Humph. I always arrive here too late. Oh well ... (*grin*) Seeing as how
you all know my favorite overall character of FFVII, anyone interested in who my favorite
female chara is?
(*crickets chirping*)
Anyone want to guess?
Cricket 1: Aerith?
Cricket 2: Tifa?
Cricket 3: Yuffie?
Nope, nope, nope.
Cricket 2: Elena?
Ol' Wiley? Close, but no chopper. ^_^
Cricket 1: Scarlett? Corneo?
Are you a sick, perverted cricket or what?
Cricket 1: Sorry.
Cricket 3: Jenova?
¬.¬ Sickos ... (*sigh*)
Cricket 2: OK, we give up. Who?
It's ......... JESSIE!!
Crickets: NANI?!
Yup, that's right! Good ol' Jessie from the beginning of the game!! Hahaha!
(*holds up the JESSIE IS SOOOO COOL banner*)
I still like Rufus better, but Jessie comes a close second ...
(*Enter the Emu*)
Emu: Thou art very strange.
Why thank you!!
Emu: Could thee be so kind as to give me directions to the nearest bar, oh kind
nutcase?
Um ... well, no ... but if you just find Sephiroth, he should be able to help you. I
think he has the way memorized by now. ^_^
Emu: I thank thee very much.
(*Enter Sephiroth -- selling hotdogs. No kidding. He's got a "Kiss the
Cook" apron on over his regular get-up and a kawaii little floppy chef's hat and a
little red and white pushcart with an Umbrella over it and the word "HOTDOGS"
painted on the side and he's ringing a cow-bell to get people's attention ...*)
Sephiroth: HOTDOGS!! Get your HOTDOGS!!
Good grief, it's last night's surrealism come to haunt me. Believe me, going thru the
Nibelheim Flashback right before going to bed can prompt some very strange dream images,
such as this one ...
Sephiroth: Hey there ... don't I know you? I think so. You're that ... uh ... New Evil
Age ... uh ... what was it again?
Evil New Age Villain Chatty the Bad Guy.
Sephiroth: .....
Or just Chatty for short.
Sephiroth: Oh yeah! I ran you thru with the masamune in a self-insert fanfic!
.....
Sephiroth: No hard feelings, right?
Of course not. ^_^ Hey Seph -- why are you selling hotdogs?
Sephiroth: Gah. The "I'm-a-famous-villain-and-I'll-kill-you-if-you-bill-me"
trick stopped working at the Genesis Bar. I have to pay for my drinks now. ^^
Ah, I see. So you're peddling hotdogs?
Sephiroth: Hai. I even got registered with the Official Genesis Pushcart Association!!
^_^
So this is legal?
Sephiroth: Of course it is!
Well ... Ian-san never said anything about pushcart owners in the manga. ^^;;
Sephiroth: He should. There aren't hardly enough pushcarts in the media.
.....
Sephiroth: Say, you want to buy a hotdog? They're only 2 GMUs each.
(*Note: GMU stands for Genesis Monetary Unit, and I'm using it because I
unfortuately don't know the Monetary Unit used in Genesis ... help us here, Ian-san!!*)
Sure, why not? (*I buy a hotdog with some mustard and some relish and some
sauerkraut and it's very very good and I really recommend it ... ^_-*) Gee ... who'd
have known that a top SOLDIER could make such a good hotdog?
Emu: AHEM. Thou art forgetting me.
Oh, right. Hey Seph -- could you show this ... err ... emu the way to the bar?
Sephiroth: Sure. I was on my way down there anyway. Follow me!
(*Sephiroth and the Emu go forth toward the bar, with Sephiroth's pushcart in tow
...*)
Now that is surreal ...
Non-narrative Stuff:
Shinobi, Jen-chan, Jay, Linaly, VoidStar, Chibi*Ningi, Andrael, Matt Yazama, and
Ryoga Hibiki: I've been thinking about this for a little bit, and I've figured it
would be a neat idea to take the Spider
Chronicles and make them into a kind of Genesis Doushinji. If I do do so, what the
heck do you guys want to look like? (Note: this applies to your cameo charas too ... the
only one out of the whole SC Cast that I'm certain about is Lyrical Ballads, and that's
just because she's a book ...)
Daily Gag Strip: Do you think I could do one? Y'know, like the ones that appear
in the newspaper, only funny? I wouldn't have to be as talented as Ian-san -- in fact, the
weirder the drawings, usually the better -- and all I'd need is a quick wit. I've got some
great ideas ... picture plot weirdness along the lines of my sillier EGC posts, with a
drawing style like Anime/Manga meets Jules Feiffer ... hehehe, that guy was a good
cartoonist. So? Feedback? Encouragement? Constructive (*gulp*) criticism?
Okay, now I'm off to find Rufus! Ja ne!
(*YUUUUUMMMMMIIII~~~~SAAAAMMMMMAAAA cheer*)
(*SD Salute*)
P.S. I sure hope I didn't mess up any tags even tho it's likely I did ... ^_^