! I need it more than her! I need the Conduit! She may be its mother but I am ALL and ALL is --*)

      (*PUNT*)

      (*Wow, lookit 'er fly ...*)

      (*Heretic. >=P*)

      Mayuri: Awww, poor Mi-chan ... did the dummy plug Lilim get a mind of its own again? (*laugh*)

      (*And I thought Kensuke was screwy ...*)

     

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    Subject: Site Plug... not my own!
  • Name: Cookie
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 11:32 Central Time
  • Message:
      Across the EVA radio, everyone hears this scratchy transmission:

      http://www.animeradio.com <--- Visit it now! ^_^

      The guy has set up a j-pop/anime radio site via the net... It's something new (only been up for a week now!) and is really cool!

      It's legit, too! (ie: he pays for broadcasting rights, he owns the CDs and realaudio broadcasting software, etc...)

      Only down point is that it's limited to 25 listeners at a time. v_v He'll be expanding it sometime soon, but until then...

      If you wanna request something during one of his live dj sessions (whenever he feels like dj-ing) you can find him in EFNet's #anime.. look for Splitzy there.

      BTW, if you ever see Cookie3 on EFNet, Austnet, or Leacim, it's probably me. ^_^

      Oh no! What will happen to the people that hear this transmission? Will Cookie ever join in the overgrown multiperson fanfic? Is anyone logging all this? Find out! Same bat-time, same bat-channel! ... err...  ^_^;;;

     

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    Subject: Cool Site!d^_^b
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 12:0 Central Time
  • Message:
      hehe..it plays all my favourite anime music! Ok,now I'm hooked!Argh!I have to pull this microphone off!Help!^o^

      Arigatou Chatty-chan!^_^

     

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    Subject: Correction:COOKIE-SAN ^_^
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 12:4 Central Time
  • Message:
      umm..gomen...I meant Arigatou Cookie-san!*bow*^_-

     

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    Subject: Kyoushinsha
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 12:18 Central Time
  • Message:
      Jen-chan:WHAT DO U MEAN DESTROY THE ANGELS?!BLEAH!Well..that IS true....but umm...isn't that a little harsh?o0(I'm trying REALLY hard to not give away spoilers) 00;

      Jen-chan:Hai,hai,I know what the Evangelion is capable of,and blah da blah da blah..but ummm...*sweatdrops*^^;

      Jen-chan:o0(In how many ways can I say "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"?)

      Jen-chan:umm..thats very nice......*sweatdrop*^^;

      Jen-chan:*sits down*I'll guess I'll listen to your theories and whatnot,sounds kinda interesting actually....

     

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    Subject: Don't look now, God floats throught outer spaaaace.. (obscure song lyric)
  • Name: Floyd and Friends
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 13:7 Central Time
  • Message:

      S'Kean: *groggily wakes up after being knocked unconcsious by the blast from the Pfhor ship* Whu.. Rrg.. We're.. We're ALIVE!

      Race: *still dazed* Did we.. throw.. a barrel at it, Jonny?

      S'Kean: Uhh.. something like that, Race.

      *S'Kean mans the controls of Race's ship*

      S'Kean: Damn.. we took a lot of damage.. I don't know if we can even move anymore.

      Ship's Computer: So.. instead of just being stranded in MY ship.. I'm stranded in ANOTHER ship in subspace.. great plan, S'Kean.

      What will happen to the crew? Are they doomed to float around subspace forever? Will Coch'Rahn and Durandal find them and do horrible, horrible things? Why does Coch'Rahn want to destroy subspace, anyway? Find out soon! ^_^

     

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    Subject: Kyoushinsha
  • Name: Mayuri, Malachi, etc.
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 13:32 Central Time
  • Message:
      Mayuri: Really? Oh joy ...

      (*Actually, destroying the Angels would be pretty pointless, considering that we're already dead ...*)

      Mayuri: No, I'm alive.  You're the one who's dead.  Cameos are officially revived under the EGC Pre-Cameo Resurrection Act when their cameo permits are approved, ne?

      (*Oh.  Right.*)

      (*Of course, destroying the Angels would also be irrelevant since the Angels would have no reason for your annihilation.*)

      Mayuri: Right.  Anyway, Miss ... Jen-chan? Ah yes, I've heard of you! ^_- Well, you needn't worry about the Angels.  The point of the EvaDP was protection from the Lilim, not the Angels. (*laughs*)

      (*That's still pretty pointless.  I can't think of any reason why the Lilim would have wanted to attack us.*)

      Mayuri: Sins of the Father.  And besides, it was a Lilim that did us in, ne?

