Subject: A BATTLE?!SUUUGGGGOOIII!!!^o^;
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 14:30 Central Time
  • Message:
      ~The battle rages on Floyd's ship as Jen-chan and crew join them.  Plus, has Shinji's soul nugget been found?~

      ~Skuld pops in on Floyd's ship.~

      Skuld: Bad news, guys! All of the bugs in subspace are making ALL of the McNuggets in subspace look like the One Winged Shinji!

      Ship's computer: Negative, young goddess.  The true soul nugget is now aboard this ship.

      ~Skuld searches the entire ship for the nugget, and happily finds it.  She vanishes and goes off in search for Shinji.  But where is the boy-about-to-become-a-princess?~

      Will the heroes be able to find Shinji in time to give him his soul back? Will they beat up the aliens? Only time will tell...

    • Subject: *CLANK!*^^;
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 15:32 Central Time
  • Message:
      *clip clomp clank*

      *suddenly a figure waves*

      Jen-chan:Hi guys!*wave wave*

      Shinji:=D~~~

      Jen-chan:huh?Watcha looking at Shinji-san?^_^;;

      Misato:Nevermind that pervert..-_-;

      Pen-Pen:Quark!=D~~

      Jen-chan:*sweatdrop*Can I ask why everybody is drooling?^^;

      Maya:Show off -_-;

      Misato:*grumble grumble*-_-;

      Jen-chan:Whatever *shrugs*Now,are we going to kick some bad ass or what?

      Maya:7_7Well,I would,but I'm not exactly dressed for that occasion...

      Jen-chan*Grumble*o0(wahh..he's drooling over Um--)*sweatdrops and pops the thought bubble*^^;

      All:^_- ^_- ^_-

      Jen-chan:o0(Oh well!If guys can drool over the magic knights,I can drool over FERIO-SAN!)

      Ferio:*sweatdrops*

      *moments later*

      Ferio:X_x *gag*somebody....*choke*HELP!
    • Subject: A BATTLE?!SUUUGGGGOOIII!!!^o^;
  • Name: The Winged Anteater
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 15:33 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*meanwhile, inside the Chicken McNugget that Skuld found ...*)

      Winged Anteater: (*munch munch*) Mmm ... yum! I love Chicken McNuggets!

      (*Um ... so ... you can morph into a One Winged Shinji?*)

      Winged Anteater: Yeah!! Lemme show you!! (*morphs*)

      (*Wow.  That's impressive.*)

      One Winged Shinji: Isn't it? Now 'scuse me, it's more comfortable as a Winged Anteater ... (*demorphs ... or unmorphs ... or something like that ^^;;*)

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    Subject: Chatty reappears
  • Name: Cid, Vincent, Cait Sith, Chatty (SD Hojo form), Sailor Senshi, Mulder, Scully, some guy, and <b>scads</b> of other people
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 15:43 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*somewhere in the EGC*)

      Cid: What the hell ...? Why haven't I had more of a part in this @#$%in' string?

      Vincent: .....

      Cid: Alright, that's it!! I'm not wasting any more time!

      (*Cid jumps into the nearest open subspace hole.  Vincent shrugs and follows.  They wind up with ... um ... "Agent J" and Co.*)

      Cid: Hey!! It's that goddamn cat!!

      Vincent: .....

      Cait Sith: Glad to see you too, guys.

      Cid: How the hell'd you get here?

      Cait Sith: I've been here! I 'spose you didn't notice, but I've been at the bar even since that string on Fate and Destiny. ^_^

      Vincent: .....

      (*suddenly, a subspace hole opens up in the ceiling and the mallet-wielding Chatty falls through with a SPLAT*)

      (*wheeze*) Yuna ... is *evil* ... (*his nose starts bleeding and he faints*)

      Cait Sith: Boy ... now that's a way to go ...

      The Mog: Kupo!! Kupoppo!! Pippapo! (*hops up and down*)

      Cait Sith: Now what are you getting so excited about? We don't know this guy!

      (*The Mog shakes its head furiously.*)

      Cait Sith: You mean we do?

      (*The Mog nods its head eagerly.*)

      Cait Sith: Huh.  Didn't remember knowing any small Hojo-ish guys ...

      (*The Mog starts hopping around, nearly bucking Cait Sith off.*) Cait Sith: Hey!! But he *is* a miniature Hojo lookalike!

      (*The Mog shakes its head furiously.*)

      Cait Sith: He isn't?

