Subject: Mwa ha ha.  Rei-senpai didn't do *me* in!
  • Name: Chatty, Evil New Age Villain
  • Time of Entry: Wed Jul 8, 98 at 15:41 Central Time
  • Message:
      MWA HA HA! I'm back! Did ya miss me? And don't worry Jen-chan, you couldn't have known about M...m...m...! Gomen nasai, cannot utter that name anymore. - -;;;

      Fave anime character? Hmmm ... tough choice. I don't know about Ayanami Rei ... she DID try to kill me in that chat y'know ^_- (Yeah, this isn't a spoiler, but nearly being killed by a half-Angel Lilith-type person over a Yuna update is worth a black out, ne?)

      Yuna: Hey, don't YOU start complaining -- she wrecked my mecha!

      Chatty: Yeah.  That was fun. ^o^

      Yuna: >_the AT Fields and Jay-san and Jen-chan ... ^_^

      Chatty: Same here I guess.  Okay then, it's Ayanami Rei for best Anime Character!

      Yuna: (AHEM)

      Chatty: Oh yeah ... Lina Inverse in second. ^_^

      Yuna: (*big grin*) OK, for best Genesis character, I nominate TAMIKO!!!!

      Chatty: Oro?

      Yuna: Yeah, she's just so ... cool and ... uh ... psychic and stuff. ^_^

      Chatty: Really? I thought you'd go for Eric Gen. ^_-

      Yuna: OH YEAH! ERIC TOO! BISHOOOOONEN! @.@

      Chatty: OK, for me, it's more difficult ... Yumi-sama's my fave, of course ... and Mai-chan is soooo cute ... but I guess Megumi is my second fave.

      Yuna: And the best FF3 character ever is (*drumroll*) KEFKA!!! The Light of Judgement FOREVER!!!

      (*Enter Ki, Edge, and Sephiroth -- very, very drunk again*)

      Ki: (*singing*) Her name was RY-DIA, she was a SUM'NER, with bright green-colored hair, and KAWAIINESS up to THERE ... *hic*

      Edge: (*supreme hiccup attack*) *hic* *hic* *hic* *hic* *hic* *hic* *hic* *hic* Ayanami Rei *hic* *hic* *hic*

      Sephiroth: (*holding up the WE LOVE MAI! banner*) MAI-CHAN FOREVER!! MAI IS THE BEST!! *hic*

      Yuna: Sooo ... Mai is Seph's nomination?

      Sephiroth: Yup. *hic* You bet she is! *hic*

      Chatty: Who's your fave anime character?

      Sephiroth: *hic* Ummm ... Ryoko? *hic* Or Ryo-ohki? It's hard to decide. *hic* Heck ... *hic* I'll say Ryoko.

      Chatty: Okay ... fave FF2 and FF3 characters?

      Ki: RYDIA!!!! WE LOVE RYD - *hic* - DIA!!!

      Edge: *hic* *hic* *hic* Rei? *hic*

      Yuna: No, she's from Evangeli --

      Sephiroth: Cecil? *hic* And, um ... Relm. *hic* Gotta love that sketch ability. *hic*

      Yuna: OK.

      Edge: *hic* *hic* Edgar *hic* *hic* was *hic* *hic* funny *hic* *hic*

      (*Enter Edgar Edgar and Relm Relm *)

      Edgar gives the 'one fingered salute'! THIS is all I have to say about Kefka.

      Relm Yeah! Son of a SUBMARINER!

      Yuna: HEY! That's Kefka's quote, you little 16-bit @#$%ers!

      Chatty: WHOA! Yuna, watch your language!

      Yuna: Run, run, or you'll be well done!

      Relm Yikes!

      Edgar Err ... we gotta go now.  Remember ladies -- I'm still available!!!

      (*Edgar Edgar and Relm Relm run out, followed by the furiously bouncing Yuna*)

      Sephiroth: *hic* That was weird. *hic*

      Ki: *hic* *hic* RYDIA, I LOVE YOU!!! *hic* *hic*

      Edge: *hic* Rei? *hic* *hic* *hic* *hic*

      (*the drunken trio wander off*)

      Chatty: Ermmin.  That was strange.  Oh well.

      (*does the YUUUUUUMMMMIIII~~~SAAAAMMMMAAAA cheer*)

      See? I remembered! Now let's hope I got thru this whole thing w/out leaving out a tag, ne?

      Ja ne! (*SD Salute*)

     

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    Unfortuately, the original post wasn't as lucky ...

    Subject: re: Mwa ha ha.  Rei-senpai didn't do *me* in!
  • Name: Chatty
  • Time of Entry: Wed Jul 8, 98 at 16:4 Central Time
  • Message:
      OOOOOO, Eva's gonna hate me for this one!!! I didn't leave out any tags, I just typed in the wrong stuff!! (*slaps forehead*) Eva-dono, I am an utter and complete jelly-head.  My humblest apologies.  I am still but a trainee in the skill s of HTML-fu.  (*bows*)

      The problem is, obviously, that Edgar graphic down there.  In the "img src" tag, I was supposed to type this URL:

      http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Labyrinth/6960/edgar_flips_the_finger.gif

      Thus getting this pic: The 'proper' picture (which I think Nintendo edited out of the US version for obvious reasons ^_-)
      Instead, I typed in this URL:

      http://genesis.maison-otaku.net/

      Spammit, I visit here too much.  That URL's been engraved into my skull, I'll bet.