      (*A dummy plug that snapped is supposed to be the model of all Lilim behavior?*)

      Mayuri: Not quite.  She was built weakly.  Deindividuation should've been a breeze.  Still, it's a good point. (*grin*)

      (*Scientists will never be so innocent again.*)

      (*Indeed.*)

     

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    Subject: Kyoushinsha
  • Name: RL-Chatty
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 13:34 Central Time
  • Message:
      Ack, that should've been a double "re:".  Just pretend that was "Kyoushinsha", k? ^_^

     

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    Subject: Who's the cutest Sailor?
  • Name: VoidStar & the Shito Sentai
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 16:52 Central Time
  • Message:

      No, it's not Aoi-san, I'm speaking in this color to honor the cutest of the Senshi, Mercury! Ami-chan no kawaii! ^_^ Wai! Er, and to set this person straight, the Senshi are not only twelve!!! In first season, the Inner Senshi are 14 and are 16 by Stars.  (Not entirely real-time, apparently.  ^^;;;) The Outer Senshi are 17 in S, I believe, making them around 18 in Stars (except Pluto, who's over 20, but if you go by the manga she's hundreds of years old). The only Senshi that young is Chibi Usa! ^^;;;

      Aoi: Now give me my font color back! And stop using redundant HTML!!! (Don't ask, folks.)

      Kaworu: Ah, now, to explain our absence, the idiots at Erol's Internet (may Adam and all the Angels of the Sephiroth, including me, smite them down) deleted VoidStar-san's account by mistake.

      Rei: My, Kaworu-kun, you're being remarkably militant.  ^^;;;;

      Kaworu: *Shrugs* The longer it's broken, the longer I have to wait to be with Shinji-kun.

      *Facefaulting*

      Rei: Er, anyway, we'll be back soon people! Don't you all worry about us!

     

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    Subject: Kyoushinsha
  • Name: VoidStar & the ever-loveable (even when on missions of genocide) Shito Sentai
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 17:2 Central Time
  • Message:

      Aoi: *Looks at the name-email-link thingie* Great, VoidStar-san, people are really gonna trust us now.

      ¬_¬ Show of hands, people, how many of you actually trusted Aoi-san, ever?

      *The other Shito Sentai sweatdrop*

      Thought not.  Well, since we seem to be reduced to the position of observers in this thread (as I've been gone too long to actually know what's happening) I was wondering whose cameo licenses I have to renew.  ^_^ And I also wanna say, more power to whoever brought Scully and Mulder into this mixed-up thing! Wai! X-Files Always & Forever!!!!

     

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    Subject: Waaaaaait a minute.....
  • Name: Hugh (aka VoidStar) & Rei
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 17:8 Central Time
  • Message:

      Rei: *Glares suspiciously at Mayuri* Deindividuation? Of whom? I don't like the tone you're taking....the "dummy plug" you refer to wouldn't be me, would it?

      Maybe we're just being paranoid, but we already have to deal with Gendou trying to alter Rei-san's mind back to what he originally planned.  If two people started doing it....Rei-san and I might have to get violent.

      Rei: And when me and Hugh-san get violent, things change.  Quickly.  Often on a geological level.  So be more cautious about crossing us!

     

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    Subject: Waaaaaait a minute.....
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 18:2 Central Time
  • Message:
      Hey!Void-san!I brought Scully and Mulder into this mess!..thats a good thing,right?^^;

      HAI!Rei is an Onna no Power statement so I ask you of one thing:DON'T PISS THEM OFF!^^;

      I'm just going to sit here and wait to see what happens,then I'll take action.I rather enjoy listening how "inferior" lilims are....no!That isn't sarcasm!^_^;

     

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    Subject: Waaaaaait a minute.....
  • Name: VoidStar & the Shito Sentai
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 19:31 Central Time
  • Message:

      Of course it's good! ^_^ Didn't I say it's good?

      Rei: And thanks for your support, Jen-chan.  ^_^ Welcome as always.  Any who would tempt my wrath is foolish indeed, especially with friends like you by my side.  ^_~ On a final note, er, how is Kii-kun drowning in LCL exactly? ^^;;; The stuff is oxygenated.  Humans can breath it quite easily, as can any other race that breathes oxygen.

