Subject: re: re: NOOO!!!!0_0
  • Name: Chatty (SD Hojo form)
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 17:32 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*Aboard S'kean's ship, all is crazy*)

      ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

      Shinji: I want my SOUL!!

      (*suddenly, a scissors pokes thru from seemingly nowhere and starts cutting a hole in existential space ... it's a bit of a surreal sight ^^*)

      Fink: Hey! That's pretty neat!

      (*the hole is completed, and Chatty hops thru*)

      Sorry for the intrusion, but all that screaming was pretty darn silly.  I have yet to meet anybody who's died from direct exposure to subspace.

      Floyd: Well, if they died, you wouldn't meet them anyway ...

      That's not what I meant! Subspace is perfectly safe, so long as you don't crash into the wrong things ...

      Shinji: I want my SO--UL!!

      Um ... well, considering all the stuff getting sucked into subspace, I wouldn't be surprized if it was floating aobut somewhere.  What's it look like?

      Shinji: (*blushing*) Well ... it looks like a ... a ...

      (*suddenly, a natural subspace hole opens up in the ceiling.  The sound of a guy screaming is shortly followed by Yuna plummeting through the hole ...*)

      Yuna: Itai ... damn, they're all so fussy ...

      Uh oh ... Yuna's here and she's in a hentai mood again ...

      Yuna: (*evil grin*) Hey Shinji-kun ... anybody ever tell ya that you're cute?

      Shinji: Um ... well, there's Kaworu-kun ...

      And he's going to kill you if you try anything before he comes back, Yuna. >_<

      Yuna: Oh, but how's he gonna know if he isn't here? (*grin*)

      (*suddenly, a subspace hole opens up under Shinji and he falls thru*)

      Arigato, Kami-sama ...

      Yuna: Oh, you shut up.  I wasn't going to do much.

      Well, I don't know how much the energy fluctuations from subspace's screwyness has affected your head, let alone your definition of "much" ...

      Yuna: HEY!!
    • Subject: re: re: re: NOOO!!!!0_0
  • Name: S'Kean
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 17:55 Central Time
  • Message:

      S'Kean: Nobody is gonna DIE! We're not gonna die just by going through subspace, but with all this disturbance in the alignment, we have no frikkin' idea where we're gonna end up! So we're not fine and dandy!

      Floyd: Sir, please calm down.

      S'Kean: I AM CALM! *forces a smile* SEE! THIS IS ME.. CALM!!! And.. *suddenly, a computer alert pops up* WHAT? AAAAHHH!

      Ship's Computer: We're exiting subspace now, S'Kean. We have a planetoid on visual.

      S'Kean: Cripes! Where the hell are we?

      Floyd: I have no idea, sir.. sensors show this is an uncharted system. Go figure, you were actually right.

      S'Kean: Floyd.. don't make me hurt you.

      Floyd: Er.. noted, sir. Duely noted.

      S'Kean: *turns and glares at Chatty* Well, Lil' Mistress o' Subspace.. can you tell us wher we are? Or is everything FINE?

      Yes, where in the g-darn heck are they? Is S'Kean going to go crazy and kill them all? Will Fink ever get his mug of ale? Will Cid and Vincent appear out of thin air? Probably.

    • Subject: re: re: re: re: NOOO!!!!0_0
  • Name: Yuna, Chatty (SD Hojo form - and that's a guy), et al.
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 20:10 Central Time
  • Message:
      "Lil' Mistress o' Subspace"? Oo;

      Floyd: Sir, sensors show that this is a middle-aged Super Deformed male, not a woman.

      Yuna: Well, he is now, but he *used* to be a purple-haired girl ... hehehe ...

      Floyd: .....

      It's a side-effect of too much shapeshifting!! Honest!!

      Yuna: We have witnesses! Jen-chan, Jay-san, Shinobi, the Shito Sentai ...

      AHEM.  Why don't we find out where we are first?

      Yuna: Phooey.

      Um ... is it possible to see the layout of the current system?

      Ship's Computer: Can (and am) do(ing).

      Yuna: Ah ... the eternal Lyric quote ...

      Ship's Computer: What?

      Yuna: Err ... nothing. (*grin*)

      (*a holographic image of the current system appears in the middle of ... um ... whatever passes as an empty space in this crowded ship.  Everyone falls silent.*)

      Eight planets.  With an asteroid belt between the third and fourth.

      (*a pause*)

      Yuna: That's not good, is it?

      .....

      Maya: Do you know where we are?

      Hai.

      (*another pause*)

      Asuka: Well? Aren't you going to tell us?!

      (*wringing labcoat*) No.

      Yuna: Oh great.  That's really getting us far ...

      Look, it's better you didn't know.  If you need to land, go to the fifth planet.  It's the only inhabited one now ...

      Yuna: "Now"?

