Subject: Must.. not.. strangle.. Shinji...
  • Name: Floyd the Robot
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 12:38 Central Time
  • Message:

      Floyd: SHINJI, YOU NINCOMPOOP! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

      S'Kean: My poor ship.. *continues sniffling*

      Fink: *sighs* On my world, we keep a good grasp on our souls. What would Ramza say? *thinks* Probably something inconsequential, actually.. he didn't usually say important things.

      Ship's Computer: Hey! Who threw this glowing McNugget at me? Well it's mine now! *in subspace, the ship uses it's servo arm to grab the nugget and deposit it in the cargo bay* Nyah!

      Floyd: *scowls at Shinji* YOUR soul nugget.. YOUR problem. You march yourself right into subspace and get it back! *grumble*

      Well.. I guess subspace isn't quite right still.. oh well.. somewhere.. a radio is playing. "Would it make you feel much better, if it was you against the world? If you were an alien, if it were conspiracy..... You will isolate, alienate, no one can appreciate the poor misunderstood.. can't you see that I don't care anymore?" Yaay! I finally managed a Lagwagon reference!

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    Subject: re: Must.. not.. strangle.. Shinji...
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 12:51 Central Time
  • Message:
      Jen-chan:*grumble*I wish I could use my A.T field,but what use could I use it for?-_-;

      Misato:HEY!WAITAMINUTE!You could get us out of subspace!^-^

      NO WAY!0-o

      Maya:and why not?If we make a few adjustments here and there..

      Shinji:*floating out in subspace screaming*SOOUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

      All:*sigh*-_-;
    • Subject: Damn computer... grr...
  • Name: Linaly!
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 15:19 Central Time
  • Message:
      Ack! damn computer posted my message before i was finished. Grr... so anyway- i've been away... what's going on now? :) aaag! i'm lost!
    • Subject: re: re: Must.. not.. strangle.. Shinji...
  • Name: Jay
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 16:56 Central Time
  • Message:
      ....... Anno.... My browser wont let me read all the posts! some midi error... =P I think Ill sit this one out... ^^;; Gabatte ne!
    • Subject: re: Must.. not.. strangle.. Shinji...
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 18:18 Central Time
  • Message:
      ~We find our heroes back in subspace due to some sort of malfunction with Banpei.  Plus, Shinji's soul-caught-in-a-Chicken-McNugget is missing!~

      Skuld: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Banpei didn't work! What do we do now, onee-sama?

      Belldandy: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it'll be okay, Skuld.

      ~Belldandy focuses her powers on Shinji's soul and searches for its location~

      Belldandy: Shinji's soul is in some ship floating through subspace.  We must find it.

      Shinji: Must...  find... soul...  ...  I... feel... so... ... empty...

      Skuld: So, how do we find this ship, onee?

      Belldandy: We need a ship of our own to catch up with it!

      Will our heroes be able to make a ship in time to catch up with Shinji's soul? Or will the soul get eaten up or thrown out in the trash? Stay tuned for more!

    • Subject: Chatty talks to a Winged Anteater / Yuna's Lemon Continued
  • Name: Yuna, Chatty (SD Hojo form), the Winged Anteater
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 19:33 Central Time
  • Message:
      • Oooookay, with all this crud happening about here, I might as well figure out what this thing here is.  (*pulls a tiny Winged Anteater out of one of his labcoat pockets.  It's a tiny thing, only about the size of an egg ... or a large Chicken McNugget ...*) Hello.

      Winged Anteater: Hey, it's about time you took me out of there.  It's almost as stuffy as subspace.

      Well, it kind of is -- AHEM.  Err ... mind if I ask you a question?

      Winged Anteater: Naw.

      Okay then ... what are you?

      Winged Anteater: I'm Shinji's soul!! (*beam*)

      (*piku*) Really? But Shinji's soul is a One Winged Shinji!

      Winged Anteater: I *AM* a One Winged Shinji!

      But you've got two wings.

      Winged Anteater: I can morph!!

      Right.  This is almost as unbelievable as Yuna's lemon.

      Winged Anteater: Lemon?

