Subject: Café (heheh...)
  • Name: The Girls at Fantasy Land
  • Time of Entry: Wed Aug 26, 98 at 2:54 Central Time
  • Message:

      Yosei: eh.. Naina-chan..?

      Naina: Hai? what now littlewing..?

      Yosei: maybe we should tell those people there, that onee-san keeps a café right here..?

      Naina: Oops.. Gomenasai, folks...Onee-san..?

      Mieke: Alright then.. So.. welcome all to the Fantasy Land Cafe! (1 cup for only one 'rim)

      Yosei: Where the heck is Odoriko-chan..?

      Naina: She was too shy to come, after all, there can only be so many named Rei...*winks*

      Yosei: hah, but I'm the only faery here, ne?

      Naina: Hai, at least that I know of...

      Yosei: You're the only Elf...?

      Naina: nope, at least Eric-san..*sighh*

      Nana: Nani..? What's happening here..?

      Mieke: oh, you go back to sleep little Nana, you should not be awake at this time!

      Nana: Hai...'nite!

      Naina: btw, Where did that Seph-guy go...? I'm kinda hungry...

      Mieke: Naina-chan, you should watch your eating...

      Naina: Hai, but I'm still hungry...Seph-san..? One hotdog, pls?

      *********** That's all for this time, hope we see again...!

     
Subject: School!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
  • Name: Matt Yazama
  • Time of Entry: Wed Aug 26, 98 at 3:19 Central Time
  • Message:

      Matt: Since I'm the only member of the Ranma 1/2 cast up at this ungodly hour, I'll just say that school sucks because you wake up too d***ed early...
      But anyway, I hope everyone is having fun! Hey Chatty, you get over that Hojo thing or are you stuck like that permanently? *looks at the clock* Chikusho. I need to get ready...even at this ungodly hour, I have the dreaded homework. *sighs* Well see you s oon minna san. Gotta go.
      *does the Yumi-sama cheer, the Izumi-sama cheer, the Eva-dono cheer, and the SD Salute*

     
Subject: re: School!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
  • Name: The Eighth Dwarf
  • Time of Entry: Wed Aug 26, 98 at 22:58 Central Time
  • Message:

      School, hmm? Well, I'm glad to know I'm not the only one suffering this early on. I agree that homework is too much...in fact, I didn't get any sleep at all last Sunday night/Monday morning...now what does that tell you?

      Doc: From what I can see, it tells me that you procrastinate too much. Lazy kid.

      Procrastinate? Why, what an ugly thing to say! I prefer the phrase "conserving energy" myself.

      Doc: The same way felons "conserve reservation"? And tabloids "hold back their good taste"?

      Well *fidget*...um...you can't expect everybody to be perfect! Besides, you can't expect somebody to do that amount of work over a single weekend...

      Doc: I don't know about you, but I'm quite sure that's why it was assigned as a midsummer project.

      Details, details! Why does everything have to revolve around the details? *sigh* I suppose I should go do some homework now...

      (*Author walks away...*) Doc: Strange...didn't know he left his homework in the direction of the bar.

      (*Long moment of silence*)

      Doc: I suppose he isn't returning. Well, I guess now's as good a time as any...you see, I've noticed that with all the fighting that the Ranma cast goes through, and the general insanity that saturates this area in general-and I mean that in a goo d way-I find it odd that nobody has ever been hospitalized. The way I see it, most people here have some sort of complex or another, and everything would be a lot simpler if they didn't. In short, I'm offering to help you fill my pockets, err, fix your problems for the low low price of 100 terrims an examination! (Disclaimer: prices subject to change at any time) I specialize in many forms of diagnosis and treatment, including but not limited to temporary curing of Jusenkyo curses, straightening out of love polygons, silencing of inner voices, and the ever popular disappearing, one-minute band-aid™ guaranteed to mend everything from paper cuts to dismembered appendages...or your money back! (or not...) What do you say?

      (*Author returnins from bar with soda (what brands do they have here?) and no trace of scholastic materials*)

      I say you shouldn't trust a doctor who can't cure a simple case of food poisoning.

      Doc: Homework indeed. Besides, it's not like she paid me or anything...you know I can't work with an empty wallet...

     
Subject: Hello! ^_^
  • Name: Nana ^^
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 6:12 Central Time
  • Message:

      Konnichi wa Doc-san! ^_^ My, what a wonderful service you are doing to help people. But you can't make a living with me here, ne? *laughs sweetly, causing all the Gaean bells to chime ^^* I will be at the orphanage if anyone needs me. Ganba tte ne, Doc-san! Sayonara minna-san! *flutters wings and flys away*

     
Subject: Whoa..I haven't been on in a while 0_o
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 9:43 Central Time
  • Message:

      Thats weird,I'm usually on EGC every day *yawn*but I'm sleepy so..*conks out on the floor*zzzz...

      Yumi:*sigh*-_-;

      *suddenly a lawyer guy bursts through the door,SD form,screaming and trying to get a pirahna off his foot*

      All:*sweatdrop*^^;

      Aoshi:heehee....^_-

      Jen-chan:*sniff sniff*You..you....JERK!You woke me up!;_;

      All:*bigger sweatdrop*

      Lawyer:*sweatdrop*^^;

      Jen-chan:*very mad in SD form and grabs a baseball bat*YOU JERKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!>_<*chases after him*

      Lawyer:*tries to run away from the VERY VERY mad SD Jen-chan*

      *somewhere outside.....*

      *WHACK!WHACK!WHACK!*

      All:*stare at the door*0_o

      Jen:*walking inside with little SD tension,angry waves showing*=_=

      All:DON'T KILL US!0_o

      Jen:*fluffs up her pillow and falls asleep again*

      Jen:*murmer murmer*I REALLY hate lawyers....

     
Subject: The evil inside of my refrigerator...
  • Name: S'Kean
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 10:7 Central Time
  • Message:

      So I get up and open my refrigerator, (I have a craving for 7-up that must be squelched) and what do I see? A large watermelon marked, quite clearly, Genesis. I'm beginning to worry just how FAR this webpage reaches. ^_-

     
Subject: Konnichi wa ... I think ...
  • Name: Chatty (SD Hojo form, as always)
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 10:35 Central Time
  • Message:

      Matt-san, do I look like I got over this? (*wrings labcoat*) I've tried everything, but it appears I'm stuck. Well, I'm kind of getting used to it, so I suppose it doesn't matter. And if it does, I doubt it's going to be a quick fix o f the Matt Yazama kind. (*shrugs*) Oh, and water doesn't work ... it just switches me back and forth from normal and SD proportions. ^^;;

      Cid: A cafe? There was a @#$%in' cafe right there in front of our faces and we didn't notice it?

      Vincent: .....

      Cid: Damn. Is it for sale?

      Umm ... what's this about never being hospitalized, Doc?

      Vincent: .....

      Cid: I think he means the Looney Bin.