      (*a subspace hole opens up and dumps Kii-kun in the midst of everyone*)

      Kii: Um ... Konnichi wa, minna-san ...

      Okay S'Kean-san, lemme just say that plot twists in these strings are common and overly weird, with the end results that it's rare for all the participants to come out of a major EGC string looking the same as they did when they entered it.  Take me, for example.  I started off looking somewhat like this girl at the beginning of one string ... and by the time it was aborted, I looked like this guy.  Shapeshifting and stomach flus do not mix.  Oh, and I found out the meaning of "Petit Pois": it's French for "Little Peas". ^^ Err ... in any case, my EGC incarnation is currently male, even though RL-Me is still a girl ...
    • Subject: Might as well do something...
  • Name: Floyd, the Robot
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 20:54 Central Time
  • Message:

      *S'Kean has, at this point, completely given up on the whole ordeal and is sulking in the corner*

      Floyd: I hate it when he gets in his little moods.. just ignore him, he'll come around sooner or later. Now.. what should we do? *looks at Kii* Is there a seat for that person? *fiddles with some controls* Well.. subspace drive is shot for now, so unless another giant hole opens up, this ship is stuck in this system.

      Ship's Computer: It's not my fault.

      Fink: Don't look at me.. I don't know any of you people.. I'm just a lancer. Named Fink.

      Floyd: I guess we should probably just set a course for that fifth planet, then. Computer.. set course.

      Ship's Computer: Righteo, Snugglebunny.

      Floyd: Note to self.. check computer for possible malfunction.

      Heh heh.. I like plot twists.. they're zany! (And sorry about the mistake, I'm easily confused.)

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    Subject: re: re: re: re: re: NOOO!!!!0_0
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 21:40 Central Time
  • Message:
      Skuld: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! What's going on here?! We're in some sort of dimensional flux all of a sudden.  Me and Urd were on our way to Costa Del Sol to bug Cid some more, and we got caught in this mess!!!

      Belldandy: Well, Skuld dear, why don't you try to come up with some sort of invention that will stop this flux?

      ~Skuld gets a fabulous brainstorm~

      Skuld: I have to get to work! Gotta build a plug for the flux! That is...  if we can ever get back to the EGC...

      Gee my posts are so lame, huh...? ^^;;;;

    • Subject: re: re: re: re: NOOO!!!!0_0
  • Name: Yuna, Chatty (SD Hojo form), and a bunch of other people
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 23:36 Central Time
  • Message:
      Good idea, Skuld-chan.  The sooner we can fix up the Subspace Flux, the better ...

      Yuna: Heh ... (*grins and types into laptop*)

      Hm? Yuna, what are you doing anyway? (*glances at the laptop screen and instantly facefaults*) ANGK!! (*turns and plugs his nose*)

      Maya: What's the matter?

      Yuna ith wytig a wemmin ...

      Maya: What?

      Yuna ith wytig a *wemmin*.

      Maya: Huh? Sorry, I don't understand what you're saying.

      (*Chatty sighs and unplugs his nose, allowing the blood to flow from his nose freely*)

      Yuna is writing a LEMON.  An EGC lemon too, and -- ack, this is getting messy.  (*wipes the nosebleed off on a sleeve of the labcoat, leaving a red stain*) Spammit, that's going to be a pain to bleach out ... where's the bathroom in this place, anyway?

      Maya: Um ... (*points*)

      Thanks.  Maybe if I wash it, the mark won't be so dark.  No, that wasn't supposed to rhyme.  And Skuld-chan, better plug that Flux soon ... I think it's gone to Yuna's head or something ... (*hobbles off*)

      Hehehe ... if Void-sama was here, he'd be able to remember way back when to when Yuna's hentai-ity was at this level ... mayhaps Shinobi does too ... any case, it's kind of weird for her to be "returning to normal" after being so relatively tame, ne? ^_-
    • Subject: Which Japanese Anime has the greatest graphics?
  • Name: Saskia/Kyara
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 7:11 Central Time
  • Message:
      I'm just new with this chat thing. No comment
    • Subject: Lost in SUBspace....v_v
  • Name: Jen-chan (and Shinji no kawaii-san!^o^)
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 8:13 Central Time
  • Message:
      Jen-chan:So we have NO IDEA WHERE WE ARE?!*panicks*

      Shiji:but..but!*sniffle*I'll never find my SOUUUULLL!!!!!Ill be a lonely EVA pilot without a SOUULL!!!!*bursts into tears*;_;

      Jen-chan:umm..we'll find it!If giant watermelons could come through subspace,there HAS to be your soul around here somewhere...*sweatdrop*^^;

      Maya:Is subspace anti-space and space,or is subspace space,except with no space?*scribble scribble*=/