     

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    Subject: Waaaaaait a minute.....
  • Name: Dr. Sencha Mayuri, and the "Narrator"
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 19:59 Central Time
  • Message:
      Mayuri: Hmm? You? (*turns to face Rei, hands in pockets*) Oh ... it's NERV's! (*walks around Rei, looking her up and down*) Hmm ... looks just like an albino version of Yui.  (*laughs*) I'll bet Naoko got a kick out of that.

      (*Mayuri, stop it.*)

      Mayuri: What are you getting so fussy about? It's just a Lilim!

      (*Remember the last time you said that?*)

      Mayuri: Eh. (*shrugs*) I'm not going to let death rule _my_ life ...

      (*sigh*)

      Mayuri: Anyway ... no, you're not what I meant when I was refering to the dummy plug.  I meant the Academy's EvaDP dummy plug.  We didn't have a replacement for LCL yet so we had to produce a Lilim to pilot the EVA along with the EVA itself.  And thanks to those damned Academy regulations, we couldn't get it to deindividuate or focus on its purpose.  Eventually the thing went wiggy and blew the place sky high.  So it goes. (*shrugs*)

      (*I _hate_ how you keep refering to her as a thing.*)

      Mayuri: True ... it had a designation.

      (*That's not what I meant. ¬_¬*)

      Mayuri: Ah well.  Anyway, good to see that Kii survived that LCL situation.  I'd be upset if any friends of Chatty's happened to die in such a vile substance! (*laughs*)

      (*I really wish somebody would stop this sibling rivalry.  It's making me sick. >=P*)

      Mayuri: As for how he happened to be "drowning" ... well, it's not drowning in the _technical_ sense, no.  It's more like a ... a ... (*thinks*) ... an allergic reaction? Anyway, there was more to worry about the reaction of his tissue to the LCL.  It appears he took it well.  Others have not been so lucky!

      (*I'm just glad he's alive.*)

      Mayuri: (*sighs*) There's more to life than what's seen in your philosophy, Scotty.

      (*What?!*)

      Non-String Note: Hey VoidStar! Glad to see you're back! Good to see that you re-stamped Aoi's cameo license ... it was kind of weird having her hang around as a "narrator" Malachi. ^^;; Of course, it makes sense a little bit.  Aoi is the kind of cameo to get a life of her own on occasion, ne? ^_-

      P.S.  No, I'm NOT the dummy plug she's talking about. =P

      P.P.S.  Hey VoidStar, don't worry about what's going on.  Most of us don't know either. ^_- Just remember that Yuna's defected and there's an evil guy called Cock'Rahn behind the essential Subspace problems.  The rest is just details.

     

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    Subject: Kyoushinsha
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 20:43 Central Time
  • Message:

     

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    Subject: Kyoushinsha
  • Name: VoidStar & Friends
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 21:4 Central Time
  • Message:

      Oh, those characters aren't under my jurisdiction as far as appearances in chat go.  As far as I know, my sphere of influence extends to Ayanami Rei, Nagisa Kaworu, Tamashii Aoi, Tenkei, Akagi Ritsuko, Aerith Gainsborough, Tifa Lockheart, Kisaragi Yuffie, the human form of Jenova, and occasionally Cloud and Jessie.  (Any particular objections, let me know.  ^_^)

      Rei: ¬_¬ I find it disturbing that you refer to us as "characters" who are "under your control" rather than real people.

      ^^;;;; Well, Rei-san, it's just to reassure any vaguely normal (and by normal I mean non-anime-loving) people who should stumble into this place.  Gotta maintain my cover of sanity.  ^_^

     

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    Subject: Waaaaaait a minute.....
  • Name: Hugh & Rei
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 21:11 Central Time
  • Message:

      Rei: Watch your tongue, woman! Arrogance like yours can only lead to ruin, especially when faced with me.  I am no mere Lilim like most of the others in this place, and neither is Hugh-san.  And I would caution you against referring to me as a possession of NERV.  They belong to me more so than I ever belonged to them.

      ^^;;;; Naoko? Ritsuko's mom? What makes you think she'd be thrilled about anything related to Rei-san?

      Ritsuko: My mother's hatred of Yui--and Rei-san by extension--led to her death, and would have killed me if not for Maya-kohai.  So choose your words carefully on this subject!

     

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    Subject: Kyoushinsha
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 21:35 Central Time
  • Message:
      Okay, my HTML is going berserk on me now!