      Hai ... man, are the nurses there snotty ... (*wrings labcoat*)

      Yuna: Hehehe ...

      Hey! Cut that out! They're a bunch of guys, ok?

      Cid: Snotty guy nurses?

      Vincent: I think this is a spoiler ...

      (*inexplicably, "Fly Me to the Moon" starts playing ...*)

      Well, yeah ... the denizens of Genesis are pretty darn lucky ... Nana-sama's much nicer. ^_^

      Yuna: Nicer ... hehehe ...

      Ack ... Yuna's finding something hentai in everything, isn't she? Oo;;

      Vincent: How did she get the sock out of her mouth?

      Cid: @#$%!! I knew something was wrong! (*crams a new sock in Yuna's yapper*)

      Gee, err ... thanks Cid. ^^;;

      Cid: No problem. ^_^

      Yuna: Mmhnm pmhnm mph ...

     
Subject: re: The evil inside of my refrigerator...
  • Name: Genesis Crew
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 11:0 Central Time
  • Message:

      Mai: Wah! How did my watermelon get in there?! o.o Poor widdle water-mewon. ;_;

      Emiko: Oops! O.o Hmm...subspace seems to be acting up again.

      Emiko and Mai: KEN-SAMA!!! ^_^

      Ken: *doesn't hear them*

      Emiko and Mai: KEN-SAAAAMAAAAAA!!!!!! O_o

      Ken: Oh? *looks at them* OH! Ha ha ha! *pats Emiko on the head a little too hard* Kids, you really much speak up when you want my attention!

      Emiko: Ow! Hey, I'm not a kid! ¬_¬

      Ken: Yes, if you say so...¬_¬

      Emiko: Hey, what's that supposed to--

      Ken: Now! What is it that you would be bothering me today! Come on then, I'm a busy man, busy busy ^_^

      Emiko: Erm, well, subspace seems to be doing--

      Ken: --Yes yes, subspace is acting up, and will act up for the next little while. Right then! Off you go, out out, good bye, good day, ha ha ha! *shoves Emiko and Mai out and shuts the door.*

      Emiko: Baka! ¬_¬ He always treats me like a little kid ¬_¬

      Mai: Maybe we should talk to Yumi-sama instead, ne?! *shakes Emiko's shoulder encouragingly* ^-^

      Emiko; Okey doke! ^_^

      *In other part of the DCD building that has a subspace connection to the outdoors*

      Yumi: *Yawn* Ah yes, another relaxing day with natur--

      Mai: KONNICHI-WA!!!!

      Yumi: Ack! *falls off chair and recovers quickly* Oh ho ho ho ho! My dear child, what is it?

      Mai: Shumting is willy wrong with subspac--

      Yumi: Hai hai, something is wrong with subspace. As usual, my hubby is conducting his foolish experiments on the subspace realm. Oops, that reminds me! *looks at the time dome on the wall as a mischievous smile spreads across her face.* It's time for m e to see what my hubby is up to! Ho ho ho! Ta ta little child, I have to go! *poof*!

      Mai: Waah, come back! O.o;; *sigh*

      Emiko: *walks up beside her* No such luck, ne kawaii-chan?

      Mai: I failed ;_;

      Emiko: That's okay. I just hope nobody minds the weird things that happen around here. *1 ton mallet suddenly falls beside her* O_o;; See?

     
Subject: re: Konnichi wa ... I think ...
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 11:58 Central Time
  • Message:

      Jen-chan:*suddenly jolts up*WAI!!!Fly me to the moon is by the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion!Arigatou!I needed some NGE music to cheer up my sleepy side ^-^

      Yumi:^-^and WHAT is your favourite song Jen-chan?*wink wink*

      Jen-chan:hehe..I'm kinda in the mood for Rei's theme...

      (*suddenly because Jen-chan loves the song,so very very much when she needs some sleep,Rei's theme starts droning on,probably annoying the chatroom regulars *sweatdrop*)

      Jen-chan:Ahh..one of my favourite themes..

      Yumi:*snif sniff*You like these sad themes so much,don't you?

      Jen-chan:*hands her a kleenex*Hai!^-^

     
Subject: re: re: The evil inside of my refrigerator...
  • Name: S'kean
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 12:5 Central Time
  • Message:

      *S'kean, interdimensional rogue bounty hunter extraordinaire, rifles through the contents of his refrigerator again* Lesse.. Ham.. turkey.. Gun.. That weird watermelon... dimensional rift.. ketchup..? Hmm.. dimensional rift? I suppose it's better than cockroaches.*tentatively reaches a hand through the rift* Weird.

     
Subject: re: re: re: The evil inside of my refrigerator...
  • Name: Someone on the other side. :o)
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 12:28 Central Time
  • Message:

      Girl: ECCHIIIII!!!! *hand comes out of rift and slaps S'kean across the face*

     
Subject: re: re: The evil inside of my refrigerator...
  • Name: Chatty (SD Hojo form)
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 13:35 Central Time
  • Message:

      WAI!! So that's what happened to the Somewhat Big Mallet!! (*runs over and effortlessly picks up the 1 ton mallet*)

      Cid: That's your mallet?

      Yup. The Somewhat Big Mallet. Not as small as Akane's, not as large as the Big Friggin' Mallet, but Somewhat Big anyway ... and it's not supposed to be in SubSpace! It's supposed to be in MalletSpace!! (*puts the Somewhat Big Mallet back in MalletSpace -- picture it yourself ^_-*) There.

      Cid: Oh ... I think I've seen that @#$%in' Big Friggin' Mallet ...

      You mean this? (*pulls out a monstrous ... um ... well, a Big Friggin' Mallet about 20 times the size of Cid*)

      Cid: ... err ... yeah ... ^^;;

      Oh, ok. (*Puts it back*)

      Cid: Um ... well, since we're puttin' up MIDIs here, I might as well tack up the best FFVII character theme in the whole damn game -- MINE!! ^o^ (Well, okay, it's a variation on it ... but it's a damned good variation!)

      Oh boy ... I wonder if anybody's getting annoyed at this kind of stuff by now ...

      Cid: Well, if they'd started a damn string by now it wouldn't have happened!

      Vincent: I want my theme!

      Cid: Wait your @#$%in' turn!

      Vincent: .....

      Cid: (grumble grumble goddamn vampire grumble)

     
Subject: Cafe...for sale...?
  • Name: The Girls at Fantasy Land
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 13:43 Central Time
  • Message:

      Naina: Onee-san..? Are you going to sell this..?

      Mieke: Weeeellll...let's see...if they let me stay here and keep my job as the cook...whynot? just keep the price right...*grin*

      Yosei: Onee-san! where we gonna live then..?

      Naina: well, you have lived with me so far, why not anymore...?

      Yosei: I was thinking about Nana and Rei... they can't ALL come to live with you...