      Pen-Pen:Quark.0_0

      Misato:WOOOO~~~~OOOOOOWWWW!*Usagi grin*We're in SUBSPACE?!*_*

      Mcdonalds Cashier:I can't believe this is happening!I'm just a lonely guy that works at the local Mcdonalds and now I'm traveling through subspace looking for some Eva pilot's SOUL!?0_0

      Shinji:DON'T TALK ABOUT MY SOUL LIKEEE THAATT!*sniff*;_;

      Jen-chan:So,your saying that my group,S'kean's group,and Chatty's group are the only ones in subspace?!That means everyone else has no clue where we are because we're in anti-time and space?!@_@

      All:WAHHHH!YOUR CONFUSING UUUUSSSS!!!!!;_;

      Pen-pen:QUUARRRRRRKKK!!!!!!!!@^@
    • Subject: re: Lost in SUBspace....v_v
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 9:23 Central Time
  • Message:
      Jen-chan:*sighs frustrated*Lost in subspace..this really sucks..-_-

      Misato:Yeah,it also sucks that we don't have any cheesburgers....*sigh*-_-

      Mcdonalds Cashier:I must have had too many Big Macs..I'm dreaming @^@

      Jen-chan:umm..yeah..your dreaming...you had too much sauce in your cheesburgers ^_-

      Shinji:*sighs*I really want my soul back,it looks like a One Winged....Shinji.

      All:*stare*Your soul looks like a One Winged Shinji?!0_o

      (*suddenly annoying the hell out of everyone The FF7 "City Of The Ancients" music starts proving his point*)

      Shinji:Hai,the ONE WINGED SHINJI,my soul.^_^

      All:*stare*This is true?!0_0

      Shinji:Hai.^_^Its kawaii too.Its somewhere floating in subspace..

      Misato:WAHH!I wish I had a One Winged soul!;_;

      Maya:INTERESTING!^o^*jot scribble*

      Jen-chan:Weird..0_o

      Shinji:*sniffle*I just wish we could start looking for it soon ;_;

      Jen-chan:Oh brother..-_-;

      Jen-chan:*sigh*..-_-;Floating in subspace really sucks..

      Misato:Hai..hmm..who will be sucked into subspace next,hmmm?

      (Thats RIGHT.Who WILL be sucked into subspace next,AND WHERE THE HELL ARE MY DAMN CHEESBURGERS?!>_<)
    • Subject: re: re: Lost in SUBspace....v_v
  • Name: Floyd the Robot
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 10:14 Central Time
  • Message:

      Floyd: Yep.. no one knows where the heck we are.. except him.. *points to Chatty* And he isn't talking.

      Fink: I'm hungry...

      Where the devil are they? Will subspace be fixed? Will Fink force the McDonald's Cashier to make him crispy chicken nuggets? Is there life after death? How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ^_^

    • Subject: re: re: re: Lost in SUBspace....v_v
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 10:34 Central Time
  • Message:
      Jen-chan:*yawn*I'm hungry,I want something to eat..^-^

      Misato:Geez,Jen-chan you've been eating a lot!Its like your--

      Jen-chan:sweatdrop sweatdrop*^^;

      Misato:*eyes her*7_7

      Maya:Chicken nuggets..the poor poultry that have to be fried into a delicious nuggets for savage primitive humans.v_v.

      All:*stare*0_0

      Maya:*shrug*I was just making a point..!

      All:*relieved sigh*okk...

      Mcdonalds cashier:This really REALLY sucks,floating in subspace...=P

      Jen-chan:MAKE US SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS DAMMNIT!*strangle strangle*

      Mcdonalds cashier:gahhhhh..nnnhhh......*choke*Ok *gag* Just..let..go..of...meeee.....0_0

      Jen-chan:*lets go*Thank you ^_^

      Shinji:*looking around subspace for his soul*

      Shinji:*peeking through subspace hole*hmmm...maybe my soul is here?=/

      Girl:YOOOOOOOOUUUU!!!!!DON'T YOU EVER LEARN!?>_<

      Shinji:ACCCCCKKKKK!!!!!0_0



      (Will the chicken nuggest get fried in time?Will Shinji ever find has GOD DAMN SOUL!>_<)

      (THATS IT!I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!I'M GETTING MY LAWYER!>_<)

      All:NOOO!NOT THE LAWYER!@_@
    • Subject: re: re: re: re: Lost in SUBspace....v_v
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 11:21 Central Time
  • Message:
      ~We last saw our many many heroes lost in SUBspace.  Shinji searches for his soul while everyone else wants some Chicken McNuggets.~

      Skuld: Check it out guys! It's my latest Banpei model! The Banpei Subspace Flux blocker! Watch him at work!

      Belldandy: Wait a minute, Skuld! You need to get everyone out of the flux first! And what about Shinji's lost soul?

