(*Sephiroth stumbles in, hurting very badly from both a hangover and having been beat up by Matt Yazama earlier*)
Sephiroth: Ouch. As if one would.
Yuna: (*glares at Sephiroth*) Well it's not my fault I look like this!! The stupid Evil One just happened to decide that the best material to a Mecha-Interface Cybernetic Android out of was scrap junk.
Sephiroth: Izzat why you have pogo sticks for legs?
Yuna: HAI. Now get ...
(*Enter a MOOGLE*)
Moogle: The cockroach rebellion has been squished ... er, I mean squelched. That means the Very Evil Mistress is on her way!!
Yuna: Aaaa! Quick!! Outta my way! Outta my way!
(*Yuna bounces out, hitting Sephiroth over the head on her way*)
Sephiroth: Ouch.
(*he passes out, and the Moogle leaves*) (*Chatty runs into the chatroom, wearing a lavender EVA plugsuit*) Chatty: Whew!! Konnichi wa, minna-san! It took me *this* long to get away from those spammed spiders. Ugh. (*shudders*) Shinobi, prepare to make chopped spider suoy in case any of them wander in here ... they may be after you too. Speaking of which, where's Yuna? Anybody see her lately? (*a spider the size of a soccer ball scurries into the chatroom*) Spider: (*note: It has a very annoying, high-pitched squeak of a voice >_<*) WAI!!! YOU'RE CUTE!! WANNA DATE?!?! Chatty: Aaaa!! (*blasts the spider with a fire spell and RUNS*) Spider: *cough* What? Was it something I said? (*enter Jen-chan and Jay*) Jen-chan: Konnichi wa minna-san! have returned tired and bored so I decided to go here! Oh well, same old, same old....giant friendly mutant spiders....killer tomatos.....*piku* Anno..I've played Final Fantasy 7 for PSX, actually I own it. It's a masterpiece. It has a captivating storyline, romantic scenes, heart wrenching scenes, awesome cinematics, a great battle system, and enough action to last pro-gamers for a long time. Oh well, mind my babbling as always. Jay: Lucky you! ^_^Ken: Yeah... HIM mostly... >_<
Jay: Nani?!?!? KEN!!!!!! O_O
Ken: Yo Jay! ^_^
Jay: Ken no baka... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!
Ken: This is a public chat hotshot... ^^ Besides, I like making you look stupid! HAH!
Jay: Oh yeah... Heh... ^^;;
Did you get me those MP3
files we need for the slayers page? ^^ Heheh.
Ken: Hai! It was no problem... HEY WE ARE GONNA OPEN AN SLAYER SHRINE, FULL OF MP3 MUSIC FILES!!!!! MWAHAH!
Jay: >_< Oy... *sigh*
Ken: HAH! ^_^
Jay: >_<
Ken: Anno...
Jay: Why the heck do you keep---
Ken: HAI! I just like to see you look stupid baka, thatīs what friends are for! ^_^
Jay: Then I guess you wont be mad if I told Chatty-san
about---
*enter some funny music theme. Ken and Jay are SD
now*
Ken: DAMMIT JAY NO!! *throws a wooden bucket on Jay's
head* x_X
Jay: *falls back* Orooro?
Ken: YOULL PAY YOU MISERABLE PIECE OF DUST!!!!!!!!!!! *Gets his iron mallet out of nowhere*
*poof*
Ken: Nani?!?!?! JAY!!!! WHERE THE HECK DID YOU GO?????? DAMN YOU!