      Naina: Hai. but Nana can always go live with Nana-sama..*sudddenly noticing their names* Nana? *giggle*

      Mieke: but, if they buy this, and let me live upstairs, there's plenty of room for everyone of us...

      Yosey: Naina still want's to live on her own.. *mimicing naina* "I'm a big girl now" *grin*

      Naina: Yosei!

      Mieke: Well, Yosei, but she IS 19 after all...

      Mieke: allright guys, IF you let me and the other girls stay here...I'll sell this to you..Deal?

     
Subject: re: re: Konnichi wa ... I think ...
  • Name: Chatty (SD Hojo form)
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 13:44 Central Time
  • Message:

      Actually, it's an old 1920s or 30s Jazz song ... I have a recording of it that's a heckuva lot too old to have been inspired by Evangelion ... but the EVA version is my fave!! (*beam*) I listen to this song so much, it's almost my theme song!!

      Yuna: (thinks: Like Cruel Angel's Thesis is Shinobi's theme song?)

      Yeah, exac-- waitaminnit, I forgot to turn the volume down on your thoughts!

      Yuna: (thinks: Oh dammi--)

      (*Yuna's thought volume is down to a safely ignorable level now ^o^*)

     
Subject: re: Cafe...for sale...?
  • Name: Cid, Vincent
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 14:2 Central Time
  • Message:

      Cid: Eh ... sure you can live upstairs and keep your job. I don't see why not! I mean, Vincent's cooking tastes like shit.

      Vincent: .....

      Cid: And besides, we already live somewhere else.

      Vincent: Cid ... we've been living in the EGC park. I've been hanging upside down from one of the trees and you've been sleeping on one of the benches ...

      Cid: So what? We've managed this long, ne? ^_-

      Vincent: .....

      Cid: Soooo ... is it a deal? (*grin*)

     
Subject: OW!
  • Name: S'kean
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 14:7 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Pokes his head through the hole* What in the g-darn heck was that for! Here I'm just investigating the mysterious appearance of produce in MY refrigerator, and now I've got people smacking me around.. Don't make me come in there!

     
Subject: Oro???@^@
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 14:21 Central Time
  • Message:

      *The Jen-gumi all sweatdrop*

      Yumi:Do you know what the hell is going on?!0_o

      Jen-chan:Not a clue Yumi...*sweatdrop*^^;

      *the entire group sweatdrops at the chatroom madness*

      Jen-chan:This is..weird..^^;

      Yumi:You said it....0_o

      Jen-chan:*rubs her eyes*Lets go get some ice cream.

      All:*shrug*ok.

     
Subject: hmmm... that's shoudln't be...
  • Name: Shinobi
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 14:45 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Shinobi saunters into the room, as per usual*

      Shinobi:  I'm baaaaaaack! And with something of a vengance, i believe... Hmmmm... watermelons and subspace holes, eh? Subspace acting up again?!  Thank gawd it ain't more spiders, right?

      Lyric: i remember that little jaunt...

      Plant: ... (*thinks* A black hole behind a watermelon? Is it time already?)

      Bub: Grrrrr....? *Pokes subspace hole*

      Shinobi: Hey! Bub, get your hand offa that, you never know WHAT could come out... though there is a slightly attractive girl behind there... *Glances at S'kean* Well, now, lets have a look at that... hmmm... *Reaches through, trying not to grope anyone*

      Odd day, that's for sure... hey, i get Cruel Angel's Thesis?! *Starry eyed look* Wow... that's a good song *Grin*

     
Subject: re: hmmm... that's shoudln't be...
  • Name: S'kean
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 14:51 Central Time
  • Message:

      *actually picks up the watermelon*


      What's so dang special about this thing, anyway? And don't get any zombie crud in my fridge, dammit!

     
Subject: re: re: hmmm... that's shoudln't be...
  • Name: 4 Really lost guys...
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 16:27 Central Time
  • Message:

      Jay: ......... *Sweatdrop*

      Ken: *Mouth hangs open* uh.... WHAT THE HEC---

      Sou: My feelings exactly dear Ken...

      Jay: ..........

      Sorata:...... WELL SAY SOMETHING DAMMIT!!! O_O

      Jay: ...who me?

      All: YEAH! >_<

      Jay: ... Well, I was gonna say that we were back... but... that wouldn´t fit here would it now? Hmhmm... Subspace holes with cute girls inside??? *Smirk*
      (Sudenlly thinks about a certain someone)
      *Laughs* I guess not... ^-^

      All: *Confused Ignorant Sweatdrop*

      Jay: ^^; What?!?

      Anyways.... This is very DAMN weird... ne?

      Sorata:...... I never DID like watermelons...

      Sou: They are ok I guess...

      Ken: *Mouth Still hanging open* .... Subspace full... of.. girls...

      All: *think think think*

      ***Narrator: Man this guys are SLOW!***

      All: SHUTTAP!

      Sou: One cannot refuse such an offer, it would be dumb, and not good for our health... *shrug*

      Jay: HEY! Im just here to investigate!

      All: Yeah right...

      **All sit down to think what to do, waiting for Shinobi to do something...***

     
Subject: More Great Adventures of Cid and Skuld
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 16:34 Central Time
  • Message:

      Ooooh! I can't wait for Slayers: The Movie to come out. It's a shame that Lisa Ortiz won't be playing Lina in the dub, though.

      Skuld: Don't forget about me!

      Don't worry, Skuld... I know you're here. Why don't you go bug Cid for some ice cream or something?

      ~Skuld's face lights up~

      Skuld: Oh Mr. Ci-id! I want some ice cream!

      Cid: Oh, @#$%! It's that kid again!

      ~Belldandy appears next to Cid~

      Belldandy: Mr. Cid, don't you remember what happened last time? Please don't call my little sister a kid. I'm afraid this time she might send her next Banpei model after you.

      ~Belldandy disappears~

      Cid: @#$$!

      ~Skuld goes over to Cid~


      But what happened...? Wait till next time to find out!!! ;)

     
Subject: re: re: re: hmmm... that's shoudln't be...
  • Name: S'kean
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 16:55 Central Time
  • Message:

      *S'kean, that illustrious hunter of bounty pokes his head through a subspace hole to bring the lost fellows up to speed*

      S'kean : Basically, subspace seems to be acting up, leaving me with this Genesis Watermelon and a hole leading into some sort of girls' room in my refrigerator. Shinobi and his cohorts are over there...

      *points to Shinobi, Lyric and Bub*

      ... Investigating my home for further.. ahem.. problems. Or, they really just popped in out of nowhere, leaving me about as confused as you. Capiche?

     
Subject: re: Poor watermelon
  • Name: Shinobi
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 17:36 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Shinobi eye's the fridge distrustfully*

      Lyric: Well, how's the problem coming? i wanna bother Skuld about this mecha design....