      (*The Mog nods.*)

      Cait Sith: Okay, wiseguy ... what is he?

      (*The Mog does a little dance and a printout prints out of its mouth when it finishes.  Cait Sith takes it in hand and reads it.*)

      Cait Sith: "He's a she"? Sorry buddy, but that nosebleed seems to testify otherwise ...

      (*The Mog does the little dance again and a printout once again prints out of its mouth when it finishes.  Cait grudgingly rips it out and reads it.*)

      Cait Sith: "Patience is a virtue.  Wait a bit and something'll pop up after Christmas.  Your lucky color is Fuchsia" ...? Waitaminnit ... that was Suki-chan's fortune.  Are you saying he's her?

      (*The Mog nods its head very eagerly.*)

      Cait Sith: Ah.  Well, that makes sense ... knowing Suki-chan ... and that would explain why you didn't say hi to me!! (*points at Rei*)

      Rei: Nani?

      Cait Sith: Um ... nevermind.

      Ritsuko: Maya-cha~~~~~~~~~~~~~~n!!! Where are you?!

      Kaworu: How did we suddenly get here among you guys? I mean, we were in subspace, but not with Jen-chan ... and where's Shinji-kun? OO

      Rei: Come to think of it ... where's Kii-kun? And why am I no longer in my EVA?

      (*Mwa ha ha ... I would say so and how and everything, but this post is too long already.  So until next post ... bai!!*)

      (*the Narrator does the SD Salute*)

      The Evil Person Behind All This: Hey!! You look like an anime-style Kurt Vonnegut!

      (*Oh great ... I blew my cover ...*)

      Geez, that post was long!! Anyway ... sorry I been away so long.  I finally decided I'd rather contend with Poison Gas than Bad Food and skiddaddled my way over to my grandmother's for to eat some FOOD (and not some rotten crud we bought last year =P).

      In case you're wondering: no, I'm not implying that my narrator is Kurt Vonnegut.  If he was, he'd be funny. ^^ No, I'm implying that he's Prev-san.

      (*Couldn't get my EGC Cameo License naturalized.  Not that I mind, seeing the mess in here ...*)

      Ah well.  It's a day in the life of an Abeli ... or Ablim ... or whatever the heck you call yourselves ...

      (*Um ... isn't that a spoiler?*)

      Ooops!!
    • Subject: Chatty reappears
  • Name: RL-Chatty (meaning this is a side note or something)
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 16:33 Central Time
  • Message:
      You can tell that was an incomplete post by the fact that, for once, Mulder and Scully and the Sailor Senshi *didn't* show up when expected ... =P
    • Subject: Who's the cutest Sailor?
  • Name: Kamui
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 17:54 Central Time
  • Message:
      Please help settle an argument between me Jay and Cookie

      Which Sailor Scout is the Cutest?

      Thankyou

    • Subject: Who's the cutest Sailor?
  • Name: Jay
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 17:58 Central Time
  • Message:
      JUPITER DAMMIT! JUPITER AND MERCURY!!! MARS TOO I SAY!!!!!!!

      I LIKE THEM ALL! BUT MARS AND JUPITER ARE THE CUTESTS!!!!!!!!!! >_<;

      ^^;;;;; GOmen for that outburst...

    • Subject: Who's the cutest Sailor?
  • Name: Kamui
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 18:1 Central Time
  • Message:
      Gee that's a tuff one, but after careful consideration I think the winner is :

      VENUS!!!

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    Subject: Who's the cutest Sailor?
  • Name: MysTiKg00
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 18:6 Central Time
  • Message:
      who's the kutest sailor? well, lets see, they're all 12 or younger, and since i'm not a pedophile (like some world-famous pop stars we know whose initials may or may not be M.J.) i don't think any of them are kute. and i do have an odd image of the barenaked ladies due to their sailor moon comment of this same sexual nature.
    • Subject: Who's the cutest Sailor?
  • Name: Shinobi
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 18:11 Central Time
  • Message:

      Kutest Sailor Scout? As if its a needed question... the answer is patently obvious, IMHO... its all mercury.  I mean really, what coudl be kuter than those bubbles? All i gotta say... bubbles, bubbles, bubbles... hehehehe

      Go see my thoughts page for an explaination... plz.. *Grin*

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    Subject: Anime Music, Fav. Sailor, Ian...
  • Name: Cookie
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 18:19 Central Time
  • Message:
      Cutest Sailor: Mars, followed closely by Mercury.