      Hentai fanfic.  About everyone in the EGC.  I hadn't even figured that a Lyric - Urd scene was even physically possible ... >=P

      Yuna: (*typing away*) Hehehe ... you haven't even seen your scene with Aoi --

      WHAT?!

      Yuna: Ooops.  Hehehe ... ^^;;

      (*draws out a large mallet and aims for the laptop*)

      Yuna: NO! (*grabs laptop and runs, with Chatty in pursuit*)

      Winged Anteater: Geez, having a hentai for a sidekick must stink ...

    Subject: re: Chatty talks to a Winged Anteater / Yuna's Lemon Continued
  • Name: VoidStar & the Shito Sentai
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 19:55 Central Time
  • Message:

      *VoidStar & Friends join up with Chatty* Winged Anteater, eh? ^_^

      Rei: You're that bastard who was fighting with my soul! >_<

      Aoi: Me.  And CHATTY?!!! YUNA-CHAN, I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!

      Er, ignore her.  So, uh, what do we do now, Chatty-chan?

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    Subject: re: re: Chatty talks to a Winged Anteater / Yuna's Lemon Continued
  • Name: Yuna, Chatty (SD Hojo form)
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 21:14 Central Time
  • Message:
      • (*props the Somewhat Big Mallet on a shoulder*) We kick the crap out of Yuna.  And destroy that Lemon!!

      Yuna: Geez, it's not like I wrote you a scene with Tenkei or anything.

      That would be pure cruelty, Yuna.

      Yuna: Really? Maybe I should look into it ...

      (*WHAM*)

      Yuna: Ack! You almost hit the laptop! (*runs*)
    Subject: re: re: re: Chatty talks to a Winged Anteater / Yuna's Lemon Continued
  • Name: VoidStar & the Shito Sentai
  • Time of Entry: Sun Aug 30, 98 at 2:1 Central Time
  • Message:

      Rei: If Tenkei appears in this story, Yuna-chan, I really will let Aoi-san take you to the cleaners!

      Yeah, besides, aren't we still working on getting Shinji-kun's soul back?

      Kaworu: Hai hai! Stay on task, people!

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    Subject: WHAT!?A LEMON?!0_0
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sun Aug 30, 98 at 8:3 Central Time
  • Message:
      Jen-chan:YUNA,IF YOU WROTE ANYHING ABOUT ME I'LL--

      Yumi:*slaps her mouth shut*Mood swing ^^;

      Jen-chan:*sweatdrop*Ummm....looks like Shinji is floating somewhere in subspace..-_-;

      *somewhere out in subspace*

      Shinji:*reaching out for his soul*SSSSSOOUUU--

      *suddenly a giant turkey hoagie appears and knocks Shnji out,suckng him into subspace*

      Jen-chan:Man,Shinji sure has bad luck *sweatdrop*^^;
    • Subject: re: WHAT!?A LEMON?!0_0
  • Name: Floyd the Robot
  • Time of Entry: Sun Aug 30, 98 at 10:58 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Floyd the Robot stands confused, with S'Kean whimpering about his lost ship, Fink searching for something to eat, Shinji floating around back in subspace looking for his soul, (which, consequently, S'Kean's lost ship has claimed for it's own,) Yuna being chased by almost EVERYONE and thier BROTHER, and SUBSPACE STILL ISN'T FIXED!*

      Floyd: *sigh* What have I done?

      Fink: *sniffs* I just.. I just smelt.. a.. Turkey Hogie.. coming from.. *sniffs around and then points to the subspace hole* THERE! *leaps in*

      Floyd: FINK! NOOOOO!

      *Meanwhile, in Subspace...*

      Ship's Computer: *to Shinji* Hey! You! Stay away from me! It's MY nugget now!

      Shinji: You're mean!

      Ship's Computer: Yeah, well you don't have a soul, so NYAH!

      Fink: Now where's that sammidge... SANDWICH? WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUU?

      Will the ship give up Shinji's soul? Will Fink find sustenance? Will Yuna be beaten to death by mallets? Will Floyd have a nervous breakdown? Will S'Kean EVER STOP CRYING? Stay tuned to find out! ^_^ "Am I strung out, crazy or not allowed to be the one who get's stupid over you?"

