Name: Chatty
Time of Entry: Sat Jul 4, 98 at 21:33 Central Time
Message:
Interesting philosophy, Shinobi. Could be right, if the world was that funny. My theory of God (as a villain, mind you, not to be taken seriously) is that he's being a terrible slacker, assuming that he exists at all. I mean, could I seriously exist as a villain if he wasn't? Look at the stuff that's happened that he could have stopped. I sure wouldn't allow it. That's why I have to take over every universe. I may have my flaws but laziness is *not* one of them. (*suddenly very angry*) What use is having omnipotent powers if you allow meaningless accidents to happen? If you allow entire planets to be *destroyed* for no reason? IF YOU ALLOW MI-CHAN TO GET P***ED OFF? (*enthusiasm disappears, puddles begin to form in eyes*) Mi-chan ... Mi-chan, I'm sorry! (*grips head and turns away*)
(*enter Yuna*)
Yuna: Anno ... for you non-CAPOWers, that probably will make no sense whatsoever. And you CAPOWers probably won't get it until another month or so. Gomen -- maybe Jay will. ^_-
(*Chatty is still having a mental crisis*)
Yuna: Yoshi minna-san! Seeing as how the Evil One is momentarily incapacitated, it looks like I'll have to complete this post. (*looks down at the numerous posts*) Whoa. There's been a lot. I should've come down here while Matt had knocked out the Evil One. ^_-
Yuna: Yippee! Talk of the Great Kefka! (*holds up the WE LOVE KEFKA! banner*) Kefka forever! (*chanting*) KEFKA KEFKA KEFKA KEFKA KEFKA ...
Chatty: (*weakly, only half-there*) Cut it out, Yuna.
Yuna: Hai, Evil One. (>-< Kefka rules.) I'll continue a different string. (*scans farther down*) "Who's cuter -- Ryouga or Mousse?" Mousse, of course! WITH THOSE GLASSES, TOO! NA NO DA~~~~! Get with it, minna-san! ^^
(*enter a very drunk pair -- Ki and Sephiroth*)
Ki: *hiccup*
Sephiroth: (*singing*) Fighting evil by moon light, Winning love by daylight, Never running from a real fight, She is the one named Sailor Moon ...
Yuna: Uh oh ... I'd better do something. The Evil One is dead meat if she can't fight these guys back! (*thinks*)
Sephiroth: (*still singing*) She will never turn her back on a friend, She is always there to defend, She is the one whom we depend, She is the named sailor ...
Ki: *hiccup*
Yuna: (*sudden revelation*) Hai, that's it! The Yumi cheer! (*pokes Chatty*)
Chatty: Eh? Wha ...?
Yuna: Don't forget the Yumi cheer.
(*Chatty smiles*)
Chatty: Hai, I mustn't forget the YUMI-SAMA CHEER!
(*Chatty does the YUUUUUMMMMIIII~~~~~SAAAAAMMMMAAAAA cheer*)
Sephiroth: Hey ... don't I know her from somewhere?
Ki: I know you! Matt beat you up!
Chatty: Hmm ... I guess that's why I haven't posted in a while ...
Sephiroth: (*remembers*) You! You're that ... that Turk or whatever that can cast magic without materia! You killed Aerith! You *ate* the white materia! I'm going to have to kill you! (*unsheathes the Masamune*)
Chatty: Uh, Sephiroth ... this is a chatroom, not a fanfic.
Sephiroth: So? I'm STILL going to kill you. (*charges*)
Chatty: Aaaa! Spammit! Not again!
(*Chatty dodges and the Masamune gets stuck in the wall ^_^*)
Sephiroth: Dang it. I just waxed this thing too.
Chatty: Err ... don't kill me! Not here anyway. This is Genesis -- Mai-chan's universe. You wouldn't want to make kawaii little Mai sad, right?
Sephiroth: Noooooo, anything but that! Mai-chan gave me a hug! (*very big kawaii smile*) Mai-chan forever!
Ki: You like Mai?
Sephiroth: Of course I do! Who doesn't? Mai-chan is soooo kawaii! (*holds up a WE LOVE MAI! banner*)
Yuna: This is getting silly. ^^;;
Chatty: We'd better wrap it up. Ja ne! Yumi-sama rules!
Yuna: Ja ne! Kefka and Mousse forever!
Sephiroth: Mai-chan, I hope you're reading this! Thanks for the hug! Ja na!
(*Chatty, Sephiroth and Yuna do the SD Salute and leave*)
Ki: Hey -- what about me?
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