(*he leaves*) (*enter Chibi*Ningi*) Chibi*Ningi: ....say, it's been a long time now..^.^...hmm...friendly spiders?!? o.o..shesh, I never thought spiders are friendly...::splat ^_^ (*Chibi*Ningi leaves*) (*Andrael drags Chatty back in. He points at the partially roasted Spider*) Andrael: You MONSTER!!! Spiders are our friends!!! Haven't you ever read "Charlotte's Web"?!(does double YUUUUUMI-DONOOOOOOOO! cheer to make up for forgetting it in the last post)
Spider: YAY!!! People like me, they really like me ... WAI WAI WAI WAI!! (*Chatty looks at the Giant Spider and does a double take*) Spider: Hehehehehe. You're silly. Chatty: I *really* shouldn't have worn an EVA plugsuit in that universe. Spider: But you look so cuuuuuuuute in it!! Wanna date? (*Spider glomps onto Chatty's leg*) Chatty: NO. (*shakes the Spider loose*) Spider: Awwww ... you sure? Chatty: HAI. Spider: Damn. (*pouts for approximately 5 seconds, and then ...*) Spider: SHINOBI! SHI~~~NO~~~BI!!! (*runs off in search of Shinobi*) Chatty: *Whew*. Sorry, I don't have anything personal against spiders ... well, okay, maybe I do, but that's besides the point. I just don't like them hitting on me. 'Cuse me while I go change. I can't stand long in this outfit. (*indicates lavender EVA plugsuit*) (*Jay enters*) Jay: *Mumbles* Void no baka... *sigh*Jay: Nani? Gomen little spider! ^^
Spider: Move!!! Me chasing Kawaii Linaly!!! NYA NYA!
Jay: *Moves outta Spiders way* Oo What The HECK was that about? Hummm... Are we being invaded by spiders??
*poke poke*
Jay: X_x Oro?
2nd Spider: KAWAII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jay: *Looks around* You talking to me little spider? ^^
2nd Spider: *Grasps Jayīs arm* NYA NYA!
Jay: Nani??!? GET OFF OF ME!!!!!! @@
2nd Spider: NYA!!!!!!
Jay: *Shakes his arm like crazy* LET GO!!!!!!!!! OO
2nd spider: NO!!!!
Spider: *runs by* WHERE LINALY?!?!?!?!?!
Jay: >_< YO! YOU! GREEN SPIDER! GET YOUR FRIEND OFF ME!!!!
Spider: NO! BUSY LOOKING FOR KAWAII LINALY! NYA!
2nd Spider: ^o^
*Runs off*
2nd Spider: KAWAII GUY MINE! NYAHAHA!
Jay: My armīs gonna fall off... *sigh*
(*enter Void-Star, Rei, Aoi ... there is much rejoicing among the people ... ^_-*)
Void-Star: (*over cordless phone*) Well, "yaoi" refers to....um....physical affection between two people of the same gender, more often two males....but I have seen it used to refer to a female couple (Ritsuko and Maya, namely). It is NOT hentai, because usually it's nowhere NEAR as explicit (at least, not what I've read and not what I plan to write, dammit). (*looking up from phone at Jay*) And dammit Jay, why're you calling ME an idiot?!! Rei-san was the one who said it, not me!!! >:P
Rei: Yeah! And I resent being called an idiot for it, since you two were obviously too cowardly to say it yourselves!
Aoi: Hey, a relationship for me to manipulate! So, Jay, what did you first imagine when you saw Jen-chan....did you want to be intimate with her, or kill her? *Suddenly collapses* They've suffered enough....DON'T MAKE ME TORMENT THEM ANY MORE!!!!
Rei: ~_~;;; Not this bit again. Damn it....Aoi, get the Hell out of here and blubber about your problems to someone else!
Aoi: *Sniff Sniff* Lyn....I mean, ah dammit, I did it AGAIN....sorry, people! *Smiles prettily and waves* Ja ne!
Rei: For the people here who were totally lost throughout that exchange, go to this place. That should explain things. And Jay, Jen-chan, ignore ANY questions Aoi asks you, trust me on that one.
Jay: I could just kill you now Aoi, but I have a spider on my right arm right now... ^^;; And I dont have to answer your question... Heheh. ^^Spider: NYA!
Jay: Why wont you go anyway???