      Shinobi: Its an odd hole... gimme a bit *Glances through the hole*

      Girl: ECCHI! *hits him*

      Shinobi: Ow ow ow ow... *Rubs head* Remind me not to do that again... The problem seems to be.... errrr... *Waves something that beeps at the watermelon* Its related to the watermelon... That's the only thing a geiger counter from the late 50's can tell me... *indicates a collection of odd tools and etc* They aren't really the best, but i get by, i really do...

      Bub: Heeeellloooo AAAAuuunnnttt EEEEiiiilleeeennneee......

      Lyric: Why does he keep saying that?

      Plant: ... (*thinks* Greetings Brother Watermelon, is it time?)

      Finally, a string!  Yes, this makes me happy... why not?

      *Does the regretablly forgotten YYYUUUMMMIII~~~~SSSAAAMMMAAA!!! Cheer, and SD Salute*

     
Subject: Enter Floyd, the Robot
  • Name: S'Kean
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 17:47 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Grimaces at Shinobi*

      S'Kean: Haven't we learned NOT to poke body parts through the hole?

      *a small, gold robot that resembles a dustbuster with legs skitters in*

      S'Kean: Floyd! Where've you been?

      Floyd: Oh, here and there.. I've been getting strange readings coming from your refrigerator, sir.

      S'Kean: Oh thank you so MUCH, Floyd for the news report! Does it LOOK normal in here?

      Floyd: Well, no sir, I suppose it doesn't.

     
Subject: re: Enter Floyd, the Robot
  • Name: Shinobi
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 18:34 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Shinobi nurses the knot on his head, while still eyeing the fridge with concern*

      Shinobi: Good to see i got some evidence on my side... eyes subspace hole... Now that's something you don't see every day... or if your Emiko, Eric, or nother DCD officer, you probably do... hmmm... waitasec! I wonder if Aoi or Mouse left anything behind equipment-wise from their break-on of the DCD HQ... *Begins to rummage through DCD realted stuff*

      Lyric: Better hope nobody catches you with that stuff...

      Shinobi: Don't worry, it isn't mine...

      Plant: ... (*thinks* ummm... since when was THAT a good rationalization?)

      Shinobi: *attaches mysterious device to convenient mysterious weapon* Hmmmm... Lesse what this does... *Aims weapon at hole* 

      *ZZZZZAAAAAPPP!!!! *

      Shinobi: *glances at the gun* hmmmm... so THAT'S what this does! And the subspace hole is...?

      what happened to the hole when Genesis dimensional tech is used?  Tune in same EGC-time, same EGC-channel!

     
Subject: The Doctor is IN
  • Name: The Eighth Dwarf
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 20:36 Central Time
  • Message:

      *filling out a form* ...ok, I guess that's the last of the patients today. Man, this secretarial stuff is a pain in the butt. I might as well have gone to school.

      Sleepy: *yawn* I dunno, I really like this place.

      Sneezy: *ACHOO* Ah, you just like it because, *ACHOO* excuse me...because you get to slack off.

      Sleepy: *zzzzz*...say what? Is that what you call it, slacking off? I prefer to be called a researcher of sleep mechanics...*zzzzz*

      Amazing. He's actually more intelligent asleep than awake.

      Sneezy: I swear...Doc's got some nerve putting his own brothers in minimum wage occupations...*ACHOO!*...me, a receptionist! And next to the darn flowers, no less!

      Aw, c'mon...I think it's much better than the coal mines, or whatever mines they were. But I admit, it is kind of monotonous in here...all the patients so far have been lawyers diagnosed with severe brain damage, caused by an enigma known only as "Jen-ch an" brutalizing them with various large, blunt objects.

      Sleepy: *talking in sleep* Sounds pretty dangerous...

      That's not the worst of it. After Doc cured them all - that fact is pretty scary too - they all said they were going to sue her...together. I don't know about you, but I'd rather be beaten by a baseball bat or a mallet than get sued by a dozen lawyers. Question is, why did they come hear, and not to Nana instead? She heals people for free, and she has a 100% success rate, no less! (For the record, that's about 70% more than Doc can boast of...)

      Sneezy: *by now having gone through 10 whole tissue boxes* I suspect that Nana not charging money frightens them somehow...it's not normal to them...*ACHOO!!*...where exactly does one buy tissue in here, anyway?

      Well, enough about lawyers...hey, did you ever notice that when the Japanese pronounce "Sailor V", it sounds almost identical to the pronunciation of "C'est la vie"? Coincidence?

      (*A nearby clock alarm goes off*)

      Sneezy: *ACH--!* Well, guess that's the end of our shift! *Grabs Sleepy and runs out the door, dragging his befuddled bro all the way*

      *sigh* You can always count on family to stick together...

      Doc: *coming out of his office, grumbling* What a day, what a day...

      (*Dopey follows Doc out of the office, carrying and tripping over files, papers, medical tools, etc.*)

      Yo, Doc...

      Doc: Huh? Oh, you. Heh, MOST people with sidekicks are lucky. Emiko has Mai. Chatty has Yuna. Jen-chan has Yumi. Sigfried has Roy...or is it the other way around?

      OK, I see where you're going, but what's your point?

      Doc: The point is, MOST sidekicks have some inkling of intelligence, and are mildly interesting. But MY sidekick...*Dopey accidentally spills a vat of biological waste on himself, then proceeds to run panicking into the nearest wall, as the waste continues to melt his features* Need I say more?

      Well, he IS interesting, ne?

      Doc: MOST fictional people are written by competent authors, but I, I'm as consistent as a Clinton testimony. I have to be characterized by THIS guy, and...

      Hey! Now wait a second!

      Doc: *sigh* My brothers make a living mining coal, or whatever it is, and they live in the woodland equivalent of a shack. And I LIVE WITH THEM! A doctor living in a shack with seven roomates...it's unheard of! Preposterous!

      Um...

      Doc: *whimper* I'm a certified physician, and I barely make enough in a month to buy groceries for myself. I've done nothing in my life...couldn't even get rid of a silly poison apple. Do you know it's been almost half a century since I got my do ctorate? I'm OLD!!! Plain frickin' OLD!!!

      Uh, Doc...

      Doc: You don't know what it's like...*sob*...to have had such promise, and then to end up...*sniff*...as a hack doctor in old age whose only customers are lawyers. Lawyers...LAWYERS! The horror, the horror!!! *Breaks down in hysterical weeping*

      (*Dopey reappears on the scene, waving happily until quickly and conveniently falling out a window and disposing himself in the nearest dumpster, which is promptly emptied into a passing EGC Garbage truck. Doc takes no notice, and continues with aforemen tioned hysterical weeping*)

      ...is there, um, a doctor in the house?