      Once again, my humblest apologies Eva-dono.  I would not blame you if you are too annoyed by my stupidity to correct my absent-minded mistake. (*bow*)

     

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    But Eva-dono fixed it.  And I think Eva-dono is supremely annoyed with me now. *sigh* Anyway, now for the adventures of SHINOBI-SAN!!!

    Subject: re: naaaniiii...
  • Name: Shinobi
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Jul 9, 98 at 22:27 Central Time
  • Message:

      The Adventures of Shinobi 0:1 A Duel / "...Sha la la la..."

      Well, Shinobi here (as you can probably tell from the title, and the mailto bidness) and so i hear that people actually READ that Coming Soon bit... oh well, seems i shall have to stand and deliver, oh well, here goes...

      Shinobi: And so here i am with the male lead in the popular anime title (and etc.) Slayers, Gourry Gabriev!
      Gourry: hi!
      Shinobi: *snaps into the Heron stance* OK, kid, stand and deliver!

      *A furious duel erupts... both combatants cutting at eachother... and both... ummm... hitting, each, other...*

      Shinobi: ouch
      Gourry: ouch
      Shinobi: hmmm... i guess VS was right... but we have to give the public their money's worth, here goes *rips the barstool out from under a now toga clad Edge* Let's duel with these!
      Gourry: Let's go!

      *another furous duel erupts... this one lasting for several minutes (until Shinobi remembers something)*

      Shinobi: hey! i am a qualified Furnature Warrior!
      Rising Barsool Fury!
      Flaming Chair Burst!
      Amazing High Barstool Explostive Ire!
      Gourry: ouch!
      Shinobi:sorry i had to beat you like a red headed stepchild who stole the rented mule... i'll buy you some of what he is drinking *points at Sephiroth's drink, it is blue and viscous... looks like something from a Klingon wedding*

      *Indicates the group of Edge (who took his face back) Sephiroth (who by now has a lampshade on his head) and Ki (whom i don't know) The intepid five, now totally schnockered, begin to caterwaul, (out of anime theme songs, of course)*

        o/" do you remember when
        we used to sing
        sha la la la la la la
        la la la la te da                 o/"

      Shinji: oh, my god, Misato! What was that all about!
      Misato: I believe that Shinobi is on the crack rock...

      *** Coming Soon: I get a sidekick, and she may or may not need an upgrade... ***

     

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    Hehehe.  That's fun. ^_^

    Subject: :(
  • Name: Matt Yazama
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Jul 9, 98 at 22:40 Central Time
  • Message:
      Matt: *walks down the street* Drunk again? *sighs* Are they always like this? *looks at Ki* You are really pathetic y'know bro?

      Ki: *slurred* YesyouknowIknow...!

      Matt: What? Oh well. You have to stop hanging around these guys. Everyday, you're always drunk.*holds a cup of cold water* Time to change. *poured water on Ki*

      SD Ki: What'd you do that for?!

      Matt: You were drunk!

      Edge: *hic* Hey, what happened to Ki? *hic*

      Sephiroth: Mai-chan forever! *hic*

      Matt: Time for you guys to wake up! I'm here to challenge to guys into reality! *cracks knuckles*

     

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    Awww, Ma~~~tt!! Did you *have* to sober up our regular drunks? ^_^

    Subject: :)
  • Name: Matt Yazama
  • Time of Entry: Thurs Jul 9, 98 at 22:49 Central Time
  • Message:
      Matt: Man am I happy now! *sits on the pile of people*

      SD Ki: Hey, those guys didn't even put up a good fight! Why'd you beat them up?

      Matt: I need to be cheered up. This works just as fine. Let's go to the apartment. I need...*splash*

      SD Ki: Take that! That's for splashing me earlier!

      Matt-chan: *squeezes her jacket dry* Gomen, but you shouldn't be drinking y'know. *moves back hair* Deity, I hope no one starts hitting on me in this form. *sighs* That happens way too often.

      SD Ki: Let's get going, I hear the guys coming out of the bar. Must be the end of happy hour.

      Matt-chan: We better go. Uh, gomen nasai. Sorry for the little scene. Um, could any of you please cause a distraction? In my girl-type form, it get pretty annoying. *starts running*

    • Ermmin ... I guess it's all okay now. ^_-

    Subject: I'm HE~~~~RE!
  • Name: Yuna
  • Time of Entry: Fri Jul 10, 98 at 19:29 Central Time
  • Message:
      Yuna: Konnichi wa, minna-san! Hai, it's me, Yuna!! I'm here all by myself.  The Evil One is actually working today instead of goofing off.  Nothing big, just squelching some cockroach uprising in ... um ... dammit, I always forget the name of that dimension.  The one full of Giant, Friendly, Intelligent Cockroaches and Spiders with High-Pitched Voices. Scary place. (*shudders*) Well, it could be worse.  I've never had a Giant Spider hit on me yet. ^_^

      (*Sephiroth stumbles in, hurting very badly from both the hangover and having been beat up by Matt*)

      Sephiroth: Ouch. As if one would.