      Ian-san: Get back soon! EGC is going insane without you!

      Anime Music: My 10 favorites are:
      10. Slayers Next SB 2 Track 7 - "Otome no Inori" (kawaii!)
      9. Dragon Half ED (kawaii also!)
      8. Galaxy Fraulien Yuna "Funny Funny Little Girl"
      7. DNA^2 OP "Blurry Eyes"
      6. Movie "X" OP (uhm.. Blue Blood Track 3...?)
      5. Saber Marionette J OP "Successful Mission"
      4. Key the Metal Idol OP "In The Night"
      3. Visions of Escaflowne OP
      2. Neon Genesis Evangelion OP
      1. Lodoss War TV OP

      Of course, I have more favorites than that, but I had to pick out my favorite 10... I've got about 30-40 favorites that I love listening to. ^_^

    • Subject: Who's the cutest Sailor?
  • Name: Yuna, the "Narrator"
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 18:20 Central Time
  • Message:
      Yuna: SAILOR LEX!! MWA HA HA HA!!

      (*This isn't the string! You can be serious now!*)

      Yuna: Really? Huh ... then I guess its either Sailor Mars or Sailor Neptune ... how about you?

      (*Hmm? Oh, don't mind me.  I'm just the narrator. ^^;;*)

      Yuna: Really? I kinda figured you were an illegal cameo. ^-^

      (*Well, uh ... wrong string for this conversation ...*)
    • Subject: Anime Music, Fav. Sailor, Ian...
  • Name: MysTiKg00
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 18:38 Central Time
  • Message:
      i really hope the lodoss tv music is different from the video music. the video music is awful. it would have been fine if the lyrics hadn't been in english. anyway, the evangelion opening is called "cruel angel's thesis" or more formally "a thesis of the cruel angel" and i agree with you that it kicks much ass. if you have something to say to me, my icq # is 18348298
    • Subject: that's what started it
  • Name: Kamui
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 18:43 Central Time
  • Message:
      One Week by barenaked ladies, is what started the fight...damn it's not fair

      Chichiri: Hai, No Da! Kamui-san and Jay-san, have been going at it for a while now, No Da!

      Well HE'S WRONG ASK SHINOBI!!!!

      Chichiri: *sweat drop* Da...

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    Subject: Anime Music, Fav. Sailor, Ian...
  • Name: Kamui
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 18:50 Central Time
  • Message:
      Blue Blood rules!! Has anyone here seen the X music video? It's killer.
    • Subject: Meanwhile, back in subspace...
  • Name: Shinobi
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 21:9 Central Time
  • Message:

    *Shinobi again with rolling and blasting*

    Shinobi: *Blam Blam Blam* Take that, Alien Scum!

    Phfor: Dee do da de doo...

    Voodoo: Evil aliens... insult me and DIE!  *Rat-tatatatatatatata*

    Lyric: *Eeeeeeeee* Come get some!

    Plant: ... (*Thinks* Brrrrrr.... S'kean, your fridge is cooooold...)

    Bub: Hhhhheeeellloooo Aaaaauuunnnnttt Eeeeiiilllleeeeennn...!!! *Bang Bang Bang*

    Phfor: Deep doop da da de do! *Slash Zappo!*

    Shinobi: The resistance is getting stronger... we gotta find some way to end this debacle NOW...

    Voodoo: I have bombs... big ones... *Rubs hands in an altogether frightening manner*

    Shinobi: That could work, if you set 'em up, we can get Lyric to detonate, but before that, we gotta find out how Jen is doing on S'kean's ship?

    Lyric: Incoming message!

      Jen-chan: I've got the soul... or the one that the comp says is the one...
      Ship's Computer: Affirmative, I am sure it is...

    Shinobi: Good, the nugget is secured, as soon as Jen-chan's squad is outta there, we're blowing this taco stand... Though speaking of people... Where has Kii run off to?

    Can the Phfor be stopped so easily? Can Jen-chan get the nugget to Shinji before he becomes the Princess? And why is her soul floating about in subspace? What does the "Dark and Ominous Castle" Mai inidcated have to do with this whole debacle?  What are these mysterious plotters behind the scenes? And BTB: Wherever DID Kii run off too...?

    oh, and sorry i put you in the post there Jen, it just kinda fit...

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    Subject: Meanwhile, back in subspace...
  • Name: Floyd the Robot (and his Zany Companions)
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 21:42 Central Time
  • Message:

      S'Kean: *mercilessly pummeling a green Pfhor* Take that, you green leafy devil!