     
Subject: Dopey's adventures
  • Name: Generic narrator
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 21:39 Central Time
  • Message:

      (*Dopey, having by his own wisdom - or lack thereof - dropped himself in a stench-filled garbage truck, succeeds in grabbing a passing telephone pole while the truck maintains a hold on the rest of his body. The result is that Dopey, that silly dwarf, is catapulted out of the truck and careens into a strange-looking hole.*)

      (*Time passes, and Dopey finds himself floating in a void littered with huge mallets, misplaced left socks, vats of Crystal Pepsi, a single Elvis, and the occasional official-looking paper marked things like "The Truth Behind JFK" and "Area 51". Not quit e aware of the fact that he is floating, Dopey begins to run in place, oblivious to the fact that he is running IN PLACE. In time, he reaches a peculiar hole similar to the one he used to enter this place, due more to cosmic wind than to any actual effor t of his. He pushes his hands through single-mindedly, and...*)

      Girl: ECCHI! *slap slap slap*

      (*Dopey continues to feel around and, of course, does not get the hint.*)

      Girl: *slap slap slap* HENTAI! *kick punch kick*

      (*After so much punishment, Dopey loses consciousness and abruptly falls unto the lap of an shocked, confused, and very angry lady*)

      Girl: *whap* Sukebe! *continues domestically abusing the now prone Dopey*

      Meanwhile, in the waiting room of an empty clinic...

      Doc: *sob* Only 75 terrims today...stupid con artist lawyers *whimper*

      Eh, it'll be alright, or something *pat pat*

      Doc: ...and I looked in the mirror today and realized I was pretty fat! *sniff*

      *sigh* Nana, help! *notices narrator* Hey, what's the big idea, leaving me alone with this freak, *Doc sobs* err, tortured soul? Couldn't you have had the decency to bail me out *Doc wails* um, I mean, help me comfort him?

      (*Hey, I have my own agenda. I don't have to follow you around and comment on every little detail of your insignificant existences, you know.*)

      Actually, I thought that was the whole point of being a third-person narrator. That IS what you get paid for, right?

      (*......*)

      Well, never mind that, and help me out here...see, I haven't seen Dopey in a while, and I have the feeling he's gotten into some trouble again, the little dork...

      (*You have no idea. Believe me, you don't.*)

Sorry about that, just had to tie in my writing with the string somehow. Oh well, que sera que sera (or is it que sera sera?). Ta ta for now ^_^

 
Subject: Deal! (but you can stay too..)
  • Name: The Girls at Fantasy Land
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Aug 27, 98 at 22:29 Central Time
  • Message:

      Mieke: Hai!, It's a deal.

      Naina: But you know something Cid and Vincent...? There's space for living in downstairs too...*grin*

      Mieke: *whispers* If you don't get mad if little Nana sometimes cries at night. ...hmm.. Or Naina got one one of those stupid ideas of hers and tries to do something she can't...

      Naina: Onee-san! I AM a certified magic-user! ...not as good as Yumi-sama *get stars in her eyes* .... ahem..anyway.. Welcome, Cid & Vincent, The New Owners of the Cafe-Mieke..

      Mieke: oh..maybe you change the name, ne?

      Naina: where's Yosei...?

      Mieke: I think she went looking for other faeries...

      Naina: That little silly...They're so FAR away... *starts preparing a spell*

      Mieke: Naina! You have NEVER done that one succesfully...and now that sub-space...

      Naina: *between grinned teeth* Onee-san...shut...your...mouth...

      *suddenly a strange black hole is forming behind Naina*

      Mieke: Naina!! Look out!

      *before the black hole reaches Naina, she disappers in a blue flash...*

      Mieke: NANI??? It worked?? Naina..?

      *unnoticed to Mieke, the black hole is moving close to her...*

     
Subject: Hmmm...
  • Name: S'Kean
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 5:10 Central Time
  • Message:

      S'Kean: You know.. *peering through one of the many opening and closing holes, seeing confused dwarves, a vampire, an angry, ANGRY man with a spear and mallets (loads of 'em)* I think this subspace thing might be more serious than I th ought, Floyd.

      Floyd: Very clever deduction, sir.

      S'Kean: Don't get snippy with me, Floyd.

     
Subject: The Watermelon
  • Name: Genesis Crew
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 6:18 Central Time
  • Message:

      Mai: Waah, Shinobi-saan! That's _MY_ watermewon! ;_;

      Emiko: Funny, I don't remember you ever getting that watermelon, kawaii-chan..

      Mai: Hai hai! ^-^ I got it two days ago while I was selling cookies!

      Emiko: *scratch scratch* Really? Where'd you get it from?

      Mai: Ohh...that dark and omnimous castle over there *points a "The Dark and Omnimous" castle.

      Emiko: *big sweat drop* I see........ ^^6

      Mai: I gave the butler a batch of my cookies, and (wai!) they gave me a BIIIG watermewon! ^-^ It was so big, I could barely fit it into my subspace pocket! ^.^

      Emiko: Subspace pocket, huh? (bigger sweatdrop)

      Mai: Hai! and, and, and then he told me to watch out for subspace girls..I didn't know what he was talking about, so I just hugged him and left! ^_^

      Emiko: *smacks forehead* Why didn't you tell me this before?

      Mai: Gomen nasai!! ;_;

      Emiko: *sigh*...Okay, so subspace is really screwed up, and a very strange watermelon, "The Dark and Omnimous," and a subspace girl has something to do with this, huh?

      Mai: Hai!!

      Emiko: Well! There's only one thing to do in cases like this! ^_^

      Mai: Waaah!

      Emiko: That's right! *pause* GO ON VACATION!!!! *puts suitcases down*

      *EGC all sweatdrops*

      Emiko: Everything in order, Mai?

      Mai: Finished checking list, sensei!

      *entire Genesis crew appears behind her*

      Izumi: Why is it that every time Ian-san goes on vacation, _we_ have to go on vacation? O_o

      Emiko: *muffled voice* because he's our aaagent...

      Eric: So how long is it this time?

      Emiko: All the way till September 9th! ^_^ So we got a week and a half to goof off!! ^O^

      Eric: Why not? With Ian-san gone I guess there are no rules around here, ne? ^_^ Ikuzo!

      *all the characters take off*

      Emiko: Bye bye everybody! Please take care of that subspace problem while we're gone, ne? ^_^

      Eric: We're sorry we can't help out, but Ian's taking a hike till Sept 9th. :oP

      Mai: Bai bai!!! ^o^ *runs around and hugs everybody*

      Ian: Yes, I'm really gone until September 9th, so behave while I'm gone, ne? ^_^ Sayonara minna-san!

     
Subject: Cold and all alone...
  • Name: S'Kean
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 7:4 Central Time
  • Message:

      Floyd: Hmm.. suddenly, I feel abandoned...

      S'Kean: Shut up, Floyd. There's a doins' transpirin'! Remember, there's a lot of big chunks of subspace floating about with odd things in them.

      Floyd: Fine then, I guess my feelings just don't matter.