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    Subject: Eep! Correction..
  • Name: Floyd the Robot
  • Time of Entry: Sun Aug 30, 98 at 11:4 Central Time
  • Message:

      Due to more unforseen stupidity.. Yuna should be read as Yumi. I don't know WHERE I got Yuna from.. I think I'm overworked.. maybe I just need some rest... *NOTE: This narrator has become..* NO! I'm fine! I'm okay! SEEE? BIG SMILES!

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    Subject: re: re: WHAT!?A LEMON?!0_0
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Sun Aug 30, 98 at 11:26 Central Time
  • Message:
      ~Poor Shinji is on board the ship that has the Chicken McNugget that contains his soul, but nobody will give it to him! What will happen next?~

      Shinji: Please...  I must...  have my soul back...  Without a soul...  I will die soon...

      Ship's computer: Are you certain that this tasty-looking McNugget really contains your soul? What if it's really some other person's soul?

      Shinji: It's...  mine...  I tell you...  It looks...  like a...  one...  winged...  Shinji...

      Floyd: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...  Maybe if we pull apart the McNugget, the soul will come out and return to Shinji.

      ~Floyd picks it up and breaks it apart.  A soul comes out, looking something like a one winged Shinji, only the hair is strangely long.  The soul floats over and enters Shinji's body before anyone can say anything.~

      Shinji: Please...  save our world...  Magic Knights...!

      ~Floyd, the computer, and everyone who's aboard the ship stare at Shinji, confused.  Belldandy appears in the ship.~

      Belldandy: Oh, no! This isn't Shinji's soul! It's the soul of Princess Emeraude from the world of Magic Knight Rayearth! Shinji's own soul is still missing!

      Shinji: You mean...  I have gotten into the wrong body?

      Belldandy: Yes.  We have three days to find your real body and perform a soul movement to get you to your rightful body.  And we still have the problem of finding Shinji's soul.  The McNugget with his soul must be somewhere on this ship or in subspace!

      Floyd: Okay! Let's find everyone else from EGC and get Shinji and Princess Emeraude back to normal!

      What will happen next? Will Shinji's body be taken over by Princess Emeraude? Has Shinji's soul been eaten by some unsuspected McNugget lover? Find out later!

      BTW, the reason for Emeraude's soul going into Shinji's body is that the Japanese seiyuu for Shinji is the same WOMAN who voices Princess Emeraude.  It makes me laugh every time I think of it, and I just had to stick it in here! ;)

    • Subject: re: Eep! Correction..
  • Name: Floyd the Robot
  • Time of Entry: Sun Aug 30, 98 at 11:29 Central Time
  • Message:

      Okay.. so Yuna SHOULD be Yuna and Yumi is another person altogether. (Really sorry, I get names confused a lot.) Hopefully, that will clear my mind up.

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    Subject: Giant Turkey Hoagies+Shinj/Princess+Jen-chan=going insane?!>_<
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sun Aug 30, 98 at 11:48 Central Time
  • Message:
      Jen-chan:Oh GREAT!Just WONDERFUL!Now Shinji is some kind of Princess asking us to "please save our world"How much fun could THAT get?>_<

      Yumi:*sweatdrop*Now your starting to sound like S'kean ^^;

      Jen-chan:*sweatdrop*Gomen ne...^^;

      Shinji:Please save our world little magic knights!^_^

      All:*stare*0_0

      Jen-chan:*ahem*That is slightly DERANGED Evangelion pilot to YOU.-_-;

      Shinji:I am confused...^_^;

      Misato:AGH!WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?!DAVID LETTERMAN WILL POP UP OUT OF SUBSPACE?!>_<

      (*suddenly,on cue David Letterman pops out of a subspace hole*)

      David L:0_0

      Misato:ACK!GET HIM AWAY!>_<

      (Suddenly,the ground starts rumbling..)