      As for this thread, I'm getting confused!

     

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    Subject: Kyoushinsha
  • Name: VoidStar (aka, as has been noted, Hugh)
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 21:40 Central Time
  • Message:

      Er, gomen about that....this particular thread may go over the heads of those not extremely familiar with Evangelion and at least acquainted with Evangelion R.  ^^;;; We apologize for the inconvenience.

      Er, hope this font-sizing thing works.  Anyway, it's good to be back (kind of, I won't officially be back on-line 'till Monday or Tuesday)!! I've only been gone a couple of days but I miss this place already!

     

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    Subject: Waaaaaait a minute.....
  • Name: Dr. Sancha Mayuri and Co.
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 22:45 Central Time
  • Message:
      Mayuri: I take it you've never heard of sarcasm. (*laughs and walks over to Ristuko*) Ah well ... Ritsuko, eh? You're Naoko's little girl.  Let's see ... this would be the third time we've met, ne? Or do you not remember me? I wouldn't be surprised! My, you've grown ...

      (*Please excuse her, minna-san.  She usen't to be like this.  Before she got involved hands-on with the EVAs, she was a very nice, kind, humble woman ...*)

      Mayuri: (*scowling*) You would have me go back to being a lovelorn fool like you?

      (*.....*)

      Mayuri: The EVAs are my life! They are the most quintessential lifeforms, built up from the DNA of the very first of the Angels.  Why would I go back into ignorance of the majesty of these creatures?

      (*Because.  You were ... normal.*)

      Mayuri: Normal schnormal.  There you go again, being subjective.

      (*What's so bad about being subjective?*)

      Mayuri: It prevents any real work from getting done.  Really, a master craftsman like you not knowing that ...

      Like Void-san, I apologize for the nonsensical route this may appear to be taking for those of you chatroomers who are not familiar with the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion.  Just remember that it is a mere characterization tangent and that you'll do just fine with the rest of the string if you choose to ignore it.  Okay? ^_^

     

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    Subject: Waaaaaait a minute.....
  • Name: RL-Chatty
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 23:0 Central Time
  • Message:
      Yes, I did get a little lazy with the font colors there.  Sorry.  Anyway, don't start using the bright fluorescent green for cameos anytime soon ...

      BTW, Dr. Sancha isn't normally this serious.  She's just acting serious because she's taking the Shito Sentai seriously.  If she were to bump into -- oh, let's say Kii -- then she would be much more of a ridiculous figure.  Mayuri-okaa-san takes Evangelion fanaticism to the utmost extreme.   Thus the title "Kyoushinsha".  ^^;;

      Oh, and kudos to anybody who can figure out who the mysterious "narrator" is. ^_- ^_- ^_-

     

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    Subject: Waaaaaait a minute.....
  • Name: RL-Chatty
  • Time of Entry: Sun Oct 6, 98 at 23:7 Central Time
  • Message:
      ACK!! Not only that, but the name's SENCHA!! Sencha, not "Sancha"!! (*THWACKs self many times in the head*) Sorry folks.  That was just STUPID.  m(_)m

     

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    Subject: Waaaaaait a minute.....
  • Name: VoidStar & Co.
  • Time of Entry: Mon Oct 7, 98 at 6:23 Central Time
  • Message:

      Ritsuko: You knew my mother? I've never heard her mention you....

      ¬¬ Ne, Ritsuko-san, I think there was probably a lot of things your mother never got around to telling you.  And what's wrong with being lovelorn? ^_^ It did me no end of good.

     

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    Subject: Kyoushinsha
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Mon Oct 7, 98 at 11:43 Central Time
  • Message:
      That's okay--I've only seen the first two Eva videos, because they're so expensive! I'm pretty familiar with the story from reading stuff about it on the web, but it's still pretty confusing!

      But while you guys discuss Ritsuko and her mother, I'll just let Skuld here harass Cid!

      Skuld: Arigato, Nadia! :D

      Cid: @#$%! Why'd you do that, Nadia?! She's gonna throw one of her @#@$%% Skuld bombs at me!

      ~sweatdrop~ What's wrong, Cid? Are you afraid of her...?

      Cid: @##$, no! I'm just sick of being bombed by her! I need to come up with something better than her bombs!

      Can Cid outdo Skuld with an invention? Will I ever truly understand Evangelion? ;)

     

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