      *Floyd skitters away sniffling, as much as a robot shaped like a dustbuster with legs CAN sniffle, anyway*

      Will the subsace problems be righted? Is the watermelon more than it seems? Is there peanut butter at the core of the moon? All this and more in our next installment - "Kumquats of Fire" or "A Fridge too Far!"

     
Subject: *sweatdrop*^^;
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 9:28 Central Time
  • Message:

      Jen-chan:I am totally confused ^^;Actually,I USED to be confused,but now I'm even more confused.

      Jen-chan:*sweatdrop*Soo...

      Yumi:soo..

      Misato:soo..

      Girl:soo...

      Pen-pen:quark....

      Shinji:soo..

      Maya:soo..

      Jen-chan:HEY!!How'd Shinji and Maya get here?;_;

      Maya:There was this little hole thingie....big and black..you know...BLACK.

      Jen-chan:-_-;;;

      Shinji:Yeah,it was BLACK and ROUND.Round,circle shaped...

      Misato:*sweatdrops*...So your saying you came through a giant _ROUND_ black hole?

      Shinji & Maya:Yup.^_^

      All:*sigh*..-_-;

      Shinji:*slumps*.....

      Jen-chan:*sweatdrop*DAMMNIT SHINJI!DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO KEEP YOUR SOUL AND STOP LEAVING IT EVERYWHERE?!

      Shinji:*sweadrop*gomen..I went to Mcdonalds and I lost it again...^^;

      *slaps her forehead*The Mcdonalds..oh brother...-_-;

      Maya:*talking to Yumi*Yup,it was big and ROUND,very very BLACK.

      Shinji:....Anyone have any ice cream?

      Jen-chan:*frustrated sweatdrop*..

      Pen-Pen:QUUUARRRKK!*waddle waddle*

      Lawyer:*pops up*Don't u think you have a little TOO many characters here?

      Jen-chan:YOU AGAIN!???!!

      Lawyer:*slaps a ticket on her forehead*I'll see you in court.

      Jen-chan:*looks at ticket*Over-usage in other demensional characters?!0_0

      Lawyer:*waddling over to Chatty*hmm..over usage of FF7 characters,donca think?

      Jen-chan:COURT!?>_<

      *suddenly another ticket gets slapped on her forehead*

      Jen-chan:TOO EXTENDED CHATROOM POSTINGS?!OH IT IS ON!>_<

     
Subject: re: *sweatdrop*^^;
  • Name: S'Kean
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 9:59 Central Time
  • Message:

      *Floyd skitters back in, holding some bizarre beeping device*

      Floyd: S'Kean!

      S'Kean: What could you POSSIBLY want NOW?

      Floyd: Well FINE, Mr. Cheery! I WON'T tell you how I'm picking up strange readings! I WON'T tell you how some entities have begun transversing dimensions using these holes..

      S'Kean: *eyes wide* WHAT????

      Floyd: I'm picking up signatures everywhere, characters that should never have come into contact with other characters are colliding left and right! It's chaos! I have NO idea what's going to happen next!

      Strange Voice: Hi there!

      S'Kean: *jumps* Aieee! Who the hell are you????

      Yes, who the hell is THAT? Find out in the next exciting installment, "Mayhem an' Mashed Potatoes" or "Oh my GOD! It's Backing UP!"

     
Subject: Um...
  • Name: Nadia
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 11:2 Central Time
  • Message:

      Skuld: When did this big ol' watermelon appear?

      Belldandy: It belongs to Mai-chan, Skuld. I guess she left it here when they left for vacation.

      Skuld: Oh.

      Belldandy: By the way, sis, whatever happened between you and Mr. Cid?

      ~Skuld blushes~

      Skuld: Well, um... He wouldn't stop calling me a kid! So I threw a Skuld bomb at him! He's at some place called Costa Del Sol taking a vacation from me. Maybe I should go down and see him! ;)

      ~Urd appears~

      Urd: Belldandy, what is that little brat doing now? Bugging some poor guy?

      Skuld: Butt out, Urd! You have no idea what's going on!

      Urd: You're right, I don't. But I always get involved when there's a man involved! I'm going down to Costa Del Sol myself. ;)

      ~Urd vanishes~

      Skuld: Urd! Wait for me! Bye, onee-sama!

      ~Skuld vanishes~

      Poor Cid, huh? He has no clue what's gonna hit him...

     
Subject: Uh oh, Arashi is neurotic again...
  • Name: ?¿?¿?¿?¿
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 11:29 Central Time
  • Message:

      In a hurry, no time for font colors... Gomen ne! ^^;;

      ***FzzzzZZZZZzzz***

      Sorata: zzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzZZZzzzz.... ~_~

      *A strange figure kicks Sorata*

      Arashi: WAKE UP YOU LAZY @%$!&!!!

      Sorata: zzzzzzzzzz....

      Arashi: THIS IS A CRISIS!!!! NOT ONLY IS THE EARTH IN DANGER, BUT EVERY DIMENTION YOU JERK! *Sighs and walks away* ...geez, I had to be in love with such---

      Sorata: *Pops up behind her* DID YA SAY YOU LOVE ME?!?! ^_^

      *Sorata gets punched on the face*

      Arashi: ..... *blush*

      Jay/Ken/Sou: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, she´s SOOOO sweet!!! ^-^

      Arashi: *grrrrrrrr* WHAT ARE YOU 3 DOING?!?! >_<;;

      Jay/Ken/Sou: ^^;; Cheking the TV???

      Arashi: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *Blasts the 3 inside a house nearby*

      Jay/Ken/Sou: X_X;;;;; GOMEN NE!!! GOMEN NE!!! *Bow bow bow*

      Arashi: *Fustrated*

      Sorata: *little hearts fly around his head* SHE LOVES ME!!! ^__^

      Arashi: uhg....

     
Subject: GRRRAAHHHH!!SHINJI!!!>_<
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 12:8 Central Time
  • Message:

      *the Jen group is searching for Shinji's soul at a nearby Mcdonalds*

      Jen-chan:It was YOUR responsibility Shinji!And WHY THE HELL DID YOU GO TO MCDONALDS?!>_<

      Shinji:They had a *sniff*sale on...cheeseburgers...

      Misato:heehee..Jen-chan acts like Asuka ^o^

      Asuka:DUMMKOPF!I HEARD THAT!>_<

      Maya:*looks around*This is a place to eat?Very interesting...*jots something down in her NERV laptop*

      Pen-pen:*searching the nearby Mcdonalds garbage for scraps*

      ShinjiWHERE'S MY SOUUUULLLLL?!

      Maya:*suggestive*Maybe they are in the crispy chicken nuggets....?

      Jen-chan:*sigh*All these Evangelion characters..-_-;

      Misato:*flirting with a nearby cashier*REALLY?!You have ice cream?Could you get me some?

      Shinji:*jumps into the grabage dumpster*SOOOUULL!?SOOUUULLL!?WHERE ARE YOOUU?!