      Race: *tosses barrels left and right*

      S'Kean: Say.. where do you keep those?

      Race: Oh.. *throws a barrel at an oncoming group of Pfhor troopers* Here and there...

      Ship's Computer: S'Kean.. I.. I think Jen got out safe with Shinji's soul.. but..

      S'Kean: What? What is it?

      Ship's Computer: I'm afraid I've sustained too much damage.. I'm beyond the state where this ship can be repaired. At least.. not under your budget, Uncle Emptybags.

      S'Kean: Crap! Now what?

      Ship's Computer: Well.. I say we just kick some Pfhor ass, one way or another!

      S'Kean: *light bulb of inspiration appears over head* I HAVE A PLAN! AND IT'S A GOOD ONE! Voodoo...

      Voodoo: What? *ratatatatat!*

      S'Kean: You have bombs, right?

      Voodoo: Yeah.. *conks an encroaching Blue PFhor over the head* Big ones!

      S'Kean: Ship! Transfer all your thought processes to any available repair bot!

      Ship's Computer: But in order to do that.. I'd have to initiate.. *ominous music, pleas* SELF DESTRUCT!

      S'Kean: Right! You ram the hull, start the countdown and haul ass over here... we plant some bombs around the ship, and jet in Bannon's fighter, then *BAM!* We have exorcised the demons!

      Race: Dear God, man.. that's insane.. crazy.. *more barrels are tossed, more Pfhor regret being born* LET'S DO IT!

      S'Kean: *yells to all the allies* EVERYONE OUT OF THE POOL! WE'RE GONNA SET OFF SOME FIREWORKS! *sadistic, crazy grin*

      Will S'Keans crazy plan work? Will the Pfhor be wiped out? Will our heroes escape on time? Just who are those sinister forces?

      First Voice: We're all sorts of evil!

      Second Voice: Whatever, boss.

      Find out all the answers to all these questions and more in our next action packed episode! ^_^

     

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    Subject: Meanwhile, back in subspace...
  • Name: Lots of People
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Oct 3, 98 at 22:24 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*Finally, Chatty comes to ...*)

      Barret: Damn!! What took you so long?

      Huh? Eh ... wha...?

      Barret: Oh, right.  Sorra'.  W'ong cameo! (*jumps into subspace hole, never to be seen again in this string*)

      Vincent: .....

      Cid: Ack, forget him.

      Cait Sith: Suki-kun!! You okay?

      Wha...? Um ... yeah, I may be mentally scarred for life, but having sections from a Lemon read aloud at you will do that, I guess ...

      Cid: She read the @#$%in' Lemon at you?

      (*nods*) The Sephiroth - Tifa - Jen-chan scene. (*nose starts bleeding again just _thinking_ about it*)

      Rei: Eww.

      Kaworu: Eww.

      Ack, I think she's gone evil or something ... maybe she's in league with the Phlegm or whatever ... and why are you calling me "Suki-kun"?

      Cait Sith: 'Cause you're Suki!! And I'd feel stupid calling you "Suki-chan" when you're like this. ^_-

      But who the heck is Su-- (*stops, remembers, and slaps his forehead*) Spammit, I can't believe I forgot that one ...

      Cait Sith: Hey, it happens to the best conartists sometimes ...

      I'm NOT a conartist!!

      Cait Sith: But you conned everybody, ne?

      Well ... uh ... ^^;;;

      Maya: Where's Ritsuko?! She was here a minute ago ...

      Rei: What happened? Why am I not in Eva 00?

      (*meanwhile, in the plug of Eva 00*)

      Kii: Gack, gurgle, sputter ...

      (*Is he drowning in LCL? Great, just great ... being a "narrator", I can't do a damn thing.*)

      (*You know, I thought it was supposed to be as impossible for a Lilim to drown in LCL as it is for a baby to drown in embryonic fluid ...*)

      (*I hate this trying to avoid spoilers.  Somebody get him out of there!! NOW!*)

      (*Hm? Is this Revenge of the Lilim?*)

      (*Shut up!*)

      Will Kii survive? (Answer: He damn well better, since he's the most interesting chara I've got!! >=P)

      BTW, who is that sinister narrator? And why does he/she/it sound like Aoi/Malachi? Oo;;

     

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    Subject: what in the world are you thinking when you did this ian kim?? awesome!!!
  • Name: ^_^
  • Time of Entry: Fri Oct 4, 98 at 7:31 Central Time
  • Message:
      duh....

