*It has been a decent little while after Voidstar disappeared through the plot hole, though not so long that OOC-Chatty has ceased pondering cutely in mid-air.*

Chatty: Hm hum hmmmm... thinky think think...

*Her pocket wriggles.*

Chatty: *To pocket* Aw, Phib-chan, be quiet. I'm trying to think here.

*The pocket wriggles and whines rather loudly.*

Chatty: AR! QUIET, MATEY!

Voice: There you are. *clicking noise* I've been looking for you everywhere, and now--

Chatty: ...WAI! *spins around and beams absolute genkiness* PICO-KUN! XD

*And now, we are all treated to the odd image of the Ordinal pointing a rather large and ludricrous gun at the Demiurge, while staring at her wide-eyed and, er, somewhat stupidly to boot.*

Ordinal: *blinks* Pi..co? *blinks some more* Did you just call me Pico?

Chatty: Of course I did, silly! That's your name, isn't it? Pico Johnson?

Ordinal: *huffily* It isn't anymore. I am the Ordinal 6442 of the Dynamic Library--

Chatty: *sidling up to the gun and staring down the barrel with one eye* My, that's a big gun you've got there.

Ordinal: *blink* ...uh?

*OOC-Chatty gives a rather wide and silly grin (in the manner of Ed from Bebop) and snickers.*

Chatty: No Freudian compensation going on here, eh, Pico?

Ordinal: ..uh... NO! Most certainly not! XP

Chatty: Hm. *sticks her tongue out at the end of the gun in an attempt to, er, lick it*

Ordinal: GACK! *Yanks the BFG out of the way, absolutely red in the face*

Chatty: HA! YOU LIE! XD

Ordinal: *still red* What... the Hell... are you DOING?!

Chatty: You liiiiiike me, don't you?

Ordinal: I do NOT! I--

Chatty: *batts eyelashes cutely*

Ordinal: *blink* ...uhm... hate your... guts...

Chatty: *again with the Ed grin* Why whyyyy?

Ordinal: Because you, uhm, won't do what I want.

Chatty: *Ed Grin* What's thaaat?

Ordinal: Er. Well, I... uh... want... *cough*

Chatty: Hm? ^^.

Ordinal: *coughcough* you to *coughcough*

*OOC-Chatty ponders this cutely for about five seconds, and then:*

Chatty: *uber-genki* Okay!

*The Ordinal is sufficiently stunned by this to not only drop his jaw, but also the Big Fragging Gun, which fires off randomly in some unspecified other direction, probably fragging a few vultures in the process. Ah well.*

Ordinal: *to no one in particular* She just said yes. Without any brainwashing. *pinches himself* Ow.

Chatty: Silly.

Ordinal: *actually somewhat hyper* You're taunting me, right? That's a lie, isn't it? You're getting back at me for Velvet's death with this, aren't you? @@

Chatty: *shrugs* He was closer to Mack than he was to me, really.

Ordinal: ...Mack?

Chatty: Yep. Doesn't he act like it?

Ordinal: Er... well... a bit...

Chatty: Eh, old news! *glomps him cutely* You are a badass and I am a badass and together we are BADASSES! And we're gonna have badass kids in a badass house with a badass fence and a BADASS ROSE BUSH! YES! AND A BADASS DOG AND A BADASS MONKEY AND SOME BADASS GOLDFISH! XD

Ordinal: *looks happy enough to die on the spot*

*...which is why he is surprised, to say the least, when OOC-Chatty suddenly turns into snow with a big POOF in the middle of her Badass Speech.*

Ordinal: Hu--? Chatty? *She crumbles to nothing, leaving only her coat over his shoulder* CHATTY! *grabs at the empty coat and shakes it* CHATTY!

Voice: Cheh. Baka na.

*The Ordinal jerks his head in the direction of the voice... facing Shinryoku Yuuryou, currently perched on the very edge of the Shinra Building, and wearing a black-green variation on the outfit of a jounin ninja.*

Yuuryou: If you believe talk like that, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

Ordinal: *glaring at him and panting* ......

Yuuryou: Though, of course, you might actually buy that too. Seeing as how you're only a few steps above a caveman clubbing the skull of his woman and dragging her back to the cave by her hair--

Ordinal: *blasts the entire corner of the Shinra building off with his free hand* YOU FUCK!

*Just as the rubble starts to fall, it suddenly becomes apparent-- though how and why, it's not sure --that in place of Yuuryou on the roof, is a log of wood. This log falls with the rubble, eventually landing with a thud in the snow along with the rest of the corner.*

*Yuuryou himself, however, has completely disappeared.*

Ordinal: *huff...puff* It... he... *holds up the coat, which has a little shuriken stuck in the back; he takes it out and stares at it a while*

*After that while, he puts the shuriken in a pocket and hugs the coat like a small blanket.*

Ordinal: ...omae wo... korosu...

I ain't big on second chances. I am, however, big on jounin ninjas. WHEE!

Apologies to Rae for the Badass Speech.