      Pen-Pen:QUUARRRRRRKKKK!!*jumps out*

      Misato:REALLY?!You get hamburgers on double shifts?I NEVER knew that!*_*

      Maya:*a seagull is perched on top of he head*interesting..*scribble scribble*

      Seagull:SQQUUUUUAAAWWWWWWWWWWKKK!!!!*flap flap*

      Pen-pen:QUUUUUUUUUUARRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!!!!!!>_<

      Shinji:*looks at a girl*Do you know where my soul is?

      Girl:HENTAIIIII!!!*slaps him*

      (*laughs*Poor poor Shinji ^_-Find out what happens on the next posting!)

     
Subject: What NOW???? (The aforementioned Mayhem and Mashed Potatoes)
  • Name: S'Kean
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 12:47 Central Time
  • Message:

      *S'Kean stares flabbergasted at the new arrival to his cruiser class ship, a man, holding a spear, dressed in what could best be described as.. medieval armour!*

      S'Kean: Who the HELL are YOU?

      Stranger: My name's Fink! I'm a lancer in the army of the White Lion!

      S'Kean: Aaargh! I've got some wacko in my kitchen with a zombie and a talking computer book thingie... a vaguely mysterious watermelon... countless pockets of a sub-dimensional nexus floating about.. and now THIS? What next? A giant hip-

      Floyd: Umm, sir..

      S'Kean: WHAT? WHAT? A THOUSAND TIMES.. W H A T?

      Floyd: Well.. I hate to bother you with such trivialities, but.. according to this... if the cause of these holes isn't determined and fixed soon.. subspace could collapse, forever eliminating any possibility of travel between dimensions..

      S'Kean: GREAT! JUST BLOODY GREAT!

      Floyd: I could be wrong though, sir.

      S'Kean: Really?

      Floyd: Yes, the multiverse could simply cease to exist!

      *Floyd attempts a cheery smile*

      S'Kean:

      WHAT??

      Dammit, dammit, dammit!!! Why me? All right.. you.. *points to Fink* Lancer-boy...

      Fink: That's Fink, odd looking sir.

      S'Kean: FINE! WHATEVER! Just SIT THERE and DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING! I'm going to find Shinobi! *S'Kean storms into the kitchen*

      Floyd: Don't mind him.. something's always getting his panties in a wad.

      S'Kean: I HEARD THAT!

      Whew.. that was a long one! ^_^

     
Subject: re: What NOW???? (The aforementioned Mayhem and Mashed Potatoes)
  • Name: Shinji-kun(and Jen-chan)
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 13:13 Central Time
  • Message:

      Shinji:*runs up to S'kean*Do you know where my soul is?;_;

      Jen-chan:*sweatdrops*Shinji..stop tugging on S'Kean's shirt..^^;

      Maya:stares at S'kean*INTERESTING!VERY INTERESTING!*scribbles something in her notebook*

      Misato:heeeellloooo!*dragging a Mcdonalds cashier behind her* *_*

      Pen-Pen:*waddle waddle*QUUUARRKKK!!!!!!!!^-^

      Jen-chan:*sighs*All these Evangelion characters have seemed to jump out of pocketspace..-_-;

      Maya:Hai!We came through a BIG ROUND BLACK hole.I mean it was CIRCLEY ROUND.and BLACKISH BLACK.VERY VERY BLACK.^_^

      Shinji:*searches around the ship*SOUL-SSSSAAAANN!!!!!!

      jen-chan:*sweatdrops*Have any room for us?^^;

     
Subject: re: re: What NOW???? (The aforementioned Mayhem and Mashed Potatoes)
  • Name: Floyd the Robot (S'Kean is looking for Shinobi!)
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 14:2 Central Time
  • Message:

      Floyd: Wonderful, more new arrivals.. this cruiser is getting more cramped by the minute.. err..

      *watches S'Kean run off elsewhere in the ship*

      Floyd: If you'll all just sit tight in here with that nice fellow in the armour over there...

      Fink: Hello!

      Floyd: Yes.. er.. if you'll all just be patient.. we can try to get this hole.. er.. whole thing straightened out. Now.. you say you fell through a black hole.. that seems to be happening a lot today.. and you're looking for your.. your soul, eh?

      *Floyd thinks for a while*

      Floyd: Well.. I.. I don't think I can help you there.. but.. would you like some refreshments?

      Fink: I'd love a mug of ale!

      Floyd: NOT YOU, YOU NITWIT! *grumblegrumbleicystareofdeathgrumble*

      Fink: *sniffle* Now you've gone and hurt my feelings.

      Will Shinji ever find his soul? It doesn't look good. Will S'Kean's cruiser be able to accomodate all the stranded dimensional travellers? Or will it become too heavy and spin into the nearest sun, causing them all a horrible, horrible burning death in which they will be incinerated before they can blink and their insides will melt and.. oh.. er.. excuse me.. STAY TUNED! ^_-

     
Subject: re: re: re: What NOW???? (The aforementioned Mayhem and Mashed Potatoes)
  • Name: Jen-chan(*sigh*Still with Shinji looking for his soul -_-)
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 14:59 Central Time
  • Message:

      Shinji:*searching around the entire ship for his soul*SOOOOUUUUULL!!!!!!!!!!!!>_<

      Jen-chan:Umm..Arigatou,and um...Shinji is kind of *makes the wacko sign* but its really true he's looking for his soul or "essence or whatever" He loses it almost every five minutes >_<

      Maya:*looking around*and WHAT do you call this VERY primitive way of transportation?*pushes her glasses back*

      Pen-Pen:*is currently trying o snag tuna*QUUUARRRKKKKKK!!!!^_^

      Jen-chan:So,could someone explain this pocketspace-subspace thingie?

      Maya:WELL,Its very BLACKISH BLACK.The hole was circley ROUND and--

      All:We know.We know -_-

      Shinji:*peeks through a keyhole looking for his soul*

      Girl:YOU AGAIN??!!!

      Shinji:Oh crap..^^;

      *SLAP!WHACK!*

      Misato:WHEEE!LOOKEE!ITS THE...water..I guess *_*

      Mcdonalds Cashier:*is currently being dragged along by Misato*X_X

      Jen-chan:*sweatdrop*^^;



      (Will Shinji EVER find his soul?Will Misato STOP dragging innocent Mcdonald's cashiers?Will Maya stop talking about a circley round thinge?Will-)

      Jen-chan:*ahem*>_<

      (Sorry ^^;)

     
Subject: re: re: re: re: What NOW???? (The aforementioned Mayhem and Mashed Potatoes)
  • Name: Floyd the Robot
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 15:30 Central Time
  • Message:

      Ship's Computer: I am NOT primitive! Do you have a subspace drive in YOUR engine room? Do YOU have a Thradium enforced hull? Can you travel faster than the speed of light? Hmmmmmm?

      Floyd: What is it, Computer? You can't have just turned on communications to complain.