      Skuld: Don't worry, onee-sama! The Banpei Subspace Flux Blocker will bring back everyone and every soul that's in SUBspace, and no one will be able to fall into SUBspace ever again!

      ~Skuld activates her Banpei and it plugs the hole, while sucking out everyone from EGC and spitting them out in the chatroom, even the McDonald's cashier and a whole bunch of cooked and piping hot Chicken McNuggets!!!~

      Everyone: Yay! We're back again!

      Shinji: But...  what about my soul?

      Belldandy: Look! This Chicken McNugget is glowing strangely...

      ~Belldandy picks up the McNugget and studies it using her powers~

      Belldandy: Oh, my! Shinji's soul is caught inside this McNugget! How will we get it out?

      Skuld: Maybe if he eats it...?

      Will Shinji be able to get his soul out of the Chicken McNugget? Stay tuned for more!

    • Subject: Yay!
  • Name: Floyd the Robot
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 11:46 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Floyd, S'Kean and all the other denizens of the cruiser (and a large pile of McNuggety goodness) are safe, back in the EGC*

      Floyd: Many thanks, Skuld. If I were trapped in--*a beeping noise distracts him*

      Ship's Computer: Hello? Is anyone there?

      Floyd: It's the ship! It's still trapped in subspace! Don't worry ship! We'll get you out!

      S'Kean: My ship!

      Ship's Computer: Don't bother.. I kinda like it in here. It's cozy, and I have time to catch up on my reading.

      S'Kean: *sobbing* My shiii-iiip!

      Fink: *tries to console S'Kean* Don't worry, Angry Man.. you'll get a new metal bird someday.

      Floyd: Ah well, who's for some McNuggets? *picks up the strange, glowing nugget* Err.. Shinji, I believe this is yours.

      Shinji: YAAAY! SOOOOUUUUL!

      Floyd: What an odd little boy.

      Fink: You said it, Odd Little Metal Man.

      Floyd: Err.. yes.

      Is subspace finally righted? What does the future hold in store for Floyd, Fink and S'Kean? Will Shinji be able to hold onto his soul for more than a New York minute this time? Only time will tell.^_^

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    Subject: re: Yay!
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 12:13 Central Time
  • Message:
      Jen-chan:Arigatou!Lets see how long he can keep in TOUCH with his soul -_-;

      Shinji:YYYY~~AAAYYY!MY SOUL!*hugs the chicken nugget*I FEEL SO HAPPPYYY!!!!!!^-^

      *suddenly Shinji drops the chicken nugget as it gets sucked up by subspace*

      All:SHINJI!YOU IDIOT!>_<

      Shinji:MY SOOOUUUULLLLL!!!!!;_;

      Jen-chan:*currently eating a btach of chicken nuggets*

      Yumi:You eat an awful lot Jen-chan =P

      Jen-chan:*sweatdrops and lets go of teh nuggets*^^;

      (AARRRGGHH!SHINJI,YOU IDIOTTTTTTT!!!!!*cannot narrate due to pissed off mood*)
    • Subject: Hey! I'm BAAAAAACK!!!!!
  • Name: VoidStar
  • Time of Entry: Sat Aug 29, 98 at 12:24 Central Time
  • Message:

      *VoidStar, after a week in Delaware, staggers back home through a forest of new chat messages* Well....*Pant pant* I'm back.  A whole _week_ away from my friends! ;_;

      Rei: And since it was a family vacation, Hugh-san and I couldn't see each other! ;_;

      But I've returned, and that's what's important--say, where is everyone, anyway? O_o;;;

      Kaworu: Dimensional disturbance....*Blink blink* Shinji-kun was here!!

      You can tell? O_O;;; Not bad.

      Tifa: No-one's at the bar!

      Aerith: *Grins* We've got the place to ourselves....

      Jenova: Er, I'm out of here then! ^^;;;

      Okay, that leaves the Shito Sentai.  Shall we, perhaps, go find out where everyone is?

      Rei: Er....how?

      Kaworu: I've got it! Leliel-kun!

      Aoi: The 12th Angel? But he's only a link to the Dirac Sea....

      Kaworu: The Dirac Sea borders on subspace.  *A large black portal appears in the ground beside Kaworu* Shall we?

      Tenkei: *Babble babble* Hai!

      Voice: Matte! Choto matte!

      R-Ritsuko-san? What're you doing here?!

      Ritsuko: Maya's in there, so I'm going with you all.

      ^_^ Certainly.  Ah, love, ain't it grand?

      *VoidStar and the Shito Sentai plus Ritsuko leap into the rift created by the 12th Angel Leliel, navigating the inky darkness to find their way to subspace.  What will happen when they meet up with the others? Shouldn't the Shito Sentai have brought their Evas, or will their natural powers be enough (boy, is that an obvious question or what)? How come Maya hasn't mentioned Ritsuko once in this whole thread?! Read on!

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