(*Enter the great Shinobi and his sidekick, Lyrical Ballads*)
| Just had to find the most reccomended ArmorSmith in the Omniverse, didn't we? Stupid car breaks down, and i have to walk back to Genesis... oh well, Lyric, explain to me how sheep's bladders- | |
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Lyric: |
Warning! Danger! Danger! Incoming! |
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Spider: |
You're kute! |
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AAAAAAA!!!*Scrambles backwards... frame backpacy jingleing* |
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Lyric: |
Target analyzed... It's a GIFT! |
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Oh, !dang! Armor Class I: ON! *Shinobi grabs Sephiroth style sholder plates and yanks down... armor plate telescope out...* |
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Spider: |
Wanna go out on a date?! |
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Can't! I'm a robot (this armor looks robotic, so that should fool her...) |
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Spider: |
But robots are extra kute! |
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!dang! it again! Armor extra I [Wings]: ON! *Shinobi leaps into the air, the spider cliinging to his chest. He then dives toward the ground shaking off the spider, but not befor it plants a kiss on his non-band-aided cheek, leaving a huge red lipstick mark* |
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What is a slider doing wearing lipsitck? Wait *whips out an ugly book marked "Chemistry"* like only attracts like, so kute can only effect kute... MAI-CHAAAAN HELP! *ducks behind a rock* |
Rei: Spider problem, eh? Well, this payback has been a long time coming. Hasn't it, Aoi? *Smirks*
Aoi: *Whacks a spider away from herself* A long time!!
Rei: Indeed. *Air around Rei begins to haze as her AT Field spreads* If you need help, Jen-chan, Aoi and I shall be happy to provide it.
Aoi: *Grins, deploys her Field, and starts smashing spiders left and right*
(*Linaly comes running in with large green spider behind her*) Linaly: AAaaaayyiiiehh! Ick! Ick!!! Get awaaaayy!!!|
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Shinobi: | Linaly, you got your backup! here i am, and the fact that there seem to be thousands of these darn spiders really gets rid of my original reticence to just lay into them... *unsheaths flame blade and goes to work* the more i cut the more there seem to be! |
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Spider: | that was kute! please date me, robot man! |
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Shinobi: | i'm not a robot! it's just a suit of armor! *Blade slash!* |
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Spider: | then that's really, really kute! |
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Shinobi: | i bet we could all take um... *slashes again* personally, i wonder where they are all coming from... Lyric, could you scan for any anomaly that would be the source for the sudden spider ingress! |
| Lyric: | can (and am) do (-ing)... |
| attacks the spiders |
| Spider Senshi, transform!! |
| Super Web Wrap-around!!! |
| Glittery Spiderwebs form out of the air and envelop | , thus incapacitating it. |
| appears and attacks the Spider Senshi |
| Aaaa! Supreme Thunder Cockroach!!! |
| appears and kills |
| YAY!! The Spider Senshi score another victory in the name of Freedom and Justice and cool stuff like that! Neato! Let's go celebrate! |
| Yeah! And find that robot guy too. He's CUTE!! |
| I'm hungry. Had any good garbage lately? |
VoidStar: Damn these spiders! Any suggestions, Rei-san?
Rei: *Whispers in his ear, and he starts to smile*
VoidStar: That can wait until we're alone. But while you were saying that, I thought of something. Spiders! Cease your attack or I'll unleash Sohryu Asuka Langley on yer sorry spider asses!!! And if that doesn't work, I'll lock the lot of ya in a small room and make you watch "MD Geist" over and over again!!!!!
(*The Spiders curl back in horror. Some run away screaming ...*) Sari: *Looks around* Some of the spiders are going away!|
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Shinobi: | Sabre Slash! huh, this isn't working, there are far too many of them... we have to attack the source. Lyric, you got a fix on it yet? |
| Lyric: | Got em, boss! They came through on Chatty's Evangelion! | |
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Shinobi: | The perfect place to hide out if one is searching for a certain
lavender-suited individual... i've got a plan, it's a million to one shot
but it just might work... here goes:
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| Lyric: | Sounds good to me, do you have a backup? | |
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Shinobi: | Yes, i DO have a backup plan... I wouldn't be much of a planner without one... |
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Spider: | Awww... that plan is soooo kute! |
| Shinobi: | Jump in anytime guys! |
| You're cute!!! Wanna date?!? |
| Well, actually ... |