      Ship's Computer: Well no I didn't, Floyd. A hole in subspace has opened directly in front of our ship. Entry in 1 minute, 20 seconds. Buh bye!

      Floyd: 0_o

      Fink: What's wrong with the strange metal man?

      This is bad! This is worse than bad! This is.. not good! We're being sucked into subspace! *shouts at Shinji, who is still wandering about* WOULD YOU SIT DOWN ALREADY! WE ARE IN A CRISIS! *grumbles* =_=

      Floyd: I'd be hyperventilating if I had lungs...

      Okay.. so they're going into subspace.. whoop de friggin' doo.. Like we didn't see THAT coming a mile away.. (Note: The narrator has become far too cynical and has been.. "relieved" of his duties.) Stay tuned! ^_^

     
Subject: "Spudspace"?!
  • Name: Cid, Vincent, Chatty (SD Hojo form) ... and your worst nightmare ...
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 15:33 Central Time
  • Message:

      Spammit ... all this crud with subspace ... ah well, mayhaps this is the Master String. In any case, I gotta get Cid and Vincent back, ne?

      (*pulls out a scissor and cuts a round, black, circle-y kind of hole in the existential fabric of the EGC Pocket Universe [a.k.a., the Chatroom]*)

      Hai, that was utterly useless, considering I just got this scissors from subspace anyway ... oh well.

      (*reaches in and pulls out Cid*)

      Cid: @#$%! This is a damned screwy string ... first, I get sucked into spudspace or whatever you call it. Then I get sucked back out into Costa Del Sol. Then I get sucked back in and you pull me out. What the hell is going on?!

      (*wrings labcoat*) I dunno. This never happened when I travelled dimensions ...

      Cid: And I lost my @#$%in' spear!!

      Oh, right. Let's see what I can do about that ... (*reaches in and pulls out Yuna*)

      Yuna: Hehehe ... "Hello Aunt Eileen" ...

      Ack, you're not Cid's spear ...

      Yuna: Cid's spear? Hehehe ...

      Cid: Oh shit ...

      (*Cid shoves Yuna back in subspace*)

      Err ... arigato, Cid-san.

      Cid: Don't mention it. (*lights a cigarette*)

      Whatever. (*reaches in and pulls out SD Vincent*)

      SD Vincent: I'm not a vampire!! I'm a tragically experimented-on mystic hero-type guy!! I get killer lines, like Shinobi!!

      Oooookay ... hey, did you guys know that the Fantasy Land Girls finalized the agreement? You now own the Cafe-Mieke!

      SD Vincent: YAY! I heard it through one of the subspace holes!! And Cid and I were talkin' 'bout it and we're gonna keep callin' it the Cafe-Mieke!!

      Cid: Well, it's more original than "The EGC Cafe" ... (*puffs on cigarette*) And stop that @#$%in' SD gag, Vince ... it's getting pretty damn old ...

      SD Vincent: Like you?

      Cid: Dammit! I'm not that old!

      Hey!! None of that!! This post is long enough as it is!

      SD Vincent: Party pooper. (*he ... uh ... un-SD-ifies ^^;;*)

      That's better.

      Vincent: .....

      (*Chatty reaches in and pulls out ... a winged anteater?*)

      Cid: What the hell is that?!

      I don't know. But it's kind of cute. I think I'll keep it!

      Vincent: ..... um ... it's not usually a good idea to keep things found floating about in subspace ...

      (*shrugs*) If it causes problems, I'll put it back. Okay?

      Vincent: ..... (*nods*)

      (*A lawyer approaches*)

      Lawyer: Hey, you've got too many FFVII characters running about here.

      Hey, don't sue me for that. I've got nothing against lawyers ... unless your name starts with "I" and ends in "RENE" ...

      Irene: Hey, how'd you guess?

      ACK!! Quick, before she talks our ears off! (*shoves Irene the Lawyer into subspace*)

      Cid: I *still* don't have my damn spear.

      Gomen nasai, Cid-san. Guess you'll have to use this. (*hands him the Mop*)

      Cid: Oh joy. The @#$%in' Mop.

      Hey, at least it's not the Super HappyBall. ^_-

      Note: If you don't know what the heck this Winged Anteater thing is about, go read Evanjellydonut. As for the "Irene" thing, that's a generic name for any lawyer that talks too much out of court. Believe me, you'd rather be sued than be a captive audience to one of those ...

     
Subject: NOOO!!!!0_0
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 16:23 Central Time
  • Message:

      Shinji:NOOOO!!!I DON'T WANNA DIE!!I WANT MY SOULLLLL!!!!!!>_<

      Jen-chan:We're bring sucked into subspace?!0_0

      *suddenly on the ship the "stay calm and buckle your seatbelt" sign appears*

      Misato:SCREW THE SIGN!WE'RE GONNA DIE!@_@

      Pen-pen:QUUUUUUUUUUUARRRRRRRKKKKKK!!!*flaps widily*

      Jen-chan:everyone,STAY CALM!^_^;;

      All:*stare at her in disbelief*STAY CALM!?!?!@^@

      Jen-chan:ok,ok..*mumble*Everyone act like scared maniacs then!*pouts*

      Everyone:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0_0

      Lawyer:AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

      All:*stare at the Lawyer*AHHHHHHH!!!!!@_@

      Pen-pen:QUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKK!!!@^@

      (So WHAT will happen next,hmm?Will the 2 groups be sucked into--)

      Misato:SHUDDAAAPPPP!!!>_<

     
Subject: re: NOOO!!!!0_0
  • Name: S'Kean
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 16:42 Central Time
  • Message:

      S'Kean: *rushes in* Ah shit! Who are all you people! Ah.. nevermind! Everyone stay calm.. we are NOT going to die! Just brace for subspace travel! Computer!

      Ship's Computer: Yes, Oh Irate One?

      S'Kean: Prepare all systems for subspace... turn off all power to main drives and divert auxilliary power to life support!

      Floyd: What about the coffee maker?

      S'Kean: Yeah.. keep the coffee maker going!

      Ship's Computer: Whatever you say, Snugglebunny!

      S'Kean: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

      Floyd: Snugglebunny?

      S'Kean: QUIET!

      Ship's Computer: Subspace entry in 10.. 9.. 8.. 7.. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1... entering subspace NOW!

      Floyd: AAAAAAAAHHHH!

      S'Kean: AAAAAAHHHHH!

      Ship's Computer: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

      Fink: *shrugs* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

      Hi.. I'm the new narrator... *clears throat* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

     
Subject: AHHHHHHH!!!!@^@
  • Name: Jen-chan
  • Time of Entry: Fri Aug 28, 98 at 17:22 Central Time
  • Message:

      Jen-chan:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

      Misato:AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

      Shinji:AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

      Maya:AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!@^@

      Pen-pen:QUUUUUUUUUUARRRRRRK!!!!!!!!!!0_0

      (I know I know,what a terrible waste of space ^o^)

     

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