      Yuna: (*glares at Sephiroth*) Well it's not my fault I look like this!! The stupid Evil One just happened to decide that the best material to build a Mecha-Interface Cybernetic Android out of was scrap junk.

      Sephiroth: Izzat why you have pogo sticks for legs?

      Yuna: HAI.  Now get ...

      (*Enter a MOOGLE*)

      Moogle: The cockroach rebellion has been squished ... er, I mean squelched.  That means the Very Evil Mistress is on her way!!

      Yuna: Aaaa! Quick!! Outta my way! Outta my way!

      (*Yuna bounces out, hitting Sephiroth over the head on her way*)

      Sephiroth: Ouch.

     

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    Hee hee.  What fun! ^_________^ And now for another installment of the Adventures of SHINOBI ...

    Subject: re: Eva hardware and re: re: re: re: re: Who is more dense...  
  • Name: Shinobi
  • Time of Entry: Fri Jul 10, 98 at 20:12 Central Time
  • Message:

      The Adventures of Shinobi 0:2 "i have a sidekick?!" / she wants a favor...

      Shinobi: *now sporting dark glasses and a band-aid on his cheek* no, i don't think i am an assassin with these glasses.. Gourry out-drank me... i guess people that dense can hold their liquer well...
      Gourry: What?
      Shinobi: look what you did to me! *indcates band-aid* i am an anime cliche now! a CLICHE!! And don't you have a Lina to find...? Go get her boy! Chatty, the cockroaches and spiders WILL NOT STOP hitting on me... yes, i know what you mean, and yes, that is true... and now to answer a question "hey, everybody else has a sidekick to play straight man (or woman) to, how about you?"  But then just when i was about to give up hope, i was rifleing through my room and found my copy of Roadmarks by Roger Zelazny. If you haven't read it, do so... it will explain soooo many of my references. Say hello to my little friend... my new sidekick: Lyrical Ballads

      *Indicates a small battered green cloth-bound book*

      Lyric: hello, i am a micro-dot computer array loaded with so many features it is insane, and hidden in a thin wafer design, wedged in the covers of everybody's favorite collection of strange poetry that began the Romantic Period... or ended the Romantic period... i can never remember...
      Shinobi: and those Eva nano-processors may or may not be compatable, i would like to run a few tests on them, should they prove combatible, i may be interested in purchasing a few (mixing dimensional technology could be a bad thing.. .but then my sidekick is a book with a fusion generator in the cover, so who's to say what is too dangerous) Though that voice color may have to go
      Lyric: what do you mean? I like this voice!
      Shinobi: its too... peachy, it seems southern, and living here is too much to begin with, i am not gonna put up with that accent in Genesis... mayhaps something in a green...
      Lyric: green?! but yumi is green... and...
      Shinobi: yup Void, you are definately NOT the only one with a pushy sidekick... but she's a book, so its not even like you two...

      *Wanders off, busy being hen-pecked by a small book...*

      The Books from Roadmarks were Flowers of Evil and Leaves of Grass read the book, i swear by it... it and the Fionavar Tapestry (The Summer Tree, The Wandering Fire, and The Longest Road) by Guy Gavriel Kay and the Wheel of Time, and...

      *** Coming Soon: i have no idea... that was pointless enough... ICQ me (my # is 14733849) and etc. ***

     

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    ^_^

    Subject: Beware the Giant Friendly Spiders ...
  • Name: Chatty
  • Time of Entry: Sun Jul 12, 98 at 13:56 Central Time
  • Message:
      (*Chatty runs into the chatroom, wearing a lavender EVA plugsuit*)

      Whew!! Konnichi wa, minna-san! It took me *this* long to get away from those spammed spiders.  Ugh.  (*shudders*) Shinobi, prepare to make chopped spider suoy in case any of them wander in here ... they may be after you too.

      Speaking of which, where's Yuna? Anybody see her lately? (*looks down the list*) Hmmm ... oh look, a new chatter. Or chatroomer. Or whatever you call us crazy folk. ^_^

      Okay, DK.  The way you do colored fonts is to type this:
      Blah blah blah
      ... except of course, you replace the "#000000" with some other color's number, since "#000000" is black (spoiler text).  I'd recommend you use a color cube for this sort of thing.

      (*a spider the size of a soccer ball scurries into the chatroom*)

      Spider: (*note: It has a very annoying, high-pitched squeak of a voice >_<*) WAI!!! YOU'RE CUTE!! WANNA DATE?!?!

      Chatty: Aaaa!! (*blasts the spider with a fire spell and RUNS*)

      Spider: *cough* What? Was it something I said?

     

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    Aaaa! Run for your lives!! It's the SPIDERS!!