o/~ Sora bakkari mitte ite o/~
A continuation of this string of events...


*Kamino Koe walks down a street in the middle of downtown EGC, his arms full of packages. As you may remember, from the neck up, he looks like this-- unruly black hair, bat wings sprouting out of each side, and a pair of little horns on top. From the neck down, he's wearing all black, aside from a white roman collar.*

*Yes, that's right, he's a mazoku Catholic priest. But this is EGC; weirder things have happened.*

Koe: *rush rush rush*

A bum: Hoi! Can you spare a rim?

*Automatically, of course, Koe rushes right on by. He hasn't gone more than a block when...*

Koe: *thinks* Well, that wasn't very Christlike, was it? Just walking on by when someone's in need?

*So he turns around and goes back to the bum.*

Koe: I'm sorry about that, I was... well, acting automatically.

Bum: Soyana. Well, it's all right. So, can you spare a rim? :)

*The bum is all wrapped up in a brown blanket and wearing a thick brown hat on his head, but bits of dark red hair poke out from under it, and a short ponytail hangs out behind him.*

Koe: Actually, I'm from St. Mary's... if you come with me, I can give you more than just a rim.

Bum: ...not interested.

Koe: Are you sure? We have a soup kitchen. Aren't you hungry?

Bum: No.

*And on that cue, his stomach rumbles.*

Koe: Sounds different to me.

Bum: Hona ne. *pause* Well, okay, I'll come. But no promises about converting or anything like that, okay?

Koe: No promises necessary. By the way, I'm Koe. I'd shake your hand, but my hands are a bit full right now...

Bum: I'm Brass. Do you want me to help you carry one of those things?

Koe: You'd do that? *beams* Thank you!

*He hands off one of the boxes to Brass... and Brass immediately bolts off with it.*

Koe: *chasing after him* Hey!

Brass: SUCKER! XD

*Quite unexpectedly, though, Koe begins to gain on him... and then, when he's almost on top of him, he leaps into the air and comes back down, slamming into Brass's back and sending him flat onto the ground.*

Brass: *SLAM* ....*cough*....the fuck? @.@

Koe: While I'm sure you can find interesting uses for a box of freshly cleaned underwear, I still think that the homeless deserve to have their boxers back.

Brass: Underwear? I just tried to steal underwear?

Koe: Yep. What did you think a Catholic priest would be carrying around, anyway?

Brass: ...okay, now I feel like a total dumbass. XP

Koe: *picking the box back up* The offer still stands, of course.

Brass: *sitting up* What? I just tried to steal your stuff!

Koe: Right, but... well, the offer remains open. ^_^

*A brief pause, during which Brass stares Koe in the face, bewildered.*

Brass: Well... all right...

*And they walk off together. Yay!*


Not my best EGC post ever, of course, but I'm a little rusty. As is my Kansai-ben! Nooooooo!