     

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    Subject: "Quickly, to the Space capsule!"
  • Name: Shinobi
  • Time of Entry: Fri Oct 4, 98 at 8:2 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Shinobi and Co. meanwhile are launching an all out offensive...*

      Shinobi: *Blam Blam Blam* Take that, you uncouth stack of foul dog phlegm!

      Voodoo: Wherever did you make that one up?

      Shinobi: Donno, just kinda came to me...

      Bub: Arrrgghhhh....

      Lyric: Yeah, what he said...

      Shinobi: *Noticing the sudden quiet* Where did they all go...?

      Voodoo: I have no idea, but the bombs are planted... all we gotta do is ram this baby into S'kean's ship. Now to find the control room

      Lyric: I translated their language while you all were jabbering... that sign sez: "To Bridge. No unauthorized personel allowed" And i still wonder where all those Phfor went...

      Voodoo: Probably to make room for that thing!!!  Juggernaut!

      Shinobi: Aipe!

      Juggy: Ggggrrrroooowwwwlll!!

      Shinobi: Kill it, and then run! They explode when they die!

      *Blam Blam, Rat-tatatatatata, Bang, Eeeeeeeeee*

      Juggy: Ow...

      *BOOOOM*

      Shinobi: That should scare the little buggers... now to the control room...

      *later, in the control room*

      Shinobi: Errrr... yeah, this doesn't look complicated at all...

      Lyric: just open my and put me face down on the control panel over there... i'll set the course and we can get to the escape pod...

      Shinobi: You got it...

      Voodoo: All the bombs are in place, and here's the detonator...

      Lyric: Collision course set, all proximity sensors overridden... Deer de da do...

      Shinobi: Argh, we can debug her later...

      Lyric: Just fooling, and adding drama...

      Shinobi: Good, it worked... Everything is falling into place *Sets time fuse...* Now, to the escape pod! ("Quickly, to the space capsule!)

      Will the plan succeed? Will... errr... i don't know... that looks like the only thing that's up in the air... oh, wait... Somebody get Kii!

     

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    Subject: Getting set for the Fourth o' July!
  • Name: S'Kean, Floyd (and the Crew)
  • Time of Entry: Fri Oct 4, 98 at 8:30 Central Time
  • Message:

      *our heroes prepare the Pfhor battleship for utter destruction*

      S'Kean: Okay.. Voodoo's bombs are set... Ship!

      Ship's Computer: Ready and waiting, Snugglebunny!

      Race: Snugglebunny? *anxiously looking around for potential barrel targets*

      S'Kean: *shrugs* Beats me.. the computer just started calling me that one day.

      Ship's Computer: I'm beginning the consciousness transfer.. I picked a delightful little repair droid.

      S'Kean: Fine.. just start the countdown.. set it for five minutes!

      Ship's Computer: Gotcha! *the repair bot housing the ship's computer skitters around to the main console to start the countdown*

      Shinobi: OKAY! We're gonna collide with S'Keans ship in.. *an enormous crash rocks the Pfhor vessel as S'Keans ship pokes through the hull* Oof.. three.. seconds.

      S'Kean: Computer! Haul your robot buns on over here! We're outta here! Everybody get into Race's escape ship!

      Race: And don't scratch the vinyl, or I'll..

      All: Throw a barrel at us??

      *all the heroes have piled into Race's surprisingly roomy spaceship*

      S'Kean: We set? Got the detonators? Good. Computer, how much time we got?

      Ship's Computer: 1 minute and 30 seconds!

      S'Kean: Let's not waste any more time! Race.. get us the hell outta here! This place is gonna blow up REAL GOOD!

      *Race's ship dislodges itself from the hull and begins to make its escape*

      S'Kean: Ship.. time?

      Ship's Computer: 20 seconds!

      S'Kean: Crap, Race, can't this thing go any faster?!

      Race: We're at max speed already!

      Ship's Computer: Eh-hem.. 5... 4... 3... 2.. 1!!

      S'Kean: CRAP! BRACE FOR IMPACT!

      All:

      AIEEEEEEEE!

      Will our band of intrepid adventurers survive? Did Jen get out safely with Shinji's soul? And what about subspace? Will the problem ever be solved? Will those sinister forces EVER reappear?

      First Voice: We're coming, OK? The traffic has been murder! Bwahaha!

      Stay tuned! ^_^

     

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