      Maya:Did you hear that noise?0_0

      Pen-pen:Quarkk.....0_0

      (*suddenly a HUGE subspace hole sucks all 3 groups,Nadia's,S'kean's,and ours into..well I don't know yet!=P)

      Jen-chan:AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!0_0

      (*WHOOSH!POP!*)

      (What WILL happen to the 3 groups,where will they end up,and will Shinji ever find his soul?Will Shinji crossdress into a prin--)

      Girl:HENTAIIII!!*SLAP!*

      (OUCH!0_0)
    • Subject: re: re: re: WHAT!?A LEMON?!0_0
  • Name: VoidStar & the Shito Sentai
  • Time of Entry: Sun Aug 30, 98 at 13:14 Central Time
  • Message:

      *VoidStar & the Shito Sentai are cracking up* Oh, this is rich! Now all we need is for Sailor Uranus to show up!

      *In blatant defiance of that obvious cue, Uranus fails to appear.*

      Aoi: ^^;;; Guess she's busy.  Er, what do we do now?

      Kaworu: We need to get Shinji-kun's soul in its proper body.  Hmmm....

      Hikaru: Did someone call for us?

      Ritsuko: Maya! Where are you?!

      Hey, is Nova-chan here?!!! ^_^

      Hikaru: *Panics* NOVA?!!! WHERE?!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *Runs away*

      Er, that was odd.  ^^;;;;



      Will the Magic Knights contribute anything useful to this bizarre thread? Will anyone contribute anything to this thread? Write on!

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    Subject: and suddenly, like a bolt from the blue...
  • Name: meaningless suspense
  • Time of Entry: Sun Aug 30, 98 at 13:52 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Suddenly a vortex appears... swirling green and black light fills the air... purple-ish lightning spikes from the twisting blur... then, from the center of the spectacular lightshow...*

      *!!!!!!PPPPPAAAAAZZZZZ* (that's ZAP! backwards for those who need explainations...)

      Shinobi: holy...! I put the Chimera Weapon together BACKWARDS it launced me into subspace indstead of warping the hole closed... remind me to read the freakin' guidebook before i start experimenting with other-dimension tech...

      Lyric: Duely noted (can [and will]...)

      Shinobi: Now where are we, and what the heck has been going on?

      Lyric: As for where, we are definately on a cruiser of somesort... Let me plug into the ship's computer and find out about what has been going on... oh my gawd!  ME and SKULD?!  Is that even possible?

      Plant: ... (*thinks* Anatomically or otherwise?)

      Shinobi: Let's just lay that thought to rest, shall we?

      Bub: Grrrr...

      Lyric: I totally agree with the zombie... now to find some way to fit into this little Shinji-saving jaunt...

      Plant: ... (*thinks* and by what that boy is saying , world saving jaunt... keep that gun, ninja-boy, it just might come in handy...)

      Shinobi: I think i'll hold on to this gun... *brandishes the Chimera Weapon* It just might come in handy, and where did that watermelon go? I completely missed it with the one shot i was able to fire from this thing

      Sorry... I been away for a bit... *Smirk* Anybody miss me? And i tried to make something of an entrance, did it work?

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    Subject: Hmmm....0_0
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sun Aug 30, 98 at 14:9 Central Time
  • Message:
      All:---AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!0_0

      (*suddenly everyone falls down in a loud THUMP*)

      Jen-chan:Ouch!My head!*looks back up at the swirling vortezsomethingorotherspaceholethingie*

      Misato:Can someone PLEASE tell us where we are?Maybe even a NARRATOR would help!>_<

      (Nope,sorry guys,I have no clue ^^;)

      Jen-chan:OH!Just GREEEAATTT!>_<

      Maya:Is everyone else ok?0_o

      Maya:DAMN!I just missed Ritsuko-chan!*bangs head furiously*

      Pen-pen:Quark.-_-;

      Shinji:PLEASE SAVE US MAGIC KNIGHTS!!!!*_*

      Jen-chan:LOOKIE HERE PRINCESS!!!!I am not a magic knight,and neither is anyone else.You don't see many female penguin magic knights now DO YOU?!>_<

      Pen-pen:*annoyed*Quark.>_<;;

      (Will we ever stop this continious string?Who knows?!>_<)